Chris Carney
is a boy, has been a member since May 24, 2007, has scored 153 submissions, giving an average score of 3.24, helping 3 designs get printed.
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If you don't make mistakes your doing something wrong
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Bang! Bang!... your DEAD!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Poltiticians are angals marinated in vinegar
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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The internet will change the world
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Your love will change the world
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I can speak another language just by talking LOUDER!
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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The less I kow the longer I live
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Dont be a fun sponge!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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To learn another language just speak LOUDER..!
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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I never patronise stupid people I just talk LOUDER1
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Don't patronise stupid people it's not really their fault
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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You make me want to llisten to better music
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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Ive got writers block
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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A problem shared is not necessarily a problem haved
of 46 votes, 0% like it
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The tears of a clown are made from lemons
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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If you want to get nowhere quicker be better organised
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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The quicker you are the sooner you get to nowher
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Teach a rich man how to steal and you have a capitalist
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Teach a poor man how to steal and you feed his family for life
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Teach a poor man how to steal and you feed him for life
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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From little acorns giant acorns grow
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Choose your parents not let them choose you
of 77 votes, 6% like it
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Choose your problems wisely don't let them choose you
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Limitless Edtion
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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sing-aloge with my karaoke shirt
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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My only weakness is my fashion sense
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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My mistakes are the only things holding me together
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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My mistakes are artificial
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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It's only my error free life that reminds me Iam a man
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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My mistakes are the only things that make me feel human
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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My mistakes are the only things that keep me sane
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Questions are like anwsers but different
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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The dictionary is a book about an aardvark who falls asleep
of 70 votes, 3% like it
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Thinking ! Is it really woth it!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Never avoid today that which can be avoided tomorrow
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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If I was organised Id be stupid
of 60 votes, 2% like it
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An eaten doughnut never returns to the plate!
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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When things go wrong just panic it never fails
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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I think I've annoyed someone called Nemesis
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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If I was I organised I'd ware something different
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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If at first you don't succeed your fired!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Don't take the blame just pretend your in a comma
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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If only British Petroleum could suck
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Don't panic just pretend your stupid
of 69 votes, 22% like it
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I was a stuntman on the first moon landing
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Telling the truth is the beginning of the end for relationships
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Telling the truth is the beginning of a very slippery slope
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Dont panic just pretend your dead
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Dont panic and dont tell the turth
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Its not lying its story telling
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Dont panic blame someone else
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Dont panic run
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I suffer from procastinating-paranoia people wont take about me
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I suffer from naive-paranoia I believe everyone loves me
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The voice inside my head has run off with my invisible friend
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The voices inside my head and my invisible friend are fighting!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I can hear voices inside your head you must be going mad!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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The voices inside my head refuse to speak English
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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The voices inside my head just talk to each other and ignor me
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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The voice inside my head is talking to the voice inside your head
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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The voices inside my head are trying to sell me insurance
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Tug and play today
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Bid for this shirt
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Product placements considered
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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The voices inside my head are talking about me behind my back
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I can't make my mind up about dilemmas
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I can read tea leaves they are saying "Coffee sinks"
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I can read tea leaves
they are saying-: Help Iam drowning!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I will stop procastinating tomorrow
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I never got round to procastinating
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Money is the square root of evil
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Calculus is the root of all Evil
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Pies are a gateway food
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Procastination delayed is procastination denied
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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A smile delayed is a smile denied
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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A fart delayed is a fart denied
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Love delayed is Love denied
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Dolphins are a gateway pet
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Happiness is a gateway drug
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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A fart is just a bad mannered burp
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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We are close enough to swop phone numbers!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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We are close enough to kiss!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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It only hurts when I cry
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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It's time to wake-up and go to bed!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Frenchmen are just gay Americans
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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A small fee will be charged every time you fart
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Spam is just gay beef
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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A small fee will be charged every time you talk to me
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I believe in my constitutional right to bear shaven arms
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I believe in the right of all women to shave under their arms
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I believe in the right of all americans to shave there arms
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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All knowlege is ignorance
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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A copy right fee will be charged everytime you look at this shirt
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Dont twist my melon
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Press my button-O
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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You are here-O
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Taxi !
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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The meter is running the moment you start talking
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Please dont talk Iam in a good mood
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Really!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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knowlege is the key to all ignorance
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Ignorance is the key to all knowlege
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I am pink therefore I am spam
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I stop therefore I am not moving
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Ignorance is the key to happiness
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Democracy means our ignorance can decide the next government
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Democracy means our igonrance has a vote
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Technology means we can get nowhere quicker
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I shop therefore I am
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Stupid is like intelligent but completely defferent
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Good is like bad but not as common
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Wood is like gold but not liked as much
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Debt is like credit but not as much
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Simple is like complex but less
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Procrastination is a waiting game with only one loser
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Procrastination is so retro
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Im either here or somewhere else
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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It doesnt matter where here is Im alway their
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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If I think Im here if not I must be somewhere else
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Im not paranoid I know everyone loves me!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I think everyone loves me am I paranoid?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Ignorance is like a thick winter coat keeping you nice and warm
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Inteligence is the ability to hide your ignorance from everyone
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Inteligence is pro-active ignorance
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Whinging is pro-active hindsight
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Procrastination is just forward planning
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Inteligence is knowing something someone else doesnt
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Paranoia ia a government plot against me
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Procrastinating is so yesterday
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I can procrastinate anytime I want
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I dont care for indefference
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Fast is like slow but quicker
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Who knows what ignorance means?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Trust in pies they never lie they only give comfort
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I dont trust the motives of cynical people
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Cynicism is a government plot
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Iam indefferent towards apathy
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Indifference: does it really matter?
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I never complain but I sure do whing with passion
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I hate women who cant take a good punch
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I spy with my little eye something beginning with T
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Pies never lie
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I hate leaving a job half done so I never start
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm as happy as a fat girl with a pie
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm as happy as a bird with a french fry
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I hate people who want everyone to know their opinons
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Magicians are under the illusion they can do magic
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Magicians suffer from illusions
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Mathematicians invented mistakes
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Philosophers invented problems
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Deluded people have the best imaginations
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Deluded people make the best hypercondriacs
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Never run away from your responsibilitys get a taxi out of there
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If you have a problem just run away from it as fast as you can
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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dont run away from your responsibilitys just quietly tip-toe away
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you have a problem just quietly tip-toe away from it
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If you have a problem just slowly walk away from it
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Christians make me cross
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Philosophy invented problems
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Mathematics invented mistakes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Most people are devided about mathematics
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Healthy people are self-deluded hypercondriacs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Healthy people are sick people in self-denial
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Healthy people are hypercondriacs in denial
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You can only catch hypercondria by listening
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Based on a true story only the facts have been changed
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Are hypercondriacs sick people in denial
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Are serial killers hypercondriacs in denial
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My hypercondria has made me ill
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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This slogan is based on a true story only the facts have changed
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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hypercondria is a real illness
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Friends are like enemys execpt enemys dont borrow money
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I fart Chanel No. 5
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I fart money
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Cotton On!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Dont invade my cotton
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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High Thumbs!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You go to the left and I'll go to the right
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Give way!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Text Alert!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Do not follow me home!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Shhh..!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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As Seen On This Shirt
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You are nowhere to be seen
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You are here--->O
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Do not wash except under exceptitional circumstances
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Remember:- you can't take your money to hell with you
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Don't forget those that forgot you
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Racing tips exchanged for doughnuts
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Doughnuts Cost
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Comedy liquorice exchanged for racing tips
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Bag of magic beans exchanged for truth
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Tell me your story I've got bags of time
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My Story!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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ish or ism you deside
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Coming last exceeded my wildest expectations
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Never lie..Never tell the truth..Its called diplomacy
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You know its bad when coming last exceeds your wildest dreams
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Never lie just dont mention the truth
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Even the intelligent
politicians are stupid
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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God is a capitalist he lets millions of people die of starvation
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Whenever I see you I dont know if to laugh or pray
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I dont know whether to laugh or pray every time I see you
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Illusions are real in a fake world
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Clowns hide behind a satan mask
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Satan is my uncle
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Satan would be too embarrassed to live in Canada
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Satan would be too embarrassed to work for BP
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Satan would be too embarrassed to be a Republican!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Satan is a Republican
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Satan cares!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Debt is the anti-matter of the banking world!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Debt is an illusion created my communists
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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God believes in a mixed economy with incentives for new investors
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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God believes in a mixed economy
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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God is a capitalist
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Satan is a capitalist!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I could have been a glove puppet
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This spelling is wrong!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a ture capitalist I let the market decide who gets my soul
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a ture capitalist I use tax payers money to save my bank
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I need money to incentivise me to pay my debts
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The unpainted face of a clown is you!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Teach a man to fish and you know what to get him for Christmas
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Verrucas...better than hives
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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When you walk a mile in another mans shoes you get verrucas
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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When you walk a mile in the other mans shoes its called theft
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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I'm just languishing
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You dont get to be unknown without making a few enemys
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You can always count on a number
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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5 is a number
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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2+2=5 isnt wrong its just someone elses opinion
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I can see into the past with my crystal ball
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I can see into the past
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Retro is the future of the past
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm tomorrows retro
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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They didnt have retro in my day
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not old I'm just retro
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not old I'm just have retro looks
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Retro isnt what it used to be
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If the world is round how comes Texas doesnt fall into space?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If you pull the legs off a spider it will just ignore you
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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When I close my eyes everything disappears
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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SEW!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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A string of peals of wisdom for sale
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Free gifts for sale
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Free lunch for sale
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Count the dots and win a prize
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Count to five..how many have you got?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I loved mellon Colly
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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How many fingers on your hand?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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. . . Dash Dash Dash . . .
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Count six dots and your a genius if only five your an idiot.....
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Tax the dead!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a true capitalist
I owe a lot of money
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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In my day we had respect for our elders
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Turn your ipod down!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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BUY!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm kissing you with my eyes
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Eye to eye kissing
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Turn the key
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You miss a go!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Nature is clueless
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Nature is a half-wit
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Nature is the unpainted face of a clown
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth unless its aTrojen one
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You really dont want me to be funny!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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You dont get to be God without making a few enemys
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You dont get to be a billionaire without making a few friends
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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You dont get to be a serial killer without making a few enemys
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Never mind the slogan feel the quality
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Trust me I'm a slogan
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Trust is for desperate people
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I could be funny if I wanted to
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Funny!... you dont want to know what funny is.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I dont cheat I cant even spell the word
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I dont lie I cant even spell the word
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You dont get to be this good looking without making a few enemys
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm only brain dead my body is working perfectly
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Senor Dementia means you forget all the bad parts of your life
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I'm not lost I just dont know where I am!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I dont cheat I just change the rules as I go along
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm only supericial deep down
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm only superficial on the surface
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Funny slogan gone fishing
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Funny slogan gone to lunch
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If ever I suffer from schizophrenia treat me first!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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In case of financial crisis pay me back first!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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In case of emergency save me first!
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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In case of emergency call my mom
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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In case of emergency rip of my shirt
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Enemys are like friends except they dont borrow money from you
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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You dont get to be me without making a few enemys
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I'm on twitterface
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The invisible man has spots
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Either speak up or get off the pottie
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I must be in Kansas!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Police property
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Made by my sister
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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They didn't notice my glass eye
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I wonder what's on T.V tonite?
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Made by child labour
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Made by the little hands of children
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Thinking!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Made my slave labour
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Pinch my bum if your happy
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Either shut up or get off the pottie
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Gone to Kansas
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Schizophrenia is a partnership based on trust
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Schizophrenia is based on trust
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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A contradiction in terms is cool
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I believe in random predictability
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Wisdom is Random
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Outside the box there is just another box!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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There is no room for snails in my lettuce
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Snails go grey too!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Snails can cut keys too!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Why are there no snails in the key cuting industry?
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Do snails go grey as they get older?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Where are all the old grey shelled snails living?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Don't fall out over alopecia
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I fell out with my mate over alopecia jokes
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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alopecia sissors are very blunt
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Rapunzel got alopecia
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Cow exchanged for magic beans
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I own the image rights to the invisible man
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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curiosity killed ignorance
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Stop digging once you've reached 6 foot
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I came I saw I went shopping
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I came I saw I swore
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Boasting Imminent
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Attention seeking antics imminent!
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Poems exchanged for big Mac
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Poems exchanged for jelly dougnut
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Poems exchanged for i-phone
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Self-respect exchanged for poems
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Old body exchanged for new
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Used lies for sale
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Used moments for sale
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Used dougnuts for sale
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Vintage ideas for sale
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Used votes for sale
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Rib repair kits for sale!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Error 999
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Error 911
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Error 666
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I think I'm being laughed at
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I think I'm being read
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Freedom is dangerous!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Thinking is dangerous!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Burn down a library save a forest
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Books are dangerous!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Books lead to dangerous ideas
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Too much thinking will make you go blind!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Too much thinking leads to dangerous ideas
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Too much thinking can lead to dangerous ideas
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Books lead to dangerous thoughts
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Thoughts are dangerous
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I not do understand!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Time is ticking away
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Humour is dead!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Yellow trumps blue
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I've rode the magic roundabout
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I can not be questioned
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I hate saddle sores!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Saddle Smellers have feelings too
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Saddle Smellers
Unite
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I can talk in clown language
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Cotton just as nature intended
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I make mistakes that can not be questioned
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I never make mistakes I'm just told the wrong things
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I make mistakes on purpose to show I'm human
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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200% cotton
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I saw a really funny t-shirt yesterday
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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It only depression that holds me together
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Stop stripping me naked with your eyes use your hands
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm stripping you naked with my eyes!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Stop stripping me naked with your eyes!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I slept with Raoul Moat's girlfriend
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Before they knew me the Beatles use to be a tribute band
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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It's only my mistakes that hold me together
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Travel broadens the mind it let you see just how right you are!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Travel broadens the mind it lets you see stupid countrys
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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It's not censorship
It's freedom silence
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Travel broadens the mind it lets you see how stupid people are
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I was once terrifyingly close to the sun
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I was once terrifyingly close to talking sense
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I was once terrifyingly close to being less than perfect
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I was once terrifyingly close to being wrong
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I've never been wrong but I was once very close
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Life is a gift everything else is stolen
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Ignorance in children is caused by a lack of T.V and traveling
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I've never been wrong but I've been close
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Love is an illusion caused by a lack of reality
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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The imagination is an illusion caused by a lack of reality
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of imagination
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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(green tee with the words) Iam a leaf
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I can not remember if i've had deja vu or not
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I once had deja vu
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I've only ever had deja vu once
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Ginger people have feelings as well
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I thought I went deaf when you stopped talking
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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!pleH
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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!off kcuf
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I've been to better places than this!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I can hear voices coming out of your mouth
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I can hear voices coming out of my radio
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Can you hear the voices too!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Cars parking on this tee will be clamped and towed away
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Slogans will be clamped and towed away
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Life is natures way of of saying welcome to the family
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Does anyone want to listen to my problems?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Do you know who are the leather hoopers?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I've been kicked out of better places than this
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Caviar
Champagne
Chocolate
Doughnuts
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Slogans are not permitted on this tee
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I don't think therefore I don't exist
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Death is natures way of saying hello
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Guantanamo Bay the acceptable face of Auschwitz
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Guantanamo Bay: Auschwitz
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Think while your still got a brain
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Hope while you can
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Iam a pretty young thing
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Iam one of the shiny people
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Iam the real thin thing
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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This is for all tomorrows partys
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This tee may harm your credibility
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This tee may harm your fashion sense
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Green At Heart
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Green People Green
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Tough Boy Tough
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hard Boy Hard
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Bad Girl Nice Girl Bad
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Badest Girl Bad
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Badest Boy Bad
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Bad Girl Bad
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Bad Boy Bad
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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This slogan may be harmful to your sense of humour
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Iam your speaking
chinese cracker
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Dig yourself to hell
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Iam having an out of my mind experience
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I am having an out of shirt experience
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I lost my (heart shape) to you
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If you want to see in 3D open your eyes!
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Can you keep a secret...so can I!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Why did the chicken cross the road?..to change the light bulb
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Where in mexico is Sat-Nav
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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If you can read this it means you've escaped
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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If you can read this it means I've escaped
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If you can read this your drunk
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If you can read this it's a stick up
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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If you can read this
Buy me a drink
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Sat Navaho: The lost tribe of America
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Native Amercians
use sat navahos
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Real women fart out loud!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Moon on a stick for sale
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Moon for Sale
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Iam not lost Iam just making new friends
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Iam LOST!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Real Men Knit!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Mistakes For Sale
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I can smell dead people...it's a terrible habit
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Iam so close I can see the hairs up your nose
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Your so close you can see the whites of my letters
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I am not wrong I just want to know how it feels
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Death is ok is small doses
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Never wrong for more than a week
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Forget the message and the message will forget you...
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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This message may be harmful to your computer
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Never wrong for long
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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...and they all lived happly ever after.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Missing you already..
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Coming your way very soon...
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Die in debt..die happy
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Better to die in debt than die being owed money
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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words are the waves on the sea of truth and distrust
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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words are the waves on the sea of truth
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Born free die in debt
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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You can learn alot from someones lies
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Feed the pigeons corn
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Feed The Pigeons They Are hungry
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Feed the pigeons
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Arbitrator of Music and styal
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Tax Inspector
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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The chicken never crossed the road he used the subway
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Serial killers have feelings as well
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Body by boys-u-like
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Body by girls-U-like
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Cuddles time is any time
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Bad people need cuddles too
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Serial killers need hugs too
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Blow bubbles not not trubbles
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Learn to lie before you learn to fly
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I like made up fiction the best
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Body by toys-u-like
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Losing is like winning but not as good
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Winning is like losing but better
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I don't believe in fiction anymore
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I said B.ITCH not RICH
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to catch up with the rubber chicken
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The platypus crossed the road to catch up with the chicken
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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The dinosaur crossed the road to get to the bus stop
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to make us laugh
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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The chicken crossed the road just for the laughs
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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The chicken crossed the road as a joke
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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The roast chicken crossed the road to get out of the heat
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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The chicken did not cross the road because I ate it
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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You are reading this before I wrote it
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to create a time paradox
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to avoid the spit roast
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to avoid his fans
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to ruffle a few feathers
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The chicken was egged on by his friends to cross the road
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to avoid the police stop
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The chicken crossed the road by mistake
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to get to the opera house
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to prove his critic wrong
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The chicken crosssed the road to prove to himself he could do it
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The chicken crossed the road for publicity
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Nominated for best nomination of the day
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Yellow is so yellow
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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American By Design
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Built In America
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Built In England
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Made from organically grown plastic
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I ve got a ticket to ride
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Yellow is a colour I like
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Choose the blues
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Choose Coffee
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Choose Tea
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Choose You
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Choose Money
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Choose Food
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Choose Freedom
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You do not choose freedom you fight for freedom
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Choose is freedom
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Phone back!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Words are cheap phone time isnt
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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With a stalker your never alone!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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It's all lies every word of it!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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It's all true every word of it!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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It's all true!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Never walk away from a problem get someone else to solve it!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Never ignor a problem hide it as quick as you can
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Never walk away from your responsibilites run as fast as you can
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Love is more offen deaf than blind
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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There is nothing wrong in feeling afraid..you coward
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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A friend in need is a friend you can do without
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Never walk alway from a problem just run as fast as you can
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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My predictions are so good they have already happened
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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My predictions are so good they haven't even happened yet
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Bitching has made me what I am today
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Iam from the outer zone
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Iam from out of your zone
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam a comfort lover
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam a comfort eater
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I wear my love on my shirt
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Lovers make it easy
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Iam an easy lover
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Self-loathing brings us all closer together
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Iam ambidextrous in one hand
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Expert on slogans
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Magic beans given for cow
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I like Canadians they make me laugh
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I like stupid people they make me laugh
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Ive just passed GO!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Dont pass go and dont collect $200
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I only lie about the truth
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I only lie when I dont know the truth
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I only lie when I need to hide the truth
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Iam the best liar in the world
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Iam in the top 92% for intelligence
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Contains no artificial inteligence or prejudices
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Contains no artificial inteligence or predictive texts
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Iam in the top 5 billion wealthiest people in the world
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Mobile cloth
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Almost nearly perfect
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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It's illegal
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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My favorite animals are cashcows Scapegoats and white elephants
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Medication is cool
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Iam on medication
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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The electric shock treament worked
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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My other girlfriend is blond
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I not a tramp
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Teenagers are just old foke in the making
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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My favorite animals are cash cows and scape goats
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Life is all down hill for skiers
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Life is all down hill for a skier
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Iam a case sensitive lover
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Iam case sensitive
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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The love train has been canceled due to lack of bookings
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Contains no artificial colourings or preservatives
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Contents: Snips and snails and puppy dog tails
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Contents: Suger & spice and all things nice
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Contains Love
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I can cross the road on my own now
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Contains no artificial ingredients or
preservatives
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Love is so vogue
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Life is so vogue
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam so vogue
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I am a franchise
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Stupidity is a franchise
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The truth is a franchise
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The world is a franchise
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Governments are bio degradable
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Opinons are bio degradable
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Breaking the law is illegal
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Insanity is just an attitude problem
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Insanity is just an attitude
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Yeserday never comes
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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It takes time to make up the turth
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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It is illegal to break the law
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Iam bio degradable
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I remind you of someone I once saw
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I remind me of someone you once saw
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Speak up I cant hear you
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Words of Wisdom
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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More that just words
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Turn That Loud Music Down
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ban Music
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Music will save your soul
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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To love the music you must first open your eyes
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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To see the light you must first open your eyes
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I love what you hate
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I like what you hate
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I like BAD music
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Music all over the world
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Music makes the sun shine stronger
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Music will stop globle warming
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Music will help the trees grow
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Music will save the planet
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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STOP: Bad music ahead
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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It is against the law to play bad music in this zone
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Beware:
forged rain cheques
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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No hopes no disappointments
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Who had the bright idea to invent a light bulb
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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One mans mistake is another mans promotion
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My problems are now your problems
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Welcome to my problems
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I will be good
Iwill be good
I will be good
I will be good
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Cats are no less liquid than their shadow
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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The cheque is in the post
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Payment in the post
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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No Tips Required
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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No Direction Out
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not a number I'm a 3 man!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Born Free Think Free Die Free
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Property of the USA Government
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Property of Her Majesty The Queen
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Property of the owner
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Property Of The Mentel Health Unit
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Whats the time?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I think therefore I am..therefore idiots don't exist
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Make me a sandwitch
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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LAUGH!!!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I dont like humour
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Jokes are cheap
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Why do stupid people ask such stupid questions?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I hate people who just moan and complain
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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A true pessimist believes he's wrong
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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A true pessimist believes optimists are right
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I beat Stevie Wonder at I-Spy
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Only give in if you feel like it
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Lazy people stalk in their dreams
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Staring is eye stalking
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Quiting is energy efficient
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Giving up take less energy that carrying on
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I beat Steven Hawking at sissor,paper,rock
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Steven hawking beat me at blinking
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Quiting takes staying power
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Never give up unless you dont feel like it
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Never give up quiting
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I beat Steven Hawking at charades
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I beat Steven Hawking at twister
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I beat Steven Hawking at tennis
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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A true pessimist believes the after life is in Canada
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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A true pessimist believes the earth is on a steep slope
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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A ture pessimist would drink the empty half of the glass
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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You can only get a return ticket to happiness
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Your all DOOMED!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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No complaints accepted from: Sun-Sat 12am-12am
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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All predictions must be paid for in advance
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Last week was the deadline for all complaints
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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All complaints must be made tomorrow
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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All complaints must be made yesderday
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Complaints Depot
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Think Love..Hear Music
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Absolutely NO!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt is made from 100% heartstrings
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Set the Sea-Monkey inside you free!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Dont waste your vote!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This is a Ming shirt
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I own a Ming the Merciless vase
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Ming the Merciless
is a friend of mine
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Made from seashells
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Made from heartstrings
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Free sea-monkey inside
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Lets dance together
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Would you care for this dance?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Too young to be smart too old to be crazy
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Too young to be fat too old to be thin
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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frog is the new chair
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Big is the new small
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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rich is the new poor
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Fat is the new fater
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Imagine a world with no imagination
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Imagine a world without paper clips
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I world without herbs is a world I dont want to live in!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Something is missing!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Imagine a world without herbs~something is missing
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Infallibility is a mistake
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Tell me when to stop
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You have just won a prize!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Done Off!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Done It!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Money is just shoes waiting to happen
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Doughnuts are just fat waiting to happen
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Mistakes are just ideas waiting to happen
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Love is just pain waiting to happen
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Ideas are just mistakes waiting to happen
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Plans are just accidents waiting to happen
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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DONT HELP!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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125+201+300+41=666
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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.:.. :. ::: ..:. ::: .:...(:.: )?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This is written in coloured braille
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I speak your weight
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Sad is just happy misspelt
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Happy is just sad misspelt
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Success is just failure spelt wrong
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I know nothing about mysterys
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I need a box to tick!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Life is a multi-choice questionnaire without a pen
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Life is compulsory
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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choice is compulsory
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Failure is an option on a multi-choice questionnaire
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Failure is just success spelt wrong
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Mistakes are caused by other people not understanding my needs
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Mistakes are misundersood
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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My mistakes are other peoples errors
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Throught is abstract design
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Goolge Goolge on my desk tell who really is known the best
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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This shirt is made from scapegoat fibers
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Who keeps feeding my scapegoat?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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The bigger the mistake the bigger the profits to clear it up!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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One mans mistake is another mans answer
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Absolute dreamers
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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So the dreamer dies
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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F*** off of course I dont have tourettes
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I swear I dont have tourettes
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I blame the grandparents
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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This is not a mistake
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This is not a reprint
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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This is written in idiots ink
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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This is not a shirt
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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This is written in invisible ink
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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This is written in braille
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Children are the problems of the future
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Iam a re-born virgin
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I keep all my problem in a little glass jar next to my bed
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Iam an untrained heart surgeon
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I keep all my money in a little glass jar
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Expiry Date Exceeded
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Iam an untrained millionaire
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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My hand aint listening to your hand
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Iam an untrained nuclear physicist
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Two of my friends played snap with tarot cards they both died
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a bad lier
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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CAUTION: teenagers ahead
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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CAUTION: girls ahead
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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CAUTION: scary situation ahead
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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CAUTION: it's me!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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CAUTION: stalker ahead
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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CAUTION: police ahead
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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CAUTION: food ahead
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Iam on foot
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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CAUTION: road ahead
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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CAUTION: caution
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Designed by computer,Built by robot, loved by all
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Made in Heavan
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Words make me lie!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I once knew a man who was completely anonymous
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Mr Anonymous has written a lot of poems
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Anonymous who?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If it wasnt for words my English would be perfect
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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CAUTION: people around
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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CAUTION: Long Load
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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CAUTION: caution sign ahead
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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CAUTION: wet t-shirt
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Potatoes are the children of pumpkins
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Onions are girl gerkins
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Onions are just shy gerkins
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The meek shall inherit all the spam in the world
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Show me your I.D
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Spam is the devils candy
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Intorverts are just shy extorverts
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Stalkers are just shy murderers
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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A stalker is just a procrastinating murderer
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The meek shall inherit vouchers
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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The meek shall inherit the moon
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Say it with words and commers
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Reailty always get in the way of a good idea
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Throughts always get in the way of good ideas
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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When did procrastination start?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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What does the word anonymous mean?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I never met an anonymous peeson.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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my procrastination knows no begining
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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When the truth is told it will be a screct
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Save me from the things I want
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Lakes are just rivers all curled up.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Words always get in the way of what you want to say
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Give up smoking ..put out the fire!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I want to find out more about anonymous people!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Who are these anonymous people everyone talks about?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Comics!..dont make me laugh
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Iam more colourful than a box of crayons
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Giving up smoking is easy I've done it loads of times
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Scratch away panel to see if your a winner!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I look just like my twin
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I keep all my good ideas inside a giant gherkin
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I keep all my good ideas in my chocolate bird cage
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I keep all my good ideas in my fig dish
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Only dogs can hear my music
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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My music has no words or sounds it's called "silence"
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Think beyond the doughnut
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Don't Scratch My Body
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hide This Slogan
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Empty Space Needed to Store All My good Ideas In
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Don't scratch the records!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Questioning?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Questions are for asking
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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It's easy if you know the anwsers
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Temporary out of service
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Yellow is my favorite colour
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Pink Is My Favorite Colour
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Iam such a dandy Lion
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I wear my liver on my chest
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Everyone steals my ideas
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I fall down staircases in slow motion
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Diarrhea run through the family
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Pull my big toe!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Pull The Finger!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I know your there I can hear you calling the police
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I know your there I can hear you eating sweets
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I know your there I can hear you counting your money
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I know you there I can hear you knitting
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I get really irratated by lound screams for help
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I know your there I can hear you screaming
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I know your there I can hear you snoring
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I know your there I can hear you breathing
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I think in slow motion
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Maybe Iam indecisive maybe Iam not
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Iam 100% certain it might happen..perhaps
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I chase people in slow motion
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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People chase me in slow motion
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Secret Spying Shirt
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Spying Shirt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I left my car keys indoors
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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To make bread from scratch you must first create the universe
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Inside every apple theres an orange trying to get out
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Inside every ring doughnut theres a policeman trying to get out
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Firday is a poor mans saturday
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Close your eyes and I will become invisible
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Inside every lawyer theres a decent human being trying to get out
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Inside every decent human being theres a lawyer trying to get out
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Inside every policemen theres a ring doughnut trying to get out
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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If you can't read this it needs washing
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Inside every CNN man there's a BBC reporter trying to get out
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Inside every Canadian there's an american trying to get out
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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A lie is a pardox
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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If you can read this it doesnt need washing!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I belong to the international glitterball collective
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I always carry an emergency glitterball
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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All police officers in belgium carry an emergency glitterball
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If you feed a doughnut to a donkey it goes blind in its left eye
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Inside Iam all blood veins and arteries
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Workmen must whistle or they will explode!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Choice should be compulsory!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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In tea we trust
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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In coffee we trust
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If you feed a donkey a doughnut it will go blind in its left eye!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Strength through ignorance
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Ignorance is soft and fluffy
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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CopyRight TradeMark
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Love is our fashion
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Reading turns me on!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Ignorance is the new enlightenment
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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MusicShine
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Music is my faith
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Big Number!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The love of music is the root of all happiness
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I like the devils music
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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In slogans we trust
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Music is our fashion
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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In money
we trust
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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In the computer we trust
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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In love we trust
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Trust him Iam a schizophrenic
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Trust him Iam a schizophrenic
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Dentists are tooth seekers
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Trust me Iam a dentist I always tell the tooth!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Trust me Iam God!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Serial killers pay taxes too!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Trust me Iam a dentist
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Don't be scared be reluctant
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Would you like a sweet?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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trust me Im a christian
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Give ginger people the vote!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Iam a soldier in the price war
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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We need a price war!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Ginger children need a good home too!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Ginger children need a good home too!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Ginger children need a good home too!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Use your imagination...switch the lights on!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Please ignore the vib
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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War is bad for your conscience
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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War is profitable
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The voices inside my head are using canned laughter to torment me
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I can hear canned laughter inside my head!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I want canned laughter at my funeral
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Canned laughter is more important than coffin bearers
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Canned laughter for sale!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Life should have canned laughter
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Laughter is so irritating
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Cry and the world laughs with you!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Tragedy makes a good film
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Cry and the world will laugh with you!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Try leading a thirsty horse to water!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My pet rock keeps leaving sand on the carpet!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If the ends justified the means the human race would be dead!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Its an intellectual kind of stupid!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Its a silly kind of stupid!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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The ends justify the means not the long term consequences
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If the ends justified the means theft would be legal!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If the ends justified the means we'd use teenagers for firewood
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Its a wonderful kind of stupid!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If the ends justified the means we would be eating baby burgers
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Drive a mile in someone elses car
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Do you want to see my molecular structure
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Now I know why people cry
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Now I know why humans cry
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Please do not fart or smoke as explosion can cause serious injury
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Iam a self-help book thrill seeker!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Good time hunter
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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$hit can offend
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Havent we been here before?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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BANKERS (writen in POO!)
