Has this already been discussed? Why don't we have this? Where is my left shoe?

I don't actually know if 2009 is a leap year, but if I sleep less then maybe it'll split the difference...

26Jan
I Got Lost In A Cardboard Box.
It Is Impossible To Unread This Shirt.

25 Jan
My Shirt Refers To Itself In The Third Person.

24 Jan
Elephants Are Just Naked Mammoths.

23 Jan
My Shadow Is A Shady Character.
Sliced Bread: Over-Achieving Since 1928.
I'd Sell My Soul To Bring James Brown Back.

22 Jan
Aging: It's Life's Gentle Way Of Saying, "Die."
Don't Even Think About Thinking About It.
Time-Traveler Wanted. Hours Flexible.
Vice-President Of The Under-Achievers' Club.

21 Jan
Unlike You, I'm Not You.
Your Shortcomings Were A Long Time Coming.
3D Glasses Don't Work On A Cyclops.
Contortionist For Hire. Flexible Rates.

20 Jan
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Sprinkles.
Global Warming: All The Cool Planets Are Doing It.
One Day Pluto Will Exact Its Revenge.
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try A Killing Spree.

19 Jan
You're Use Of Apostrophe's Is Embarrassing Everyone.
Let's Pretend We Didn't Just See Each Other.
Vikings Disco To Abba.
In My Past Life I Was A Bumper Sticker.

Hi,

I just got a little addicted to Sloganing. If any experienced users have thoughts on my slogans, or tips on encouraging more votes, I'd really appreciate it.

Naturally I'd be happy to look through and vote on your own slogans...

Thanks and viel glück,
Bryn