If you don't want swine 'flu, you have to stop kissing pigs
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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No, I wouldn't say you're a freak.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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See all these people? They're here for me.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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If it wasn't so noisy in here I'd talk to you if I wasn't so shy
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Life's so great I should be in a tampon commercial
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Nothing gets me down. Except Gravity.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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End Child Poverty Now. Means Test Parenthood.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Stiffen Upper Lip Now
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Apparently I've just become the Emissary of Doom. Again.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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You'd have made a useful ally, but I'm afraid you'll have to die.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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It's such a drag being infallible
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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You say ether, I say a colourless volatile sweet smelling liquid
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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Loose Changeling
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Destroy the World? Ask Me How!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Warning! Telekinetic when drunk.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Aspiring to heroism, Hoping for perfection
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Sleep is for Wimpzzzzzzz......
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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What Would Tori Spelling Do?
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Strong Leader in 2008? Attila the Hun for President.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Omniscience means never needing to look stuff up on Wikipedia
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Infallibility means never having to say you're sorry
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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