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Dont forget to wash your hands (written in POO!)
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Iam not mad (written in POO!)
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You dont have to be mad to work here but it helps(written in poo)
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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DAJA VU: Purfume for dead people
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Orange is all the rage
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Daja Vu is making a come back!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Daja Vu has had its day
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Confused is to be certain you dont know what yourve done wrong
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Vagueness means that you are not sure what it is you dont know
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Confussion means to misunderstand or accept some or all of it
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The worst kind of hypocrite is a lier who tells the truth!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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The worst kind of lier is the one that doesnt tell the truth!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The bain is made out of billions of tiny little monkey socks
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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What is good for the speices may not be good for the individual
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Bring me food and drink!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I Hate Stupid Slogans!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Alcohol brings people together
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Alcohol saved my marriage!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Alcohol saved my life!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Your only old when your dead
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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If your alive your young
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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When nothing but the truth is left your in big trouble
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The brain is made out of billions of tiny tiny odd socks
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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A lie is just the truth wearing an ill fitting suit
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Look beyond the truth
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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The U.S.A was grown from magic beans
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Computers are controled by magic beans
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Last one out turns the lights off
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Scratch beneath the surface and you'll find a new surface
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The brain is made out of billions of cazy little monkeys
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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A lack of money is the root of all evil
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Scratch beneath the surface and you'll get a repair bill
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Scratch beneath the surface and you'll get a repair bill
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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My face is naked!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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One day chesse will rule the world
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Dont look at the world through alcohol filled glasses
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Tickle my tummy
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Exclamation scratch!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Impovement is imminent!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Fade to Grey
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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What a story!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Cynicism is imminent
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Movement is imminent
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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What time is love?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Iam fading away
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Save Me Now
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You need the right questions before you seek the answers
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Wisdom is the art of cynicism
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Wisdom is the art of knowing what to unlearn
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Leaning is the art of knowing what to forget
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I eat clown meat
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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One dead clown is worth two on the ground
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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One dead clown is worth two on the street
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Clowns are our ancestors
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Iam on the next rung of the evclutionary step ladder
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Clowns are the next rung on the evolutionary ladder
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Where there is magic there is injustice
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Never walk pass injustice...RUN!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Never call me onion ears!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Where there is no justice there is no onion rings
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Mustard for him grey for her
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I believe in magic beans
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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The sun is flat
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I believe in pyramid banking
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Where there is no justice there are no ring doughnuts
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I believe in peace through never ending war
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I believe in the magic piggy bank
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I disbelieve
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Do words exist?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The earth is spiral shaped
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The Earth is Flat and we are Round
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Wizard of Oz for President
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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At the end of all our dreams is a holographic projector
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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At the end of the rainbow is a holographic projector
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I am Forever
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Save the earth in a giant piggy bank
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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If nothing exists who do we tell?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Does this shirt exist?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Do questions exist?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Does philosophy exist?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's to late to Rock 'n' Roll
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Silence of the i-pods
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I cant see the back of my head!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Kiss my i-pod
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Lick my lolly
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Kiss my ashtray
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Silence of the voters
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Her name is tomorrow!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Can you pass the acid test
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Take a trip
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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In space no one can hear your i-pod
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I tripped over a dream today
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Silence of the mind
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Noises of the lambs
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Silence of the Ipods
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Why?...Why not?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Let silance hide your stupidity
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Let silance hide your genus
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Who hid the pies?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Who hid the anwsers?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Never let imagenation out of your sight
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Being wrong requires imagenation
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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People who are never wrong lack imagenation
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My questions are better than my anwsers
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I may not know the anwser but at least I know the question
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Is thinking the same as riding a donkey?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Is thinking the same as spelling?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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How confident can we be that there are no certainties
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I think I think therefore I cant be certain that I exist
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I lie therefore I am
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Best before mornning
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Best before 2011
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Best before 2009
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Breathe in Breathe out
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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No Parking - expect on weekends
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Everyone is paraniod except for me
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Best at room temperature
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I carry shield of ignorance and the sword of lies
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Beauty is only lens deep
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Beauty is only cotton deep
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Beauty is only cotton deep
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Exceptional people are nothing special
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Exceptional people are O.K
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Never eat red snow
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I know alot about ignorance
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I've got a black belt in knitting
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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When the going gets tough the tough get knitting
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Reading Vs Doughnuts
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Never eat snow with a yellow face on it
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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If you can't buy happiness drink a lot
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If you can't buy happiness ask for your money back
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Faceshirt
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Sign on the dotted line ........................
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Sign my shirt
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I can not agree to the legal terms
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I can hear blueberrys in my head
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Burn a president save a continent
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My hearing is so good I can hear the voices inside my head
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Do I have big ears?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Shirts have ears
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Press to activate
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Beware of the Dog inside my wallet
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is running for President
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Anymore questions?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Laziness saves energy
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Cynics are liers
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Laziness is the smart mans dumb
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Laziness is the dumb mans smart
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It's take more energy to be clever than it does to be stupid
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I will always trust a cynical person
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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It's takes too much energy to be lazy
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I've never had an argument and if you say I have your a dumb lier
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I have complete faith in cynicism
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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It's green to be lazy
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I haven't got the energy to be lazy
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Iam a loan shark borrower
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Weedboc
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Wibbly Wobbly Web
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I believe in cyicism
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I don't turst cynics
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Lies have to be believed before they become lies
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Wibbly Wobbly World
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Tick-tock Tick-tock
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Tick-tock Tick-tock
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Ask no questions hear no lies
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Ask no questions hear no lies
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Pears sink Apple float
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Why existence?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Why do questions exist?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Apples float
Pears sink
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Meet you at the clock
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Meeting canceled
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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GESTALT MY FRIEND
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Not be a tourist be the village idiot instead
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'd rather be a tourist than a local
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If your not a local you must be a tourist
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If you can't find the subject index just walk away
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I belong to the pillow fight club
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Just say no to pillow fighting
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This is a contest winner
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Iam not old Iam just retro
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Why does philosophy exist?
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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The voices inside my head cheat at poker
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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The voices inside my head voted republican
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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The voices inside my head are just so pessimistic
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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My dog thinks Iam a giant tin opener
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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The voices inside my head are snoring
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I hate philosophy but thats life
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Be like a rock in the wind
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The voices in my head think Iam mad
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Please don't ask me to be a kidney donor as i hardly know you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I hate being a pessimist but that's life
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Please do not make me smile or laugh as I am a pessimist
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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A small addministration fee will be charged for silly questions
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Please do not ask me for a kidney as refusal offen offends
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If at first you succeed just keep on trying
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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If at first you succeed you was just lucky
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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If your tied of life try a doughnut
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If your tied of technological advancement your tied of life
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Your more than just a good friend you borrow me money
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I tried ti seize the day but there was something good on the T.V
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I ttied to seize the day but whent shopping instead
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Your more that just a friend your entertainment
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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This is my new address
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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When there's a lull in the conversation talk about paper
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Are there lulls in your conversation....
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Local dogs for local people
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Local pavements for local people
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Pavements..their great!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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In Pavements we Trust
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This is the last word
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Conversation is the art of saying more than you know
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Conversation is the art of saying less than the listener thinks
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Local slogans for local people
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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In Doughnuts we Trust
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Please not read this, it is only for local people
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I wish I was back in Kansas
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Iam very self-conscious
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Iam sleep walking
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This is very funny
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't take this seriously
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Save energy use mints for heating
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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God only speaks in English!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Iam counting unhatched eggs
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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How do babys learn to talk if their mothers don't speak English?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Why doesn't everyone speak English?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Faucet is a stupid way of saying TAP!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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It's raining in the real world
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Never underestimate the power of vinegar
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Never underestimate the power of DEBT
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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It's never too late to say a told you so
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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It's far too early too admit I was right all along
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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It\'s never too late to admit you made a mistake
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam never wrong I just use different words to say the same thing
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If I've said it once I've said it once
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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You can never be too gratuitous
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Use less gratuitousness
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Look at food with your little eyes not your big eyes
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I don't believe in the gratuitous use of words
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't read too much into these words
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Think with your big head not your little head
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Never underestimate the power of the word NO
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Were's my taxi!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Never underestimate the power of the word WHATEVER
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Your talking bull-product
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Never underestimate the power of the word INTERESTING
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I will smile for food
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Remember smiles cost nothing so stop being cheap
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Remember without your mistakes there would be no rich people
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's only my mistakes that give me something to talk about
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Your mistakes make me look good
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Please read this as standing next to you makes me look good
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Mistakes are part of being human like lying cheating and thieving
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Only computers make mistakes
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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never underestimate the power of the word MAYBE
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Like is a cheap version of love
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Like is a cheap version of love
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Never underestimate the predictablility of stupidity
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Dry T-shirt contest just blow
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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One day all books will turn into coal!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Wood is murder!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Whose the odd one out?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I only pretend to like you
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I only pretend to tell the truth
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Three blind mice hired by Timex
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Magic beans exchanged for cow
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Ignorance is the best defence against lies
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I only pretend to lie
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I ate a doughnut that looked and tasted like a piece of spam!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I've never visted Ignorance
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Ignorance tastes like spam
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I never tell lies I just pretend to tell the turth
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I only make brilliant matakes!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Beauty is a conceptual illusion
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This is a conceptual illusion
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My illusions are real!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Mistakes are just an illusion
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Inteligence is a conceptual illusion
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Freedom costs!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Can I rearrange your megapixels
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I don't make mistakes Iam just given bad advice!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I choose to look like this!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I only make inteligent mistakes
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Helpline_________
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Hiding my talent
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am free not cheap
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I am not a number I am a free man
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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GreenFreedom
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I value freedom more that peace
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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State of Independence
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Altered State of Consciousness
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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In the dark Iam fashionable
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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In the dark I can see nothing
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I eat mistakes for breakfast
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Mistakes never die!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Sounds like teenage music
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Sounds so good Sounds like music
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Music is so sounding
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Chrismas is a time for eating
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I always count my money in the dark
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Today it's a mistake tomorrow it's the anwser
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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A mistake is a solution in the waiting
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It's only a mistake when someone notices it
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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In the dark everything is tidy
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Da je vue is so passe
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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It's a thin line between da ja vue and plagiarism
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Plagiarism was my original idea
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Light I can use
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's later than you might think
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Hate is cheap love is priceless
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Lies are useful but the turth is priceless
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Progress is good but the earth is priceless
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Money is good but happiness is priceless
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Sex is good but love is priceless
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Talk is good but gossip is priceless
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Credit cards are forever!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I can't see the light at the end of my credit card!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I can see the light at the end of my wallet!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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My shopping bag is full!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Death is overated
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Don't forget to eat your greens so you can stay nice and lean
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Iam looking though the eyes of love
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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To young to vote To old to care
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Do you have a letter for me
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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To spend or not to spend that is the question
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You are entering my personal space
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Print This..
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to your eyes
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't be a slave to food
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Don't be a slave to your warts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to life
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to your fears
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Don't be a slave to chocolate
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to coffee
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to your shoes
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to slogans
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't be a slave to reality
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I don't know where some people get their informatiom from!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I sometimes stalk myself if Iam in a bad mood
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam a self-empoyed stalker
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If you can't buy happiness try renting
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Your paranoid!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Lets talk about paranoid people behind their backs
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Paranoid people are just asking for trouble
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I have exceeded my worst fears
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I have exceeded minimum expectations
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Iam hands free
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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So near and yet so close
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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So near and yet so far!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Could you scratch my back please?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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NEARER!!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You have exceeded my wildest fears
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Always breath in before you exhale
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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One day technology will catch up to me
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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One day a man will walk on the moon!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I keep my feet firmly on the ground and my head in the clouds
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I bring my body where ever I go
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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It's not the end until I say so
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Illness is bad for your health
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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What's the interest rate on borrowed time?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Why doesn't old age come at a good time?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Old age comes at an inconveniant time
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Death comes at a bad time
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Old age comes at the worst possible time
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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If it's fixed try and break it
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If it's not broke fix it otherwise you wont get paid
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If it's not broke try and fix it anyway
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If it's not broke try and make it better
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Chess, it's a game of two halves
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This is a fake Wal-Mart shirt
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I can speak the language of money: Iam broke!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Warning!!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Fire EXIT!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You should only speak with your togue
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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People should never speak in generalizations
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Behind every great man there's a nagging woman
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Behind every great man there's a grasping woman!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Behind every great man there's a woman doing the ironing
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I've never seen Popeye and Obama in the same room!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Generalizations are always ture
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Generalizations are never ture
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I knew him long before he was my father
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I built the house my father was born in
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I put the "oops" in woops
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I put the "X" in sex
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I put the "ill" in killer
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I put the "nut" in doughnut
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I put the "do" in doughnut
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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History has had it's time
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Making predictions is a thing of the past
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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There's no future in making pretictions
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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There's no future in making pretictions
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I got divorced on facebook
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Facebook is on fire!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I read on twitter that facebook is on Wikipedia
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Wikipedia is on Facebook
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Wikipedia says Elvis is dead
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Elvis was the first man to walk on the moon
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I will predict the future...soon
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I can predict what happened yesterday
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I can predict history
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Tomorrow I will predict the future
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The internet will save the planet
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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There is no Internet
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Wikipedia says there is no santa claus
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Wikipedia says O.J spimson was innocent
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Wikipedia says Jack the Ripper shot Kennedy
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Wikipedia say Elvis is still alive
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Wikipedia say there is no God
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Iam a great person ask anyone who's never met me
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Obama is michael Jacksons love child
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Laziness will save our planet
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Never judge a book by it's contents
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Think less and be more energy efficient
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Never judge a man by his webbed feet
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Woman are not shallow they just spread out their talents evenly
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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never judge a woman by her stupidity
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Over simlification will solve all problems
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Never judge a man by the number of ears hanging from his neck
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Overreacting is the worst thing in the whole universe
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Don't judge politicians by their lies but by their deeds
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Never judge an orange by it's apeel
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Never judge a woman by her intelligence
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Generalization never hurt anyone
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Reading too much into the facts could destroy the planet
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Over simplification
is the root of all evil
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Philosophy: Answers on the back page
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Never judge a man by the number of dead bodys in his freezer
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Philosophy: Are the answer on the back page?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Philosophy: what's that about?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Don't save the planet there's no profit in it
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Only stupid morons insult people
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Quitting show your not as dumb as you look
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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It's never right to generalize
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Don't judge a man by the wars he has started
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Don't judge a man by the number of World Wars he has started
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Why are paranoid people persecuted
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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People think Iam paranoid
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I think Iam paranoid
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Iam sure Iam not paranoid
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Generalizing show you know what people are thinking
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I don't talk too much I just like giving the gift of listening
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Quitting just shows your one step ahead of everyone
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I never generalize
because I know everyone wouldn't like it
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Tweet-tweet-tweet
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I don't talk too much Iam just saving on pens
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Iam not lazy Iam just energy efficient
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Image rights for sale
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Iam the President
of the Moon
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Iam the President
of the Moon
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Quitting shows your realistic
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Don't judge a man by the number of people he has murdered
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Please do not interrupt me when Iam talking to myself
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Why lego bricks? why not tiny weeny real bricks?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Burn lego bricks and save the planet
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Without winners there can be no losers
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Iam on a budget
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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There is only one choice the choice to make your own choice
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Choice is the only choice
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Think outside your cot
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I never generalize because all people are different
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I never generalize I just lie
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Iam not late your early
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Charity begins with yourself
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Thy shall not kill the earth
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Iam not mad Iam free
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Ian not going insane Iam getting free
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Thu shall not lie to
thyself
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Thu shall not kill the Earth
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Charity begins in the mind
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Don't talk to stokes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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There was no letters in my tomato soup
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Letters are the root of all spelling mistakes
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Iam being stalked by a statue!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I follow statues when Iam bored
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I stalk statues!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Stalking statues is lazy
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Emo's couldn't stalk a statue
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I once had a dog called melancholy
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Now wash your hands!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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The end is getting nearer
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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There would be less crimes if we had no laws
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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You should use irony on a long fairway
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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There has been a 8.25 per cent increase in statistics
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Statistics are on the increase
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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There would be less crime if we had no statistics
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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The french have a word for enterprise
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Georaphy will always have its place in the world
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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It takes time to make history
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Ironing Instructions: wear for as long as possible
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Washing Instructions: turn it inside out
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Do you know Willy Wobblestick?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You don't have a refection
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You don't have a shadow
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I don't have a refection
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Ban banning!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Carbon foot print free guns!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Ban dragon hunting!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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History takes time to make
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Don't cry on Tuesday
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Communism now works at McDonalds
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Prisons should have a 50% quota system for women
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Prisons should have a 50% quota system for women
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Prisons should have a quota system
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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There would be fewer peolpe in prison if we had no police
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Lets all sing a happy song
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Iam Legal!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Use long words if you don't want people to know what your saying
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Innocent people should be given shorter sentences if found guilty
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If everyone was put in prison there would be no more crime
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Since reading this your've grown older!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This is the heaviest
I've ever been
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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This is the longest I've been away from home
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Never trust a person who abbreviates their name
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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They call me Mr Eponymous
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I can speck in tongues
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If everyone wore flip-flops there would be no more wars!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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God invented flip-flops
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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God invented the Internet!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Happieness is finding an extra cherry on your cupcake
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Ban Pickles Now!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Iam Invisible!!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Ban invisible ink
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I love your molecular structure
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Never lend money to a hand puppet with strings
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Fogs are tiny bow legged martians
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Never lend money to a puppet without strings
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Profit is the mother of invention
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Profit is the mother of invention
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Irratabililty is the mother of invention
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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boredom is the mother of invention
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I would never be without my emergency rib repair kit
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Choose your ememies before they choose you
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Never trust a country which abbreviates it's name
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Don't buy chrildren cigarettes let them buy their own!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Why shouldn't a ginger man become President?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Help find ginger children a good home!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I don't trust someone who trust me!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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153% of people can't count
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I was miserable until I started to lie
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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137% of people lie
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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A lie a day keeps the truth away
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I was miserable unitil I brought this shirt
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I was happy until I brought this shirt
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Contains fruitnuts
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Talk before you think it's easier
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Anonymous people stick out like a sore thumb!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I always notice anonymous people
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I was famous before I was anonymous
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I used to be extremely famous
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I was anonymous
before I wore this shirt
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I've never met an anonymous person
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I used to be anonymous
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I used to be very famous
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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What is outside the box!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Inteligents is a sign of immurturity
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Inteligents is a sign of stupidity
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Uglyness is a sign of inteligents
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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65 Characters remain for yout slogan!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Do you know who I am!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Let Me In Now!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Point Me TO The Party
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The Party Is Here!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Opening Soon!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Plots for sale
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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New Owners
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Developement Ongoing
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Fashion Suggestions Welcomed
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Suggestions Welcomed
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Please go to new address
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Replace Cover
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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There should be a maxium age for stupidity
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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There should be a minium age for stupidity
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Don't eat your feet!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I can smell dead feet
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I see people all around me
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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So much time so few good ideas
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you shoud hear a scream that will be me!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I don't like beetroot!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I like onions
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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What does chicken taste like!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Genetically altered mashmellows taste like chicken!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I like genetically altered fools!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Dolphins taste like chicken
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Dolphins are evil!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Dolls are evil!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I like genetically altered music
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Genetically altered vote
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Genetically altered opinon
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Your...nice
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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My box is a square!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Iam a genetically altered sicentist
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Iam knees and toes above you!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Iam knees and toes above you!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I think outside a genetically altered box!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Genetically altered shirt
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This is a genetically alter shirt
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Conform and be free!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Talk to the heart
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Conform now!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Tick the box die in the box
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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OBEY ORDERS!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I don't tick boxes I put crosses in them!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I've been thinging about that box
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I don't think outside the box I just use my imagination!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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There's a monster outside the box!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I've been thinking what's outside the box?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I tick boxes for fun!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Can I tick your box?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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My box is bigger than your box
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Think outside the tick!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Don't tick the box open the box
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If I think outside the box do I still have to tick it!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Kiss my box!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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lick you later
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Kiss you later
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Don't wast time ticking boxes
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Tick off!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Tick outside the box!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You tick my boxes
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I live in a box!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I don't think outside the box I keep my doughnuts in one!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I don't tick boxes!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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That's so supercalifragi
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Happiness has taught me the most
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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There's a hole in my shoe
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My doughnut has rainbows in it!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The sky has turned green!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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It's a draw!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My problems are bigger than your problems
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My planet's better then your planet
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Hatred has no deminion
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The mind has no address
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The mind is an unknown region of the brain
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Love is not opptional
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Thinking is not opptional
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Love is inescapable
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Defeat is inevitable
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Victory is inevitable!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Defiance is inevitable
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Pixelation is inevitable
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Say it with a banker's cheque
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Say it with chocolate
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I love velcro money!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Velcro is the devil's pupic hair!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Say it with pixels
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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A flower is worth a 1000 pixels
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Consider the pixel
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Iam a self-taught safety expert
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Iam a leaner
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Now is not the time!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This is after the break-up
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I bring the happiness with me
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Turn the page over!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Iam a self-taught expert
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Expect regional variations
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Iam not insane but Iam willing to learn
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Some of my best friends are made of pixels
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Iam not rich but Iam willing to learn
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't tell anyone you saw me!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Don't tell anyone you saw me!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I like digital people
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I always bring the WOW! factor with me
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I bring this shirt where ever I go!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I just can't get rid of this stupid shirt!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This is before the party!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This is after the party!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Self-Assembled
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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This is my spam
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Hobbys are for Hobbits
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If I knew now what I knew then I wouldn't know more than I do now
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If I knew now what I knew than I'd be confussed
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If I knew now what I knew then I'd be none the wiser
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Marry an oak and have a tree in the family!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Marry an oak and have a family tree!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I talk therefore I lie!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Thinking can lead to a paradox
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I wish it was Saturday!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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83% of dead people are on a diet
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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67% of dead people suffer from stiff joints!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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97% of dead people fiddle their tax
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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137% of people exaggerate
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I own a drive throu down a dead end street
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Secret are o.k so long as we know what they are
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Voting is a government conspiracy to get them into power!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Voting is a government conspiracy to get them into power!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Conspiracy theories are made up by the government
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Cycicism is just another conspiracy theory
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I own an employment agency down a dead end street
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Iam an accident waiting to be unnecessary
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I read history like there's no tomorrow
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Iam an accident waiting to be art
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Iam a paradox waiting to be misunderstood
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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A paradox makes perfect sense
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Apparently paradox is spelt with a Z
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Iam never certain were I stand with a paradox
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Laugher is the best form of sarcasm
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Death kills all known enemys
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Death kill all known germs
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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9 out of 10 people die of death!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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9 out of 10 dead people prefer cheese
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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9 out of 10 dead people perfer cheese
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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BIG PRINT!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Due to bad weather it's raining
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Iam normal!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Me sarcastic!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I never run away from danger I just freeze
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I have a degree in angles
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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A prozac a day keeps the blues away
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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A paradox would be a contradition if it was ture!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Never walk by when someboby needs your help..RUN!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Never walk by when you see someone needs your help..RUN!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Never run away from danger just crawl off when nobody's watching
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Deep thought kills brain cells!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Coffee releases the beast in you!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Washing and ironing can ruin your cloths
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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A paradox a day keeps the irony away
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Transport not inculded
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I scream you scream we all cream!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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You will be deleted!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Due to a lack of intelligence this slogan has been deleted
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Due to lack of interest apathy has been cancaled
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Due to lack of interest this slogan has been canceled
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Never listen to a brass band unaccompanied
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Due to lack of interest tomorrow has been canceled!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Pay your tax HERE!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Pay your taxes HERE!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Give me clown doughnuts
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Give me doughnuts!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Free Doughnuts Here!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Who are you!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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You don't have to know how a trick is done to know it's not magic
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I can't work with amateures!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Eat doughnuts not emergency ponchos!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Why do people stare with their eyes?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I can hear voices coming out of my T.V
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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When I close my eyes I keep bumping into things
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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When I close my eyes I can't reconize anyone!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Uglyness is at the back of the retina
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Does forgett have one T or two?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I can't remember forgeting a single thing
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I can remember everything I've ever forgotten!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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When it gets dark everything starts to disappear!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I've forgotten your name!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Beauty is at the back of the retina
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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How do you get out of here!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Eating peole is bar-b-baric
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Eat doughnuts not people!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Print more money!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Have you considered buying insurance
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Be senable
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Ware sensble shoes
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Eat senably
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Take a mind trip study geograhpy
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Take a journey of the mind study geography
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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It's snowing!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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RAIN!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Your on FIRE!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Iam not an attention seeker!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Could you speak louder please!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I can eat and talk at the same time!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Turn the music UP!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Accountancy is a very taxing job
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Don't park on the yellow brick road!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Origami V Papier mache..who would WIN!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I kept pushing outside the evelope but got stuck on the gum!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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keep pushing outside the e-mail!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I thought outside the box and got caught in the rain!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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It's a lie about brail mirrors
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Could you see your advert here?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I opened up my mind and everything fell out!
