This shirt is running for President
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Anymore questions?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Laziness saves energy
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Cynics are liers
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Laziness is the smart mans dumb
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Laziness is the dumb mans smart
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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It's take more energy to be clever than it does to be stupid
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I will always trust a cynical person
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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It's takes too much energy to be lazy
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I've never had an argument and if you say I have your a dumb lier
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I have complete faith in cynicism
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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It's green to be lazy
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I haven't got the energy to be lazy
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Iam a loan shark borrower
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Weedboc
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Wibbly Wobbly Web
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I believe in cyicism
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I don't turst cynics
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Lies have to be believed before they become lies
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Wibbly Wobbly World
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Tick-tock Tick-tock
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Tick-tock Tick-tock
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Ask no questions hear no lies
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Ask no questions hear no lies
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Pears sink Apple float
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Why existence?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Why do questions exist?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Apples float
Pears sink
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Meet you at the clock
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Meeting canceled
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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GESTALT MY FRIEND
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Not be a tourist be the village idiot instead
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'd rather be a tourist than a local
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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If your not a local you must be a tourist
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If you can't find the subject index just walk away
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I belong to the pillow fight club
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Just say no to pillow fighting
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This is a contest winner
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Iam not old Iam just retro
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Why does philosophy exist?
of 22 votes, 50% like it
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The voices inside my head cheat at poker
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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The voices inside my head voted republican
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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The voices inside my head are just so pessimistic
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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My dog thinks Iam a giant tin opener
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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The voices inside my head are snoring
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I hate philosophy but thats life
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Be like a rock in the wind
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The voices in my head think Iam mad
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Please don't ask me to be a kidney donor as i hardly know you
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I hate being a pessimist but that's life
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Please do not make me smile or laugh as I am a pessimist
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A small addministration fee will be charged for silly questions
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Please do not ask me for a kidney as refusal offen offends
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If at first you succeed just keep on trying
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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If at first you succeed you was just lucky
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If your tied of life try a doughnut
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If your tied of technological advancement your tied of life
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Your more than just a good friend you borrow me money
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I tried ti seize the day but there was something good on the T.V
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I ttied to seize the day but whent shopping instead
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Your more that just a friend your entertainment
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This is my new address
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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When there's a lull in the conversation talk about paper
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Are there lulls in your conversation....
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Local dogs for local people
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Local pavements for local people
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Pavements..their great!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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In Pavements we Trust
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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This is the last word
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Conversation is the art of saying more than you know
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Conversation is the art of saying less than the listener thinks
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Local slogans for local people
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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In Doughnuts we Trust
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Please not read this, it is only for local people
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I wish I was back in Kansas
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Iam very self-conscious
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Iam sleep walking
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This is very funny
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't take this seriously
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Save energy use mints for heating
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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God only speaks in English!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam counting unhatched eggs
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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How do babys learn to talk if their mothers don't speak English?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Why doesn't everyone speak English?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Faucet is a stupid way of saying TAP!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It's raining in the real world
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Never underestimate the power of vinegar
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Never underestimate the power of DEBT
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's never too late to say a told you so
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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It's far too early too admit I was right all along
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It\'s never too late to admit you made a mistake
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Iam never wrong I just use different words to say the same thing
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If I've said it once I've said it once
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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You can never be too gratuitous
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Use less gratuitousness
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Look at food with your little eyes not your big eyes
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I don't believe in the gratuitous use of words
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't read too much into these words
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Think with your big head not your little head
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Never underestimate the power of the word NO
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Were's my taxi!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Never underestimate the power of the word WHATEVER
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Your talking bull-product
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Never underestimate the power of the word INTERESTING
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I will smile for food
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Remember smiles cost nothing so stop being cheap
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Remember without your mistakes there would be no rich people
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's only my mistakes that give me something to talk about
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Your mistakes make me look good
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Please read this as standing next to you makes me look good
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Mistakes are part of being human like lying cheating and thieving
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Only computers make mistakes
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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never underestimate the power of the word MAYBE
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Like is a cheap version of love
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Like is a cheap version of love
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Never underestimate the predictablility of stupidity
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Dry T-shirt contest just blow
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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One day all books will turn into coal!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Wood is murder!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Whose the odd one out?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I only pretend to like you
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I only pretend to tell the truth
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Three blind mice hired by Timex
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Magic beans exchanged for cow
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Ignorance is the best defence against lies
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I only pretend to lie
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I ate a doughnut that looked and tasted like a piece of spam!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I've never visted Ignorance
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Ignorance tastes like spam
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I never tell lies I just pretend to tell the turth
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I only make brilliant matakes!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Beauty is a conceptual illusion
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This is a conceptual illusion
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My illusions are real!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Mistakes are just an illusion
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Inteligence is a conceptual illusion
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Freedom costs!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Can I rearrange your megapixels
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I don't make mistakes Iam just given bad advice!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I choose to look like this!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I only make inteligent mistakes
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Helpline_________
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Hiding my talent
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I am free not cheap
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I am not a number I am a free man
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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GreenFreedom
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I value freedom more that peace
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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State of Independence
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Altered State of Consciousness
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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In the dark Iam fashionable
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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In the dark I can see nothing
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I eat mistakes for breakfast
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Mistakes never die!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Sounds like teenage music
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Sounds so good Sounds like music
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Music is so sounding
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Chrismas is a time for eating
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I always count my money in the dark
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Today it's a mistake tomorrow it's the anwser
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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A mistake is a solution in the waiting
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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It's only a mistake when someone notices it
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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In the dark everything is tidy
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Da je vue is so passe
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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It's a thin line between da ja vue and plagiarism
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Plagiarism was my original idea
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Light I can use
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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It's later than you might think
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Hate is cheap love is priceless
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Lies are useful but the turth is priceless
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Progress is good but the earth is priceless
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Money is good but happiness is priceless
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Sex is good but love is priceless
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Talk is good but gossip is priceless
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Credit cards are forever!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I can't see the light at the end of my credit card!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I can see the light at the end of my wallet!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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My shopping bag is full!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Death is overated
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Don't forget to eat your greens so you can stay nice and lean
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Iam looking though the eyes of love
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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To young to vote To old to care
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Do you have a letter for me
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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To spend or not to spend that is the question
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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You are entering my personal space
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Print This..
