frankly, its none of my business if jimmy cracks corn.
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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my mom thinks im super fresh
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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im erect with anger
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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bury me in this
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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the #1 dad shirt was sold out
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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sorry, your culture just isnt white enough.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I dont think Britain has enough land yet.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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god's taint is in me
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Bush is a real son of a gun
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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my belt often holds my pants in place.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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im uncomfortable with your advances.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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( brandishes knife)
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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im dressed!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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this shirt will some day restrict blow flow to my veins.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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native americans should have accepted jesus.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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druids are in my closet
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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me and my boys are illin'
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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everything i touch turns to Praseodymium
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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golly gumdrops!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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death becomes me.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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i cannot buy my kids' affection, so i must kill them.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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i go batty for boston creme
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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im secretly wearing a shirt
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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ive got flagellates in my laundry.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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i met your daughter on myspace
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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HELP. ive been poisoned by apples.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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punch me, im pregnant.
of 54 votes, 35% like it
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my SUV runs on pterodactyls
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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