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I shot bambi's mother!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Iam a doughnut stalker!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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STARDOLLARS
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Stardollars coffee
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I've been a bad boy!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Iam being stalked by the mashmellow king!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Iam being stalked by myself!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Iam being stalked by my shadow!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'am being stalked by a celebrity!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My stalker got losted!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Follow Stalkers home
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I followed a Stalker home
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Stalkers have feelings as well
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Look into my fibers!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's hard being a shirt
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Why believe when you can know
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Success is the revenge of the great
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Don't get even get ahead!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't get even get revenge!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Cover yourself up!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I suffer from green rage!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Hate is justice denied
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I don't believe your real!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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You don't need to believe!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Trust is glorified hope
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Why trust when you can know?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Education is better than trust
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Education is better than faith
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Stop talking on your CELLPHONE!!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Turn the music DOWN!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hate is a room with no doors or windows
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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It takes one smile to fall in love
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It takes one look to fall in love
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Love the moment curse the years
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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it takes just one moment to understand
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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It take one moment to fall in love
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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It takes just one moment to fall in love
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Knowledge is better that trust
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Trust is the poor man's knowledge
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I am a child of the moment
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Welcome to this moment
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Welcome to my moment
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Hate is a dark room with no doors
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I like beating-up paper bags
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I like beating-up paper
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Paper, rock or sissors
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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It's never too late to give me money as a brithday present
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A great man once said to me: I'll have a big mac and some fries
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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A great man once said to me "I don't know you!"
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You never have to help a facebook friend
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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What's the point in asking stupid questions?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Whats the point of questions?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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where would we be without maps!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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It's never too late to change your will in my favour
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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A great man once said "what's the time"
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's never too late to admit that I was right!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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It's never too late to change your witness statement
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Enjoy every doughnut
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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A great man said make enough sandwiches to last you the whole day
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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North is alway to your right
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Everytime we say goodby I die a little
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Virtue is a vice
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Honesty is a vice
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Enjoy every sandwich
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Money costs so much to buy!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'd love to be a millionaire but I can't afford it!
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Say it with money!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Say it with doughnuts!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Do
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The journey will begin...
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Iam not invisible just very thin
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I am Transmitting
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Tomorrow is coming!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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ORIGMAI: The marshall art of beating-up paper
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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BOO! HOO!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love greens horses more than unicorns
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I am a psychiatrist!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I think Iam pretending to be a fake psychiatrist!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I think Iam a psychiatrist!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My psychiatrist thinks Iam talking about him behind his back!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My psychiatrist is mad!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My psychiatrist keeps talking about me!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Money exchanged for goods!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Money paid for good solgans!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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CAUTION: beware!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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BEWARE: too many signs!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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CAUTION: caution sign ahead!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Beware of recipe espionage
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Money paid for good recipes
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Uncompleted!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Risk assement uncompleted
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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CAUTION: talk to me at your own risk
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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CAUTON: may contain excitement!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Go! Go! big red fire engine!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My Body
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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This is my other body
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This is my day time body
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I met my wife professionally Iam a pathologist
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I see dead people...Iam a pathologist
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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This is my spare body
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I can remember tomorrow as if it were yesterday!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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People have such a bad reaction to the problem of allergies
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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3 out of 10 people have an allergy and I can't stand the other 7!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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9 out of10 people can count the other 2 can't!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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50% of people are inteligent and the other 75% are stupid
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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There's never smoke without gossip!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Habits are so addictive!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I can smell old peoples feet..it's a terrible habit!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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LIFT-----RIGHT
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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LEFT-RIGHT
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You must have amnesia cos I can't remember your name!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I always tell the truth but not always to the right question!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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lying and not telling the truth are two different things!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If I was a lier I wouldn't be telling you the truth now!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I not a lier I just believe in a different why of telling things
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I can't remember having amnesia
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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A bad memory leads to poor lies
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I've never heard of daja vu before!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Iam so deep you'll get the bends if you talk to me!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Kiss my mind
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Daja vu..now where have I heard of that before?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I didn't reconize you with your cloths off!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I didn't know you before I heard about you!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The first time I met you I hadn't seen you before
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My people will e-mail your people
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Don't e-mail me..I'll e-mail you!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam not lost Iam just visting new places
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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People have such an apathtical attitude towards procrastination
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Procrastination is a condition..what's the time?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Amnesia is..a..sort of..pink rabit
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Procrastination and amnesia...who knows or cares
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Amnesia is the forgotten illness
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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What is it that they say about amnesia?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'll meet you in my dreams..don't be late!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I can smell dead people...it's a terrible habit!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Anal beaching: Decuss
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I don't see the point of invisibility
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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There's more to invisibility than meets the eye
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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If you want to be random you'll have to plan ahead
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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You have just entered into a legal contract to marry me!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I will procrastinate tomorrow!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Procrastination waits for no man!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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The world is my iPOD
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Handle with kid gloves!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: eat out
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Cooking Instructions: open the can
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Now is the time just after then!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I just can't commit myself to procastination
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I not sure about procrastination
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I not sure about mediocrity
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: wash it with soap and water!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: wash it with soap and water!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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May contail reisins
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I read body language in brail!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I seek that which is not there, so there is plenty of overtime!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: get it washed online!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: don't bother!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Where's the nearest helpline!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I need technical support!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You owe me doughnuts!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Now is the time just before then!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Love is a concept by which we measure ourself
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Music is a means by which we can feel our emotions
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Money is a concept by which we measure our misery
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Read instructions before touching!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Shake well!
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Wind for sale
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I pickle old people
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I eat old people
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Never return to the tame side
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Read my body language
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Read my mind!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Read The Instructions Before Use
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I hate fake pupets!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Wii LOVE
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Sponsor a hungry fat man in Texas
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Tigers are giant Wasps with teeth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Wasps are tiny little Tigers with teeth!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Starting
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I come from a town called Malace
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I respect a woman who can take a punch and not go to the police
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I respect a woman who can take a good punch!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I can outstare YOU!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Beetroot isn't a toy!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Mashmellow bullets are cool!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Recycle bullets!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Paper chains should be recycled
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Puppets keep it real!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Repect Onions
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Talk to mushrooms!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Paper Tigers are cool!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Press the button!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Don't press this button-O
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I eat rainbows for breakfast!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Don't make war just b*tch about 'em behind their backs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I can make you disapear by just closing my eyes!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Death is like life but without being taxed
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Death is like life but without all the worry
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If it doesn't make people happy then it doesn't make sense
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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If it doesn't make people happy then it doesn't make money
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Why does everyone hide everything when it gets dark
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Why can't I see in the dark!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If i had all the time in the world I'd be a clock
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Iam telling the truth but the words may not be in the right order
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Truth is like a lie but with all the fat taken out!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If it doesn't make you happy it doesn't make sense
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If I wasn't so perfect I'd be humble
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Who stole my halo
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Humble people are Dumble people
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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The Sun Revolves Around Me
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If I wasn't so humble I'd be perfect!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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New York is the optium state
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Your not living the dream you just fell asleep and didn't wake up
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Happiness is the optium state
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is drunk
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Stolen property of the rehab clinnic
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Knowlegde is facts Wisdom is truth
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Time is a Lie
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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It not the winning that matters it's who you beat!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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News Of The World!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Property of the Rehab Clinic
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I won a competition to be here
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If you're reading this you must be a very sad person!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I like purple mashmellows!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Stop the Law!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Tie pupet stings to Michael Jackson body so he could do the gigs
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Recycle Michael Jackson's body as a scarecow in a doughnut field
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Can they reuse Michael Jackson's face as a halloween mask
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Can they they remold Michael Jackson's face into a tennis ball
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Will they recycle Michael Jackson face for O.J. Simpson to wear?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Will Michael Jackson's face ever decay
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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If you are reading this you are not recycling
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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If you are reading this you are not making love
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Five thirds of people are no good at maths
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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It's always later than you think
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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It's a lot worst than you think
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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It's later than you think
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Paradoxes make brilliant pets
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Paradoxes solved for a small fee
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Paradoxes solved for a small fee
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Paradoxes don't make themselves!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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When the going gets tough the tough bring a packed lunch
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Keep off the green grass
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I don't understand irony or like slogans on shirts
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Spinning makes me dizzy
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Paradoxes are so Ironic
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Paradoxes are not possible
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Remember the moment
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Todays the Day
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Michael Jackson you thrilled us all
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Quit while your behind
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Micheal Jackson
Rest In Peace
1958-2009
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Remember Today!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sure you are!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Your pain is a figment of my imagination
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Chocolate is a figment of your mouths imagination
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Imagination is a figment of reality
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Don't patronize dumb people
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Reality is a figment of someones imagination
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Pain is a figment of your minds imagination
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Iam a figment of your imagination
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Iam a figment of my own imagination
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Your a figment of your own imagination
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Iam living in an imaginary world
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I can read my own thoughts!
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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IRONY...who would have believed it!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Remember a mistake is only a mistake if someone finds out
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Inteligence is a mistake waiting to happen!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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unofficialldom
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Nascar Donkey Racing!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Bing Bong!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I found a pen!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Use Before Firday
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Shhh! Iam thinking
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Shhhhhh
!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Unoffical Hope
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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unoffical shirt
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This is a backstage shirt pass
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Find a lost sock and you'll find a lost pen
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Sound is turn off
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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We have temporarily lost the picture
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This is a commercal brake back in 2 minites
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stop Stoping!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stealing is recycling stealing is green
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I love green music!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If only music was made out of chocolate!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I hate music!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Music is the 51st state of America
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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There is no fate because that's the way it's ment to be
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I love negativity
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Philosophy has no use in a sea of doubt
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Every time you close your eyes I will disappear!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If there's one thing I can't stand it's people complaining
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If the law can't stop vigilantes we should!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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There are none so stupid as those that will not think
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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We should all fight vigilantism
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I hate philosophy therefore Iam
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I hate negativity!
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Honk your nose if your happy!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I never burn red herrings on a tuesday unless I've stolen a shoe
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I think Vincent Van Goth was woneearful
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Vincent van goth had sunflower spead on his bread
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Green is the colour of puck
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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The square root of all money is 666
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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The square root of all evil is 666
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Maths is the square root of all money
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Maths is the square root of all evil!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Money is the square root of all evil
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Your never alone with someone else
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Plants are my buddies
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I have a wide circle of friends in geometry
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Trees are my buddies
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Free body inside
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Self-Ironing Shirt
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt will turn green if you are lying
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt will self- delete if washed to much
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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It's all lies!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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All my money has turned into jellybabies
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Access has been denied
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Just click to see more!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt is inside out!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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This is a white shirt
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I can hear the voice of pyschistrists inside my head
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I can hear the voice of reason inside my head
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I drink coffee when I wear this shirt
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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This is a red shirt
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I once saw the ghost of a dead apple
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I once saw a dead ghost!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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This isn't a shirt it's a ghost with sleeves
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I thought I saw a dwarf ghost but it was just a hankerchief
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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This is my fly catcher shirt
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt emits a silent scream!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt emits a force field
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Read my lips these jeans are very tight!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Inteligent people wake up in the afternoon!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Stupid people get up early!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Fatpires come in the night and suck you thin!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Read me tease me
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I l-ike c--ssword puz-le-
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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yesterday
seems so passe
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Today is the day before tomorrow
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I like fish bone salad
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The universe can fit in my pocket
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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The universe is tiny
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I have never stolen a Zebra
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Iam not who you think Iam
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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What time is love
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The time is: 09:32:54s
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt is made from bleached zebra skin
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The crime rate on the moon is zero so eat more cheese
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Thinking is the cherry on the cake
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I only think when I need to
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Doing is the stupid man's thinking
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Life is like a bowl of cherry pips
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Roundabouts...can't live with 'em can't live without 'em
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Bingo is like happiness without the happy
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Iam a repeat
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Some of my best friends are pens
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Fortune doughnuts are here to stay
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You can never find a mashmellow king when you want one!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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What's the point of geometry?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I wouldn't be were I am today if it wasn't for geography
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Maths just doesn't add up for me
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Chew your food 86 time
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Give me your doughnuts
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I can drink a fish under the table
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Sing me a happy song
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Iam breaking in this shirt for someone else
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Iam breaking in this face for someone else
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Reading is so cool
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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....and they all lived happily ever after
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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It's only make believe
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Buy me a large vodka
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Thinking puts on weight
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Depression uses up 453 calories per second
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Thinking uses up 378 calories per second
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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winging and whining uses up 172 calories per minute
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Swearing uses up 63 calories per word
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Name me one famous carpenter
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't know were I'd be without geography
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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You remind me of that bit of toast I wished I didn't throw away
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I think of you when I can't think of anythink to say
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Everytime your phone aint toning it'll be me
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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What's wrong with webbed feet
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stop banging on my drum
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Iam so cool Iam cold
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I think it's going to be a 24 hour day
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Chocolate is love turned into calories
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Chocolate is love made flesh
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate is love in a wrapper
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Chocolate is temptation in a wrapper
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Chocolate is eatable love
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Doughnuts is love made flesh
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I love to love but my baby just loves to dance
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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your so beauitful!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Look at me stupid!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Iam on handbook cos the facebook aint listening
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Iam not on facebook
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Iam on facebook
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I know all
your secrets
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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History is our future
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Talk to the hand cos the shirt aint listening
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Just say FASTER!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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It's only the truth that makes the answers so hard to get
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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It's only the answers that makes everything hard
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Take away the numbers and maths is nothing
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Just say MORE!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Just say yes please!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Why is everyone listening to me?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Beauty is an optical illusion
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Thin people are just fat people who eat less!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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The answer to the question is the answer!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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What's the answer to the question?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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What's the answer then?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I was here when it happened!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I saw it happen!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The lies are beautiful
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The truth is ugly
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Votes for sale
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Can I tell you my problems it will only take a few weeks
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'll tell you my problems for a small administration fee
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Minimialism is a waste of space
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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This is where I keep all my tattoos
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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My mom knitted this shirt
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I like invisible jelly
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is made for dancing!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Wow wow wow!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The WOW! factor!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Read my hand
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Talk to the shirt cause the hand isn't listening
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Everyone has got to be somewhere
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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freebies for the people!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Where are mistakes manufactured
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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It's someone else's mistake!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My shirt can spell!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I can hear voices in my shirt!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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The voices in my head are talking to you!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The voices in my head are hearing things!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I can hear voices in your head
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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A small administration fee is charged if I give you some advice
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Lend is the hardest word to say
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Happy is my favorite color
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Follow your heart to your main arteries
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Iam a truth seeker!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Iam being stalked by invisible people
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The voices in my head talk sense
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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X is were the treasure is
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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We are all earthlings
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Blue is the poor man's green
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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One day your a statue the next your a pigeon
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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One day your a statue the next day your a pigeon
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Closing down sale
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Gilwold The Gerkin for President
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Which way is north
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Bill & Ben the flowerpot men
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Goonology
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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worship my mind enjoy my body
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Gilwold The Gerkin died on the cross for us (by a single nail)
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I can't stop laughing everytime I see you!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Never burn your red herrings in another man's shoes
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This is my panhandling shirt
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Give me your loose change!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Take me to your mashmellow king
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Green is my favorite color
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Green is my favourite colour
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Iam so happy when you not around!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Sex, money, drink where did it all go so wrong!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Money can't buy you love but it can buy you plenty of sex!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If money doesn't grow on trees where does paper come from?
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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<--- He keeps the flys away
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My shirt is made from the eye lashishes of of my lovers
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My shirt is made from the skin of orphans
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My shirt is made from butterfly wings
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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My shirt is made from frog skin!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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My shirt is made from orphaned teddy bears!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My shirt is made of chocolate!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Free The Plants!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Free The Nudes!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This is a money shirt
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Take me to your president!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Don't stop until I scream!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I am the furure ex-president of the U.S.A
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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NO ENTRY! permit holders only
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Iam a undercover cop
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Look! no head!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Stop this movie I don't like the plot!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I don't dislike cockroaches..only the ones related to YOU!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Iam walking backwards
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Leaning the alphabet is as easy as A B C!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Paper!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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The world is a flat globe
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I have such a bad memory..I have such a bad memory..
