mosquito coast

Any of the movies on Sci-Fi.

hahaha... when i first got digital cable i did the same thing, watched a ton of horrible free movies

Oh man, yeah Sci-Fi movie are unwatchably bad.

pirate movie looks hilarious!

It is hilarious! It is one of those movies where you laugh and groan at the same time.

i think the worst one I saw (I couldnt even get through the whole thing) was a movie called The Beach (not the Leo Decaprio one) with Michael Cain. I did a little research on it before watching it and found that it was considered the worst movie in Michael Cain's career, so I had to see for myself. Basically, Michael Cain is some journalist who goes to investigate all these disappearances that are happening in the ocean. So he makes his son come along for some reason, and we soon find out what's causing all the disappearances... pirates. That's right... pirates. Apparently they're the last of their kind, and there's only one female left (who Michael Cain later has sex with...ew)... and all sorts of dumb things happened which I fast forwarded through. The end was ridiculously awesome though. The pirates completely take over this Navy vessel and the michael cain just gets up on the chain gun and kills every single pirate... the end.

hahaha.... we both watched pirate movies

i can't stand Grandma's Boy.

waterworld?

seconds waterworld

Wow Tora, now that sounds just awful. Another true stinker is 1997's Mortal Challenge, originally released as Death Game. It stars Timothy Bottoms (the guy who played President Bush on the Comedy Central show That's My Bush). He's a detective in Los Angeles in the near future and he has to battle a cyborg killing machine named Grepp while trying the escape the Drome - A modern day gladiatorial chamber of horrors built for the amusement of the rich.

Hahahaha, "Prepare For a Battle of Massive Scales!"

haha, oh man, Mortal Challenge sounds awesome

Haha, no good movie is without its clever, pun-intended taglines.

We actually found Mortal Challenge at the video store and rented it FIVE TIMES before we just broke down and bought it. Every Thanksgiving we get together with our college friends and watch it.

Trolls 2....... here's a montage from the film







It also happens to be one of the greatest films I've ever seen...

But I don't wanna sing!



My favorite part was the spear throw.

"Oh my Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"

^^^ Yeh lol, the best line ever... such a slow reaction.

Damn, now I want to see that movie with friends just to laugh my pants off.

Has anyone seen Manos the Hands of Fate?

I'm a big fan of so bad they r good movies and so is Olli, check out the clips in this blog



http://www.threadless.com/profile/184734/OlliRudi/blog/223813/the_best_movie_of_all_time

Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.



Starring David Hasselhoff

they play that of fox all the time.

Oh man, Manos the hands of fate is terrible, even with MST3K commentary.

Ha, great link Ed!

Recently, Turistas was really awful.

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

haha book... i know! My friend bought me the actual version of the movie. haha. I've seen the MST3K of it too, and yeah, not even their commentary can save it

Turistas looked bad.



Never actually seen Plan 9, but I've heard the stories.

You can watch the whole thing on youtube

Manos is terrible. Just terrible. I saw the MST3K version as well.

I dunno, I've watched some pretty bad foreign movies on SBS at three in the morning...

Oh! I remember now! The worst movie I ever saw was Turkish Star Wars.







That's the scene where the protagonist is training.

The Island of Dr Moreau... the newer one... terrible

I don't watch very many supposedly bad films but The Village was so crap that I actually felt like I had two hours of my life stolen away from me.

I like how the music pauses for the explosions.

Even better, a fight scene.

loser... with jason biggs. it sucked.

wait.... was there really a Nick Fury movie with David Hasselhoff? Please tell me you were kidding.

There was. It's pretty old and it was pretty terrible.

hahaha i wanna see it

I'm a big fan of any movie staring Miles Okeefe (Ator, Cavedwellers). Recently I bought his movie Phantom Raiders ($1 at walmart) and it is amazing.



There is a high ranking military dude in Vietnam who was captured and becomes a communist and trains commies to fight. Miles Okeefe's character, Python, is called to find a group of soldiers to go in and either bring the dude back or eliminate him. Python finds these Vietnam vets (who look like Dave Foley with a mustache, Jason Lee with a mustache, and a guy who is a cross between Captain Lou Albano and David Crosby, respectively). They train, which involves gliding down a rope shooting a machine gun while an explosion goes off behind them; running through the jungle avoiding traps and bullets; and throwing bolos and ninja stars. They get to Vietnam and kill the terribly trained commies for about twenty minutes. Then Python says "It's party time" in his overdubbed voice that sounds like George Bush Sr. "Party Time" apparently means killing more commies for another half hour. Then the three soldiers die, and the bad dude gets killed.



I'm telling you, amazing movie.

ive watched manos like 8 times and i only finished it once

i wish we could all have awful movie night together

you know if we all had MST3k

we could all watch that. :]]

Torakamikaze on Aug 23 '07 at 11:22am

i wish we could all have awful movie night together



Dude, I would so be there.