Unicornpower is better than horsepower.
of 36 votes, 58% like it
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A ninja leaves no trace. . . except DEATH.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Life would be more fun if there were cheat codes.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
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Life would be more fun if it came with cheat codes
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum sounds pretty good right about now.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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The zombies may get US, but the robots will get THEM.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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If you can finish this sentence, I'll give you a. . .
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Video games: more bits, more problems.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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BRING BACK THE NOID.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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All my pipe dreams take me to Bowser's Castle.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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Look before you quantum leap.
of 32 votes, 59% like it
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I'LL FORM THE HEAD.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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KICK IT OLD SCHOOL: DO THE JITTERBUG.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Things were better in my over-idealized childhood.
of 26 votes, 73% like it
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I clapped erasers because of enthusiasm, not detention.
of 41 votes, 49% like it
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Stay in school, even if the fire alarm goes off.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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Bad teeth are awarded special plaques.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
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Bach Baroque my heartsichord.
of 27 votes, 52% like it
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The night is still young, you pedophile!
of 37 votes, 57% like it
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Food pyramids are for fat pharoahs.
of 38 votes, 63% like it
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Why don't you make like my mind and get lost?
of 32 votes, 50% like it
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I like to state the obnoxious.
of 30 votes, 53% like it
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My dog ate my homework. My homework was poop.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Don't make me go Renaissance on you!
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Muttonchops: awesome facial hair, terrible lunch.
of 40 votes, 73% like it
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You scratch my back, I get my back scratched.
of 39 votes, 67% like it
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Road sign smarts: where book smarts and street smarts collide!
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Sexy philosophers like to get metaphysical.
of 41 votes, 71% like it
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I'm bringing sexy back to get a refund.
of 33 votes, 67% like it
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I'm like a robot; but without all the confusing emotions.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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Only bad mathematicians give 110%.
of 40 votes, 78% like it
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I'd like to rearrange the alphabet, just to confuse children.
of 28 votes, 71% like it
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People who generalize always suck.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
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Let's just silently judge each other.
of 82 votes, 66% like it
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That's how I roll: on wheels.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
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Deposit hugs here.
of 66 votes, 64% like it
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I don't get the blues, I get the oranges.
of 109 votes, 29% like it
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These colors don't run, they speedwalk.
of 109 votes, 32% like it
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In case of emergency get out of my way.
of 104 votes, 38% like it
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I was in a deathmatch and all I got was the best kung fu.
of 92 votes, 22% like it
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Cartographers: nerds with latitude.
of 102 votes, 39% like it
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This shirt was made from a hundred lesser shirts.
of 95 votes, 29% like it
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Erstwhile Thundercat.
of 88 votes, 24% like it
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I won this shirt from Satan.
of 95 votes, 33% like it
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I speak fluent Engrish.
of 94 votes, 24% like it
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When it comes to the 80's, less is Morrissey!
of 94 votes, 27% like it
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Magic is not an act, but a habit.
of 86 votes, 22% like it
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Tom Cruise sent me. I'm here to help.
of 89 votes, 33% like it
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Dirtiness is next to manliness.
of 89 votes, 29% like it
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Lumberjacks give me wood.
of 83 votes, 24% like it
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Aim away from face.
of 81 votes, 21% like it
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No man is an island. We're more like peninsulas.
of 91 votes, 35% like it
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If you can read this, you're standing too close. [in small print]
of 86 votes, 29% like it
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Science = Magic with different ingredients.
of 93 votes, 37% like it
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I hate people who shove their opinions in your face like this.
of 86 votes, 29% like it
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Still waters don't run at all.
of 82 votes, 28% like it
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My favorite stooges: Larry, Curly, Moe, Iggy.
of 83 votes, 13% like it
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The answer, my friend, is always "Thin Lizzy."
of 83 votes, 18% like it
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Mann I love Goethe
of 82 votes, 17% like it
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Satan: evil for the hell of it.
of 83 votes, 20% like it
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You're not the boss of me. Bruce Springsteen is.
of 84 votes, 29% like it
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Pancakes always disappoint.
of 84 votes, 18% like it
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You're not ready for this chelly.
of 83 votes, 20% like it
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Ignorance is . . . like, y'know, when you feel good 'n' stuff?
of 79 votes, 28% like it
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Comets get a lot of tail.
of 87 votes, 33% like it
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People who don't read suck Balzac.
of 82 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt grants me +3 charisma.
of 94 votes, 45% like it
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