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Glove puppets are just hand-me-downs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hamster Fighting!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You should see the world through the eyes of a blind man
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I think your a special person!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Your not stupid you just have special needs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You should see the world through the other man's shoes
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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strange posters
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Stay indoors and watch more telly
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Get real and watch more telly
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Time is a concept so that we know whats on the telly
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Blue hides behind green when it is scared!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Glass fogs can not croke!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Scarecrows love window shopping
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Which end of the bed are you sleeping at!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I eat therefore Iam fat!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I eat therefore I am!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Hi there...SLAP!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This gun is unloaded..BANG!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I don't know you but you might know someone I don't!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I can see in the dark..OOCH!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I've got quick patience!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Why is the universe so small compared to my problems?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I like clowns with attitude!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My attitude has attitude!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I've got a bad attitude!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Patience is apathy with attitude
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Scarecrows have patience
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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A small administration fee will be charged if you bore me!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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A small administration fee will be charge if you talk rubbish
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Apathy is patience without a cause
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Patience is a virtue waiting to happen
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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A small administration fee is charged if you talk to me.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Hi There Gotta Go!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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YESNO!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Wanted: Rich or Alive!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I can read body language..your running away!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I can lip read!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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That is so funny..Ha Ha
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I just can't see any point in needlework
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Burn a doughnut and save a baker
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I like waxing lyrical about ears
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I just can't see any future in history
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Don't burn witches read a book instead
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Burn a vegetarian
Save a tree
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Save the rainforest
burn a politician
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Save the world
Burn a politician
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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never say no to temptation
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Never say no to a freebie
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Iam a Dentist
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Strangle a witch and save a tree
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Burn a library and save a forest
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Cut down a forest save a library
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Don't read, save a tree
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Burn a book save a tree
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Save the forest burn the library
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I think apathy is sort of ...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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50% of people think half of the population are liers
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Waiter..there's some soup on my fly!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Waiter! Waiter!..oh your a fly!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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JOE'S RESTAURANT,
were you tip the flys 10%
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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See the world through green tinted glasses
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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NEVER GO TO DENTIST WITH BLOOD ON HIS HAIR
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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JOE'S RESTAURANT
were the waiters tip you for turning up!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Fly high to the sky
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I've been adopted by madonna
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Iam a love child
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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History is so old fashioned
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Iam waiting for history
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Iam waiting for history
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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History is so yesterday
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The Beginning start here
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The End!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I want to see the world through your eyes
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I want to teach the world to play
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I want to teach the world to sing
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Fractions are only half the story
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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One for all one and one for some
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look sexy
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look young
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look tall
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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stand next to me you make look like a winner
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look smart
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look good
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look rich
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Stand next to me you make me look thin
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Recycle your mistakes
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Recycle your tandem
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Recycle your wish bone
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Recycle your dream!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Iam the grim rapper!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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HELP!..Iam O.K now
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Words are only lip deep!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Beauty is only shirt deep!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If I go down to the woods to day I wonder who i'll meet
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I've just had a good idea!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Stop looking at my ears!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Life is the only thing I live for!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Do not feed the slogan!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Do not feed the shirt!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Inside every woman there are hearts,lungs and things like that
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Iam lying!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Your wrinkles are all the lies you have told
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Wrinkles are lifes little roads that you have traveled
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I don't know you!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt is as wrinkled as my body
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is as wrinkled as your face
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt is as wrinkled as your body
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I played Neil Armstrong on the first moon landing
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I arranged the rocks on the first moon landing
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I played a rock on the first moon landing
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I was played a star on the first moon landing
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Someone forged my reality check
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I take in laundry
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Am I real or just a shirt!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It only hurts when I talk
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It only hurts when I smile
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I've run out of ammunition!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I need more ammunition!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My life is my dream
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Lethal weapon holder
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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little pocket
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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GIANT POCKET
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Do not wash the food stains of this shirt!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Do not iron this shirt!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I believe in the ingredients on the box
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Once on the lips a lifetime on the hips
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Time is doughnuts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Iam not lost..I've just found somewhere new to go!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I need more space to think
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Once upon a time..The end..Story of my life
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Make doughnuts not love
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Make love not doughnuts
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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We are Words apart
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I like irony!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Don't lie make love
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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beauty is in the hands of the bank account holder
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I love the space in between you beautiful ears
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I need more space
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Why do people ask stupid questions?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Iam not dead Iam just freelancing
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I don't lie I fabricate the turth
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My money doesn't recognize me
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I don't know what denial means..I really don't!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I don't know what denial means..I really don't!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I don't know what denial means..I really don't!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I have the body of a 18 year old...in my freezer
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I have the body of a 21 year old...in my freezer
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Death would be O.K if it wasn't so long
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Never run away from the truth just walk off calmly
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Never lie just point at someone else
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Does anyone know what apathy means?
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I don't know what apathy means
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I never lie I just rearrange the words
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Every time I close my eyes you disappear!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I never steal I only adopt
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Clowns never take a holiday
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Doughnuts never take a holiday
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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God can't spell
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Death is like life but in black and white and no music
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Some where in the world it's saturday
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Death is the adverts in between life
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Death is like a very long advert
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Globle warming never takes a hoilday
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Death never takes a holiday!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Death is natures way of saying thanks but no thanks
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Tomorrow is always your second chance
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Be better tomorrow than you were today
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Be Better Tomorrow!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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pesssimism will never go away
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Apathy is the heat of globle warming
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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You,ve turned stupidity into an art form!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Death is natures way of saying you've overstayed your welcome
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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Depression is self-awareness
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Only the stupid can be happy most of the time!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Only the stupid can be happy most of the time!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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It was a BAD party!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Threadless is my favorite search engine
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'd wear it stupid!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm fashsionibly late
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Your not fat you've just got tiny little eyes
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Who cares about apathy anyway!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Happiness is the warm glow of apathy
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm drowning in a beer of doubt!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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God Speaks English!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Why is it so dark inside your head?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Your talent is not hidden..It's extinct!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Your not stupid.. your special
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Your not fat you just have big skin!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Start Worrying Now!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The only exsues for stupidity is being young
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Please don't fart and smoke as explosion can cause offence
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Never run away from your problems..Just walk off calmly and smile
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I don't know if I have a secret or not
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Go stuck your elbow
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Thinking is for whimps
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Go stuck your toes
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Problems have feelings as well
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Death is for whimps
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Happiness is for whimps
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Frogs are martian rats
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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A green world is a world ruled by frogs
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Lets make a world fit for shoppers
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a happy shopper
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I love a happy ending
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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shopping is for life
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I only laugh when I am sad
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I personally hate self-refferenrial comments
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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The Dictionary is a book by an arrdvark who goes to zyzzogeton
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The Dictoinary is a book by an aardvark who goes to zyzzogeton
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I knew willian Shakespear when he was called willy wobblestick
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I don't know if my pysciatist is real or imagery
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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It only takes one smile to fall in love
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Without love there is only existence
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I love flowers, therefore I am a bee
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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It only takes a smile to fall in love
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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One smile doesn't make a relationship
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not stalking you!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Power to the flowers!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I don't like seeing old women wearing my cloths
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I don't think milk can ever replace frogs
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I wish you were someone else other then that your're OK!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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If your're happy you have clearly misunderstood the situation
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I went to windowsil Bay for my hoildays
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I did it all
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Don't share your problems with me I'll just sell you insurance
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Only the unimaginative tell the truth
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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The truth is for the unimaginative
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Christmas isn't just for drunks
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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God isn't just for Christmas
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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There's some soup on my fly
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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There's a christian in my soup
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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There's a human in my soup!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Anonymous is a poor man's famous
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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When was the last time a computer came up with a good idea
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Sharing a problem just makes it bigger
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I hate reading negitive comments
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I move in mysterious ways my case comes up in court next week
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Fisting is so last year
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Beyond the music is me
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Beyond the edge
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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WaywardChild
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Unoffical
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Why is the night so dark?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Theraputic storking
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Can you see the sunshine ?
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Poor in cash Rich in advice
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Poor in cash Rich in food
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Poor in cash. rich in irony
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I only feel alive when you leave
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I only feel alive when I'm eating
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Tomorrow is a stalker
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Yesterday is a stalker
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Beware of smoke on fire
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Fight smoke with smoke
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Don't fuc###g swear
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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No time like the future
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Rebel without a slogan
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I am the sunset and the drawn and the twilight
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Compared to my inteligence Steven Hawkins is Forest Gump
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I've forgoten which boxs to tick
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I got lost in translation
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Too close to smell Too far to kiss!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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If it wasn't for the English the world would still be flat
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Compared to my problems the univise is a small place
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Never look into the sun at night
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Outlaw threats..or else!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Ourlaw Crime!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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War is an illness
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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The road to wisdom is under repair
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Stop cloning me!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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The Earth does not revole around the sun it revoles around me
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Pleasure is the first principle
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Depression is a symptom of realism
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Canna biscuit
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Death is such an embarrisment
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Death is a mistake!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Death is a sign of realism
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Too young to know better Too old to care
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Age is a concept by which we measure our worth
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Too Old To Die
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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COOL is for a FOOL with a poor vocabulary
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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COOL is a concept for a FOOL
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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A questioning mind is a nosey mind with few answers
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Boredom is a sign of intelligence
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I see bored people!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I drink to be sober!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I drink to remember!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Warning: Ido not understand you
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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You must be Izal
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Say something profound!
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Do Not Modify
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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JUST A FEW ADJUSTMENTS NEEDED
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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No redeeming qualities required
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Instant jelly is the next big thing
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I like horse drawn toffee apples
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I got lost looking at the back of my hand
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I love my straitjacket
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Straitjackets and jeans look stupid
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I always get my straitjacket dry cleaned
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Will dance for doughnuts!
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Magic Beans for Sale!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I'm no longer dead
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I'm tellylistic
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I'm radiolazy
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I'm no longer radioactive
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a talking horse
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Your screams of "your the best" crate on my nerves
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a Stone
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Reality is a figment of the telly's imagination
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Reality is a figment of our imagination
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Today the world Tomorrow the universe
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I haven't a clue what I'm going to do next
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Life is the bit in between the adverts
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Stop the world I missed my stop
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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TeenSpiritTeen
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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BoyGirlBoy
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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BadGirlBad
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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BadBoyBad
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Do you want a clean cop or a dirty cup?
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Your on reality T.V
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Contains Ingredients
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Melancholy come home
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Looks like teen dreaming
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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My rain check just bounced
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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The phone is ringing but no one is at my end
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Sounds like teen screaming
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I get a sore throat just listening to you!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Music is a concept through which we see ourselves
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Music Loves You
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Music Loves You
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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In space no one can eat ice cream!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I only tell synthetic lies
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Music is my first love and it will be my last
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate is always smiling
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Love the Music
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Apathy is such a neglected subject
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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So little is known about ignorance
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I hate the gaps in my genus
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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I always tip with spam
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I hate the gaps in my knowledge
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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When I die I hope it isn't from anything serious
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Never be without emergency ink!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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One voice no ears!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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A problem shared with me is a problem soon forgotten
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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A problem shared is far too much information for me
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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When I close my eyes I become illiterate
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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When I close my eyes you become invisible
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Tell me about your problems tomorrow
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Solutions welcomed!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Ban offensive insults!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Cottage cheese; good milk gone bad
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I make effigys out of cottage cheese!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Ban offensive ink!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Toffee is the abandoned son of chocolate
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Blond is my favourite colour
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I love you more than oatmeal biscuits
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Say it with cash!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Madness is plain Crazy!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Everyone in the house say WAY!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Cup cake or carrot cake ? You decide
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Boredom iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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God speaks English
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Fortune favoures the lucky
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Fortune cookies made me do it!
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I lost everything on fortune cookies!
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Trust The Voices
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Say When!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Resist the biscuit
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Everyone thinks I'm paranoid!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Embrace the chaos resist the order
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I can count up to T
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not passive I just don't care!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I don't know much about art but I know what I hate!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I thing pessimism might engulf the world
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Indecision is something I can't make up my mind about
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Place money in the pockets and make a wish
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Place money in the pockets and make a wish
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I can't stand people that just keep going on and on and on and on
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not argumentative you stupid idiot
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Washing Instruction: Don't!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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You will forget everything I have just told you
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Washing Instructions: Give it to the butler
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I don't understand my psychiatrist
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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A pessimist is just a very old optimist
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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An optimist is just a very young pessimist!
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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A pessimist is an optimist who just spilt hot coffee on his lap
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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A pessimist is an optimist who found that the glass was empty
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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The word on the street is petunia!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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The Wises words are : I Don't Know
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm eating outside the box!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Living outside the box!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Thought is Cheap
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Thoughts are for Thinkers
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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You will completely forget this message
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Dead donkeys don't talk!
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Talk is cheap silence is cheaper
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I own an invisible picture
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Your singing brings a lump to my eyes!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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The more mistakes I make the quicker the right answer will come!
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I'm so unpopular I've ran out of enemies
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Lets talk quantum mechanics
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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You are very close
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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You will completely forget the message below
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Better to cruse the dark than look for a gas leak with a lighter
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Confusion is just one small step from understanding
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Free The Fools!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Welcome to my Pleasure Dome
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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Welcome to my personal details
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Welcome to my planet
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Welcome to my play ground
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Discontinued Line
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Money brings me good luck!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Rhubarb has rights as well!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Free The Goats
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Feed The Crows
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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CAUTION: Contains Freedom
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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The Society For The Preservation of Extinct Animals
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Why isn't there a zoo for extinct animals?
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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I'm so much better looking when your drunk
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I've never seen an extinct animal!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Extinct animals have no flavour
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Plant a doughnut tree today!
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I'm tied of bondage
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Nothing excretes like excrement
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I take power naps
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Melancholy is my favourite colour
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I like clown flavoured crisps!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Clown Pie Yum Yum!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I've never got this close before
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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SuperTed Rules!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Extra Large Large
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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XLL
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I've got comic timing
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I've got extra big ideas!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I've got ideas abvove my station
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Avoid debt , borrow in death
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Money is the root of all debt
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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Truth is relative Lies are absolute
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Never let reality ruin your fun
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Life is my only pleasure
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Enjoyment is my only pleasure in life
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I have obese food
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Unlimited access to debt
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Dogs taste better than swans
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Thorow litter on the ground if bins are full
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Throw litter on the ground I'll pick it up!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Too young to care to old to cry
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Too old to have fun too young to get a pension
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a legend in my own socks!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Too young to die too stupid to live
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Porn Against Christianity
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I found Jesus on Facebook
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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My immaturaty is better than your immaturaty
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I have obese bones
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Green is a a sick orange
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Purple is an embarrassed red
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Yellow is a shy red
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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you talk bullexcrement
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a follower of self-help
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a flower
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Help!..I'm being kidnapped!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Self-Help has ruined my life
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Self-Help!!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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It takes too much effort to be lazy
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Anal bleaching?...Just say no!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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One day all your cloths will be vintage
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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One day all your cloths will be retro
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I only lie to the people I love
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Lies are the bad brothers of the truth
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I don't believe in the truth
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Sin now repent later
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I don't know the truth but I certainly know the lie
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I only lie when I disagree with the truth
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Bad humour is no laughing matter!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I can make the lame talk
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Naked people must get cold toes
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Dead people don't have a sense of humour
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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The government is reading our sticky notes
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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The government is reading our newspapers
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Washing is a conspiracy by the soap companies
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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People are the unacceptable side of humanity
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Freedom is the unacceptable side of democracy
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Naked people have no fashion sense
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Steal one get one FREE!
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Never fade away...just go suddenly
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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My inner child has done a poo poo!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Some people are stupid while others have a patent on the idea
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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To err is human to forgive is stupid!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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What's the name for a gay dentist? -- A tooth fairy
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Who's the creep wearing me!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Your seeing things!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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If you were ignorant you wouldn't know it!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Exaggeration is the worst thing in the world!!!!!
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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My grief counselor committed suicide last week
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Dentists are just failed tooth fairies
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Don't believe any thing I say when I'm sober
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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With age comes wisdom and arthritis
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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The only difference between rich people and poor people is money
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Every success earns me another sugar cube
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Film stars are only failed burger bar staff
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Every failure brings me closer to success
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I keep talking about myself behind other peoples backs
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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There are so many amazing things to look at in my pocket!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Mumbling is for people who are too lazy to mutter
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Humming is for people too lazy to whistle
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Wow! this place looks just like the back of my hand!
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I just don't understand my self any more!
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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It's only a matter of time now before I do something amazing
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I'm going to say something very interesting any moment now!
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I see your wearing your invisible smile
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I can't recall 1999 because it was the year that I lost my memory
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Even my worst enemy whistles along to my music
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Nike Flip-Flops : Don't do it!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I'm going to laugh uncontrollably any moment now!
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Let this year be the year we will only ever call 2008!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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When I get depressed I just think of you and laugh uncontrollably
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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There are so many amazing things to look at in the mirror
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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My psychoanalyst doesn't understand my psychiatrist
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Your the pet gerbil I never had
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Your like the little pet monkey I never had
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Your the pet hamster I never had
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I couldn't seize the moment so I took the hour instead
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I saw you first!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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My psychoanalyst doesn't understand me
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Back After Lunch!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Gone Fishing!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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If you can't find the truth make sure your not sitting on it!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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If you can't find the truth change the question
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Are You On My Dream Frequency
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Vegetarians taste nice
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Separate prisons for innocent people
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Choosy beggars only take credit cards
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a melancholy-go-Lucky type of person
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Your face rings an alarm bell
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I was as old as you at your age!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Death is like life but a bit longer
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not lost I've just found a new place to visit
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I owe money therefor I exist
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Beware of BIG words
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Beware of BIG numbers
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Keep your mistakes error free
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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The past is inevitable
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Cool people make real mistakes
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Smart people make better mistakes
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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89% of dead people suffer from constipation
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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9 out of 10 dead people don't vote
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I didn't start the fire!
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Clouds For Sale
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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A God isn't just for Christmas
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Intelligence is no excuses for stupidity
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Always remember that stupidity is your birthright
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Do something stupid once a day
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Reality is anything that doesn't depend on you believing in it
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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I'm good friends with a famous stranger
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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In the beginning the finish was no where to be seen
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I pay taxes therefor I exist
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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Start from the answer and work your way back to the question
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Eat before it goes out of fashion
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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The answer is often the best solution to the question
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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READ i BETWEEN love THE you LINES
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I don't lie I just invent the truth
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Whereabouts do you keep a spare tyre on a unicycle
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Ignorance is often the best solution
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I have more solutions than I have problems
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Infinity will never last
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Make drug taking an olympic sport
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Make potty training an olympic sport
of 57 votes, 2% like it
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This time next year I'll be older than I'm now
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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No time or effort was wasted in the making of this slogan
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I thought the forbidden fruit was prunes and rhubarb
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Death doesn't look good on your work record
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Inside every potato there's a doughnut trying to get out
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Inside every nerd there's a normal human being trying to get out
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Inside every politician there is a good man trying to get out
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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"Inside every christian there's a good man trying to get out
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Make Tibet an Olympic sport
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Any questions I answer will incur an administration fee
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Make protesting an olympic sport
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Make pillow fighting an Olympic sport
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Make ear flicking an olympic sport
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Only rich people have a lot of money
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Never give drugs to children unless they pay up front
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Unfinished Business To Attend
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Beware of the darkness within
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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The only time I'm telling the truth is when I'm not talking
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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I only tell the truth when no one's listening
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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If you can read this your illiterate
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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I can read my own mind!
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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Cotton speaks louder than words
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Vote With Your Cotton
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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There are no conspiracy theories it's all a government plot
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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I only lie because the truth takes longer to tell
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Conspiracy theories are put about by green aliens
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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There is a conspiracy theory the government are hiding from us
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Ear wax candles are environmental friendly
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Every time you tell a lie God gets his ears flicked
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Cash Depository Official
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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You Have Won a Prize!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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How do you define definition ?
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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I only lie when the truth needs protecting
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Please don't worship me as this can cause embarrassment
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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I play the air glockenspiel
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Poor is the new Rich
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Horizontal is the new Vertical
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I'm definitely not spartacus!
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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I hear death music
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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What does the word patronize mean?
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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What does the word forgotten mean?
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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I wind-up the sun every day so it can shine
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a paper aeroplane pilot
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Scream if you wanna go faster!
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Organised chaos is a why of life
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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The worst is yet to come
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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Insanity is all in the mind
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Happiness is only thought deep
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Never forget your roots!..or to shave your legs!
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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I'm the World Pillow Fighting Champion
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Happiness is an oversight
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Happiness is a misunderstanding of the situation
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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My English is getting worser
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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The good times just make the bad times seem worse
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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In deep space you don't have to tip anyone
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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My dog thinks I'm a giant can opener
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I'm naked under my skin
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Happiness is Optional
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Thinking is Optional
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Copyright Infringement is the Sincerest form of Democracy
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Copyright infringement is the sincerest form of flattery
of 68 votes, 34% like it
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Your Imagination Will Set You Free
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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I need a superficial hug
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Superficial but Accurate
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Superficial Intellectual
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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The 11th commandment: Do not get caught
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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It's not who you hug but how you hug 'em
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Too Much Information Killed The Cat
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Genus is 1% Inspiration and 99% Advertising
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Genus is 1% Inspiration and 99% Stealing some one's Idea
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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Destiny didn't bring me to this part of town just bad luck!
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Cholesterol is the quickest way to a man's heart
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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I only lie when I talk
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Stay calm and carry on
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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The poster was a lot better than the movie
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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Music The Gift That Keeps on Giving
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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CAUTION: Unforeseen Circumstances Ahead
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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CAUTION: No Sense of Direction
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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I've never seen a photo of an air guitar
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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If people were like me the world would be a worst place
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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The truth will lead to chaos
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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I rely on reasonable deniability
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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Who Used the First Cliche?
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Thinking can lead to the truth
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Recycle Nerds Today!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I like the people you hate
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Even people I hate like me
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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No good ideas were wasted in the making of this slogan
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Made from 100% baby cub seals
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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It's never too late to admit the earth is round
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Knitting can lead to sex
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Thinking can lead to sex
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I have dyslexia and tourettes so cfuk ffo!
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Think outside your shirt
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Cynicism is the only substitute for experience
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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The dead are not well people
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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If people die unexpectedly around you your being boring
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Too much reality means you lose touch with the telly
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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I thought therefore I was
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Just sit still and you can't go wrong
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Thinking can lead to ideas
of 64 votes, 30% like it
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Happiness and peace are the tools of Satan
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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This is my wishing well shirt
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Money from the wishing well is as good as anyone's money
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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It's not what you know or who you know but how well you lie
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Good Ideas Lead To Crime
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Think Once! Think twice! Then give up!
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Copying other people's ideas is wrong. by: D.G. Jones
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Too much thinking leads to ideas
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I steal wheelchair ramps just for fun
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Inside our heads it must be pitch black no wounder we need eyes
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Don't tread on my hop-scotch
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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An intelligent person knows more ways of geting things wrong
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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I practise witchcraft
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Coffee is the new Tea
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Coffee Best Drink Of The Day
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Hate is the new Love
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Evil is the new Good
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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I'm running 20 minuets late
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Fold me neatly
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Dry clean me!
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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When I died I felt as if my life had come to a complete stop
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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When I lost my life I was depressed for months afterwards
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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There's worst things in life than knitting
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Choose a biscuit Choose wisely
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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I just love a monkey powered shower
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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Sometimes I even make myself laugh
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Vague about what?
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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Britney let go of the banana
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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Have a biscuit on me
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Why do bearded ladys point at me?
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Why are people with two heads always talking to themselves
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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Why are people with two heads so paranoid
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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SPELLCHEAK
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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You look best under dim lighting
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Why do blind people talk as if I'm not there?
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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Why do people in wheelchairs stare at me
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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I am a figment looking for an imagination
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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I eat a bowl of sunshine for breakfast everyday
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Only my voice matters now
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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How many geeks to put in a bulb? None they'll get mom to do it
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Tuesday is were all the evil clowns hide
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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The only thing I fear is danger
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will get you sued
of 70 votes, 21% like it
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Is Irony the Opposite of a Paradox?
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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Can you sneeze and think at the same time
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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When I stop thinking do I stop existing
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Do I exist or am I talking to myself?
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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I pray for a world without religion
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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Do I exist or am I just letters printed on a shirt?
of 68 votes, 10% like it
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I think therefore I don't exist
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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Don't forget to wake up at least once every 24 hours
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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I do not lie I let others do that for me
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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The meaning of life is on page 23
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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I once known a girl called melancholy I was so sad when we parted
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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I believe in ghosts but they don't believe in me
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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I believe in complex solutions for simple problems
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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Real men like chilly cookies
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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Honesty is for the very poor or the very rich
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Keep it fake stay true to yourself
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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I wish I had buttons and zips and pockets on this
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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Sometimes I feel like a silhouette on a black shirt
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a surreal nacho man
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a nacho man
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a surreal man
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a serial murmura
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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It should be against the law to express an opinion
of 66 votes, 6% like it
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Life is a journey but no one wants to pay the fare
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Aerodynamics is such a drag
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Irony is so Ironic
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the fastest athlete to run the 100 meters wearing flip-flops
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Danger! Will Robinson Danger!
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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It's Illegal!
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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I wish I had sleeves
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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This is a recorded message
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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We are all somewhere
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Depression is a sign of intelligence
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Depression is a sign of maturity
of 69 votes, 6% like it
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The universe is small compared to my problems
of 71 votes, 7% like it
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The universe is small compared to my mind
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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Facts and evidence must be backed up with gossip and hear say
of 70 votes, 11% like it
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My opinion is far more important than the facts
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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Easy Bus Rider
of 69 votes, 10% like it
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Origami is for people made out of paper
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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If you can't beat 'em make a futile gesture
of 71 votes, 15% like it
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Nuclear Attack Resistant
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Origami is the evil brother of Yoga
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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Yoga is Origami for the human body
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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Burn down a library and save a forest
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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I love the juxtaposition of opposites
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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The less I know the more I eat
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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CUT HERE...................>
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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Unreadable
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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My face looks familiar
of 67 votes, 6% like it
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THIS IS IT!
of 68 votes, 9% like it
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Destroy a forest build a library
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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I notice that only rich people have a lot of money
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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Remember my face it might be the last one you see
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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I'm attracted to rich people
of 68 votes, 7% like it
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I can afford to pay for two bus fares back to my place
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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I'm attracted to the opposite sex
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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Death is tax deductible
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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This Shirt Is Made From Seal Cubs
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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I Cut Bitney Spears Hair
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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I made love in this t-shirt
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Made by the hands of little tiny Chinese children
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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I tried to think outside the envelope but got stuck on the edge
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt is made from recycled sheep
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Hope is what you turn to when you see flying pigs circling above
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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What can you get for 1s/3d nowadays
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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R.I.P......A.S.A.P
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Don't Touch What you Can't Pay For By American Express
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Don't Crowd Me
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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Secret Society Shhh!