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to your eyes
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Don't be a slave to food
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Don't be a slave to your warts
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't be a slave to life
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't be a slave to your fears
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Don't be a slave to chocolate
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to coffee
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to your shoes
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to slogans
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't be a slave to reality
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I don't know where some people get their informatiom from!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I sometimes stalk myself if Iam in a bad mood
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Iam a self-empoyed stalker
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you can't buy happiness try renting
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Your paranoid!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Lets talk about paranoid people behind their backs
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Paranoid people are just asking for trouble
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I have exceeded my worst fears
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I have exceeded minimum expectations
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Iam hands free
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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So near and yet so close
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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So near and yet so far!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Could you scratch my back please?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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NEARER!!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You have exceeded my wildest fears
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Always breath in before you exhale
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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One day technology will catch up to me
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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One day a man will walk on the moon!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I keep my feet firmly on the ground and my head in the clouds
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I bring my body where ever I go
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It's not the end until I say so
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Illness is bad for your health
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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What's the interest rate on borrowed time?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Why doesn't old age come at a good time?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Old age comes at an inconveniant time
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Death comes at a bad time
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Old age comes at the worst possible time
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If it's fixed try and break it
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If it's not broke fix it otherwise you wont get paid
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If it's not broke try and fix it anyway
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If it's not broke try and make it better
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Chess, it's a game of two halves
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This is a fake Wal-Mart shirt
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I can speak the language of money: Iam broke!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Warning!!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Fire EXIT!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You should only speak with your togue
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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People should never speak in generalizations
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Behind every great man there's a nagging woman
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Behind every great man there's a grasping woman!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Behind every great man there's a woman doing the ironing
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I've never seen Popeye and Obama in the same room!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Generalizations are always ture
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Generalizations are never ture
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I knew him long before he was my father
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I built the house my father was born in
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I put the "oops" in woops
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I put the "X" in sex
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I put the "ill" in killer
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I put the "nut" in doughnut
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I put the "do" in doughnut
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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History has had it's time
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Making predictions is a thing of the past
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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There's no future in making pretictions
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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There's no future in making pretictions
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I got divorced on facebook
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Facebook is on fire!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I read on twitter that facebook is on Wikipedia
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Wikipedia is on Facebook
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Wikipedia says Elvis is dead
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Elvis was the first man to walk on the moon
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I will predict the future...soon
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I can predict what happened yesterday
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I can predict history
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Tomorrow I will predict the future
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The internet will save the planet
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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There is no Internet
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Wikipedia says there is no santa claus
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Wikipedia says O.J spimson was innocent
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Wikipedia says Jack the Ripper shot Kennedy
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Wikipedia say Elvis is still alive
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Wikipedia say there is no God
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Iam a great person ask anyone who's never met me
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Obama is michael Jacksons love child
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Laziness will save our planet
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Never judge a book by it's contents
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Think less and be more energy efficient
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Never judge a man by his webbed feet
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Woman are not shallow they just spread out their talents evenly
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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never judge a woman by her stupidity
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Over simlification will solve all problems
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Never judge a man by the number of ears hanging from his neck
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Overreacting is the worst thing in the whole universe
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Don't judge politicians by their lies but by their deeds
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Never judge an orange by it's apeel
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Never judge a woman by her intelligence
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Generalization never hurt anyone
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Reading too much into the facts could destroy the planet
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Over simplification
is the root of all evil
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Philosophy: Answers on the back page
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Never judge a man by the number of dead bodys in his freezer
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Philosophy: Are the answer on the back page?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Philosophy: what's that about?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Don't save the planet there's no profit in it
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Only stupid morons insult people
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Quitting show your not as dumb as you look
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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It's never right to generalize
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Don't judge a man by the wars he has started
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Don't judge a man by the number of World Wars he has started
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Why are paranoid people persecuted
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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People think Iam paranoid
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I think Iam paranoid
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Iam sure Iam not paranoid
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Generalizing show you know what people are thinking
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I don't talk too much I just like giving the gift of listening
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Quitting just shows your one step ahead of everyone
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I never generalize
because I know everyone wouldn't like it
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Tweet-tweet-tweet
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I don't talk too much Iam just saving on pens
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Iam not lazy Iam just energy efficient
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Image rights for sale
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Iam the President
of the Moon
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Iam the President
of the Moon
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Quitting shows your realistic
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Don't judge a man by the number of people he has murdered
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Please do not interrupt me when Iam talking to myself
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Why lego bricks? why not tiny weeny real bricks?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Burn lego bricks and save the planet
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Without winners there can be no losers
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Iam on a budget
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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There is only one choice the choice to make your own choice
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Choice is the only choice
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Think outside your cot
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I never generalize because all people are different
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I never generalize I just lie
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Iam not late your early
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Charity begins with yourself
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Thy shall not kill the earth
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Iam not mad Iam free
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Ian not going insane Iam getting free
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Thu shall not lie to
thyself
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Thu shall not kill the Earth
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Charity begins in the mind
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Don't talk to stokes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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There was no letters in my tomato soup
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Letters are the root of all spelling mistakes
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Iam being stalked by a statue!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I follow statues when Iam bored
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I stalk statues!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Stalking statues is lazy
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Emo's couldn't stalk a statue
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I once had a dog called melancholy
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Now wash your hands!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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The end is getting nearer
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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There would be less crimes if we had no laws
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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You should use irony on a long fairway
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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There has been a 8.25 per cent increase in statistics
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Statistics are on the increase
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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There would be less crime if we had no statistics
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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The french have a word for enterprise
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Georaphy will always have its place in the world
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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It takes time to make history
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Ironing Instructions: wear for as long as possible
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Washing Instructions: turn it inside out
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Do you know Willy Wobblestick?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You don't have a refection
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You don't have a shadow
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I don't have a refection
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ban banning!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Carbon foot print free guns!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Ban dragon hunting!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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History takes time to make
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Don't cry on Tuesday
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Communism now works at McDonalds
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Prisons should have a 50% quota system for women
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Prisons should have a 50% quota system for women
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Prisons should have a quota system
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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There would be fewer peolpe in prison if we had no police
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Lets all sing a happy song
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Iam Legal!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Use long words if you don't want people to know what your saying
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Innocent people should be given shorter sentences if found guilty
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If everyone was put in prison there would be no more crime
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Since reading this your've grown older!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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This is the heaviest
I've ever been
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This is the longest I've been away from home
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Never trust a person who abbreviates their name
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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They call me Mr Eponymous
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I can speck in tongues
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If everyone wore flip-flops there would be no more wars!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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God invented flip-flops
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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God invented the Internet!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Happieness is finding an extra cherry on your cupcake
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Ban Pickles Now!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Iam Invisible!!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Ban invisible ink
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I love your molecular structure
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Never lend money to a hand puppet with strings
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Fogs are tiny bow legged martians
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Never lend money to a puppet without strings
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Profit is the mother of invention
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Profit is the mother of invention
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Irratabililty is the mother of invention
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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boredom is the mother of invention
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I would never be without my emergency rib repair kit
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Choose your ememies before they choose you
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Never trust a country which abbreviates it's name
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Don't buy chrildren cigarettes let them buy their own!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Why shouldn't a ginger man become President?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Help find ginger children a good home!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I don't trust someone who trust me!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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153% of people can't count
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I was miserable until I started to lie
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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137% of people lie
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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A lie a day keeps the truth away
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I was miserable unitil I brought this shirt
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I was happy until I brought this shirt
