So much to do...so little hard drive space...
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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got lactation?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Get me some tape! I'm ripped! (muscle reference)
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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These days my fingers are all I can count on.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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My car runs on rainbows and dreams.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Fear is tight underwear. Courage is going commando.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Pianists duet better.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Cancer is the new Bubonic
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Let's get out of here before Google sees us.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Mansion. Apartment. Shack. House.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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These days my fingers are all I can count on
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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It's pronounced just like it sounds.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Grammar is my mother's mother.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Bluetooth enabled.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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