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pooner aka robert t pooner is a 23.49 year old boy, has been a member since June 2, 2007, has scored 2,906 submissions, giving an average score of 0.62, helping 16 designs get printed.

Jun 30 '07 by pooner
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I can't grow a mustache/beard.

Any suggestions?

schleb on Jun 30 '07 at 2:27pm

victimofopportunity on Jun 30 '07 at 2:27pm

don't worry, neither can I.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to though.

Alexandra Marie on Jun 30 '07 at 2:28pm

VOO beat me to it.

pooner on Jun 30 '07 at 2:28pm

hehe

Shonjonn on Jun 30 '07 at 2:28pm

hey i feel your pain! when i was 18 (i'm 21 now) it was pretty sparse, but now its starting to come in nice, i think when i turn 23-24 i will be joining the big guys. i wish i had a pic up, maybe later.

stubby43 on Jun 30 '07 at 2:29pm

I can but its a bad one, I have patches where it doesnt grow.

iPear on Jun 30 '07 at 2:29pm

shave.

alot.

or

grow one when you're 5, like me.

SPOM. on Jun 30 '07 at 2:31pm

maybe your a girl

Bramish on Jun 30 '07 at 2:31pm

Mine is patchy at best. I happened across some photos where it's full and luscious, including my passport pic, and I'm wondering how the hell I managed to grow it so.

deathcabfortom on Jun 30 '07 at 2:31pm

I can't grow a beard...

marblecargirl on Jun 30 '07 at 2:32pm

Just grow a patchy one like Keanu Reeves. Doesn't seem to bother him.

stubby43 on Jun 30 '07 at 2:33pm

To be honnest I wouldnt grow a beard, I work in a bakery at the moment and if you have anything more than stubble they make you wear a hair net for your chin, I'll bring one home sometime.

The point is I look stupid at work anyway, I dont want to look worse.

victimofopportunity on Jun 30 '07 at 2:34pm

haha, stubby are you serious??

a hair net for your chin?

Bramish on Jun 30 '07 at 2:34pm

If you look stupid at work, might as well go the whole way.

pooner on Jun 30 '07 at 2:35pm

hahaha chin hair net. i gotta see that.

i don't necessarily want a beard/'stache, but it's good to know i have the option.

Rambunkcious on Jun 30 '07 at 2:48pm

im very sad for you, because mustaches and beards are awesome

you should check out this place i bet they could tell you how to grow one

all about beards

schleb on Jun 30 '07 at 2:56pm

There's always MS paint?

It seems to help Kevin a bit.

Rambunkcious on Jun 30 '07 at 2:59pm

somtimes i wish i could grow a mustache....

wait what

jpiatt on Jun 30 '07 at 3:01pm

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Jewstice on Jun 30 '07 at 3:03pm

I can grow some pretty nice patchwork.

FionaB on Jun 30 '07 at 3:18pm

you should try using one of those creams/sprays that men use to get rid of bald spots...except on you face!!!!

248 days later

iPear on Mar 05 '08 at 12:09am

don't listen to that guy.

pooner on Mar 05 '08 at 12:10am

too late, i already tried it, and now i look like a grizzly bear.

iPear on Mar 05 '08 at 12:11am

that turns me on in ways that can not be described by any combination of word. I can only use sounds, and grunts.

and grunt sounds.

viralVISUAL on Mar 05 '08 at 12:14am

I can't grow a man beard either.

I am a manchildboyman

littlem on Mar 05 '08 at 12:17am

i have a beard on my butt

iPear on Mar 05 '08 at 12:19am

I can grow a beard where my eyebrows is.

viralVISUAL on Mar 05 '08 at 12:19am

I'd kill for a buttbeard

iPear on Mar 05 '08 at 12:20am

I doubt it, you'd have a dingleberry vineyard

littlem on Mar 05 '08 at 12:20am

hahahahah

littlem on Mar 05 '08 at 12:21am

today, my daughter told me that my leg hairs need a trim.

BAAhahahahhahawesome!

iPear on Mar 05 '08 at 12:22am

did you throw her in the dungeon?

andyg on Mar 05 '08 at 12:22am

Never give up!

littlem on Mar 05 '08 at 12:23am

she's sleeping in the doghouse tonight!

iPear on Mar 05 '08 at 12:26am

that'll teach it!

jublin on Mar 05 '08 at 12:51am

i'm growing a halfsy beard out of laziness/accident right now.

my facial hair is getting kind of light. like red almost. weeeeird.

also... littlem! you're fired!

viralVISUAL on Mar 05 '08 at 12:53am

Don't rub your hair in my face

ryanwho on Mar 05 '08 at 12:53am

Try Rogaine. The box says not to use on your face, but my heart and gut and brain all agree you should try it anyway.

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