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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Vote For The Other One
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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Today we eat...for tomorrow we die
of 69 votes, 9% like it
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The Truth Will Get You A Prison Sentence
of 69 votes, 10% like it
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The best things in life are tax free
of 81 votes, 22% like it
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It's not me it's you
of 79 votes, 15% like it
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The love of happiness is the root of all misery
of 78 votes, 13% like it
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Inside every Republican There's a good man tying to get out
of 80 votes, 16% like it
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Stealing is wr ng
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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Ugliness is only skin deep
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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Today is yesterdays future
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Fight ignorance with apathy
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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I know the answer but I can't remember the question
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Sadness is a mask that happiness wear when it's sad
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Strength is weakness in disguise
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I only give gifts that keep on giving
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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A paradox a day keeps the philosopher away
of 66 votes, 33% like it
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Do Not Walk On The Water
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Established since the beginning of time
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Let Feng Shui move you
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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If you can't find the solution change the problem
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Without my body I'm just a sentence
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not a dreamer I'm a eater
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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If cosmetic surgery doesn't work try embalming fluid
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Embalming is a dying art
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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The seeds of doubt are germinating
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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My stalker has dumped me for someone more famous
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I'm one colour short of a rainbow
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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My chromosomes are in mint condition
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I can see the light before it's arrived
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I thought indecision was a bad thing but now I'm not so sure
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Tomorrow's maths class is canceled due to a miscalculation
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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After 12 midnight I turn back into a nerd
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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To live forever is a lot of rent
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Young people are just old farts in the making
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt absorbs all evil
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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After 12 midnight I turn back into a Republican
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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After 12 midnight I turn back into a vegetarian
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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There's no substitute for the original
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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I only ever lie about the truth
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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I'm behind you a whole 40%
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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I came, I saw, I left by the back door
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Plant your dreams outside your head
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Two's sad Three's a Party Four's a cult
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Revenge is sweet but it can rot your teeth
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Knowledge is not as good as gossip
of 70 votes, 16% like it
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I come up with a great idea every 30 seconds
of 70 votes, 13% like it
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Stop combing my hair with your eyes
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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Without language we would never be able to lie to each other
of 71 votes, 17% like it
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I don't think anonymity gets enough publicity
of 71 votes, 15% like it
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Anonymity goes without saying
of 71 votes, 15% like it
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I could be an anonymous person and you'd never know
of 71 votes, 17% like it
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If I look happy I'm just exaggerating
of 75 votes, 15% like it
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Panic is like confusion but without the ambiguity
of 91 votes, 15% like it
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Ambiguity is like confusion but without the panic
of 90 votes, 14% like it
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Automatic Self-Destruction Activated
of 92 votes, 12% like it
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Say something inconsequential to me
of 91 votes, 14% like it
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Being alive is the best way to start the day
of 90 votes, 19% like it
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I just missed the future
of 91 votes, 13% like it
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i'm a very shy attenion seeker
of 87 votes, 14% like it
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My love is carbon neutral
of 85 votes, 14% like it
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My invisibility has wore off
of 85 votes, 22% like it
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Don't play poker with an origami expert they just keep folding
of 81 votes, 25% like it
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I'm your worst case scenario
of 79 votes, 13% like it
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If hip-hop is played but no one hears it, is it still bad music?
of 78 votes, 21% like it
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Sleep can cure insomnia
of 77 votes, 16% like it
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Ambiguity starts at the centre near the middle
of 77 votes, 19% like it
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The Pangaea Separatist Movement
of 76 votes, 14% like it
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Sweeter than honey and twice as cheap
of 76 votes, 16% like it
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Imitation is like copying but it's spelt differently
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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Reality is just a pale imitation of what's on the telly
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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I owe everything to food and oxygen
of 73 votes, 15% like it
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I'm pretending to notice you
of 73 votes, 12% like it
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I'm pretending to be here
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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Never pretend to be dead it's embarrassing
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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Take responsibility for your mistakes hide the evidence
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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I become invisible when I close my eyes
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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Do mermaids ride seahorses ?
of 84 votes, 12% like it
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Zebra's are badly camouflaged horses
of 84 votes, 17% like it
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Money makes the world go round but it's love that makes you dizzy
of 81 votes, 12% like it
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Inside every scientologist there's a Mormon trying to get out
of 81 votes, 14% like it
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If prunes had been the forbidden fruit we'd still be in paradise
of 81 votes, 20% like it
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I'm such a rebel I deliberately get lost on my way home
of 78 votes, 17% like it
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Stop global warming eat more ice cream
of 77 votes, 21% like it
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I listen to music you hate
of 77 votes, 26% like it
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With origami you can fold your enemy into a convincing chicken
of 76 votes, 17% like it
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I can see into the past and predict history
of 76 votes, 18% like it
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I predict the future is coming
of 82 votes, 27% like it
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There is no such thing as madness, it's all in your head
of 76 votes, 16% like it
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For every sin you commit Jesus gets his ears flicked
of 83 votes, 14% like it
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For every tree saved 100 books must die
of 82 votes, 24% like it
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An empty glass means it's your turn to buy the drinks
of 79 votes, 13% like it
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I walked the extra mile and was arrested for trespassing
of 79 votes, 15% like it
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You shouldve read that other guy's shirt it was hilarious
of 81 votes, 30% like it
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I loathe and despise negative thinking
of 80 votes, 18% like it
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Please tell me your problems I need a good laugh
of 79 votes, 13% like it
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One day we will look back on all this and nervously laugh
of 80 votes, 28% like it
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I saw a unicorn that looked exactly like a cow
of 81 votes, 17% like it
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How much would bacon cost if pigs could fly
of 79 votes, 14% like it
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Dont drop litter on the ground place it carefully on the pavement
of 78 votes, 13% like it
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Learn from the mistakes of smart people
of 80 votes, 19% like it
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Never run from a problem just casually walk away
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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Food is my medication
of 80 votes, 15% like it
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When I'm sad I think of you and realize things could be worse
of 80 votes, 16% like it
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Death is a bad omen
of 80 votes, 18% like it
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Happiness is finding two cherries on your cupcake
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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why is everyone so touchy about braille
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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Come any closer and I'll lick your face
of 75 votes, 21% like it
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I'm pregnant but I don't know who the mother is
of 74 votes, 19% like it
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Snowhite's printing counterfeit monopoly money
of 72 votes, 14% like it
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Mellow is the sophisticated version of cool
of 72 votes, 15% like it
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Learn from the mistakes of others it's quicker
of 74 votes, 16% like it
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No one seems interested in apathy anymore
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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I can see in the dark but there's never any thing there
of 74 votes, 16% like it
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I think I'm coming down with hypochondria
of 73 votes, 19% like it
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89% of lies are made-up
of 74 votes, 18% like it
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Yeserday used to be tomorrow
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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Irresistible force looking for immovable object
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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Love can't buy money
of 84 votes, 21% like it
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Mornings are the best way to start the day
of 82 votes, 20% like it
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Amnesia is one of the hardest words to remember
of 83 votes, 17% like it
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I've copyrighted your trademark
of 78 votes, 15% like it
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I can walk on water when it's frozen
of 80 votes, 24% like it
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It takes a lot of lying to convince people I'm honest
of 80 votes, 14% like it
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It takes a very special kind of individual to conform
of 78 votes, 14% like it
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Inside this cold hard exterior is a cold hard interior
of 82 votes, 33% like it
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Contains contents and ingredients and stuff
of 78 votes, 17% like it
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I have 37 friends
of 77 votes, 12% like it
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I can snore and listen to you at the same time
of 77 votes, 13% like it
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WARNING : There has been a spelling mistake on this notice
of 78 votes, 13% like it
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I can sleep with my mouth open
of 77 votes, 14% like it
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Your desperate scream for help are grating on my nerves
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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I'm so bored I follow my stalker around all day
of 78 votes, 21% like it
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Set your life to music
of 76 votes, 17% like it
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When I feel sad I just think of you, and I can't stop laughing
of 75 votes, 12% like it
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Jehovah has been put into the witness protection programme
of 75 votes, 13% like it
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This is the closest I've ever been to myself
of 74 votes, 12% like it
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Smoking can lead to burning
of 77 votes, 10% like it
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I can't remember what I forgot
of 75 votes, 12% like it
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Innocent people are wasting the time of the courts
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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Fractions are only part of the story
of 75 votes, 16% like it
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Fractions aren't the whole story
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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The more I know the less I care
of 77 votes, 12% like it
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War is so old fashioned
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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I can't afford to die even once
of 78 votes, 15% like it
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Time is a concept by which we measure our lateness
of 79 votes, 16% like it
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Without the space-time continuum we couidn't boil eggs
of 78 votes, 10% like it
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I hate listening to the end of other peoples sentences
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt seems to have put on about 10 pounds
of 80 votes, 16% like it
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Get rich quick, get disappointed even quicker
of 81 votes, 10% like it
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If your not the problem you must be the cause
of 81 votes, 17% like it
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I looked back over my life, but I fell asleep half way through
of 79 votes, 13% like it
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Stalking gets me out of the house
of 80 votes, 18% like it
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Choose a winner choose a gnome
of 77 votes, 9% like it
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For every nerd there's two disappointed parents
of 80 votes, 24% like it
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Cuddle that fear and hug that hate
of 80 votes, 9% like it
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Pixels are the new stardust
of 79 votes, 9% like it
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Some of my best friends are pixels
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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Fox News, let us do the lying
of 81 votes, 17% like it
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Photoshop is safer that plastic surgery
of 81 votes, 15% like it
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I'm very young for some one of my age
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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If you work with cows you deserve a pat on the head
of 82 votes, 13% like it
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Made from 100% fantastic fibers
of 81 votes, 11% like it
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I only use free range plastic
of 81 votes, 21% like it
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Made from 100% huggable cotton
of 83 votes, 23% like it
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I don't believe in sex after death
of 80 votes, 11% like it
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Never trust a cactus with your life savings
of 77 votes, 12% like it
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I can knit mittens to the rhythm of the beat
of 80 votes, 14% like it
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Choose your enemies, don't let them choose you
of 79 votes, 13% like it
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Fake is cheaper than real but I can only afford imaginary
of 78 votes, 18% like it
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How many fatal errors am I allowed
of 80 votes, 11% like it
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Death is a bit like sleep but without the dreams
of 79 votes, 9% like it
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My origami business just folded
of 78 votes, 23% like it
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Physics, it's a bit like playing twister
of 78 votes, 13% like it
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Don't worry about death, it's life that's gonna get you
of 78 votes, 10% like it
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Happiness is the warm glow of ignorance
of 78 votes, 13% like it
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The dead people can see me!
of 77 votes, 9% like it
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I told my imaginary friend to keep it real, so he died
of 77 votes, 18% like it
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If no one turns up that'll be me
of 77 votes, 10% like it
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There should be separate prisons for innocent people
of 77 votes, 16% like it
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Who stole the question mark
of 75 votes, 16% like it
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This is so much better than having to talk to you
of 76 votes, 11% like it
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Isn't this better than having to talk to me
of 79 votes, 10% like it
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I'm using my real name to protect my pseudonym
of 79 votes, 23% like it
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If you die you'll regret it
of 79 votes, 14% like it
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I found a dead china man in the pakaging of my new computer
of 78 votes, 10% like it
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A vacant mind should rent out a few rooms
of 77 votes, 8% like it
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My mind is closed for lunch
of 77 votes, 6% like it
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My mind is so open everytning gets out
of 78 votes, 8% like it
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I get payed in soup
of 78 votes, 14% like it
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You can call me Mr Tom Foolery
of 78 votes, 10% like it
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Keep it virtual
of 82 votes, 12% like it
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Lawyers and politicians are two cheeks of the same rear end
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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Bambi's mother was a drunk
of 80 votes, 9% like it
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He shot Bambi's mother---->
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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I didn't shoot Bambi's mother he did--->
of 80 votes, 8% like it
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Dehydrated water is the next big thing
of 79 votes, 18% like it
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Depression is no laughing matter
of 81 votes, 17% like it
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I've stolen the 27th letter of the alphabet and no one noticed
of 78 votes, 13% like it
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Cloths are censorship
of 81 votes, 9% like it
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Procrastination can Wait
of 80 votes, 18% like it
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I'm selling the 27th letter of the alphabet on e-bay
of 78 votes, 12% like it
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Paranoia is when you discover the truth about yourself
of 77 votes, 9% like it
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Ignorance is a secret between too fools
of 80 votes, 9% like it
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Time travel will never go out of date
of 79 votes, 24% like it
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Luck is when you get something you don't deserve
of 78 votes, 13% like it
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I can speak foreign in three different languages
of 79 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not LOST! I've just found a new place
of 78 votes, 9% like it
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Your talents aren't hidden, they lost
of 77 votes, 6% like it
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Men can multi-task they just don't want to talk about it
of 77 votes, 6% like it
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I've never lived for ever before
of 78 votes, 9% like it
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Stay alive or die trying
of 78 votes, 23% like it
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I collect letters of the alphabet, but I've only got 26 so far
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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Sequentiality...Next!
of 76 votes, 5% like it
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Your voice is music to a dead goat
of 76 votes, 9% like it
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My stupidity is masking my genus
of 79 votes, 19% like it
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Clothing Is Censorship
of 76 votes, 11% like it
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Think outside the trailer
of 75 votes, 13% like it
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I'm siting inside a box thinking whats outside
of 78 votes, 10% like it
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In the event of an accident have a change of underwear
of 75 votes, 8% like it
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It's too late to procrastinate now I'll do it tomorrow
of 76 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a veggievore I eat green meat
of 76 votes, 9% like it
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I'll procasinate tomorrow
of 76 votes, 13% like it
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Join Imaginary Friends Reunited
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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My invisable friend won't talk to me
of 76 votes, 11% like it
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My new security door has no locks or hinges and is made of bricks
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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My imaginary friend is having illusions of grandeur
of 75 votes, 13% like it
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If you can only see in black and white you're in the 50's
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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Death is an ominous sign of illness
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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My imaginary friend keeps talking to himself
of 75 votes, 16% like it
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My imaginary friend can play air guitar
of 76 votes, 12% like it
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I like thinking inside the box
of 74 votes, 8% like it
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I'm bullied by other people's imaginary friends
of 76 votes, 11% like it
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I have imaginary enemies
of 78 votes, 15% like it
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God@heaven.yahoo.com
of 76 votes, 9% like it
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My father looks up to me as a role model
of 74 votes, 9% like it
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I was an extra on the first moon landing
of 76 votes, 13% like it
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Nerdalisation
of 78 votes, 9% like it
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Don't watch some poor guy being beaten to death look away
of 78 votes, 6% like it
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Nerd activation imminent
of 82 votes, 11% like it
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Recycle your hopes and dreams
of 83 votes, 13% like it
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Every smile I get goes to charity
of 81 votes, 11% like it
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I have grave reservations about death
of 83 votes, 19% like it
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It's never too late to admit your wrong
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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It's never too late to admit I'm right
of 80 votes, 14% like it
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It's too late to get the joke now
of 82 votes, 9% like it
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Two wrongs don't make a right, they make justice
of 80 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a fictional character on the run from my creator
of 81 votes, 9% like it
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Never doubt your own existance
of 83 votes, 12% like it
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Only your enemies will be honest about your faults
of 81 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not late I'm just very early for tomorrow
of 82 votes, 15% like it
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My plants think I'm trying to drown them
of 84 votes, 12% like it
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Your called insane when the world just can't keep up with you
of 82 votes, 17% like it
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I'm digging an escape tunnel out of this world
of 83 votes, 13% like it
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My enemies can beat your enemies
of 85 votes, 8% like it
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Multi-tasking means you can make two mistakes at once
of 86 votes, 26% like it
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I can hear voices inside your head
of 84 votes, 13% like it
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Farting in public is an expression of honesty
of 83 votes, 13% like it
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You have great potential for improvement, in your next job
of 82 votes, 6% like it
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I require your total obedience in the fight against totalitarism
of 82 votes, 18% like it
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I have friends all over the world..they're called whales
of 82 votes, 7% like it
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The back of my hand looks so unfamiliar
of 81 votes, 12% like it
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I may be lost on the outside but inside I know were I am
of 79 votes, 10% like it
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I can't eat mermaids with bones in them
of 83 votes, 22% like it
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This is the end of the rainbow
of 80 votes, 15% like it
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NOTICE: Beware of unnecessary notices
of 82 votes, 18% like it
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Never underestimate the power of a good cup of tea
of 82 votes, 12% like it
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I'm close to nature, my hair falls out every autumn
of 81 votes, 11% like it
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would everyone gather round I need to borrow some money
of 82 votes, 12% like it
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I could give you a better answer if you change the question
of 80 votes, 13% like it
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If vegetables were made out of meat we would all be healthier
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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poetry is a bad song without music
of 81 votes, 14% like it
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I work best as a team player on my own
of 81 votes, 12% like it
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The end is far away
of 78 votes, 8% like it
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I'm addicted to breathing
of 85 votes, 13% like it
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Schizophrenia means I can Tango
of 87 votes, 10% like it
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Tear away in the event of an emergency
of 89 votes, 13% like it
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Save energy by not thinking
of 86 votes, 9% like it
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Sometimes life imitates reality shows
of 88 votes, 14% like it
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My lovers never dump me, they resign
of 87 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the worlds first identical twin-in-law
of 87 votes, 13% like it
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My favorite colour is day-glow orange
of 85 votes, 9% like it
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I've drawn a copy of my mind in case anything bad happens to me
of 86 votes, 12% like it
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Will eternity ever find a happy ending
of 86 votes, 13% like it
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Donkeys are just dirty zebras
of 86 votes, 10% like it
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If you can't beat 'em - rig the election
of 87 votes, 14% like it
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I lung New York
of 86 votes, 10% like it
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It's better to be than not to be
of 85 votes, 16% like it
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I can see your invisible friend
of 86 votes, 12% like it
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I know the answers I just don't know the questions
of 85 votes, 11% like it
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I used to live in the past when I was very young
of 87 votes, 14% like it
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Behind every successful women there is a pretty little butt
of 86 votes, 14% like it
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Some of my best friends are morons
of 85 votes, 11% like it
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I keep reminiscing about the future
of 86 votes, 12% like it
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I drowned a man with my water pistol
of 88 votes, 11% like it
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The kindness of one man can power a light bulb for 7 minutes
of 91 votes, 11% like it
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I've got more pockets than money
of 89 votes, 19% like it
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The evil of one man can power a whole city for a month
of 91 votes, 12% like it
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My mind will be recycled
of 90 votes, 11% like it
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These letters were taken from a sustainable alphabet
of 89 votes, 12% like it
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My real is realer than your real
of 89 votes, 15% like it
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Eat less to reduce surface area
of 88 votes, 14% like it
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Did your mother dress you again
of 96 votes, 10% like it
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You look like you need some artificial intelligence
of 95 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a self-assembled robot
of 96 votes, 13% like it
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Wikipedia knows your darkest secrets
of 97 votes, 25% like it
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passive smokers save money
of 93 votes, 12% like it
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Tangerine rhymes with orange if you scream loud
of 98 votes, 20% like it
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I throw counterfeit coins in the wishing well
of 99 votes, 25% like it
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Stupidity means nobody understands you
of 94 votes, 12% like it
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The dictionary doesn't have a plot and it's too wordy
of 97 votes, 28% like it
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Made By God
of 96 votes, 13% like it
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I Speak No English
of 95 votes, 11% like it
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agoraphobics have an altitude problem
of 94 votes, 11% like it
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I don't lie the facts do
of 94 votes, 12% like it
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What possibly could go wrong today ?
of 94 votes, 13% like it
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Don't give stupidity the oxygen of your thoughts
of 91 votes, 11% like it
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Don't say lie, say reconfiguring the facts
of 92 votes, 11% like it
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I'm so paranoid I even suspect myself
of 94 votes, 15% like it
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I am ahead of my time and behind in my rent
of 98 votes, 15% like it
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It's never too late to have regrets
of 99 votes, 11% like it
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Lord voldemort is my dad
of 108 votes, 11% like it
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Technology has caught up with me at last
of 106 votes, 12% like it
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Lets all get together and play solitaire
of 107 votes, 11% like it
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Extinct animals are rare
of 105 votes, 12% like it
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I've never seen a colour photo of a Zebra
of 114 votes, 24% like it
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Don't rush me it takes time to make-up the truth
of 106 votes, 12% like it
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One day evolution will make Canadians Americans
of 108 votes, 13% like it
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The voice of Justice has a throat infection
of 107 votes, 12% like it
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The voices in my head owe me rent
of 107 votes, 12% like it
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Happiness is pure ignorance
of 111 votes, 19% like it
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A lobotomy is the first and last step on the way to happiness
of 108 votes, 11% like it
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Total cynicisim is the first step on the way to wisdom
of 106 votes, 8% like it
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Working is the first step on the way to debt
of 106 votes, 9% like it
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Believing is the first step on the way to disappointment
of 107 votes, 14% like it
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Trying is the first step on the way to failure
of 104 votes, 13% like it
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I'm wise beyond my paycheck
of 105 votes, 11% like it
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Only you can see or hear me
of 103 votes, 12% like it
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I never lie I just use the wrong words
of 102 votes, 14% like it
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Genius is anything that impresses a stupid person
of 103 votes, 17% like it
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Laziness is the art of energy conservation at it's finest
of 105 votes, 25% like it
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It's only a mistake because some moron noticed it
of 100 votes, 12% like it
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Feel The Force
of 102 votes, 15% like it
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Atoms are just glorified Lego bricks
of 112 votes, 23% like it
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Inside our heads it must be completely dark
of 109 votes, 11% like it
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I think bondage is a very knotty subject
of 110 votes, 12% like it
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Commitment is not a word I can stick with
of 113 votes, 14% like it
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Do I exist or are you imagining me
of 112 votes, 13% like it
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I am intermittently constant
of 111 votes, 9% like it
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I can predict the past
of 109 votes, 17% like it
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Mermaids smoke seaweed
of 115 votes, 16% like it
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Drink coffee make mistakes quicker
of 114 votes, 15% like it
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Buy a fast car get nowhere quicker
of 113 votes, 13% like it
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Real is an expensive copy of fake
of 113 votes, 12% like it
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I can't keep it real
of 111 votes, 11% like it
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Spam is my favourite building material
of 110 votes, 10% like it
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I know nothing about ignorance
of 111 votes, 16% like it
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Chocolate is thicker that blood
of 109 votes, 15% like it
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Illiterate is the only word I can spell
of 108 votes, 11% like it
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I have a black belt in origami
of 114 votes, 20% like it
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Close is my favourite distance
of 109 votes, 11% like it
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My people will contact your people
of 110 votes, 13% like it
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Smile For Peace
of 111 votes, 14% like it
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Chocolate is a swinger
of 109 votes, 10% like it
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My rock has rolled away
of 107 votes, 9% like it
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Death is bad for your health
of 112 votes, 23% like it
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iEarth
of 111 votes, 10% like it
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I think in high-definition
of 110 votes, 15% like it
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Resistance is inevitable
of 107 votes, 9% like it
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This Is Not A Rehearsal
of 108 votes, 10% like it
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This is not an experiment
of 109 votes, 11% like it
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Copyright depends upon who stole the idea first
of 108 votes, 16% like it
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Some cloths are no more than body bags for the living
of 107 votes, 10% like it
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My socks are on fire
of 109 votes, 10% like it
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Originality depends upon who you stole the idea from
of 111 votes, 22% like it
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When people insult my levitation act I simply rise above it
of 111 votes, 17% like it
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The voices inside my head are swapping knitting patterns
of 108 votes, 16% like it
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I am that invisible friend
of 110 votes, 14% like it
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Life is like death, but a bit shorter
of 108 votes, 10% like it
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My psychiatrist just doesn't understand me
of 119 votes, 12% like it
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I make intelligent mistakes
of 120 votes, 14% like it
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Life is like a book, and someone has riped out the last page
of 118 votes, 13% like it
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Cooking Instructions:- Ask mum
of 121 votes, 17% like it
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C--l--a--u--s--t--r--o--p--h--o--b--i--a
of 124 votes, 15% like it
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I only eat friendly food
of 116 votes, 10% like it
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My mind is as empty as my pockets
of 116 votes, 14% like it
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I've given up quiting
of 114 votes, 17% like it
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I have diplomatic immunity
of 127 votes, 12% like it
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I am a freelance lover
of 127 votes, 10% like it
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I reversed over you cat
of 127 votes, 10% like it
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The outernet: A bit more rebel
of 128 votes, 13% like it
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Silence is when you no longer listen
of 128 votes, 12% like it
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Don't wake me up I living the dream
of 129 votes, 12% like it
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Freedom is just a melodramatic way of looking at shopping
of 124 votes, 8% like it
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Don't drop litter, throw it with style
of 128 votes, 14% like it
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Never talk to strange men,slip 'em a note
of 129 votes, 13% like it
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Old people can be very tough, best to use them in a casserole
of 127 votes, 12% like it
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Never give drugs to childen, let them buy their own
of 131 votes, 21% like it
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If there's any trouble we'll send in the clowns
of 126 votes, 16% like it
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Do deaf people ever hear voices in there heads
of 129 votes, 15% like it
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Do blind people ever have flashbacks
of 129 votes, 15% like it
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So few pandas....So many recipes
of 126 votes, 14% like it
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Think Without Fear
of 125 votes, 8% like it
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Where there's a will, there's usually a body
of 127 votes, 12% like it
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Hair is no more important then springcals on an ice cream
of 126 votes, 6% like it
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I am a washed-up genius
of 124 votes, 10% like it
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I am intermitingly interesting
of 125 votes, 13% like it
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So many endangered species....So few recipes
of 125 votes, 12% like it
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Death is natures way of saying slow down
of 125 votes, 10% like it
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Deja vu is so passe
of 127 votes, 14% like it
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Made by slave robots
of 133 votes, 14% like it
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People talk about freedom as if they had a choice
of 126 votes, 15% like it
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So many endangered species...so few marinates
of 128 votes, 9% like it
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Stop smoking and start smouldering
of 128 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt was designed using recycled ideas and organic children
of 132 votes, 17% like it
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If I don't exist who's wearing my shirt
of 128 votes, 13% like it
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I never whinge or whine I just like to elucidate on the issues
of 127 votes, 11% like it
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You are so much better than my last best friend
of 127 votes, 17% like it
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I am huge in Canada
of 132 votes, 14% like it
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Words are cheap so lets talk some more
of 128 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is made from recycled child labour
of 135 votes, 16% like it
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Rare Photo Opportunity
of 134 votes, 16% like it
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I have the brain of a genius.....in a bowl of vinegar
of 138 votes, 13% like it
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Made from 100% Chinese workers
of 140 votes, 13% like it
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One of us is lying
of 135 votes, 16% like it
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I've got the body of an 18 year old.....in my fridge
of 138 votes, 15% like it
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I forgot to feed my scape goat
of 136 votes, 18% like it
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Colonel Mustard killed the cat
of 140 votes, 13% like it
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Yellow is the poor man's Orange
of 140 votes, 15% like it
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Colonel Mustard killed J F Kennedy
of 140 votes, 11% like it
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I remember when the Jackson five were all the same colour
of 142 votes, 15% like it
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washing instructions: give it to mom
of 140 votes, 23% like it
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Cholesterrol-free guns
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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<-----He's paying for the drinks----->
of 136 votes, 12% like it
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I play air piano for the band
of 131 votes, 13% like it
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Suck Seeds and Influence People
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I worship your molecular structure
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Help me find ginger children a good home
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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I can respect a woman who keeps receipts
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Tattooing Snails Is A Life Choice
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The Mirror is lying AGAIN !
