C--l--a--u--s--t--o--p--h--o-b--i--c--!
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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CANNIBALISM: Because we are what we eat.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Do deaf people ever hear voices in their head?
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I bet Beethoven would dig Marilyn Manson.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I Don't Speak English!
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I don't steal ideas, I improve them and then give them back!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I have the brain of a genius...in a bowl of vinegar!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I only wear this shirt on days that start with a consonant!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I wasn't listening. The voices in my head were talking.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I'm lost! Don't follow me!
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not drunk. This is how I always act!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not mean. I'm just spontaneously evil!
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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I'm so different. Just like everyone else!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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If you can't beat 'em, annoy 'em!
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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If you can't beat 'em, Tell your mum!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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If you kill me now; I'll just load my saved game!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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If you think life can be boring, try death!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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It's never to late to fail!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Make the world a greener place. Stop eating vegetables!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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My Pirate is More Ninja Than Your Cowboy!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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My psychiatrist just doesn't understand me!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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My socks are on fire!!! Made you look!!!
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Nice, simple, evil, I like it.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Old people can be very tough! Best to use them in a casserole!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Pedro sucks! Vote for me.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Real is an expensive copy of fake!
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Save the enviroment. Go to Uranus!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Save the environment. Plant a Bush!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Silence is when you no longer listen!
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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So many endangered species, So many recipes!
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Stop, Drop, Rock & Roll!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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That is wrong on so many levels!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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There's no I in TEAM, but there's a ME if you mix up the letters
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Tony Blair=Britain's Pinocchio
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Zombies are people too. Well, atleast they were at one point!
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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