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Contains fruitnuts
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Talk before you think it's easier
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Anonymous people stick out like a sore thumb!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I always notice anonymous people
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I was famous before I was anonymous
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I used to be extremely famous
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I was anonymous
before I wore this shirt
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I've never met an anonymous person
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I used to be anonymous
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I used to be very famous
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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What is outside the box!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Inteligents is a sign of immurturity
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Inteligents is a sign of stupidity
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Uglyness is a sign of inteligents
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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65 Characters remain for yout slogan!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Do you know who I am!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Let Me In Now!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Point Me TO The Party
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The Party Is Here!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Opening Soon!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Plots for sale
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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New Owners
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Developement Ongoing
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Fashion Suggestions Welcomed
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Suggestions Welcomed
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Please go to new address
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Replace Cover
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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There should be a maxium age for stupidity
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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There should be a minium age for stupidity
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Don't eat your feet!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I can smell dead feet
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I see people all around me
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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So much time so few good ideas
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If you shoud hear a scream that will be me!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I don't like beetroot!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I like onions
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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What does chicken taste like!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Genetically altered mashmellows taste like chicken!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I like genetically altered fools!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Dolphins taste like chicken
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Dolphins are evil!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Dolls are evil!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I like genetically altered music
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Genetically altered vote
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Genetically altered opinon
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Your...nice
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My box is a square!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Iam a genetically altered sicentist
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Iam knees and toes above you!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Iam knees and toes above you!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I think outside a genetically altered box!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Genetically altered shirt
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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This is a genetically alter shirt
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Conform and be free!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Talk to the heart
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Conform now!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Tick the box die in the box
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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OBEY ORDERS!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I don't tick boxes I put crosses in them!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I've been thinging about that box
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I don't think outside the box I just use my imagination!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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There's a monster outside the box!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I've been thinking what's outside the box?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I tick boxes for fun!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Can I tick your box?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My box is bigger than your box
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Think outside the tick!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Don't tick the box open the box
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If I think outside the box do I still have to tick it!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Kiss my box!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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lick you later
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Kiss you later
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't wast time ticking boxes
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Tick off!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Tick outside the box!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You tick my boxes
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I live in a box!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't think outside the box I keep my doughnuts in one!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I don't tick boxes!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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That's so supercalifragi
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Happiness has taught me the most
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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There's a hole in my shoe
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My doughnut has rainbows in it!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The sky has turned green!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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It's a draw!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My problems are bigger than your problems
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My planet's better then your planet
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Hatred has no deminion
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The mind has no address
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The mind is an unknown region of the brain
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Love is not opptional
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Thinking is not opptional
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Love is inescapable
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Defeat is inevitable
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Victory is inevitable!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Defiance is inevitable
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Pixelation is inevitable
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Say it with a banker's cheque
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Say it with chocolate
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I love velcro money!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Velcro is the devil's pupic hair!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Say it with pixels
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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A flower is worth a 1000 pixels
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Consider the pixel
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam a self-taught safety expert
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Iam a leaner
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Now is not the time!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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This is after the break-up
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I bring the happiness with me
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Turn the page over!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Iam a self-taught expert
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Expect regional variations
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Iam not insane but Iam willing to learn
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Some of my best friends are made of pixels
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Iam not rich but Iam willing to learn
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Don't tell anyone you saw me!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't tell anyone you saw me!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I like digital people
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I always bring the WOW! factor with me
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I bring this shirt where ever I go!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I just can't get rid of this stupid shirt!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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This is before the party!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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This is after the party!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Self-Assembled
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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This is my spam
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Hobbys are for Hobbits
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If I knew now what I knew then I wouldn't know more than I do now
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If I knew now what I knew than I'd be confussed
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If I knew now what I knew then I'd be none the wiser
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Marry an oak and have a tree in the family!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Marry an oak and have a family tree!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I talk therefore I lie!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Thinking can lead to a paradox
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I wish it was Saturday!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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83% of dead people are on a diet
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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67% of dead people suffer from stiff joints!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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97% of dead people fiddle their tax
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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137% of people exaggerate
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I own a drive throu down a dead end street
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Secret are o.k so long as we know what they are
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Voting is a government conspiracy to get them into power!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Voting is a government conspiracy to get them into power!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Conspiracy theories are made up by the government
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Cycicism is just another conspiracy theory
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I own an employment agency down a dead end street
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Iam an accident waiting to be unnecessary
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I read history like there's no tomorrow
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Iam an accident waiting to be art
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Iam a paradox waiting to be misunderstood
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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A paradox makes perfect sense
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Apparently paradox is spelt with a Z
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Iam never certain were I stand with a paradox
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Laugher is the best form of sarcasm
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Death kills all known enemys
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Death kill all known germs
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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9 out of 10 people die of death!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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9 out of 10 dead people prefer cheese
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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9 out of 10 dead people perfer cheese
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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BIG PRINT!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Due to bad weather it's raining
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Iam normal!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Me sarcastic!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I never run away from danger I just freeze
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I have a degree in angles
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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A prozac a day keeps the blues away
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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A paradox would be a contradition if it was ture!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Never walk by when someboby needs your help..RUN!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Never walk by when you see someone needs your help..RUN!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Never run away from danger just crawl off when nobody's watching
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Deep thought kills brain cells!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Coffee releases the beast in you!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Washing and ironing can ruin your cloths
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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A paradox a day keeps the irony away
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Transport not inculded
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I scream you scream we all cream!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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You will be deleted!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Due to a lack of intelligence this slogan has been deleted
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Due to lack of interest apathy has been cancaled
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Due to lack of interest this slogan has been canceled
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Never listen to a brass band unaccompanied
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Due to lack of interest tomorrow has been canceled!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Pay your tax HERE!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Pay your taxes HERE!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Give me clown doughnuts
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Give me doughnuts!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Free Doughnuts Here!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Who are you!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You don't have to know how a trick is done to know it's not magic
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I can't work with amateures!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Eat doughnuts not emergency ponchos!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Why do people stare with their eyes?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I can hear voices coming out of my T.V
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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When I close my eyes I keep bumping into things
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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When I close my eyes I can't reconize anyone!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Uglyness is at the back of the retina
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Does forgett have one T or two?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I can't remember forgeting a single thing
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I can remember everything I've ever forgotten!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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When it gets dark everything starts to disappear!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I've forgotten your name!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Beauty is at the back of the retina
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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How do you get out of here!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Eating peole is bar-b-baric
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Eat doughnuts not people!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Print more money!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Have you considered buying insurance
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Be senable
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Ware sensble shoes
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Eat senably
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Take a mind trip study geograhpy
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Take a journey of the mind study geography
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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It's snowing!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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RAIN!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Your on FIRE!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Iam not an attention seeker!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Could you speak louder please!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I can eat and talk at the same time!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Turn the music UP!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Accountancy is a very taxing job
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Don't park on the yellow brick road!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Origami V Papier mache..who would WIN!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I kept pushing outside the evelope but got stuck on the gum!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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keep pushing outside the e-mail!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I thought outside the box and got caught in the rain!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It's a lie about brail mirrors
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Could you see your advert here?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I opened up my mind and everything fell out!