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Worship my mind but abuse my body
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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It may work in practice, but does it work in theory
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I can respect a woman who can take a good punch
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I Hog-Tied My Grandma And Showed It On YouTube
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I smell dead people, it's a terrible habit.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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Iam being spontaneous within specified parameters
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Gilwold The Gerkin Died On The plank For Us ( by a single nail)
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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BIG WORD little full stop
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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Daja Vu is so passe.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Cashmere socks sould only be worn on a tuesday.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
!dem ma I
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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!em pleH
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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<--- My bodyGuards -->
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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<----------Right Hand Lift Hand>---------->
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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<----------Right-Hand Left-Hand---------->
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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<----Love Handles--->
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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<----My Slave
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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<---Right Hand Left Hand--->
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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<--PAY PER VIEW-->
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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£ngland
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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" Don't Quote Me"
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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"Dad has gone over to the other side" He's dead "N
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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"dad has gone over to the other side" He's dead. "
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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"Humour is a weapon of mass distraction"
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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"I refuse to be quoted"
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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"Simply the pest"
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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'till dawn do us party
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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'till drawn do us party
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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'till music us do party
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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.....7 8 9 10..and your awake
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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.....the telly made me do it !
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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.....Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday they were the days
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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100% organic nylon
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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17%Reality 83%fantaisie
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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1oo% cuddly cotton
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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47%Lawyer 53%Horse Manure
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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51% Lies 49% Truth 14% Don't Know
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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63%Human 16%robot 11%dog 10%plastic
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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67%human 33%politician
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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69%Greed 31%Hunger
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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9 times out of 10 Death is fatal
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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92% of the truth is made up
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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98% lover 2% caution
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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A doodle can speak a hundred words
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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A zebra never changes its bar code
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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A cactus is just a bone idle porcupine
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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A chimp in clothing ----->
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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A Clockwork Doughnut
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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A concept is any idea that can't make a profit
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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A crowd of nerds is called a herd
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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A crowd of nerds is called a jerkon
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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A geek is a sub-standard Greek
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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A good idea is the first step to catastrophe
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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A great man once said "what's the time"
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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A great man once said "what's the time"
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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A lack of money is the root of all evil
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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A lack of money is the root of all evil
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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A lack of money is the root of all evil
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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A lie is when the truth get bad publicity
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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A lie is when the truth gets bad publicity
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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A nerd is a shiver looking for a spine to run up
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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A One Off
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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A pessimist says the glass is empty an optimist says your round
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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A picture speak a thousand words unfortunaly it's an abstract
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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A piece of string is twice as longer as a bit of rope
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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A piece of string is that long
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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A problem shared is a problem doubled
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A problem shared is too much infomation
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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A savaloy is a youny spam
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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A true pessimist believes the earth is on a steep slop
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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A vacant mind should advertise for lodgers
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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A wise man learns from the mistakes of others
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Abandon a charity today
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Abandon a child for charity
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Absolute pickles
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Abstract concepts are made of concrete
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Abstract concepts are made of cotton
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Abstract concepts are made of perspex glass
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Abstract concepts contain zero fat
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Abstract food lacks flavour but there's plenty of choice
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Accentuate the Green
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Accentuate the Sound
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Accentuate the very average
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Acid Temple Music
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Acrophobics have an altitude problem
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Act now think later
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Action speaks loader than E-Mails
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Action talks louder than words that's why I shout a lot
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Actions speak loader than postcards
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Actions speak loader than sticky notes
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Activate The Hug -Imperative
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Actual Colour
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Advertise in this space
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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After 12 midnight I turn into Dead Bob
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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After 12 midnight this shirt turns into my pyjamas
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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After death you tend to look at life though rose tinted glasses
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Agoraphobia is a waste of space
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Agoraphobia-Tourettitus:- Compulsion to swear in confined spaces
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Ain't done that, didn't see it, who are you?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Alcohol is thinker than blood
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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alcoholism is when need outstrips demand
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Algebra I could never work her out
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Alien presence detected
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Alive happy and free
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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All claims automatically invalidate insurance contract
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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All claims received automatically invalidate insurance contract
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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All my money has turned into teeth !
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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All my toys are made from sustainable plastic
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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All our tomorrows
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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All that matters now is toffee shoes
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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All the excitement has gone out of losing
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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All the fun has gone outa making money
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Almost did it!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Always help an old woman with heavy shopping change hands
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Always face up to your responsibility wearing a mask
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Always keep friends and enemas apart
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Always look on the wry side of life
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Always remember a problem aired can be depressing to others
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Always remember a problem aired is a problem shared
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Always remember that stupid people make you look good
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Always remember the golden rule, never forget the golden rule
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Always remember, a problem shared is a problem doubled
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Am I half dead or half alive
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Am I half fool or half genus
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Am I the only one with hoofed feet
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Ambiguity starts somewere in the middle
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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AMBULANCE (derrorim denetirw )
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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American Encyclopedia: Ask Away
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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American, young and talented
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Amnesia solves most problems
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Amnesia..?...Who?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Amnseia is not having to say sorry
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Anagram me this:- I ovle uyo
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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And the computer says.....no!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Angles are just molded spam
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Anonymity is an unknown quantity
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Anonymity is the new fame
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Anorexia is a slight problem
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Another Brave New War
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Anti-Anti
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Anti-everything shirt
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Any bad spells today and I let the twigs out of your broom
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Any one got a chocolate patch I am tying to quit
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Any one got a spare chocolate patch, I tying to quit
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Any question you ask me will be changed an administration fee
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Anyone for war!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Anyone want to compare scars
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Anything could happen in the next 30 minutes
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Anything could happen when you talk to me
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Apocalptic Broccoli
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Are emotional centers functioning within specified parameters
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Are the voters real?
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Are we there yet!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Are we there yet.....
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Are you wearing a dead goat?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Are your teeth sweating yet
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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argumentative agoraphobics have an altitude problem
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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ARTIVITY
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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As one door closes another door is locked
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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As seen on the most wanted list
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Ask me about wednesday
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Ask me any question you want
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Ask me directions to any where
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Ask me no questions and I won't answer with lies
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Ask the owner's permission before using
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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At last! technology has caught up with me
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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At night I use my minds eye to see with
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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At the moment I'm enjoying my childhood
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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At the moment I'm enjoying my crazy years
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Authentic Official Of Authority Of The Piggy Bank
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Authentication Pending
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Authoritarian: just say yes
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Automatic Self-Reincarnation Activated
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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AVERAGE ENOUGH
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Back To School.... .2007
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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BACKSTAGE PASSES HERE
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Bad-Boy-Bad
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Bad-Girl--Bad
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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BadBoyBad meets BadGirlBad
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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BadBoyBadGirl
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Bakers are needy people
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Bakers need a lot of dough
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Bald patches are a sign of great wisdom
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Bald patches are the finger prints of God
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Bald patches is hair riped out my naked women
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Baldness is a gift from the gods
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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baldness is next to manliness
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Bambi LOOOOOOOSER !
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Ban fire it hurts
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Ban invisable ink
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Ban invisible
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Ban Invisible Doughnuts
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Ban invisible ink
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Ban invisible money
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Ban invisible ring doughnuts
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Ban Invisible signs
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Ban morons from voting and going to the toilet on their own
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Ban the bons bons
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Ban the letter i it keeps winking at me
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Ban the number 11 it's an insult to fat people
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Ban the number 27 it's ugly
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Ban the number 88 it encourages obesity
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Ban the number 88 it encourages obesity
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Ban the word NO
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Banana Slippers Have Real Appeal
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Banana slippers real appeal
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Bang!..Bang!..Bang!..the geek season opened with a flourish
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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BANK OF PIGGY
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Bannana slipper have real apeal
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Bave New Peace
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Bave New Shirt Day
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Bave New Sound
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Bave New Times
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Be A Green Smoker
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Be a greener smoker
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Be careful in every conceivable situation
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Be gentle I bruse easly
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Be kind to our world
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Be my lover or else I'll boil your bunny
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Beautiful body shame about the music
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Beauty ends when the football starts
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Beauty ends where hunger begins
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Beauty is only fiber deep
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Beep! Beep! BOOM!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Beer makes me go all shy and silly
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Behind every successful man theres a woman spending all his money
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Being drunk and dancing on a table looks so cool on YouTube
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Believable Story
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Believe the truth, but never trust it
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Below sub-zero and counting
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Betamax was the future
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Better E-Bay than dump it in the sea
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Better to die in debt than live as a virgin
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Beware of BIG lies
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Beware Of The Dog In My Pocket
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Beware of the Wart-Harvester
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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BEWARE: bulimic zombies will nibble you to death
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Beyond the Dream
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Beyound The Music Is Me
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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BIG ENOUGH !
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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BIG PURPLE SPOT
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Bill Gates doesn't know about this shirt
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Bill Gates has personally endorsed this great shirt
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Bill Gates has personally endorses this shirt
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Bill Gates knows about this shirt
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Bill Gates LOOOOSER !
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Bill Gates refused to endorse this shirt
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Birth, It the best way to start your life
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Bitter and twisted is my favourite colour
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Bitter and twisted is my favourite look
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Bitter and twisted is my type of people
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Bitter and twisted is your best look
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Blah Blah Blah....ect.ect.ect
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Blair and Bush have a special needs relatetionship
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Blame someone else you know it'll make you feel good inside
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Blame someone else you know it'll make you feel good inside
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Bling Bling...that's the noise my new flash phone makes
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Bling Bling..Bling Bling..My new ring tone!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Blue no more
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Bluetack chesse...yum yum
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Body parts for sale!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Body Type K23 :- Looks like badly packed sausages
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Bomb ignorance out of existance
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Bondage doughnuts
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Boredom is when you dig too deep
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Born In The 20th Century
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Braille mirrors - seeing is believing
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Brave New Clothes
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Brave New Shirt
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Brave New Toys
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Breaking News:- They lie to you and they cheat
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Breast milk is best for coffee
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Bring back Elvis
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Bring back the dead
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Bring back the fog
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Bring back the love
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Bring back the MAGIC BOOMERANG
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Bring in a fat tax
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Britain invented the world
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Britney Spears has gone into rehab at the Early Learning Centre
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Brought the shirt didn't see the movie
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Bullet Proof stitching
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Bureau De Change
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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bureau de change: cash for doughnuts
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Burn books on global warming
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Burp!..Slurp!..Glup!..ZZZZZ
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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But will you love tomorrow when the morning comes ?
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Buying shoes can lead to sex
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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By Harpies For Harpies
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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By reading this you have agreed to become a homosexual
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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By reading this you have agreed to become a scientologist
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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By the time this message gets to you it will be far too late
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Cage The Dream
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Cal the police escaped clown
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Calorie-free shoes
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Can you eat a tin of Chinese alphabet soup without a translator
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Can I be the enemy you never had
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Can I be your eye candy?
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Can I be your invisible friend
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Can I get wikipedia in a hard back cover?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Can someone remind what the question was?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Can the internet make chocolate....NO!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Can you feel the attraction
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Can you hear the twisting silence
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Can you spare any money for a cup of tea
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Cancellation in progress
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Carbon dioxide needs hugs as well
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Cash Dispensing Machine
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Castrate a nerd and save the worlds carisma supply
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Casual Elegance all the way
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Catuses need hugs to
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Cause of death: Nothing serious
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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CAUTION! The future is unpredictable
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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CAUTION!: Hot Surface
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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CAUTION!: This notice is wrong
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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CAUTION: Future Ahead
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Caution: Money problems ahead
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Caution: Road sign ahead
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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CAUTION: This is not an exit
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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CAUTION: This is not soup
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Cecil says go!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Celebrities keep stalking me
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Charging Completed
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Charity always begins in the pocket
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Charity ends here
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Charlotte-in-cali how many
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Chashmere socks should only be worn when your dead
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Cheap at half the price
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Cheap at last!...Cheap at last!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Cheating Backholes
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Cheer up it's not as if this is the worst case scenario
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Cheer up, we got over that hill
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Cheese has ruined my life
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Cheese makes your nose shine
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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CHEMICAL HAZARD
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Chemical Road
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Chick to enlarge for full picture and my number
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Chickens are no good J-walkers
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Child Of Vector
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Child of the world
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Children of the universe are we
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Children Of The Vibe
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Chillex
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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China In Made
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Chiropodists stand at the foot of history
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Chocolate furtune doughnuts is the next big thing
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Chocolate is a concept by which we measure our waist
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Chocolate is a lover
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Chocolate is a raver
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate is music to my tongue
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Chocolate makes me go all shy and silly
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Chocolate you know who you are
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Chocolatelessnessism
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Chocolatenoodles you make me go all shy and silly
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Cholesterol-Free T-Shirt
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Choose the ugly one
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Choose wisely choose me
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Choose your enemies, don't let them choose you
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Choose Your Game!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Christmas has moved to a new address
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Chumbawamba means I love you in nerd-speck
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Cigarettes can burn holes in your pocket
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Cinnamon Is The New Nutmeg
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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ck fu the clowns
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Clap your hands if your happy
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Clearance Sale
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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cliches are just money for old rope
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Click on I'd wear it for cash prize
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Click on I'd wear it for free Insurance
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Click to enlarge for full picture and my number
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Clique of the clicks
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Close down all american concentration camps
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Close your eyes and hold your hands out
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Close your eyes and it's night, who said fun costs money
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Close your eyes during the day and help save energy
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Close your eyes during the day and save energy
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Close your eyes during the day to save energy
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Close your eyes you won't want to see me like this
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Closed All Day
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Closed For Lunch
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Closing down all systems
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Closing down sale due to Armageddon
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Closing down sale everything must go!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Clothe the wicked and wise and anyone who's name begins with an O
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Cloths designed by artificial intelligence
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Cloths are for the shy
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Cloths are for wimps
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Cloths are no more than sweet wrappers
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Cloths are no more then sweet wrappings
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Cloths are our designer skins
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Clown by Day Clown by Night
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Clown By Day.........Clown By Night
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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CLOWN BY NIGHT
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Clown Doughnuts
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Clown Sell Spam
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Clowns Sell Drugs
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Clowns Sell Spam
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Clowns with black teeth and smoke stained eyes...No thank you
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Clowns with black teeth..No thank you!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Club 18 to Stupid
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Club 18-stupid
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Coffee is a gateway drug
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Coffee is a gateway drug that leads straight to Starbucks
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Coffee Never Sighs
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Coffee the new Tea
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Coffee-Driven-go-getter
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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College Motto: Two steps forward, three steps back
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Colonel mustard killed Ann Nicole-Smith in the library with a gun
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Colonel Tom
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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come any closer and I'll draw a clowns face on you
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Come any closer and I'll suck your lips
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Come close to the edge with me
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Comedians are just a joke waiting to happen
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Comedians!..there just a joke
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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communications permitted
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT:- Out of order
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Computers never lie their only obeying orders
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Computers never lie they just follow orders
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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computers never lie they just reflect the data
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Concrete is an abstract concept
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Confidence is the first step towards catastrophe
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Confusing? you don't know where south begins
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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confusion is the difference between what you thought you knew
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Confusion is when your not sure about something that might be
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Conquer yourself and be charged with crimes against humanity
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Consider the cactus
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Contact is inevitable
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Contact is my favourite distance
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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contain your enthusiasm
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Contains Cellulite
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Contains Contents
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Contains no ingredients
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Contains sugar and spice and all things nice
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Contradiction is the poor man's hypocrisy
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Contradictions are aspects of the same truth
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Conversion Imminent
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Cool people are Hot
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Coollex
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Copying is the best way to imitate a fake
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Corpses make good community workers
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Corpses make good listeners
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Cosmetic psychiatrist
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Cosmetic surgeons are evolutionists
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Cotton Love
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Coughettes made by gaspers
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Could some give me directions I 'm lost in my own thoughts
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Could someone order me a pizza ?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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could someone please scratch my back
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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could someone please scratch my back
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Could someone tell me what I just said it might be important
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Could the last person to leave Mexico please turn off the lights
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Could you autograph my shirt. Thanks
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Could you speck louder!
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Couple is my favourite number
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Crash dummies are the new drop-outs
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Crazy is a line we walk when the lemon dragon is a beachcomber
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Crazy is just a line we drop when the lemon dragon dances
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Creative Inertia Rules
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Cress the dumb brother of Chess
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Cross a Mormon with a Scientologist you get a very silly alien
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Cry Freebies
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Cupid to stupid
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Cupid to stupid are you receiving me
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Curiosity can very quickly lead to dead cats
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Curiosity is the mother of imagination
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Curiosity killed apathy so boredom killed curiosity
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Curiosity killed the scapegoat
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Curiosity made the cat wise
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Cut alone dotted line..............
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Cynic are liers
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Dad has gone over to the other side "He's dead?" No his
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Dad my prono mag serve me as a bible, almanac and prayer book
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Daytime Dreaming
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Dead Donkey Music Takes You There
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Dead donkeys don't talk!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Dead No More
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Dead People Pie
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Dead people reunited
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Death comes before a fall
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Death go wash your hands
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Death is a one trick pony
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Death is a worry free loan
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Death is a worry free zone
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Death is another way of saying I am busy
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Death is bad for your complexion
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Death is bad for your teeth
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Death is just a hiccup
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Death is like sleep without the worry
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Death is so boring
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Death is so cheesy
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Death is so rude
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Death offen offends
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Death you are such a freak
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Death you haven't touched your spam
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Debt means somesone cares about you
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Debt means to weren't stupid enough to use your own money
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Debt means you've made some new friends
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Debts are old credit
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Debts are silent
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Deluded people can do anything
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Depression is only thought deep
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Designed by artificial intelligence
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Designed by artificial intelligence built by robot
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Designer truth is the future
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Did Jesus pay inheritance tax when he came back from the dead
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Did nursey dress you
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Did you remember to water the plants today ?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Didn't do it, ain't done that, never heard of him
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Didn't I see you at some time in the unknowable future
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Dimettes and fruit loops remind me of you
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Do deaf people ever hear voices in their head ?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Do hermits ever hear voices in their head ?
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Do I need copyright to dream of you
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Do I owe anyone money if so they will have to pay me a retainer
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Do madmen have cockoo clocks that go barr barr ?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Do madmen have cuckoo clocks ?
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Do my chests look big wearing this
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Do my ears look big wearing this ?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Do my shoulders look big in this
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Do not disturb me I am thinking
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Do Not Disturb The Love
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Do not eat more than 24 doughnuts in a 12 hour period
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Do not eat more than 8 doughnuts in a 12 hour period
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Do not experiment with death
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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DO NOT FEED THE BEAST
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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DO NOT FEED THE NUMBER
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Do not feed the pigeons
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Do not speak to driver as contents may cause drowsiness
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Do not think as it may cause drowsiness
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Do not touch, hot surface
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Do robots dream of electric sheep ?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Do somethig stupid today!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Do something new today!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Do these plastic clogs make me look sexy
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Do to pigeons what pigeons would do to you
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Do Tongans speak in tongues
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Do transfarmers dress up in cow's cloths
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Do transfarmers dress up in cow's cloths
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Do transfarmers dress up in cow's cloths
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Do transfarmers dress up in cow's cloths
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Do transfarmers dress up in cow's cloths
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Do transformers dress up in women's cloths
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Do you know any stupid questions?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Do you know how many pacmen your father has killed
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Do you know how to keep an idiot wondering ?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Do You Know The Answer ?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Do You Know The Question ?
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Do you know what you need to be free ?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Do you know who I am....I'm famous
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Do you remember were you where the day the music died
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Do you remember where you where the day you robbed my house
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Do you wanna play strip twister
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Do you want me to explain that last joke to you ?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Do you want to be breastfeed
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Do you want to be my eye candy?
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Do you want to come back to my place for a coffee and bath
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Do you want to pet my shirt
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Do you want to stroke my shirt
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Do you want to suck my shirt?
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Dodo soup is very expensive
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Does any one know any thing about the mystery tour
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Does any one know when or where the mystery tour begins
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Does anyone know the the way to amarillo?
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Does anyone want to listen my problems?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Does my chest look big in this
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Does my chest look big in this?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Does my chest look big wearing this
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Does my chest look small in this shirt
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Does my head look big in this
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Does my head look big wearing this
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Does my shirt look big with this chest
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Does my shirt look nervous
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Does my stomach look big in this ?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Does my waist look slim in this
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Does the sun have a winter?
