I don't get the blues, I get the oranges.
of 69 votes, 20% like it
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These colors don't run, they speedwalk.
of 69 votes, 22% like it
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Zombie Lincoln in 2012!
of 71 votes, 18% like it
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George Lucas owes me three more Star Wars films.
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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Sex, Drugs, & Baroque.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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In case of emergency get out of my way.
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem World Tour '86.
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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I was in a deathmatch and all I got was the best kung fu.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Cartographers: nerds with latitude.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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This shirt was made from a hundred lesser shirts.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Erstwhile Thundercat.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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I won this shirt from Satan.
of 64 votes, 30% like it
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I speak fluent Engrish.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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When it comes to the 80's, less is Morrissey!
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Magic is not an act, but a habit.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Tom Cruise sent me. I'm here to help.
of 62 votes, 32% like it
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Dirtiness is next to manliness.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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I'll get you, Life, if it's the last thing I ever do!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Lumberjacks give me wood.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Aim away from face.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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No man is an island. We're more like peninsulas.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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If you can read this, you're standing too close. [in small print]
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Congratulations on being alive so long!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Science = Magic with different ingredients.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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I hate people who shove their opinions in your face like this.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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Still waters don't run at all.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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My favorite stooges: Larry, Curly, Moe, Iggy.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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The answer, my friend, is always "Thin Lizzy."
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Mann I love Goethe
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Satan: evil for the hell of it.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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You're not the boss of me. Bruce Springsteen is.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Pancakes always disappoint.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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You're not ready for this chelly.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Ignorance is . . . like, y'know, when you feel good 'n' stuff?
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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Sarcasm is, like, SOOOOO clever.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Comets get a lot of tail.
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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People who don't read suck Balzac.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Does Daredevil have super-gaydar, too?
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt grants me +3 charisma.
of 59 votes, 39% like it
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