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I shot bambi's mother!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Iam a doughnut stalker!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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STARDOLLARS
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Stardollars coffee
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I've been a bad boy!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Iam being stalked by the mashmellow king!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Iam being stalked by myself!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Iam being stalked by my shadow!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'am being stalked by a celebrity!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My stalker got losted!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Follow Stalkers home
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I followed a Stalker home
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Stalkers have feelings as well
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Look into my fibers!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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It's hard being a shirt
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Why believe when you can know
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Success is the revenge of the great
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Don't get even get ahead!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't get even get revenge!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Cover yourself up!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I suffer from green rage!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Hate is justice denied
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I don't believe your real!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You don't need to believe!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Trust is glorified hope
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Why trust when you can know?
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Education is better than trust
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Education is better than faith
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Stop talking on your CELLPHONE!!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Turn the music DOWN!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Hate is a room with no doors or windows
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It takes one smile to fall in love
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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It takes one look to fall in love
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Love the moment curse the years
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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it takes just one moment to understand
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It take one moment to fall in love
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It takes just one moment to fall in love
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Knowledge is better that trust
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Trust is the poor man's knowledge
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am a child of the moment
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Welcome to this moment
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Welcome to my moment
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Hate is a dark room with no doors
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I like beating-up paper bags
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I like beating-up paper
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Paper, rock or sissors
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It's never too late to give me money as a brithday present
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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A great man once said to me: I'll have a big mac and some fries
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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A great man once said to me "I don't know you!"
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You never have to help a facebook friend
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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What's the point in asking stupid questions?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Whats the point of questions?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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where would we be without maps!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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It's never too late to change your will in my favour
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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A great man once said "what's the time"
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's never too late to admit that I was right!
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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It's never too late to change your witness statement
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Enjoy every doughnut
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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A great man said make enough sandwiches to last you the whole day
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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North is alway to your right
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Everytime we say goodby I die a little
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Virtue is a vice
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Honesty is a vice
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Enjoy every sandwich
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Money costs so much to buy!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'd love to be a millionaire but I can't afford it!
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Say it with money!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Say it with doughnuts!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Do
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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The journey will begin...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Iam not invisible just very thin
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I am Transmitting
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Tomorrow is coming!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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ORIGMAI: The marshall art of beating-up paper
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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BOO! HOO!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I love greens horses more than unicorns
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I am a psychiatrist!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I think Iam pretending to be a fake psychiatrist!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I think Iam a psychiatrist!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My psychiatrist thinks Iam talking about him behind his back!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My psychiatrist is mad!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My psychiatrist keeps talking about me!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Money exchanged for goods!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Money paid for good solgans!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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CAUTION: beware!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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BEWARE: too many signs!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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CAUTION: caution sign ahead!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Beware of recipe espionage
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Money paid for good recipes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Uncompleted!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Risk assement uncompleted
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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CAUTION: talk to me at your own risk
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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CAUTON: may contain excitement!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Go! Go! big red fire engine!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My Body
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This is my other body
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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This is my day time body
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I met my wife professionally Iam a pathologist
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I see dead people...Iam a pathologist
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This is my spare body
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I can remember tomorrow as if it were yesterday!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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People have such a bad reaction to the problem of allergies
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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3 out of 10 people have an allergy and I can't stand the other 7!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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9 out of10 people can count the other 2 can't!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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50% of people are inteligent and the other 75% are stupid
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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There's never smoke without gossip!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Habits are so addictive!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I can smell old peoples feet..it's a terrible habit!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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LIFT-----RIGHT
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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LEFT-RIGHT
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You must have amnesia cos I can't remember your name!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I always tell the truth but not always to the right question!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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lying and not telling the truth are two different things!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If I was a lier I wouldn't be telling you the truth now!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I not a lier I just believe in a different why of telling things
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I can't remember having amnesia
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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A bad memory leads to poor lies
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I've never heard of daja vu before!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Iam so deep you'll get the bends if you talk to me!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Kiss my mind
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Daja vu..now where have I heard of that before?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I didn't reconize you with your cloths off!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I didn't know you before I heard about you!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The first time I met you I hadn't seen you before
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My people will e-mail your people
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Don't e-mail me..I'll e-mail you!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Iam not lost Iam just visting new places
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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People have such an apathtical attitude towards procrastination
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Procrastination is a condition..what's the time?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Amnesia is..a..sort of..pink rabit
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Procrastination and amnesia...who knows or cares
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Amnesia is the forgotten illness
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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What is it that they say about amnesia?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'll meet you in my dreams..don't be late!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I can smell dead people...it's a terrible habit!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Anal beaching: Decuss
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I don't see the point of invisibility
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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There's more to invisibility than meets the eye
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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If you want to be random you'll have to plan ahead
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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You have just entered into a legal contract to marry me!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I will procrastinate tomorrow!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Procrastination waits for no man!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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The world is my iPOD
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Handle with kid gloves!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: eat out
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Cooking Instructions: open the can
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Now is the time just after then!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I just can't commit myself to procastination
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I not sure about procrastination
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I not sure about mediocrity
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: wash it with soap and water!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: wash it with soap and water!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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May contail reisins
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I read body language in brail!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I seek that which is not there, so there is plenty of overtime!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: get it washed online!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: don't bother!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Where's the nearest helpline!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I need technical support!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You owe me doughnuts!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Now is the time just before then!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Love is a concept by which we measure ourself
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Music is a means by which we can feel our emotions
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Money is a concept by which we measure our misery
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Read instructions before touching!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Shake well!
