82% of all statistics are made up on the spot
of 54 votes, 37% like it
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A Bribe Kept Me From Becoming Corrupt.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A Little Alliteration Literally Lightens Up Literature
of 47 votes, 51% like it
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Alright STOP! Hammer Shirt.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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As easy as 1, 2, 4
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Broken Records Are- Broken Records Are- Broken Records Are Lame
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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Broken Records Are- Broken Records Are- Broken Records Are-
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Color More Young Kids
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Cotton. The fabric of this shirt.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Even the funniest slogans don't get printed.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Get Out Of Myspace So I Can Twitter Allover Your Facebook
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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gilding the lilly
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Grandmas are my favorite Dinosaurs.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Health Insurance is for dummies
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Hyperbole: It's the worst!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I (heart) transitive verbal pictographs
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I bought this shirt and all I got was this lousy shirt.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I heart transcendental verbal pictographs
of 21 votes, 48% like it
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I'm delightful
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I'm So Non-Conformist I'm Going To Be Just Like Everyone Else
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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If you\'re happy and you know it, leave me alone
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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In Hollywood they have paparazzi, in Bollywood they have papadum.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Let's go to the flow chart.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Live by the sword... Die by the gun.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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MacGyver fashioned this shirt
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Make no mistake... I'm not sorry.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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My Favorite Dinosaurs Are Grandparents
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My heart is on my sleeve
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My weight loss is working out
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Nuns fall. It's the habit.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Onomatopoeia is a SNAP!
of 29 votes, 52% like it
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optimism will definitely prevail.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Palindromes Are Semordnilap!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Palindromes like it both ways.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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People in glass houses shouldn't sink ships
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Poetry is for the prose.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Stardate 2315: The Crew And I Have Been Trapped In A T-Shirt
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Support your right to arm bears
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The definition of sequel is to be continued...
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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The ends justify the seams
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The other 400 pound gorilla in the room.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Theater is advanced Kindergarten
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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They treat me like a God or they treat me like a leper.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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This is boring, I'm bored now.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Tuxedo shirts are dumb
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Unicorns and Dragons missed the boat.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Unicorns literally missed the boat.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Unicorns missed the boat.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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When in doubt sound it out
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Why don't we see more ninjas?
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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You look familiar too... but I watch alot of porn.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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