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allsop aka Brent Hafner is 19.73 years old, has been a member since July 20, 2004, has scored 1158 submissions, giving an average score of 0.59.

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Jul 12 '05 by allsop

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Tropicana Orange Juice

Hey kids, it's your old friend Brent, back again to warn you about the dangers of drinking TROPICANA ORANGE JUICE. This overpriced brand of orange juice isn't actually juice at all, it's Satan's lovechild(s).

While Tropicana orange juice is a major cause of hearing loss, it's also damn nasty. According to recent studies done at Cambridge University , 78.97% of consumers who drink Tropicana-branded orange juice develop sucicidal tendencies over the course of their citrus-fueled addiction.

Help me help you, and SAY NO TO TROPICANA!

MorganF195 on Jul 12 '05 at 11:21am

amen to that! down with tropicana!

Brennando on Jul 12 '05 at 11:46am

I love oceanspray... and tropicana. I am satans whore, and he's my pimp daddy I suppose.. go go overpriced juices!

Kristina on Jul 12 '05 at 2:03pm

Tropicana is my favorite orange juice.

allsop on Jul 12 '05 at 6:05pm

You guys are the bane of my fair existance!

Skipper6745 on Jul 12 '05 at 6:07pm

I like it, I'll go deaf and be happy.

yumnoodle on Jul 12 '05 at 6:09pm

Orange Juice sux!!! ICE TEA for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! except in the morning, then it's HOT!

tripmachine on Jul 12 '05 at 6:10pm

You look convincing, so Ill trust you.
I dont like orange juice anyway.
Water is much better. And green tea.

Skipper6745 on Jul 12 '05 at 6:11pm

I like apple juice. And milk. Lots of milk.

HarvestMoon on Jul 12 '05 at 6:40pm

I'm a minute maid lemonade drinker. I'm safe.... for now!

3 days later

onesonicbite on Jul 16 '05 at 2:04am

l'arc~en~ciel much?
*stares* so many posters

lauramania on Jul 16 '05 at 2:07am

its all about the lemonade
you guys dont know what you are talking about

margolove on Jul 16 '05 at 11:08am

I only drink tropicana.

But then again, I am also a godless heathen.

26 days later

MayxMay on Aug 11 '05 at 5:30pm

water and coffee is my love. orange jice dislikes me. just to ask you, L'Arc~en~ciel and GLAY in the background???

with_the_worst_intentions on Aug 11 '05 at 5:33pm

Orange juice is yucky. Sunny Delight is the best.

lovesickkid83 on Aug 11 '05 at 5:49pm

i love oRANGE juice

16 days later

VERON!CA on Aug 27 '05 at 9:31pm

haha. yea. im not a big fan of orange juice myself.

that whole death to Lucifer's poison blog, ah. i love it. haha.

daili on Aug 27 '05 at 9:36pm

Go Odwalla <3 fresh squeezed 100% juice and made by hippies. Best ever.

iwishiwasgreen on Aug 27 '05 at 10:02pm

Tropicana OJ is the best with champagne... not that i drink, 'cause i'm underage and we all know that is just not right.

128 days later

Colsenn on Jan 03 '06 at 8:35pm

While this has nothing to do with your Orange Juice travesty....
Is that hyde and glay in the background? o.O

exohexover on Jan 03 '06 at 8:37pm

death by orange?
never thought i'd hear that one....

but hey, i dig your hair and DDR skills!

squirelgirl on Jan 03 '06 at 8:43pm

isne all orange juice evil I mean like orange juice is the grosstest juice ever well next to tomato juice

EmptyApartment on Jan 03 '06 at 8:53pm

word its all about Minute-Maid

The Domo on Jan 05 '06 at 12:01am

HEY, THAT BEDROOM LOOKS FAMILIAR!

Stevethegreat on Jan 05 '06 at 12:02am

yipes!

fuck!!Socrates on Jan 05 '06 at 12:10am

i like pulp. i will find my soulmate when i find another someone on planet earth who likes pulp. rock out with your pulp out. oh wow that just sounds straight up nasty.

Easy Jack on Jan 05 '06 at 12:18am

I live 15 minutes away from a Tropicana processing factory/distribution center.

That's your EJ fact of the day kids!

14 days later

jesicasmart on Jan 19 '06 at 9:30am

thanks for the warning..
Im thristy and I almost made the fatal mistake..
you're a good man..

--Jes

slender fungus on Jan 19 '06 at 9:32am

your should be drinking ocean spray cranberry juice anyways!

xiv on Jan 19 '06 at 9:35am

tropicana orange juice is fucking delicious

mezo on Jan 19 '06 at 9:36am

Sunny Delight® contains animal bones.

gerpander on Jan 19 '06 at 9:45am

Any juice made from the delicious harvests of third world countries is best served with ice cubes made from the sweat of the children who collected the fruits under the burning tropical sun.
Bless them.

mezo on Jan 19 '06 at 9:49am

No, gerp...Bless YOU.
Now wipe the snot from your upper lip.

FionaB on Jan 19 '06 at 9:53am

Well I guess I'm glad that I dont like orange juice at all.

gerpander on Jan 19 '06 at 10:02am

mezo, you should wash your potty mouth.

mezo on Jan 19 '06 at 10:03am

You should wash your butt.

gerpander on Jan 19 '06 at 10:04am

You must lick it.
Lick it.
Lick it good.
(to the tune of Whip It by DEVO)

mezo on Jan 19 '06 at 10:07am

You have to lick it.
Before you stick it.
(some friendly lady advice)

gerpander on Jan 19 '06 at 10:07am

Between the lady lips?

mezo on Jan 19 '06 at 10:13am

Which are a part of the humps. The humps. The lovely lady lumps.

gerpander on Jan 19 '06 at 10:16am

Lost me there darling, don't know any of these new hits, but I play those olden golden thirties dancehall tunes on my iGramophone.
Pennies From Heaven and the likes.

ziggystardust on Jan 19 '06 at 10:34am

those are some snazzy curtains you have in your room

partyrings on Jan 19 '06 at 10:54am

you have one hell of alot of tees. goddamn you (in a nice way)

653 days later

matchstick on Nov 03 '07 at 4:29pm

I googled Tropicana Orange juice to see if it has additives etc, and this came up.

I just can't get away from you, Threadless!

iPear on Nov 03 '07 at 4:29pm

I'm glad you're dead, you bastard!

matchstick on Nov 03 '07 at 4:33pm

iPear on Nov 03 '07 at 4:35pm

how dare he talk down to my sweet sweet orange gold?!!1/11/ I'll sit on his head.

matchstick on Nov 03 '07 at 4:36pm

I am drinking it right now.
And eating homemade lasagna.
I was going to heat up some campbell's soup, but the ingredient list grossed me out to the MAX.

Stevethegreat on Nov 03 '07 at 4:45pm

tropicana is sixty times better than minute maid

matchstick on Nov 03 '07 at 4:46pm

minutes with the maid.

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