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Doing less a lot quicker is progress
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Don't always believe in the truth
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Don't asks me for money as hysterical laughter often offends
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Don't be a stranger be a missing person
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Don't be economical with your love
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Don't believe every lie your told
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Don't believe every thing you read in the tea leafs
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Don't blame it on the bogie blame it on me
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Don't blame on the boogie blame it on the taxman
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Don't blame yourself seek an alternative prospective
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't build on my personal space
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Don't bully nerds...I'm only joking!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Don't bully nerds...let me me do it
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't buy expensive binoculars just get closer to it
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Don't censor the shirt
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Don't Clone The Clown
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Don't die lie
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Don't disrespect the game
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Don't disrespect the music
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Don't drop litter discard it with disdain
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Don't drop litter, throw it with aplomb
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Don't eat my doughnut as a Chinese burn often offends
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Don't end something you can't start
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Don't even dream of wearing bigger earrings than me
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Don't ever chuckle at me again
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Don't Fooled Again
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Don't forget to feed the crows
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't forget to tip me
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Don't get to know me as love often hurts
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Don't give gossip the oxygen of your tongue
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Don't give lies the oxygen of publicity
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Don't give murders oxygen
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Don't help! I'm being held hostage volantarily
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Don't judge a person by their stupid ugly face
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Don't kiss the clown
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Don't let the limitations and expectations of others crush you
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Don't look at me with those eyes, feel me with those hands
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Don't make me laugh..you won't like when I laugh!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Don't mess with extinction
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Don't play God with religion
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Don't pull on that string
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Don't pull on that string you don't know what it's tied to
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Don't rush me it takes time to make up the truth
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Don't say lie, say reconfigure in oder to correlate the facts
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Don't say oops say woops
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Don't smile, the worst is yet to come
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Don't smoke in the toilets and I won't poo in the ashtrays
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't speak on the dotted line
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Don't speak to the driver as contents may cause drowsiness
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Don't speak with your mouth open, close it then talk
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Don't tell me it's so Joe
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Don't tell me what day of the week it is
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Don't trust a country with an abbreviation for its name
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Don't try to squeeze the bones dry
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Don't vote for the Apathy Party
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Don't waste words giving pointless advice
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Don't worry about death it's life that's the problem
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Don't worry about the quality or length think of other people
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Don't worry about the worry cost worry about the interest rate
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Don't you know me, I can't remember you but I got a bad memory
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Donkeys are mixed up Zebras
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Donkeys are only skin deep
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Dont twist my mellon
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Dose anyone want to swap with me ?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Dose my shirt look small with this chest
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Doughnudroids: Now they're going to eat you
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Doughnuts are a gateway food
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Doughnuts are bigger on the inside
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Doughnuts are irreducibly complex
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Doughnuts for hire
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Doughnuts is spelt Doughnuts
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Doughnuts keep me real
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Doughnuts will never lament us
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Doughnuts without jam is unthinkable
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Download the world and make a copy
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Doyoufindyourunoutofspacesothat youcan'tfinishofyourslogan
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Dream of new colors
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Dream of new colours
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Dreams are the eyes of the imagination
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Dreams: The shorter they live the brighter they shine
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Drink Fight and watch the Match
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Drinks addicted to me
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Drinks are addicted to me
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Drool but don't slobber
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Drunken-Go-Getter
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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DRY PAINT
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Due to lack of interest this solgan has been canceled
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Dying is a way to make more room for computers
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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E-doodle Me
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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E-Envelopes for sale
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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e-femail
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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E-mail me soon
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Ear-Trumpets ,spinning Tops & Rhubarb who am I?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Easy Bus Passenger
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Easy-Male
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Eat a doughnut for charity
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Eat now grow later
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Eat now or takeaway?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Eating is a conspiracy by the food companies
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Eccles cake the poor man's doughnut
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Education is like doughnuts for the mind
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Eggs Have Ears And I'm Going Mad
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Elvis works in a spam factory
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Encryption ?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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English, young and talented
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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ENQUIRIES HERE
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Enter if your 18 or over
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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ENTER:- If your 18 to Stupid
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Entertainment Unlimited
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Enter_________Leave
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Epic makes me random
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Epiphany was my first real girlfriend she change my life
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Escalators never brake down they just become stairs
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Established in the 2oth century living in the 21st
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Eternity is a bit on the long side
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Eternity is stubborn
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Euphoria is in my world
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Even my worst enemy likes my music
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Even people I owe money to like me
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Even the devil has to pay taxes
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Ever since you died you haven't spoken a single word to me
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Ever since you died you've mellowed out a lot
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Every Canadian has a ginger side
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Every Canadian has a little bit of clown in 'em
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Every kiss I get goes to charity
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Every one is entitled to someone else's opinion
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Every time I start you stop
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Every time you bend over the whole room lights up
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Every time you insult me you get an inch shorter
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Every time you insult me you get another wrinkle
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Every Time You Tell A Lie A Little Fairy Has To Die
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Every Time You Tell The Truth, A Little Baby Grows A Tooth
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Every where I go I take my problems with me
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Every where I go I take the shirt with me
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Every word has a meaning and every letter plays it's part
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Every word I speak has a meaning
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Every word spoken is a stroke of the artist brush upon the canvas
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Everyone has my opinion if that's what what they don't want
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Everyone is born speaking English but not everyone can remember
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Everyone things I'm paranoid!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Everyone's a lier
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Evil but nice
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Evil is never on time
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Evolution for clowns
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Evolution is change for the better
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Evolution is natures democracy
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Evolution is progress
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Evolution will eventually turn religion into a lava lamp
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Evolution will turn into a colour that doesn't have a name
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Evolution will turn into something that doesn't even have a name
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Exactly how roughly?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Exactly where abouts in America is the rest of the world ?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Excuse me I believe this is your buck
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Existence is all in the mind
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Exit wound proof
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Expect me round when you see me at your door
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Expensive at half the price
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Experience the experiment
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Experiment with life
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Experiment with me
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Experimental hugging researcher
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Experimentation is a wonderful thing
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Expiry Date:- Infinite
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Expiry Date:-none
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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EXPLETIVE OFF !
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Expletive repeated
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Exposure to death is silly
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Extented Cool
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Extinct animals are deaf
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Extra Cool
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Extra Green thoughts
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Extra Sensory Perception
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Extreme Spirographing
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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eye to eye contact
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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EYE TO EYE....CONTACT
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Face In The Dream
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Face under construction
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Face up to your responsibilities with a shrug of the shoulders
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Facts an evidence must be backed up by gossip and hear say
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Faileur
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Fake is cheaper that real but I can only afford imaginary
of 3 votes, 100% like it
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FAKE SPAM ALERT
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Fake tan woman you owe me money
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Fake Walmark
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Fakington Sham
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Fall into the arms of a cup of coffee
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Fall into the arms of a great lover
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Fall into the arms of a real geek
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Fantasy under construction
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Farting is just another way of saying I respect you
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Faster! Faster!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Fat people plan ahead
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Fat women must eat an enormous amount of vegetables
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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FAT-FREE LOANS
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Fatness is just planing ahead
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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fe-mail
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Feak seeker of note
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Feed a man for a day or tell him how to lie, feed him for life
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Feed me and iron my cloths
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Feeding the pigeons is strictly prohibited
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Feel the warm blissful glow of ignorance
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Fight crime with a shrug of the shoulders
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Fight ignorance with lies
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Film stars are only failed Presidents
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Find a lost sock and you find a lost pen!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Find me I'm lost!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Find the problem to the solution and solve the puzzle
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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find the secret pocket
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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FIRE ENTRANCE
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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FIRE HAZARD
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Fishing is like knitting in slow motion
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Five thirds of people are no good at maths
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Flip-flops have rights as well
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Flip-Flops need to be loved as well
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Flip-Flops of the World Unite
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Flollow me to starvation
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Food is for whips
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Fools to my right and left and fools behind and in front of me
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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For a moment there I thought I had a good idea
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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For every bad slogan jesus gets his ear flicked
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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For every nerd these two disappointed parents
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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For me every days a Tuesday
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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FOR SALE notice SOLD
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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FOR SALE: Emergency rib repair kits in case of excessive laughter
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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FOR SALE:- My Granny
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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FOR SALE:- Paris Hilton's Orange day-glow underwear
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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FOR SALE:- The 1960's
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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FOR SALE:- The 1990's
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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FOR SALE:- The Universe
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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FOR SALE:- The World & moon
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Forced tattooing is the next big thing
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Forget the message and the message will foeget you...
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Fox News brought to you by the letter O and the colour blue
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Frankie did it his way
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Freckles are moments in time
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Freckles are teeny weeny little time portals
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Freckles are the kisses of tiny little angles
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Freckles are the teardrops of tiny little angles
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Freckles are tiny weeny time portals
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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FREE CECIL!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Free Entertainment
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Free Parking Here
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Free the words
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Free your mind & release the words
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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FREE yourself SEE yourself
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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FREE! gift inside
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Freedom is not a fashion accessory
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Freedom is the price we must pay in the war against the smurfs
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Freedom should cost nothing
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Freedom? I thought you had to pay for your doms
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Friends are like enemys expecpt enemys dont borrow money
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Friends may come and go but enemies are for life
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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FRISBEE FORCE ONE
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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From little acorns great furniture will grow
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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From the ignominy of illiteracy came forth hip hop...sigh
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Fully Operational
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Funship
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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G is for code
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Gasparettes:- Made from the contents of emptied ashtrays
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Geekette sister
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Geeklessnessism
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Geeks eat nerdles
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Generation I
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Generation under construction
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Genius is a word stupid people use
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Genius is anything I can't do
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Genius is being good at, what everyone else is bad at
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Genus is:- 1% inspiration 99% delegation
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Genus is:- 1% inspiration 99% water
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Genus isn't what you think but who thinks it first
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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George.W.Bush LOOOOSER !
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Get a life, be a vampire
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Get rich quick and get disapointed even quicker
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Gherkins are not human
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Ghosts are just bulimic zombies
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Ginger children need a good home too!
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Ginger children need a good home too!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Ginger people is natures way of saying cheer-up
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Give destiny a chance
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Give Gambling An Even Chance
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Give me a dollar and I'll sing you a song
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Glastonbury Festival 2007 UK
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Glastonbury Fever
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Global warming could kill all our furniture
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Global warming will be the greatest challenge yet for gamesters
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Go ahead Bambi, do ya feel lucky
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Go ahead pull my finger
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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GO FETISH!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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GO NOW!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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GO ON ! Pull my finger
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Go on Cecil,make my day
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Go on! pull my finger!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Go on....pull my toe
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Go Places Vist Your Mind
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Go Play
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Go Shopping Go Now
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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GO START
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Go straight to Canada and don't collect $200
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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God bless the Internet....armen
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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God doesn't save he invests
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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God doesn't save he invests in government bounds
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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God is a hypacondriac
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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God is a meglomainiac
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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God Never Takes Responsibility
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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God SpeaksEnglish!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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God Spends
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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God was made by artificial intelligence
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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God's a geek
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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God: Just say NO!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Godlessnessism
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Going-Going-Gone-Come-Back
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Gone tripping
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Good cloths too bad about the body
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Good half--Bad Half
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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goodby--Missing you already
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Gossip is power
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Gossip Shop and eat Chocolate
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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GOVERMENT HEALTH INFOMATION:Be safe
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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GOVERMENT HEALTH WARNING:Hot water can hurt
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Grave digging maybe a dead end job but I find it very fulfilling
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Great £ngland
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Great England
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Green is how orange looks when it dies
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Green is such a beautiful colour
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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greetings earthlings I come to conquer
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Greetings earthlings we have come to take your oil
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Guantanamo Bay Housing Association
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Guantanamo Bay Souvenir T-Shirt (orange)
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Guantanamo Bay:- Neighbourhood Watch Association
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Guess how much I own and you can pay of my debts for free
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Guess how much I weigh
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Guess my name and let the adventure begin
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Gulp Gulp Gulp...BERP!...FART!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Hair is just unnecessary wrapping
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Hair is the poor mans bald
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Half Beast....Half Tomato
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Half Robot-Half Beast-Half Human
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Half-devil- Half tomato
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Hallelujah praise the money
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Hallelujah praise the music
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Hamburger eats Clown
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Hand washed and ironed by my mother
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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HANDS ON !
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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HANDS UP !
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Hands up ! It's a stick up !
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Happiness in only a number away
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Happiness is being allowed to dress yourself every morning
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Happiness is finding a cake with a whole bowl of cherries on top
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Happiness is finding an onion you never paid for
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Happiness is finding out your not a reptile after all
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Happiness is finding two cherries on your cake
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Happiness is only a stones throw away
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Happiness is only one number away
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Happiness is seeing you rival tie to a donkey
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Happiness is when a geeks subscription to boys-r-us runs out
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Happiness is when you discover you've got you a cell to yourself
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Happiness is when you discover your the only one with webbed feet
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Happiness is when you realise that hell doesn't exist
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Happiness is when your given a cell to yourself
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Happiness is....a beagle testing cigarette patches
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Happy days are here again !
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Happy Hip & Happening People
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Harmony, when fools agree
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Harry Potter eats spam
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Harry Potter for Governor of California
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Harry Potter is Bi-Curious
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Harry Potter LOOOOSER!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Harry Potter Make My Day !
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Harry Potter was born in Royston Vasey
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Harry Potter wears a gimp mask
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Harry Potter won the spelling B
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Hate breeds hate, Love breeds children
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Have you ever seen a zebra and a penguin in the same room?
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Have you ever seen Barack Obama and O.J.Simpson in the same room
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Have you ever seen Forest Gump and George Bush in the same room
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Have you ever seen Pee Wee and George Bush in the same room?
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Have you had a stroke recently
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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hazardous contents
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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He said " Don't quote me"
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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He Went that way----->
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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He's a confused woman----->
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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HE'S A EUNUCH----->
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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He's happy "wink wink"--------------->
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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He's Strange, I'm Stranger, Your the strangest
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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He's wanted by the police ------>
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Heads I Win Tails I Win
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Heads I win tails you pay
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Health Chocolate
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Hear no music Speak no music See no music
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Hear the coming music
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hello I have a name, whats yours
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Hello..Going so soon
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Help stop global warming eat more ice cream
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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HELP!..I've just seen a ginger clown eating spam with a gun
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Hemroid cream at rock bottom prices
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Hi there, my name's Catastrophe
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Hid things in this space
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Hindsight is my specialty
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Hindsight is one of my best qualities
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Hindsight is one of my less irritating qualities
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Hinesight is just glorified nostalgia
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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hip hop is dead long live skip trip
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Hip hop is how rock 'n' roll sounds when it dies
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Hip hop is the name of a fashionable rabbit
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Hip Hop lacks one important ingredient...total silence
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Hip hop the poor mans education
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Hip-hop is the poor man's town crier
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Hip-hop is very bad poetry shouted to music
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Hippie Happening Ways
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Hmmmm....
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Holy smoke the church is on fire
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Honestly orange clothing suits you
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Honesty show a distinct lack of realism
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Horse's hoofs in your soup will give you the gallops
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Hover but don't stay
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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How can we bomb Ignorance if we can't find it on the map
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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How can you fill in a rubix's cube if there's on clues
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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How come rich people can afford so much
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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How dare you dance to the rhythm of the beat wearing on cloths
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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How dare you talk to me wearing no cloths
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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How do I know it's really me and not some imposter
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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How do I know it's really you and not me in disguise
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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How do I know it's you and not me in disguise
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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How green are your mushy peas?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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How long is a piece of string? - What a stupid question !
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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How many cats has wikipedia saved?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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How many curious cats has wikipedia saved
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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How many people does it take to have a conversion, just the one
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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How many thumbs am I holding up?
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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How many zeros in infinity
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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How much!!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hug for peace
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hug Happy
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hugging Happy
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hugging trees can make your ears fall off in autumn
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Hugging trees can make your hair fall out in autumn
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Hugs are for free
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Humans without gravy tastes terrible
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Humour is a weapon of mass hysteria
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Humour is strictly forbidden......Thank you for co-operating
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Humour under construction
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Hy, your shadow is on my solar panel
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Hy, wasn't you once a friend of mine
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Hy, your flys are undone
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Can Predict The Past With Uncertainty
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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I hate people who feel the need to tell everyone what they think
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I lie therefore I exist
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I never run out of time I just borrow from others
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I used to be old
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I walked a mile in another man's shoes and got athlete's foot
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I above average intelligence for my age
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I abuser friendly
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I always carry my doughnut card with me
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I always drag a dead donkey around to make me look good
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I always seem to see the worst in Satan
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I always think green looks so ill
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I always use spam whenever I run out of Bluetack
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I always write the time down on a piece of paper if I'm late
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I am an entwlightened person
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I am a believable story
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I am a believer in dreams
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I am a diluted genius
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I am a fictional character on the run from the authors
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I am a flat earth believer
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I am a parachute drop-out
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I am a person of few words
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I am a product of love
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I am a screamer
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I am a serial victim of love
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I am a slave doughnut
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I am a slave robot
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I am a stereotype - I can hear two things at once
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I am a stoic person, sometimes unbearably so
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I Am A Tourist
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I am a walking chain letter sign my shirt
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I am an extremely devote moderate
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I am at an unfashionable age
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I am being held captive by 20 desperate bottles of champaign
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I am being held hostage by a brutal gang of hamburgers
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I am being kidnappe............
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I am being new to wonderful country yes
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I am big in Canada
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I am big in second place
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I am big on channel 93
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I am bullied by other people's imaginary friends
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I am collecting lost money
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I am extreme moderate
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I am freelance
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I am functioning within specified parameters today
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I am glad I am a shirt and not a cotton bud
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I am going to foreign for my holidays
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I am going to have a child on the wild side
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I am here---> <---You are there
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I am here.....your there
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I am imminent and inenviable
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I am in with the in crowd, I go where the in crowd go
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I am indifferent when people tip taxi drivers with bits of spam
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I am inevitable
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I am inwardly mobile
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I am just googling around
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I am living forever
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I am looking for a doughnut donor
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I am made out of real space
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I am mildly interesting.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I am not a shoplifter my mother is
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I am not a turkey I am a spring chicken
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I am not dancing I am on fire
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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I am not drunk I am always happy
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I am not from around these parts
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I am not laughing, my batteries are low
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I am not laughting at you, Iam laughting about you to others
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I am not lazy I just don't like doing any thing what-so-ever
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I am one of those happy go lucky billionaires
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I am one of those sad billionaires
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I am only going to eat skinny food on my new diet
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I am operating with in the confines of your limitations
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I am parachute drop-out
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I am pregnant and don't know who the mother is
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I am prepared to have my tea leafs read to prove my innocence
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I am proud of my typographical errors
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I am ready for my close-up now
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I am rich in I.O.Us
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I am rich in love
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I am rich in pretend money
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I am roughly about here----->X
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I am serial vimtim of doughnuts
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I am shinning for you
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am size zero 0 (overweight)
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I am so deep I make comas look shallow
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I am so hungary I could eat my own cooking
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I am sorry I didn't recognize without your halo
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I am sorry I didn't recognize you without your hand in the till
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I am spontaneously calculating
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I am starbucking
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I am starbucking across the universe
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am starting to wear a little thin
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I am sure I am a cashmere sweater
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I am that which is me
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I am the centre of the night
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I am the devil in disguise
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I am the experiment
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I am the gap in the market
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I am the joker
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I am the mood mover
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I am the party Iam the song
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I am the story you read in the papers
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I am the story your going to in the papers
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I am the story your the reader
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I am very proud of my mistakes
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I am your leader take me to the martians
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I am your pretend friend
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I Believe !
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I believe in a one vote election..MINE!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I believe in alien soup
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I believe in extreme mitten knitting
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I believe in God...I'm only joking!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I believe in inherited wealth
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I Believe In Non- Existence
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I believe in real illusions
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I believe in the magic piggy bank
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I believe in the magic piggy bank
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I believe in the power of sighing and arrring
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I believe in the twisted truth
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I believe we should all fight vigilantism
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I bet you don't even remember me
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I bieve in the right to lie
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I bought a 36% share in the colour blue on e-bay
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I broke into London last night and knitted a sock
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I can afford cheap
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I can count up to 57
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I can count up to 9
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I can dance and sneeze at the same time
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I can do the boogie-woogie-Google
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I can download alcohol from the Internet
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I can download doughnuts from the internet
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I can download your mind onto my CD for a small fee
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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I can fit the fat lady in a nutshell
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I can hear dolphins singing inside my head
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I can hear the sound of the city
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I can hear the voice pyschiatrists inside my head
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I can hear the voices in your head
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I can hear the voices in your head you nutter
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I can hear voices inside my RADIO !
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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I can imagine new colors to clash with your cloths
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I can make beer disappear
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I can make the statue of liberty disappear by closing my eyes
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I can not wash this blueberry pie of my shirt
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I can only multitarsk one thing at a time
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I can only multitask one thing at a time
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I can only spell in Chinese
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I can out mellow you any day of the week
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I can predict that you will read this sentence and hate me
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I can remember when I used to be old
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I can remember you before you became a virgin
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I can see for miles and miles
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I can see in the dark, everything is black
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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I can see new colours that no one else can see
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I can sense your close
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I can shrug my shoulders to any question you ask
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I can sleep and talk at the same time
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I can smell dead..it's a terrible habit
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I can speak authoritatively on candy
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I can speak in money
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I can spell really big words!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I can tell when your lying...you talk!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I can tell your lying 'cos your talking
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I can think of a number and tell what it was
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I can think of a number and tell you what it was
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I can trun gold into lead
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I can write my name using bits of spam and still have some left
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I can't afford a cashmere jumper
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I can't afford a purple velvet jacket
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I can't afford a wallet
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I can't believe I'm not a millionaire yet
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I can't believe I'm not getting your attention
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I can't find a charity to give my money to
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I can't find foreign on the map
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I can't find Ignorance on the map
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I can't fit concise into a nutshell
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I can't hear the telly with all your sobing and crying
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I can't hit the heights as a limbo dancer
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I can't read the minds of fat people
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I can't remember were the trailers parked
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I Can't Remember Who I Am?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I can't stand people who hid behind the truth
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I can't stand people who talk all funny wonny diddly dumb hum
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I can't stand sniveling cowards who hid behind the truth
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I can't stop laughing everytime I you speck
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I chase people in slow motin
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I could eat you to death
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I could have been a drop out
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I could have been a neck tie
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I could have been a pretender
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I could listen to money talking all day
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I could make you laugh if I really wanted too!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I could of been a contender
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw an illusion
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I couldn't possibly comment
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I count my money with my eyes closed
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I did it my way and it worked
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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I did not cut Britney Spears hair
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I did nothing wrong I was only disobeying orders
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I didn't know I couldn't do that until you told me
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I didn't lie, I just rearranged the words of the truth
of 6 votes, 50% like it
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I didn't recognize you under artificial light
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I do exist..I do..I.. ..
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I do not fear cheese or any dairy products
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I don't blame others I just Seek an alternative perspective
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I don't believe in sex after death
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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I don't believe in sex before death
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I don't believe in sex before divorce
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I don't believe in sex before we meet
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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i don't believe n DRAMATIC GESTURES !!!!!!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I don't believe people are cynical
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I don't copy I imitate and reproduce
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I don't drink beer....GULP!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I don't fear the reaper because I'm the tool grinder
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I don't fear the reaper because I'm the tool grinder
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I don't fear the reaper because I'm the tool grinder
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I don't have a zodiac sign !
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I don't have any money on me
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I don't know any strangers to talk to
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I don't know what denial means..I really don't!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I don't know what denial means..I really don't!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I don't know what's going to happen next
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I don't laugh at my own jokes because I don't really get them
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I don't lie I optimize
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I don't lie I just rearrange words
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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I don't like talking about my CHARITY work
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I don't like those waitresses who wear green wooden hats
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I don't mind be woken-up if I am not asleep
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I don't really look like this
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I don't see skin colour I treat everyone as if they're white
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I don't see skin colour I treat everyone as they're white
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I don't smoke cigarettes any more, but we're still friends
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I don't speak Latin
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I don't steal ideas I inprove them and give them back
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I don't talk foreign I only speak English
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I don't think anonymity get enough publicity
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I don't think I know any strangers
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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I don't think I'm ambiguous who knows maybe I'm maybe not
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I don't think outside the envelope, I've eaten the envelope up
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I don't trust a woman who trusts me
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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I don't trust my paranoia
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I DON'T WANT ANY PUBLICITY
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I don't want to be a voice in someones head I want to be thunder
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I doodle noodles for fun
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I doubt whether I'm certain I don't know for sure
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I dream of the day I wake up
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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I drive around in a mobile wishing well
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I earn magic money it just disappears
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I eat nerds for breakfast and emo's for lunch
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I eat noodles for fun
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I eat with my eyes closed
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I employ dead donkeys to guard me
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I employ dead donkeys to guard my money
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I exist therefore I can lie
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I fancy some fetish and chips
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I feel a worst case scenario coming on
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I feel all good inside like I've swallowed God
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I feel like a stranger amongst all these people I don't know
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I feel privileged to be a shirt I so nearly could have been a rag
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I feel such a fool walking down the street with you
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I feel such an amauture
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I felt you going away
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I find bondage tiresome
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I find daytime people boring
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I find daytime people easier to see
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I find daytime people scary
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I find dead people very cynical
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I FOLLOWED THROUGH
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I form the cult of one
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I found a dead panda in my attic when I went to feed the ants
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I found a dead clown in my attic today-hip hip hooray
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I found a dead clown in my laundry bag
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I found a dead door
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I found a dead flip flop on my foot
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I found a message in a bottle at the end of the rainbow
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I found a pirates treasure map at the end of the rainbow
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I found a treasure map at the end of the rainbow
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I found a treasure map at the of the rainbow
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I found all these dead people in my i-pod
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I found all these peas in my i-pod
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I found greed crying in the corner
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I found the bones of a clown and they were dead!!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I found the bones of a clown in my attic
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I found the bones of a clown under my bed!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I found the bones of a clown under my pillow
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I from out'o'town
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I get stalked by celebrities
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I give fake money to depressed people
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I got out of the wrong side of the park bench this morning
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I got printed at last
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I grow organic doughnuts
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I GROW TRIFFIDS
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I had a dream that a discovered the length of s piece of string
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I had a Dream that I discovered the length of a piece of string
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I had a really bad dream last night, it was a nightmare !
