Threadless T-Shirts - Profile for allsop

allsop aka Brent Hafner is 19.87 years old, has been a member since July 20, 2004, has scored 1158 submissions, giving an average score of 0.59.

AIM: brentz0r

May 29 '05 by allsop

18 Comments

Watch this Share:

Water.

Water is a very awesome thing to drink. It seems like people, for the most part, underestimate the power of a little bit of H2O.

PROMOTE HEALTHY DRINKING TODAY!

My colleagues and I have developed a very complex theorem which states that drinking 3 to 4 quarts of water a day can give you the power to throw cars at children.

We agree that this is kickass.

mad.rhetoric on May 29 '05 at 4:25pm

I've been drinking 3 to 4 quarts of water a day, and it does indeed grant you the car throwing power you describe.

allsop on May 29 '05 at 5:19pm

CAN I HAVE A WITNESS!?

BuriedAlive on May 29 '05 at 6:05pm

'they' are now saying its unhealthy for you to drink too much water/ I herd it on the news but they dident tell me how much was too much!

tsuga on May 29 '05 at 6:56pm

Yes! I'm starting your program right away! So many children and so little time, and cars would take care of that.

12 days later

piratejack on Jun 11 '05 at 11:22am

yeah, i drink water and propel...

pop sucks

batbanana on Jun 11 '05 at 1:07pm

maybe i'm doing this whole "drink water" thing wrong, but it seems that water makes me pee. but yes, i did manage to chuck a mini cooper at a child yesterday. I'm moving up to ford escorts next week.

blucow on Jun 11 '05 at 1:12pm

GAH! I've been using Gatorade! Damn. No wonder nothing was happening.

And gogo DDarr.

atombender on Jun 11 '05 at 2:30pm

Drinking too much water is unhealthy. If you do, yellow liquids will start leaking from your body.

7 days later

allsop on Jun 19 '05 at 1:56pm

AND HOW!

20 days later

lauramania on Jul 09 '05 at 3:47pm

brent you are cute

i would drink water with you any day

onehtl1ama on Jul 09 '05 at 3:56pm

yes i also agree with your colleagues this is very kickass indeed. let us spread the word, that water is the hip new thing to drink (and free of charge too!)
cha

~Paula

littlem on Jul 09 '05 at 4:53pm

i drink lots of water and Propel.
yum.

kidaro on Jul 09 '05 at 5:01pm

I also drink lots and lots of water, mainly so I wont suddenly die.

sailonsilvergirl on Jul 09 '05 at 6:44pm

it also makes so you won't get colon cancer.

i hear cancer sucks.

littlem on Jul 09 '05 at 8:07pm

yes, cancer sucks the big one.

H Magoria on Jul 09 '05 at 9:05pm

Are you one of those paid undercover advertisers for Aquafina??

cause if so, I'd like to join. water is tasty.

Pifman on Jul 09 '05 at 9:10pm

Drinking water gives me the power of 1,000 Indian braves. And one time I fell off a cliff and survived. You see, as I fell I drank water. Lots of it.

onehtl1ama on Jul 09 '05 at 9:19pm

haha pifman how big was the cliff?
i am sad to say i have no awesome survival stories like that
but maybe soon this young grasshopper shall learn the ways of H2O and be as wise as thee

You must be logged in to leave a comment.