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robotjohn aka John is 16.39 years old, has been a member since May 27, 2007, has scored 67 submissions, giving an average score of 2.60.

Jul 01 '07 by robotjohn

26 Comments

Watch this

Short people got...

no reason to live.

Randy Newman is one of the greatest artists of our time.

;-)

spacesick on Jul 01 '07 at 12:49am

true

Christoph Jenkins on Jul 01 '07 at 12:50am

I was in the elavator earlier and noticed in the mirror that I was the tallest of four people.

But I disagree. Short people deserve life! Like the midget in Pirates of the Carribean! He's cool!

juliejeremiah on Jul 01 '07 at 12:50am

You mean Randy Bachman.

angelito on Jul 01 '07 at 12:51am

*slits wrists*

robotjohn on Jul 01 '07 at 12:52am

is he still alive?

The Family Guy parodies of him are hysterical.

juliejeremiah on Jul 01 '07 at 12:52am

juliejeremiah on Jul 01 '07 at 12:53am

LOL THE NINETIES.

spacesick on Jul 01 '07 at 12:53am

julie you're a freak!

juliejeremiah on Jul 01 '07 at 12:56am

Don't want no short space man.

robotjohn on Jul 01 '07 at 12:56am

Oh and did you hear? America's getting shorter! The DUTCH are beating us by like 2 inches!

Christoph Jenkins on Jul 01 '07 at 12:57am

A freak with an awful taste in la musica.

hanzabean on Jul 01 '07 at 12:57am

lol @ eenie weenie short short men

lol @ my mom probably wondering what I'm watching in here

Christoph Jenkins on Jul 01 '07 at 12:57am

Oo. Looks like robotjohn watches Colbert! high five!

ladykat on Jul 01 '07 at 12:57am

Damn you for getting that song in my head.

robotjohn on Jul 01 '07 at 12:58am

Actually I watch Current.tv. BUT I also did see it on the Colbert Report.

Although I still stand by Jon Stewart as being 1,000 times better than Colbert.

Christoph Jenkins on Jul 01 '07 at 12:59am

Hmm... That mightve been the daily show.Sorry john.

spacesick on Jul 01 '07 at 1:00am

I wish I could slap julie upside the head

robotjohn on Jul 01 '07 at 1:00am

I still watch the Colbert Report.

I just think he's gotten so rediculous now that really crazy right-winged people might actually take him seriosuly.

hanzabean on Jul 01 '07 at 1:02am

Christoph Jenkins on Jul 01 '07 at 1:03am

He is, but he's a bit too crude. I watch em both anyway.

cutiewabooty on Jul 01 '07 at 1:04am

how short is short?
i think that short guys really suck.
even though it's not really their fault.

hanzabean on Jul 01 '07 at 1:05am

I had this huge crush on this short guy (5'2" about) and he turned out to be an ass hat.

It's funny when guys are in high school and they are still short and haven't gone through teh puberteez.

robotjohn on Jul 01 '07 at 1:06am

The worst short people are what my dad calls
"little big guys."

cutiewabooty on Jul 01 '07 at 1:07am

i especially don't like it when short guys have the napoleon complex
so annoying!
i'm 5'2"!

robotjohn on Jul 01 '07 at 1:12am

I still applaud Colbert and Carrell (or however you spell it) for getting out of the Stewart gravitational pull, though.

NatySpaghetti on Jul 01 '07 at 1:15am

i like short guys, i mean not shorter than me, my size is fine, that way if i wanna smooch them i dont have to stand on my tipytoes, i dont really like guys that are too tall

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