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Wind for sale
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I pickle old people
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I eat old people
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Never return to the tame side
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Read my body language
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Read my mind!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Read The Instructions Before Use
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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I hate fake pupets!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Wii LOVE
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Sponsor a hungry fat man in Texas
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Tigers are giant Wasps with teeth
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Wasps are tiny little Tigers with teeth!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Starting
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I come from a town called Malace
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I respect a woman who can take a punch and not go to the police
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I respect a woman who can take a good punch!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I can outstare YOU!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Beetroot isn't a toy!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Mashmellow bullets are cool!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Recycle bullets!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Paper chains should be recycled
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Puppets keep it real!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Repect Onions
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Talk to mushrooms!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Paper Tigers are cool!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Press the button!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Don't press this button-O
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I eat rainbows for breakfast!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Don't make war just b*tch about 'em behind their backs
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I can make you disapear by just closing my eyes!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Death is like life but without being taxed
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Death is like life but without all the worry
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If it doesn't make people happy then it doesn't make sense
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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If it doesn't make people happy then it doesn't make money
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Why does everyone hide everything when it gets dark
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Why can't I see in the dark!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If i had all the time in the world I'd be a clock
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Iam telling the truth but the words may not be in the right order
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Truth is like a lie but with all the fat taken out!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If it doesn't make you happy it doesn't make sense
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If I wasn't so perfect I'd be humble
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Who stole my halo
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Humble people are Dumble people
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Sun Revolves Around Me
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If I wasn't so humble I'd be perfect!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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New York is the optium state
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Your not living the dream you just fell asleep and didn't wake up
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Happiness is the optium state
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is drunk
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Stolen property of the rehab clinnic
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Knowlegde is facts Wisdom is truth
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Time is a Lie
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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It not the winning that matters it's who you beat!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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News Of The World!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Property of the Rehab Clinic
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I won a competition to be here
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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If you're reading this you must be a very sad person!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I like purple mashmellows!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Stop the Law!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Tie pupet stings to Michael Jackson body so he could do the gigs
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Recycle Michael Jackson's body as a scarecow in a doughnut field
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Can they reuse Michael Jackson's face as a halloween mask
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Can they they remold Michael Jackson's face into a tennis ball
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Will they recycle Michael Jackson face for O.J. Simpson to wear?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Will Michael Jackson's face ever decay
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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If you are reading this you are not recycling
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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If you are reading this you are not making love
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Five thirds of people are no good at maths
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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It's always later than you think
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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It's a lot worst than you think
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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It's later than you think
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Paradoxes make brilliant pets
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Paradoxes solved for a small fee
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Paradoxes solved for a small fee
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Paradoxes don't make themselves!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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When the going gets tough the tough bring a packed lunch
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Keep off the green grass
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I don't understand irony or like slogans on shirts
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Spinning makes me dizzy
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Paradoxes are so Ironic
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Paradoxes are not possible
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Remember the moment
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Todays the Day
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Michael Jackson you thrilled us all
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Quit while your behind
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Micheal Jackson
Rest In Peace
1958-2009
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Remember Today!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sure you are!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Your pain is a figment of my imagination
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Chocolate is a figment of your mouths imagination
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Imagination is a figment of reality
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Don't patronize dumb people
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Reality is a figment of someones imagination
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Pain is a figment of your minds imagination
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Iam a figment of your imagination
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Iam a figment of my own imagination
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Your a figment of your own imagination
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Iam living in an imaginary world
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I can read my own thoughts!
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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IRONY...who would have believed it!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Remember a mistake is only a mistake if someone finds out
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Inteligence is a mistake waiting to happen!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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unofficialldom
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Nascar Donkey Racing!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Bing Bong!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I found a pen!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Use Before Firday
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Shhh! Iam thinking
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Shhhhhh
!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Unoffical Hope
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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unoffical shirt
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This is a backstage shirt pass
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Find a lost sock and you'll find a lost pen
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Sound is turn off
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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We have temporarily lost the picture
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This is a commercal brake back in 2 minites
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stop Stoping!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stealing is recycling stealing is green
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I love green music!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If only music was made out of chocolate!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I hate music!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Music is the 51st state of America
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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There is no fate because that's the way it's ment to be
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I love negativity
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Philosophy has no use in a sea of doubt
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Every time you close your eyes I will disappear!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If there's one thing I can't stand it's people complaining
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If the law can't stop vigilantes we should!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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There are none so stupid as those that will not think
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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We should all fight vigilantism
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I hate philosophy therefore Iam
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I hate negativity!
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Honk your nose if your happy!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I never burn red herrings on a tuesday unless I've stolen a shoe
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I think Vincent Van Goth was woneearful
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Vincent van goth had sunflower spead on his bread
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Green is the colour of puck
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The square root of all money is 666
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The square root of all evil is 666
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Maths is the square root of all money
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Maths is the square root of all evil!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Money is the square root of all evil
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Your never alone with someone else
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Plants are my buddies
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I have a wide circle of friends in geometry
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Trees are my buddies
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Free body inside
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Self-Ironing Shirt
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt will turn green if you are lying
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt will self- delete if washed to much
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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It's all lies!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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All my money has turned into jellybabies
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Access has been denied
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Just click to see more!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt is inside out!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This is a white shirt
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I can hear the voice of pyschistrists inside my head
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I can hear the voice of reason inside my head
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I drink coffee when I wear this shirt
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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This is a red shirt
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I once saw the ghost of a dead apple
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I once saw a dead ghost!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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This isn't a shirt it's a ghost with sleeves
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I thought I saw a dwarf ghost but it was just a hankerchief
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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This is my fly catcher shirt
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt emits a silent scream!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt emits a force field
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Read my lips these jeans are very tight!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Inteligent people wake up in the afternoon!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Stupid people get up early!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Fatpires come in the night and suck you thin!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Read me tease me
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I l-ike c--ssword puz-le-
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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yesterday
seems so passe
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Today is the day before tomorrow
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I like fish bone salad
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The universe can fit in my pocket
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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The universe is tiny
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I have never stolen a Zebra
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Iam not who you think Iam
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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What time is love
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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The time is: 09:32:54s
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt is made from bleached zebra skin
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The crime rate on the moon is zero so eat more cheese
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Thinking is the cherry on the cake
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I only think when I need to
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Doing is the stupid man's thinking
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Life is like a bowl of cherry pips
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Roundabouts...can't live with 'em can't live without 'em
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Bingo is like happiness without the happy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Iam a repeat
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Some of my best friends are pens
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Fortune doughnuts are here to stay
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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You can never find a mashmellow king when you want one!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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What's the point of geometry?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I wouldn't be were I am today if it wasn't for geography
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Maths just doesn't add up for me
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Chew your food 86 time
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Give me your doughnuts
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I can drink a fish under the table
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Sing me a happy song
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Iam breaking in this shirt for someone else
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Iam breaking in this face for someone else
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Reading is so cool
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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....and they all lived happily ever after
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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It's only make believe
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Buy me a large vodka
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Thinking puts on weight
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Depression uses up 453 calories per second
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Thinking uses up 378 calories per second
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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winging and whining uses up 172 calories per minute
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Swearing uses up 63 calories per word
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Name me one famous carpenter
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I don't know were I'd be without geography
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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You remind me of that bit of toast I wished I didn't throw away
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I think of you when I can't think of anythink to say
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Everytime your phone aint toning it'll be me
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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What's wrong with webbed feet
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Stop banging on my drum
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Iam so cool Iam cold
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I think it's going to be a 24 hour day
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Chocolate is love turned into calories
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Chocolate is love made flesh
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate is love in a wrapper
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Chocolate is temptation in a wrapper
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate is eatable love
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Doughnuts is love made flesh
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I love to love but my baby just loves to dance
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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your so beauitful!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Look at me stupid!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Iam on handbook cos the facebook aint listening
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Iam not on facebook
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Iam on facebook
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I know all
your secrets
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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History is our future
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Talk to the hand cos the shirt aint listening
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Just say FASTER!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's only the truth that makes the answers so hard to get
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It's only the answers that makes everything hard
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Take away the numbers and maths is nothing
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Just say MORE!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Just say yes please!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Why is everyone listening to me?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Beauty is an optical illusion
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Thin people are just fat people who eat less!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The answer to the question is the answer!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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What's the answer to the question?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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What's the answer then?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I was here when it happened!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I saw it happen!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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The lies are beautiful
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The truth is ugly
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Votes for sale
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Can I tell you my problems it will only take a few weeks
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'll tell you my problems for a small administration fee
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Minimialism is a waste of space
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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This is where I keep all my tattoos
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My mom knitted this shirt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I like invisible jelly
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is made for dancing!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Wow wow wow!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The WOW! factor!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Read my hand
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Talk to the shirt cause the hand isn't listening
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Everyone has got to be somewhere
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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freebies for the people!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Where are mistakes manufactured
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It's someone else's mistake!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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My shirt can spell!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I can hear voices in my shirt!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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The voices in my head are talking to you!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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The voices in my head are hearing things!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I can hear voices in your head
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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A small administration fee is charged if I give you some advice
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Lend is the hardest word to say
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Happy is my favorite color
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Follow your heart to your main arteries
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Iam a truth seeker!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Iam being stalked by invisible people
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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The voices in my head talk sense
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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X is were the treasure is
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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We are all earthlings
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Blue is the poor man's green
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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One day your a statue the next your a pigeon
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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One day your a statue the next day your a pigeon
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Closing down sale
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Gilwold The Gerkin for President
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Which way is north
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Bill & Ben the flowerpot men
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Goonology
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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worship my mind enjoy my body
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Gilwold The Gerkin died on the cross for us (by a single nail)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I can't stop laughing everytime I see you!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Never burn your red herrings in another man's shoes
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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This is my panhandling shirt
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Give me your loose change!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Take me to your mashmellow king
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Green is my favorite color
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Green is my favourite colour
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Iam so happy when you not around!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Sex, money, drink where did it all go so wrong!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Money can't buy you love but it can buy you plenty of sex!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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If money doesn't grow on trees where does paper come from?
