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Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II aka The guy who killed Sigur of Brabante has been a member since May 25, 2007, has scored 25679 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30.
Unicornpower is better than horsepower.
of 36 votes, 58% like it
A ninja leaves no trace. . . except DEATH.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
Life would be more fun if there were cheat codes.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
Life would be more fun if it came with cheat codes
of 25 votes, 40% like it
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum sounds pretty good right about now.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
The zombies may get US, but the robots will get THEM.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
If you can finish this sentence, I'll give you a. . .
of 27 votes, 37% like it
Video games: more bits, more problems.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
BRING BACK THE NOID.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
All my pipe dreams take me to Bowser's Castle.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
Look before you quantum leap.
of 32 votes, 59% like it
I'LL FORM THE HEAD.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
KICK IT OLD SCHOOL: DO THE JITTERBUG.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Things were better in my over-idealized childhood.
of 26 votes, 73% like it
I clapped erasers because of enthusiasm, not detention.
of 41 votes, 49% like it
Stay in school, even if the fire alarm goes off.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
Bad teeth are awarded special plaques.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
Bach Baroque my heartsichord.
of 27 votes, 52% like it
The night is still young, you pedophile!
of 37 votes, 57% like it
Food pyramids are for fat pharoahs.
of 38 votes, 63% like it
Why don't you make like my mind and get lost?
of 32 votes, 50% like it
I like to state the obnoxious.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
My dog ate my homework. My homework was poop.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
Don't make me go Renaissance on you!
of 26 votes, 35% like it
Muttonchops: awesome facial hair, terrible lunch.
of 40 votes, 73% like it
You scratch my back, I get my back scratched.
of 39 votes, 67% like it
Road sign smarts: where book smarts and street smarts collide!
of 29 votes, 38% like it
Sexy philosophers like to get metaphysical.
of 41 votes, 71% like it
I'm bringing sexy back to get a refund.
of 33 votes, 67% like it
I'm like a robot; but without all the confusing emotions.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
Only bad mathematicians give 110%.
of 40 votes, 78% like it
I'd like to rearrange the alphabet, just to confuse children.
of 28 votes, 71% like it
People who generalize always suck.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
Let's just silently judge each other.
of 82 votes, 66% like it
That's how I roll: on wheels.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
Deposit hugs here.
of 66 votes, 64% like it
I don't get the blues, I get the oranges.
of 109 votes, 29% like it
These colors don't run, they speedwalk.
of 109 votes, 32% like it
In case of emergency get out of my way.
of 104 votes, 38% like it
I was in a deathmatch and all I got was the best kung fu.
of 92 votes, 22% like it
Cartographers: nerds with latitude.
of 102 votes, 39% like it
This shirt was made from a hundred lesser shirts.
of 95 votes, 29% like it
Erstwhile Thundercat.
of 88 votes, 24% like it
I won this shirt from Satan.
of 95 votes, 33% like it
I speak fluent Engrish.
of 94 votes, 24% like it
When it comes to the 80's, less is Morrissey!
of 94 votes, 27% like it
Magic is not an act, but a habit.
of 86 votes, 22% like it
Tom Cruise sent me. I'm here to help.
of 89 votes, 33% like it
Dirtiness is next to manliness.
of 89 votes, 29% like it
Lumberjacks give me wood.
of 83 votes, 24% like it
Aim away from face.
of 81 votes, 21% like it
No man is an island. We're more like peninsulas.
of 91 votes, 35% like it
If you can read this, you're standing too close. [in small print]
of 86 votes, 29% like it
Science = Magic with different ingredients.
of 93 votes, 37% like it
I hate people who shove their opinions in your face like this.
of 86 votes, 29% like it
Still waters don't run at all.
of 82 votes, 28% like it
My favorite stooges: Larry, Curly, Moe, Iggy.
of 83 votes, 13% like it
The answer, my friend, is always "Thin Lizzy."
of 83 votes, 18% like it
Mann I love Goethe
of 82 votes, 17% like it
Satan: evil for the hell of it.
of 83 votes, 20% like it
You're not the boss of me. Bruce Springsteen is.
of 84 votes, 29% like it
Pancakes always disappoint.
of 84 votes, 18% like it
You're not ready for this chelly.
of 83 votes, 20% like it
Ignorance is . . . like, y'know, when you feel good 'n' stuff?
of 79 votes, 28% like it
Comets get a lot of tail.
of 87 votes, 33% like it
People who don't read suck Balzac.
of 82 votes, 22% like it
This shirt grants me +3 charisma.
of 94 votes, 45% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Congratulations on being alive so long!
of 78 votes, 15% like it
Does Daredevil have super-gaydar, too?
of 73 votes, 19% like it
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem World Tour '86.
of 91 votes, 20% like it
George Lucas owes me three more Star Wars films.
of 96 votes, 27% like it
I'll get you, Life, if it's the last thing I ever do!
of 80 votes, 24% like it
Sarcasm is, like, SOOOOO clever.
of 79 votes, 27% like it
Sex, Drugs, & Baroque.
of 99 votes, 24% like it
Where's my hoverboard, Michael J. Fox?!
of 42 votes, 36% like it
Zombie Lincoln in 2012!
of 98 votes, 24% like it
My gallery photos
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Note that we ought always to take the question back to the first cause.

"Thinking in isolation and with pride leads to idiocy."

nicke on Nov 03 '09 at 3:34pm
This blog title reminded me that I dreamt Chris made some long poignant comment in a blog, about life and music and getting older, then ended it with "I still have orgasm in my hair and breakfast in my pants" which was meant to be poignant too but I couldn't figure out how.