At the end of the day, it's eleven fifty nine P.M.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Break my heart, i've got insurance.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Chances are, if you're wearing Threadless you're super cool.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Cupcakes are for Me's.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Due to my X-ray vision, Nude Beaches are pointless.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Elementary, my dear Kindergartener.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Enjoy my enviable looks.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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evolution stops here
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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fancy accents make tea parties fun
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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gravity is no match to my magnetic personality
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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humpty dumpty was a good egg
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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i don't wear anything i would ever take off
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I fancy your accent.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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i have no remorse for chocolate bunnies
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I helped Karina Chavez pay for college.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i open umbrellas indoors
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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i scream, you scream, we all scream for silence!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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i spill milk for you to cry about
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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i think im turning japanese
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I will no longer be the librarian to your books.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I wouldn't be here if I was there.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'd be your Best Friend if you had a reality show.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i've mistaken you for a canvas
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If i wasn't here, i'd probably be somewhere else.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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im lost and i dont want to ask for directions
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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im only superficial on the surface
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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It hurts to express myself in anything other than words.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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it's against my beliefs to eat without hot-sauce
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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lemon lemon, lime lime, i think it's margarita time!
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Life is but a pastry.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Life tastes like neon crayons.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Limits are for streets and theme parks.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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multitasking is only one of the many talents i do simultaniously
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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My handlebar mustache is the new trend
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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My plans to take over the world start with you reading this.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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my road to success has a detour
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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my shirt is more clever than me
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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my super powers work against me sometimes
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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negativity is my body's main fuel
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Never say no to an angry mob.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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never understimate the power of stupid people in large groups
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Off the chain like a broken link.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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put on your highly protective sunglasses, the star is here
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Rethorically speaking, of course.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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revenge isn't as sweet as it claims to be
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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revenge wasn't as sweet as it claims to be
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Shake what your plastic surgeon gave ya!
of 76 votes, 30% like it
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sleeping is one of my many passions
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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The Cat's curiosity developed into bad habits, which killed it.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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This is the future of yesterday.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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This is the shirt i wear when i'm not saving lives.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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This shirt used to be my hero cape.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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thrifty nifty is my name and free food is why i came
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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When Europe takes over I'm going Italian.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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You are the syntax error to my protocol.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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you've become a background prop for my new film
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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