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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<--- He keeps the flys away
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My shirt is made from the eye lashishes of of my lovers
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My shirt is made from the skin of orphans
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My shirt is made from butterfly wings
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My shirt is made from frog skin!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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My shirt is made from orphaned teddy bears!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My shirt is made of chocolate!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Free The Plants!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Free The Nudes!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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This is a money shirt
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Take me to your president!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Don't stop until I scream!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am the furure ex-president of the U.S.A
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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NO ENTRY! permit holders only
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Iam a undercover cop
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Look! no head!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Stop this movie I don't like the plot!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I don't dislike cockroaches..only the ones related to YOU!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Iam walking backwards
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Leaning the alphabet is as easy as A B C!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Paper!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The world is a flat globe
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I have such a bad memory..I have such a bad memory..
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Glove puppets are just hand-me-downs
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hamster Fighting!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You should see the world through the eyes of a blind man
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I think your a special person!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Your not stupid you just have special needs
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You should see the world through the other man's shoes
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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strange posters
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Stay indoors and watch more telly
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Get real and watch more telly
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Time is a concept so that we know whats on the telly
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Blue hides behind green when it is scared!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Glass fogs can not croke!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Scarecrows love window shopping
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Which end of the bed are you sleeping at!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I eat therefore Iam fat!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I eat therefore I am!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Hi there...SLAP!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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This gun is unloaded..BANG!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I don't know you but you might know someone I don't!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I can see in the dark..OOCH!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I've got quick patience!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Why is the universe so small compared to my problems?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I like clowns with attitude!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My attitude has attitude!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I've got a bad attitude!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Patience is apathy with attitude
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Scarecrows have patience
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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A small administration fee will be charged if you bore me!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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A small administration fee will be charge if you talk rubbish
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Apathy is patience without a cause
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Patience is a virtue waiting to happen
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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A small administration fee is charged if you talk to me.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Hi There Gotta Go!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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YESNO!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Wanted: Rich or Alive!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I can read body language..your running away!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I can lip read!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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That is so funny..Ha Ha
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I just can't see any point in needlework
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Burn a doughnut and save a baker
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I like waxing lyrical about ears
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I just can't see any future in history
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Don't burn witches read a book instead
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Burn a vegetarian
Save a tree
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Save the rainforest
burn a politician
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Save the world
Burn a politician
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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never say no to temptation
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Never say no to a freebie
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Iam a Dentist
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Strangle a witch and save a tree
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Burn a library and save a forest
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Cut down a forest save a library
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Don't read, save a tree
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Burn a book save a tree
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Save the forest burn the library
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I think apathy is sort of ...
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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50% of people think half of the population are liers
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Waiter..there's some soup on my fly!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Waiter! Waiter!..oh your a fly!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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JOE'S RESTAURANT,
were you tip the flys 10%
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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See the world through green tinted glasses
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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NEVER GO TO DENTIST WITH BLOOD ON HIS HAIR
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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JOE'S RESTAURANT
were the waiters tip you for turning up!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Fly high to the sky
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I've been adopted by madonna
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Iam a love child
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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History is so old fashioned
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Iam waiting for history
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam waiting for history
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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History is so yesterday
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The Beginning start here
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The End!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I want to see the world through your eyes
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I want to teach the world to play
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I want to teach the world to sing
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Fractions are only half the story
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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One for all one and one for some
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look sexy
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look young
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look tall
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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stand next to me you make look like a winner
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look smart
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look good
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look rich
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look thin
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Recycle your mistakes
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Recycle your tandem
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Recycle your wish bone
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Recycle your dream!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Iam the grim rapper!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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HELP!..Iam O.K now
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Words are only lip deep!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Beauty is only shirt deep!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If I go down to the woods to day I wonder who i'll meet
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I've just had a good idea!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Stop looking at my ears!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Life is the only thing I live for!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Do not feed the slogan!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Do not feed the shirt!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Inside every woman there are hearts,lungs and things like that
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Iam lying!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Your wrinkles are all the lies you have told
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Wrinkles are lifes little roads that you have traveled
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I don't know you!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt is as wrinkled as my body
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is as wrinkled as your face
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt is as wrinkled as your body
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I played Neil Armstrong on the first moon landing
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I arranged the rocks on the first moon landing
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I played a rock on the first moon landing
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I was played a star on the first moon landing
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Someone forged my reality check
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I take in laundry
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Am I real or just a shirt!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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It only hurts when I talk
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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It only hurts when I smile
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I've run out of ammunition!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I need more ammunition!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My life is my dream
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Lethal weapon holder
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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little pocket
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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GIANT POCKET
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Do not wash the food stains of this shirt!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Do not iron this shirt!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I believe in the ingredients on the box
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Once on the lips a lifetime on the hips
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Time is doughnuts
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Iam not lost..I've just found somewhere new to go!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I need more space to think
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Once upon a time..The end..Story of my life
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Make doughnuts not love
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Make love not doughnuts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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We are Words apart
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I like irony!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Don't lie make love
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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beauty is in the hands of the bank account holder
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I love the space in between you beautiful ears
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I need more space
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Why do people ask stupid questions?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Iam not dead Iam just freelancing
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I don't lie I fabricate the turth
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My money doesn't recognize me
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I don't know what denial means..I really don't!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I don't know what denial means..I really don't!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I don't know what denial means..I really don't!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I have the body of a 18 year old...in my freezer
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I have the body of a 21 year old...in my freezer
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Death would be O.K if it wasn't so long
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Never run away from the truth just walk off calmly
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Never lie just point at someone else
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Does anyone know what apathy means?
