gotdamn. the spanish armada needs to back off. give folks the breathing room they deserve. you cant hardly drop a foot in the water these days. all the beaches and state parks are filled to the gills in spanish armadas. im trying to have a good old all american barbecue, and i got armada cannons discharging from inside my aboveground pool. --i think thats a clear violations of an amendment or two. man. i'd like to have a word or two with those willerninnied, glorified pirates.---hey did somebody say pirate? i better design a pirate shirt to commemorate the plight of average folk caused by the spanish armada.

well then it would be in your best interest to learn about the biological measures the hippopotamus takes to protect himself from harmful UV rays. A hippo's flesh unit is very porous and hiding beneath the surface are special glands that secrete a viscous fluid that dries into a waxy substance. The substance coats the hippos exterior to protect it from the sun. its all pretty revolting if you ask me.

if you are ever lost at the bottom of a canyon, you might find yourself in dire straights. Some characters in which you are likely to share a run in, might be the secretary bird of the african plains, reticulated pythons, and the cunning Taraxacum officinale, commonly known as the dandelion flower. a foolproof method of combatting these terrors of lore can be acquired through simple household tools. first, situate a toothpick in the soil, be careful, the topsoil may be covered in a layer of clay or even silt, to overcome this natural phenomenon, you may use a kiln, which every savvy explorer should have on their person at all times. scoop up the clay from the canyon floor and shape it into an object..a clown or a pony, if youre a family man! Bake it in the kiln for up to 8 hours. when it cools, set it aside. now take your toothpick and situate it. next, place an egg in a plastic bag, ziplock will suffice . this will be a snack for later! back to your toothpick....youre going to want to create a large basin to place on the tip of the pick. this is where your papyrus comes in handy. Simply, weave a basin out of your papyrus. The dimensions can be 30' in diameter ( at the very minimum!) once set, the basin should lean in the direction of the orbit taken by jupiters second moon. this is due to dust from the moon that syphons down into our atmosphere and is collected in basins at the bottom of canyons. once you can see a distinguishable tilt, you may charge your electromagnet. between the main truss, and the left pivotting socket, you will need to suspend the electromagnet in a cradle, to prevent it from dispersing its electrons throughout the surrounding materials. have i lost you? relax. take a breather; break into that delicious egg. ---stay posted for part two of amazingly innate survival methods!