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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I don't know what apathy means
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I never lie I just rearrange the words
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Every time I close my eyes you disappear!
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I never steal I only adopt
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Clowns never take a holiday
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Doughnuts never take a holiday
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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God can't spell
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Death is like life but in black and white and no music
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Some where in the world it's saturday
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Death is the adverts in between life
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Death is like a very long advert
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Globle warming never takes a hoilday
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Death never takes a holiday!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Death is natures way of saying thanks but no thanks
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Tomorrow is always your second chance
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Be better tomorrow than you were today
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Be Better Tomorrow!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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pesssimism will never go away
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Apathy is the heat of globle warming
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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You,ve turned stupidity into an art form!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Death is natures way of saying you've overstayed your welcome
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Depression is self-awareness
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Only the stupid can be happy most of the time!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Only the stupid can be happy most of the time!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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It was a BAD party!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Threadless is my favorite search engine
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'd wear it stupid!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm fashsionibly late
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Your not fat you've just got tiny little eyes
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Who cares about apathy anyway!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Happiness is the warm glow of apathy
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm drowning in a beer of doubt!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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God Speaks English!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Why is it so dark inside your head?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Your talent is not hidden..It's extinct!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Your not stupid.. your special
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Your not fat you just have big skin!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Start Worrying Now!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The only exsues for stupidity is being young
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Please don't fart and smoke as explosion can cause offence
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Never run away from your problems..Just walk off calmly and smile
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I don't know if I have a secret or not
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Go stuck your elbow
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Thinking is for whimps
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Go stuck your toes
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Problems have feelings as well
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Death is for whimps
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Happiness is for whimps
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Frogs are martian rats
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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A green world is a world ruled by frogs
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Lets make a world fit for shoppers
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a happy shopper
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I love a happy ending
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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shopping is for life
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I only laugh when I am sad
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I personally hate self-refferenrial comments
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Dictionary is a book by an arrdvark who goes to zyzzogeton
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The Dictoinary is a book by an aardvark who goes to zyzzogeton
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I knew willian Shakespear when he was called willy wobblestick
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I don't know if my pysciatist is real or imagery
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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It only takes one smile to fall in love
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Without love there is only existence
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I love flowers, therefore I am a bee
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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It only takes a smile to fall in love
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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One smile doesn't make a relationship
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not stalking you!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Power to the flowers!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I don't like seeing old women wearing my cloths
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I don't think milk can ever replace frogs
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I wish you were someone else other then that your're OK!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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If your're happy you have clearly misunderstood the situation
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I went to windowsil Bay for my hoildays
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I did it all
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Don't share your problems with me I'll just sell you insurance
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Only the unimaginative tell the truth
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The truth is for the unimaginative
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Christmas isn't just for drunks
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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God isn't just for Christmas
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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There's some soup on my fly
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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There's a christian in my soup
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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There's a human in my soup!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Anonymous is a poor man's famous
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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When was the last time a computer came up with a good idea
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Sharing a problem just makes it bigger
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I hate reading negitive comments
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I move in mysterious ways my case comes up in court next week
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Fisting is so last year
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Beyond the music is me
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Beyond the edge
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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WaywardChild
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Unoffical
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Why is the night so dark?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Theraputic storking
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Can you see the sunshine ?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Poor in cash Rich in advice
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Poor in cash Rich in food
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Poor in cash. rich in irony
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I only feel alive when you leave
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I only feel alive when I'm eating
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Tomorrow is a stalker
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Yesterday is a stalker
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Beware of smoke on fire
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Fight smoke with smoke
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Don't fuc###g swear
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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No time like the future
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Rebel without a slogan
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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I am the sunset and the drawn and the twilight
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Compared to my inteligence Steven Hawkins is Forest Gump
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I've forgoten which boxs to tick
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I got lost in translation
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Too close to smell Too far to kiss!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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If it wasn't for the English the world would still be flat
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Compared to my problems the univise is a small place
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Never look into the sun at night
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Outlaw threats..or else!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Ourlaw Crime!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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War is an illness
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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The road to wisdom is under repair
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Stop cloning me!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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The Earth does not revole around the sun it revoles around me
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Pleasure is the first principle
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Depression is a symptom of realism
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Canna biscuit
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Death is such an embarrisment
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Death is a mistake!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Death is a sign of realism
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Too young to know better Too old to care
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Age is a concept by which we measure our worth
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Too Old To Die
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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COOL is for a FOOL with a poor vocabulary
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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COOL is a concept for a FOOL
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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A questioning mind is a nosey mind with few answers
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Boredom is a sign of intelligence
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I see bored people!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I drink to be sober!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I drink to remember!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Warning: Ido not understand you
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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You must be Izal
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Say something profound!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Do Not Modify
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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JUST A FEW ADJUSTMENTS NEEDED
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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No redeeming qualities required
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Instant jelly is the next big thing
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I like horse drawn toffee apples
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I got lost looking at the back of my hand
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I love my straitjacket
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Straitjackets and jeans look stupid
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I always get my straitjacket dry cleaned
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Will dance for doughnuts!
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Magic Beans for Sale!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I'm no longer dead
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I'm tellylistic
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I'm radiolazy
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I'm no longer radioactive
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a talking horse
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Your screams of "your the best" crate on my nerves
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a Stone
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Reality is a figment of the telly's imagination
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Reality is a figment of our imagination
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Today the world Tomorrow the universe
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I haven't a clue what I'm going to do next
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Life is the bit in between the adverts
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Stop the world I missed my stop
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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TeenSpiritTeen
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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BoyGirlBoy
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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BadGirlBad
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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BadBoyBad
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Do you want a clean cop or a dirty cup?
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Your on reality T.V
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Contains Ingredients
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Melancholy come home
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Looks like teen dreaming
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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My rain check just bounced
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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The phone is ringing but no one is at my end
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Sounds like teen screaming
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I get a sore throat just listening to you!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Music is a concept through which we see ourselves
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Music Loves You
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Music Loves You
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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In space no one can eat ice cream!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I only tell synthetic lies
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Music is my first love and it will be my last
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate is always smiling
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Love the Music
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Apathy is such a neglected subject
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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So little is known about ignorance
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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I hate the gaps in my genus
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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I always tip with spam
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I hate the gaps in my knowledge
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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When I die I hope it isn't from anything serious
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Never be without emergency ink!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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One voice no ears!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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A problem shared with me is a problem soon forgotten
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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A problem shared is far too much information for me
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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When I close my eyes I become illiterate
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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When I close my eyes you become invisible
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Tell me about your problems tomorrow
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Solutions welcomed!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Ban offensive insults!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Cottage cheese; good milk gone bad
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I make effigys out of cottage cheese!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Ban offensive ink!
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Toffee is the abandoned son of chocolate
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Blond is my favourite colour
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I love you more than oatmeal biscuits
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Say it with cash!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Madness is plain Crazy!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Everyone in the house say WAY!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Cup cake or carrot cake ? You decide
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Boredom iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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God speaks English
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Fortune favoures the lucky
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Fortune cookies made me do it!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I lost everything on fortune cookies!
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Trust The Voices
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Say When!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Resist the biscuit
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Everyone thinks I'm paranoid!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Embrace the chaos resist the order
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I can count up to T
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not passive I just don't care!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I don't know much about art but I know what I hate!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I thing pessimism might engulf the world
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Indecision is something I can't make up my mind about
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Place money in the pockets and make a wish
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Place money in the pockets and make a wish
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I can't stand people that just keep going on and on and on and on
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not argumentative you stupid idiot
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Washing Instruction: Don't!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You will forget everything I have just told you
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Washing Instructions: Give it to the butler
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I don't understand my psychiatrist
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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A pessimist is just a very old optimist
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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An optimist is just a very young pessimist!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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A pessimist is an optimist who just spilt hot coffee on his lap
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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A pessimist is an optimist who found that the glass was empty
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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The word on the street is petunia!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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The Wises words are : I Don't Know
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I'm eating outside the box!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Living outside the box!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Thought is Cheap
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Thoughts are for Thinkers
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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You will completely forget this message
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Dead donkeys don't talk!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Talk is cheap silence is cheaper
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I own an invisible picture
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Your singing brings a lump to my eyes!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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The more mistakes I make the quicker the right answer will come!
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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I'm so unpopular I've ran out of enemies
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Lets talk quantum mechanics
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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You are very close
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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You will completely forget the message below
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Better to cruse the dark than look for a gas leak with a lighter
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Confusion is just one small step from understanding
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Free The Fools!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Welcome to my Pleasure Dome
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Welcome to my personal details
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Welcome to my planet
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Welcome to my play ground
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Discontinued Line
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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Money brings me good luck!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Rhubarb has rights as well!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Free The Goats
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Feed The Crows
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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CAUTION: Contains Freedom
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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The Society For The Preservation of Extinct Animals
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Why isn't there a zoo for extinct animals?
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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I'm so much better looking when your drunk
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I've never seen an extinct animal!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Extinct animals have no flavour
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Plant a doughnut tree today!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I'm tied of bondage
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Nothing excretes like excrement
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I take power naps
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Melancholy is my favourite colour
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I like clown flavoured crisps!
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Clown Pie Yum Yum!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I've never got this close before
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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SuperTed Rules!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Extra Large Large
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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XLL
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I've got comic timing
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I've got extra big ideas!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I've got ideas abvove my station
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Avoid debt , borrow in death
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Money is the root of all debt
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Truth is relative Lies are absolute
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Never let reality ruin your fun
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Life is my only pleasure
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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Enjoyment is my only pleasure in life
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I have obese food
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Unlimited access to debt
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Dogs taste better than swans
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Thorow litter on the ground if bins are full
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Throw litter on the ground I'll pick it up!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Too young to care to old to cry
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Too old to have fun too young to get a pension
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a legend in my own socks!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Too young to die too stupid to live
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Porn Against Christianity
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I found Jesus on Facebook
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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My immaturaty is better than your immaturaty
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I have obese bones
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Green is a a sick orange
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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Purple is an embarrassed red
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Yellow is a shy red
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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you talk bullexcrement
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a follower of self-help
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a flower
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Help!..I'm being kidnapped!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Self-Help has ruined my life
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Self-Help!!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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It takes too much effort to be lazy
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Anal bleaching?...Just say no!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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One day all your cloths will be vintage
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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One day all your cloths will be retro
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I only lie to the people I love
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Lies are the bad brothers of the truth
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I don't believe in the truth
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Sin now repent later
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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I don't know the truth but I certainly know the lie
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I only lie when I disagree with the truth
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Bad humour is no laughing matter!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I can make the lame talk
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Naked people must get cold toes
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Dead people don't have a sense of humour
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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The government is reading our sticky notes
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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The government is reading our newspapers
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Washing is a conspiracy by the soap companies
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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People are the unacceptable side of humanity
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Freedom is the unacceptable side of democracy
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Naked people have no fashion sense
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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Steal one get one FREE!
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Never fade away...just go suddenly
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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My inner child has done a poo poo!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Some people are stupid while others have a patent on the idea
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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To err is human to forgive is stupid!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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What's the name for a gay dentist? -- A tooth fairy
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Who's the creep wearing me!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Your seeing things!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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If you were ignorant you wouldn't know it!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Exaggeration is the worst thing in the world!!!!!
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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My grief counselor committed suicide last week
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Dentists are just failed tooth fairies
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Don't believe any thing I say when I'm sober
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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With age comes wisdom and arthritis
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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The only difference between rich people and poor people is money
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Every success earns me another sugar cube
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Film stars are only failed burger bar staff
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Every failure brings me closer to success
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I keep talking about myself behind other peoples backs
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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There are so many amazing things to look at in my pocket!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Mumbling is for people who are too lazy to mutter
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Humming is for people too lazy to whistle
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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Wow! this place looks just like the back of my hand!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I just don't understand my self any more!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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It's only a matter of time now before I do something amazing
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I'm going to say something very interesting any moment now!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I see your wearing your invisible smile
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I can't recall 1999 because it was the year that I lost my memory
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Even my worst enemy whistles along to my music
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Nike Flip-Flops : Don't do it!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I'm going to laugh uncontrollably any moment now!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Let this year be the year we will only ever call 2008!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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When I get depressed I just think of you and laugh uncontrollably
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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There are so many amazing things to look at in the mirror
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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My psychoanalyst doesn't understand my psychiatrist
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Your the pet gerbil I never had
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Your like the little pet monkey I never had
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Your the pet hamster I never had
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I couldn't seize the moment so I took the hour instead
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I saw you first!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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My psychoanalyst doesn't understand me
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Back After Lunch!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Gone Fishing!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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If you can't find the truth make sure your not sitting on it!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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If you can't find the truth change the question
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Are You On My Dream Frequency
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Vegetarians taste nice
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Separate prisons for innocent people
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Choosy beggars only take credit cards
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a melancholy-go-Lucky type of person
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Your face rings an alarm bell
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I was as old as you at your age!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Death is like life but a bit longer
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not lost I've just found a new place to visit
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I owe money therefor I exist
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Beware of BIG words
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Beware of BIG numbers
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Keep your mistakes error free
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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The past is inevitable
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Cool people make real mistakes
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Smart people make better mistakes
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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89% of dead people suffer from constipation
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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9 out of 10 dead people don't vote
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I didn't start the fire!
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Clouds For Sale
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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A God isn't just for Christmas
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Intelligence is no excuses for stupidity
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Always remember that stupidity is your birthright
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Do something stupid once a day
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Reality is anything that doesn't depend on you believing in it
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I'm good friends with a famous stranger
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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In the beginning the finish was no where to be seen
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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