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I Happened
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I hate skeletons that tell lies
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I hate chocolate fingers
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I hate comedy...I'm only joking!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I hate garlic
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I hate garlic and mirrors
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I hate giving directions to people when I'm lost
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I hate happy losers
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I hate it when people use spam to tip taxi drivers
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I hate lazy money
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I hate money so much I spend it as quick as I can toget rid of it
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I hate money so much that I spend it as quick as I can
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I hate people who moan about other people
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I hate people who moan about other people moaning
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I hate philosophy but you can't like everything in life
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I hate self-loathing people
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I hate self-referential statements and big words
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I hate superficial money
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I hate the gaps in my ignorance
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I hate these short sleeved straight jacket
of 2 votes, 100% like it
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I hate these short sleeved straight jackets
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I have a freelance mind
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I have an evil twin dad
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I have an imaginary enemy
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I have been design to rigorous specifications
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I have birthday cake for breakfast
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I have eyes in the back of my head so I can see who stabs me
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I have magical money it disappears
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I have many mystery friends
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I have much to learn before I die
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I have my mother's eyes and my brother's ears
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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I have no reflection in the mirror
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I have only ever lied to myself
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I have the time written down on a piece 0f paper in my pocket
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I have the world on the end of a lollipop stick
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I have total respect for morons
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I Have Won't Power
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I haven't got an inferiority complex I not good enough
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I hear beyond the words
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I heard Steven Hawkins talking to himself
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I hide my genius inside riddles
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I hide my genus behind tomfoolery
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I hit rock bottom then things got worst
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I Hold The Key
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I hope I'm in the wrong place otherwise I want my money back
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I hope my money isn't to loud for you
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I howl at light bulbs
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I howl at the sun
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I howl at tuna fish
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I invented the boo-bomb..booo!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I just beat up a corpse
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I just can't get this song out of my head
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I just sneezed over my shirt
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I keep all my money in my rubber deposit account
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I keep changing my mind about Chameleons
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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I keep hearing gravely voices inside my head
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I keep hearing well educated voices inside my head
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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I keep my brain in a suit case
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I keep on biting other people's nails
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I keep talking about myself behind everyone else's back
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I keep talking about myself behind other people's back!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I keep the time written down on a piece of paper
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I keep thinking I'm just a row of words!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I keep thinking about myself behind other people's backs
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I keep thinking I'm just a row of words!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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I kidnap jigsaw pieces for ransom
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I knew more yesterday than I do today
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I knew you before you become a virgin
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I know exactly what your thinking
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I know how it feels to drive for a mile in the other mans ferrari
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I know I am a good cook, 13 infectious diseases can't be wrong
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I know I've been dump her trailers gone
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I know I've been dumped she moved her trailer
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I know my alphabet and I can count to 10
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I Know The Answer
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I know the answers I just don't know the questions they go with
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I know whats at the end of the rainbow..CLOWNS !
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I know where Iam going in life....Iam turning left at the corner
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I know you can read my mind, I heard you screeming
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I know you know some one I don't know
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I know YOU you stole my pen
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I know YOU! you stole my pen and every thing I love
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I know your I there can hear you eating
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I know your pretending to ignor me
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I know your there I can hear you typing
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I laugh at your copyright and stamp on your trademark
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I Like Nerdle Soup
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I like alien soup
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I like dead goat music
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I like eating fictional animals
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I like fetish Cheese
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I like filleted mermaid on a cocktail stick
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I like mermaids without any bones in them
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I like pixels better than humans
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I like playing ker-plunk on-line
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I like stupid people because they make me look good
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I like stupid people for there bodies
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I like Triffid soup
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I like wasp honey
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I listen to music with no words or sound
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I listen to pumpkin music
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I live down Sesame Street
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I live in my owe world but I am only renting for the time being
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I live in my own world I am renting for the time being
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I live therefore I lie
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I liver you
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I look better under neon light
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I look better when I'm holding suitcase of money
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I look down upon and pity people stupid enough to be arrogant
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I look my best under dappled light
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I look very rough for my age
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I looked better when I was alive
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I love Zombie doughnuts
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I love blood group B what's your?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I love consealed insults:- Never change
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I love deaf metal music!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I love doughnut patches
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I love driving my air Ferrari
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I love freelance doughnuts
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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I love freelance money
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I love intellectual chocolate
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I love it when people try to use spam to look big
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I love it when people use spam to tip taxi drivers
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I love jokes about the wasp people
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I love leg of salmon
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I love listening to you eat
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I love listening to you snore
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I love my mermaid skin jacket
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I love pickled mermaids on a stick
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I love sentient beings
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I love superficial gifts
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I love superficial wealth
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I love the taste of fat saturated celery
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I Love to Love you
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I love ugly people
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I love watching you talk
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I love your lungs
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I make inspired errors
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I make talented mistakes
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I may be shallow but a have great insight
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I may be the slowest but I'm the most ethusiatic
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I may have came last but I sweated the most
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I maybe crying on the outside but inside I'm laughting
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I might look young but I'm just back dated
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I move in mysterious ways my case comes up in corut next week
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I much better looking than my photo
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I need a bigger innerspace
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I Need A Map
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I need an application form
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I need celebrity rehab
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I need more information
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I need to feed my greed
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I need to stay in and watch more telly
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I need your total obedience in the war against the cockle sellers
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I never complain I just observe the facts
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I never eat flies on a first date
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I never embellish or over elaborate unnessarily
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I never have good self-delusions
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I never knew epiphany and destiny were gay
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I never knew epiphany and destiny were words
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I never patronize I talk about peoples little faux pas
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I never sell insurance on a first date
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I not saying I'm the best, just that I'm in the top one
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I not scared of hights I am scared of the ground
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I not wrong I am just want to know how it feels
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I notice your there
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I once had a concept but I didn't know what to do with it
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I once had a concept but I didn't understand it
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I once had a concept but it contradicted my whole existence
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I once knew a girl called Melancholy
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I only can speak of Latin
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I only eat hungry food
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I only eat meat that's grown on trees
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I only eat skinny food
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I only eat skinny sweets
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I only have x-ray eyes for you
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I only laugh at my own jokes if I find them funny
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I only smile when I see you
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I only smile when I'm angry
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I only smile when I'm vexed
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I only speak the language of love
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I only use free range plastic
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I only want a walk-on part in life
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I only wear natral plastic
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I only wear this shirt on days that begin with a Z
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I only wink at people I like
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I owe everyting to oxgen and food
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I own a talking goat
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I own an imaginary record contract
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I own the image rights for Allah
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I own this place
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I pay all my bills by reality check
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I pay by bills in tribute money
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I paying protection money to a ventriloquists dummie
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I pickle old people
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I play feng shui chess I can move the other guy's pieces
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I pray for a world without religion my prayers are never answered
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I prefer free range vegetarians with potatos myself
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I prefer to keep an open mind on this particular subject
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I pretend I exist
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I pretend therefore I don't exist
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I pretend to lie how silly
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I pretending to deceive you
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I procrastinated yesterday
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I push open the envelope and there was a posion pen letter inside
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I put my fingers in my ears every time you talk
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I put the pro in problem
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I quit smoking 83 times surely you can do it just once
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I ran to the back of the avant-Garde
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I Read The News Of The World
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I really like you...I'm only joking
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I recycling green money to help save me
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I remember when the Beatles used to be a tribute band
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I remember when the Beatles were a tribute band
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I remember when the ku klux Klan didn't sell chicken
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I remember when the Ku Klux Klan didn't support gay rights
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I respect people who recognize their limits
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I Say Yes !
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I scream and I shouted and I whistled but my goat won't come back
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I scream you cream we all scream!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I searched my conscience and all I could find was a suicide note
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I searched my conscience but all I found was an eviction notice
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I searched my soul and all I found was a note saying gone fishing
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I see the twisted light
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I See Dead Doughnuts
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I see debt people!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I see dull people!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I see everything new
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I see many dead Clowns
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I see poor people!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I seek the wildest fruits of life
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I seem to be ticking all the right boxes
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I shop therefor I am
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I should had been a scarf
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I should have been a silk scarf
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I simply gotta tell you this now it's too important not to
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I smell originally
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I snore when I'm awake
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I sold my mother on e-bay
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I sold the recipe for ice to a dying clown
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I sold the recipe for ice to the jesters
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I speak no spanish
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I speak your name a thousand time and still can't get it right
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I spreyed my car Monotone and blue
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I spy with my big eye gaps in your ignorance
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I spy with my big eye something beginning with you
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I stalk corpses
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I stalk hermits
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I started the rumour
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I started with nothing and lost the lot
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I starting to grate on my own nerves!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I steal wheelchair ramps
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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I stole the pixels from you computer
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I struggle to understand you only when you talk
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I Studied Geekology
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I suing my ex for breach of credit
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I suppose it's better than being a pair of socks
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I take the sound tracks of my life with me where ever I go
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I talk therefore I lie
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I think dead people are very bitter and twisted
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I think deeper than a coma
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I think dentistry is very fulfilling
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I think I am a cashmere sweater
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I think I am a pair of socks
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I think I know what indecision means but I' not completely sure
of 8 votes, 63% like it
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I think I know what indecision means but I'm not completely sure
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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I think I too old to be a euphemism
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I think I'm only pretending to be paranoid
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I think I'm stalking myself
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I think I'm talking about myself behind my own back!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I think it's going to fog
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I think it's going to rain
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I think it's going to rain money
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I think it's going to snow
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I think my money is talking behind my back
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I think People who work are very taxing
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I think red has an attitude problem
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I think someone has stolen your hidden talent
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I think the voices in my head are using sign language
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I think therefor I pay taxes
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I think therefore I feel
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I think therefore I shop
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I thought indecision was a bad thing but I'm not so sure now
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I thought Scientologly was based on the the Mr men books
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I told a tramp to think outside his cardboard box
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I told you I couldn't be hypnotized...CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I told you it wouldn't work
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I travel my own path....up and down my padded cell
of 71 votes, 13% like it
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I tried to send an e-mail but my pen wouldn't write on the screen
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I typing in a different font to protect my identity
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I understand most things I say
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I used live in the hood but now I sleep on the roof rack
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I used to a clown in the circus SO WHAT. Iam a dam good Presadent
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I used to be a clown in the circus SO WHAT! Iam the Presadent now
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I used to be a ghost
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I used to be a golden fleece
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I used to be new
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I used to hear voices at night but now I turn the radio off
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I used to live in the past
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I used to understand myself but now I'm just a stranger!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I voted for X
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I walk into the unknow with my eyes shut
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I walk into the unknown and then quickly walk back
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I walk into the unknown with my eyes open and quickly turn back
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I walk into the unknown with my eyes shut
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I walked a mile in the shoes of another man and got a verruca
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I walked that extra mile and was arrested for trespassing
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I want a superficial relationship
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I want a typewriter and a generator
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I want oodles of noodles on my plate
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I want oodles of noodles on my plate
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I wanted to be a scarf when I was a litte cotton plant
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I was a prochous child at birth as a 2year old I'm insufferable
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I was born a jelly baby
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I was born at an unfashionable age
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I Was Born In Royston Vasey
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I was looking back over your life but I fell asleep half through
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I was miserable unil I brought this shirt
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I was no where there when it happened
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I was very young when I was born
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I was, therefore I thought
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I wear false bald patches
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I went that way ----->
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I went to Harvard nursery
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I WILL NEVER LIE on certain days
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I will not take yes for an answer
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I will pay for good slogans
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I wish I was a cashmere sweater
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I wish my money would stop whispering and start talking
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I wish there was a zip and a few buttons on this
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I wittle pegs for fun
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I won my last fight by over 200 yards
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I won't forget 1997 it was the year I completely lost my memory
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I won't smile as I've left my teeth at home
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I would like blue more if it was red
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I would like you more if you were someone else
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I would never fly abroad again I looked stupid flapping my arms
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I wouldn't be were I am today if it wasn't for geography
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I wounder if they have a better sense of humour at busted tees
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I write therefore I'm a pen
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I' m an experimental sightseeing
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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I' m easily impressed by extreme wealth
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I' m learning beyond permitted levels
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'd like to paint a bald woman's head green
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I'd like to shine a bald woman's head
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'd like you more if you wasn't someone else
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'd love to paint a lily gold
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'd loved to be spanked in public...only me then!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I'd rather take a trip than life's journey
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'd wear it...not
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'll chew-up your pixels and spit 'em out
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'll flick your ears
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'll pay you back your cash at some time in the unknowable future
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'll tell you my name if you want to know
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'll try anything twice
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I'll untie you if I can be your best friend
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I'm an official secret
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I'm chuckling at you
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm unavailable
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I'm 18 years old plus 45 years experience
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm 79 years old with 18 years experience of life
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a Dandelion tamer
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a 24 hour person
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I'm a copyright infringer
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a corpse stalker
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a dirty dog
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a eater not a fighter
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I'm a fashion mumble
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a freebie fighter
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a freebie fighter!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a freelance prisoner
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a freelance sex slave
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a freelance taboo
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a Happy-Go-Melancholy type of person
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a hermit stalker
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a lapsed man
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a lapsed procrastinator
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a lot taller inside
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm a love-seeker
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a man of many pauses
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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I'm a master of the samurai fort
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I'm a master of the samurai fork
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a meatitarian
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm a mystery millionaire
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a mystery shoplifter
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a nerd so leave me be
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a passive alcoholic
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a person of few pauses
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a person of few words but many rants
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a person of six words
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a procrastinating psychopathic killer
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a receptacle fo love
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a recovering workaholic
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a recovering cashaholic
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a recovering shopaholic
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a repository of love
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a repository of love
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a self charmer
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a SOULdier for love
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm a stranger in my own mind
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a totem pole dancer
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a workaholic but I'm in rehab now
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a worker here
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm above average intelligence for my attitude
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm above average intelligence for my weight
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm addicted to habits
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I'm addicted to nuns
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I'm ahead of my time and behind in my rent
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I'm ahead of my time but behind in my rent
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm ahead of my time but behind in my rent
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm all geeked out
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm allergic to abstract concepts
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm ambitious to be happy
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm an elder-teen
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm an embedded lover
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm an environmentalist I believe in recycling green money
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I'm attracted to people with special needs
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I'm beginning to fray at the edges
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm being stroked my talking plants
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Bi-Quizzical
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm bizzy being ill today
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm catching a bus to the wild side
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I'm close to nature, my hair fall out in autumn
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I'm collecting money for my charty pocket
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I'm colour blind I can only see in green and purple
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I'm dieing beyond my means
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm enjoying my nostalgia years at the moment
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm expecting a message from the dead any moment
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I'm experamenting with rugs
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm experimenting with food
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm experimenting with cupcakes
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm experimenting with hugs
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I'm falling off your edge
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm financually supporting the food industry
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm fluent in dead body language
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm fluent in pigeon body language
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm foolproof
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm freelance nerd
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm functioning outside specified parameters
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm Geeking Out Big Time
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm going to laugh uncontrolible any moment now!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'm going to live for the concise version of eternity
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm going to tell you how to keep a fool hanging on for an answer
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm going to tell you how to keep a fool on tenterhooks
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm going too fast to be walking yet too slow to be running
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I'm happy! my medication must be working
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm happy, rich and successful,where did it all go so wrong
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm happy, sometimes unbearably so
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I'm here today, tomorrow? who knows
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I'm high on my rainbow cloud
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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I'm highly visible on wednesdays
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'm highly visible to beautiful people
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I'm I the only one who keeps finding horses hoofs in my food
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm in between lovers at the moment
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm in between money at the moment
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm in disguise as a cognito
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm incognito as a disguise
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Infringing Copyright
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm just a lodger on this planet
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I'm just a series of letters, therefore I don't exist
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I'm just visiting relatives
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm looking for a surrogate debtor
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm looking for some circular wheels
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I'm lost in my thoughts without a map
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I'm made from star dust & your made from dreams
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm making a statement
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm missing you already
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I'm never alone with my mobile phone
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not a fighter I'm an eater
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not a number, I'm a free man
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not following you your following me
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not late I'm just have a lot of wriggle room
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'm not lazy it takes too much effort!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not old fashioned I'm just back dated
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm not old I'm just highly educated
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not shallow I just don't dig deep
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not shallow I just see the simple things clearly
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not wearing any feet
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not young I'm just very immature
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'm on death row for killing a man with my lucky charm
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I'm on empty lets eat
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I'm on my lunch break
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm on my way back to square one
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I'm on my way back to the drawing board
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I'm on the ran from the circus
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I'm one of the the tomorrow people
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Over 18!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm planting the seeds of tomorrows music
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm pretending to exist
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I'm pretending to ignor you
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm pretenting to to be here
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I'm real bad..I left the tap running
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm selling all my bad omens on e-bay
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm singing song in my head
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I'm six miles high
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I'm sleep walking thats why I snoring
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I'm so adventurous I ask people where the wrong place is
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm so competitive I keep beating myself into second place
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm so competitive that I arm wrestle myself
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so creative I named myself at birth
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so embassrised at being a genus
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so hungry I could eat a clownburger
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I'm so secretive I don't even know my own name
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I'm so tough I eat with a samurai fork
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm sorry for all the lies I told you last summer
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm suffering from medical grounds
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm sure I'm talking about myself behind my back
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm sure I'm talking to myself
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the best stranger your've ever met
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm the best case scenario for you
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm the deletor and you wont be back
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm the designated eater
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm the designated wallet
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the edge and your the fall
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm the enemy you never had
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm the fall and your the edge
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm the first person to go to the moon and not want to be there
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm the genie of the shirt you have three wishes
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm the Gennie of the shirt
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm the one who walks over the graves of the living for shivers
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the only person in the world to run a marathon in flip flops
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the original prototype
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the outsider inside your mind
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm the prototype
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm the seeker of lies and the stirrer of pots
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm the seeker of pies
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I'm the sword and your the pen
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm the trible elder
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm the unknown celebrity
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm the unknown factor
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the whole problem
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I'm thinking about food at the moment
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm thinking of you at the moment
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm tired of being a voice in someone head I want to be thunder
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm trying to get the voices inside my head to talk to my plants
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm wearing my cotton skin today
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm wearing naked feet
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I've downloaded a copy of my mind onto my ipod
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I've peaked too early
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I've seen horseless wagons and big silver birds in the sky
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I've a feeling Iam not on Earth anymore.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I've always wounder what's the most important thing I don't know
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I've been abducted by aliens, but why do they speak Spanish
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I've Been Air Brushed
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I've been censored
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I've been conscripted into life
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I've been growing illegal pixels
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I've Been Photoshoped
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I've been think about that box
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I've been to places where your eyes have never trodden
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I've copyrighted love
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I've created a rift in the Money-Debt Continuum
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I've detected a wrinkle virus in you programming
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I've drawn a picture of a voodoo doll,now I'm going to draw a pin
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I've dunk at the well too often, so I am going to drink at yours
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I've fallen between two stools
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I've forgot my password
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I've gone from rags to riches in one sentence
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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I've gone from wise man to fool in just one sentence
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I've Gone Places
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I've got 80 bonus points on my cult membership card
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I've got a 60 foot high acorn in my garden
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I've got a bunion on my carbon footprint
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I've got a drink problem...I can't get enough
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I've got a wishing trailer, everyone wishes it would go away
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I've got a wishing wallet
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I've got all my lame ducks in a row
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I've got recipes you know
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I've got tattoos on my furniture
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I've got tattoos on my money
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I've got the power
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I've got this really cool seamless shirt
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I've got wishing pockets
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I've got your missing jigsaw piece
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I've had some really stupid successes in my time
of 66 votes, 14% like it
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I've hit rock bottom as a limbo dancer
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I've just brought a 50% share of a rocking horse
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I've just brought a braille camera for half price
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I've just found a new way to get to a place I didn't know before
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I've just found a new way to get to a place I never knew existed
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I've just had a money out of bank experience
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I've just had a money-out-of-pocket experience
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I've just had an out-of-love experience
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I've just had an out-of-vodka experience
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I've knitted you a face
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I've learnt so much for your mistakes how can I ever thank you
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I've learnt so much from listening to my own voice
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I've lost 50 lbs that's very nearly a bumful
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I've never heard any one specking braille
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I've never ever been self-deluded
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I've never fallen off the bandwagon
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I've never heard any one speak braille
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I've never heard of the word contradiction
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I've never met an honest sausage
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I've never said this to anyone before: I like you the most
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I've never seen a fat skeleton
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I've never seen a pedestrian driving a car
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I've never told anyone this before
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I've only borrowed this body to go shopping
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I've read the complete works of William Shakespeare DOh !
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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I've thought up over 2000 jokes only 3 are funny
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I've tickled people for less
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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i-Clique
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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i-Generation
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I-SHIRTS The latest in musical clothing__ON__OFF
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Iam a believer
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Iam a lier!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Iam a loan shark borrower
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Iam a loan shark borrower
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Iam a lover not a shopper
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Iam a pathological lover
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Iam a secret millionaire...shh
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Iam being stalked by invisable people
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Iam buzzzzing alone zinging a zong
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Iam going underground
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Iam laughing wthin specified parameters
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Iam lo sing y gr p
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Iam looking for love
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Iam not afraid of falling from great hights its hiting the ground
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Iam Sat Nav I know where Iam going in life....Iam turning left
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Iam the story your gonna read in the papers
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Iam the voice inside your head
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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IamAnAgoraphobic
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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iEvolution
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If I'd known you were coming I'd have wrote you a song
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If they taxed death I couldn't afford to die
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If a bald woman falls over in the forest do the trees laugh?
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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If action talks louder than words I must be whispering
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If action talks louder than words, why are you whispering
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If actions talk louder than words then I must be whispering
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If at first you don't succeed join the other side
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If at first you succeed, someone is playing a cruel joke on you
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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If at first you succeed, your doing some thing wrong
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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If Bigfoot didn't exist we would have to invent him
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If cows could fly would we say chops away?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If ever there's a lull in the conversion ask me about me
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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If ever there's an embarrassing silence ask me about latex
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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If everyone was like me this world would be a worst place
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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If everyone was more like you the world would be a bigger place
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If goats could fish what bait would they use?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If good looks could kill you would be let off with a fine
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If Hitler had been called Theobald Farquhar: No War
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If I am not green any more that means I'm getting better
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If I am wrong it's the first time
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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If I am wrong it's the first time this century
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If I am wrong, it's the first time ever.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If I answer the door I am in
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If I answer the door that means I am in
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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If I ate a Texan would that make me a vegetarian
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If I can quite smoking 79 times surely you can do it just once
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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If I could buy up all the money in the world I'd be rich
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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If I didn't exist history would have been changed forever
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If i didn't exist you would have to invent me
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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If I didn't wear any cloths I'd feel so gauche
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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If I don't exist I'm just letters "
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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If I don't talk you can't recognize my face
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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If I knew then what I don't know now , I'd be none the wiser
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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If I knew then what I know now,I'd have known it earlier
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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If I knew then what you know now you wouldn't know much
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If I knew you we wouldn't be strangers
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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If I knock on your door expect me to come round
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If I owe you money you will be billed for an administration fee
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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If I owe you money you will be charge an administration fee
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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If I start to sweat it means I'm telling the truth
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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If I untie you can I be your best friend?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If I was someone else would I know you?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If I wear the red nose and the dunces cap will you leave me alone
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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If I were someone else I'd like you a lot more
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If I were wise beyond my years, I would have alzheimer's by now
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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If I were wiser than my years I would have alzheimer's
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If I'd known you were coming I'd have lift early
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If I'm not green any more it means I'm getting better
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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If I'm not green any more that means I'm getting a lot better
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If I'm not in I'm probably out
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If it was that easy we'd all be stupid
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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If it wasn't for my problems I would have nothing to live for!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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If it wasn't for you I think I might still be alive
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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If it's summer here it must be winter on the sun
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If its not stopped it will just Carrie on laughing at us
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If Jesus came amongst us today he'd wear flip-flops
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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If Jesus was alive today he'd wear flip-flops
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If Jesus was here today he'd wear flip-flops
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If music be the food of love lets put on weight
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If music be the food of love then mine is still on betamax
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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If music be the food of love turn the iPOD on
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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If music is the sound of love then turn the ipod up
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If only books could speak what a story they would tell
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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If only I could bottle money I'd be rich
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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If only I knew now, what I knew then, I'd be wise indeed
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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If only words could talk what a story they could tell
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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If only you were poorer
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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If only you were richer
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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If pigs could fly how much would bacon cost
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If pigs could fly would elephants turn pink
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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If pigs could fly would that make them free range
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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If prunes had been the forbidden fruit we'd still in paradise
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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If Sherlock Holmes didn't exist we would have to make him up
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If someone is being robed don't just look join in!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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If the phone don't ring it's me
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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If the public want dumb I'll give them dumb
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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If the voices in my head don't speak English Iam not listening
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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If there was no money in the world we would all be in debt
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If there was no stupid people in the world who would we vote for
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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If there was no stupid people in the world you would be dead
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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If there's Trouble I'll Send in The Clowns
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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If they could tax death we'd all die in debt
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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If we can lengthen the earth orbit we'll have more hoildays
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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If we don't sell it we're out of stock
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If you and I were someone else who knows what would happen
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If you can guess I'm thinking of the number 19 you win a prize
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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If you can only speak Spanish go back to Brazil
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If you can't beat 'em - kidnap there family
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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If you can't beat 'em copy 'em
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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If you can't beat 'em Sulk
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you can't beat'em give up
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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If you can't beat'em tell your mum
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If you can't find the meaning of life tell a joke
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you can't find the truth then look for the lie
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If you can't find the truth then look you the lie
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If you can't see the light the bulb must need changing
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If you changed your question my answer would make more sense
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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If you come any closer I'll fart in your face
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If you could read my mind you would know my doughnut recipe
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If you could read my mind you would know who's next
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If you could read my mind you'd be laughing your head off
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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If you could read my mind you'd say..whatever
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If you didn't exist I'd have to invent you
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If you die before paying me back my money I'll take you to court
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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If you don't know the answer say "I prefer to keep an open m
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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If you don't know the meaning of life just look on the back page
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If you don't understand women it means your stupid
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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If you don't understand women it means your thinking too deeply
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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If you don't understand women just look into their shopping bag
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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If you don't understand women, then your thinking too deeply
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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If you have lemons make melons
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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If you see an old woman with heavy bags just sigh!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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If you see the floor is full please use the rubbish bins provided
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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If you think life can get boring try death
of 72 votes, 14% like it
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If you were me I'd laugh at you
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If you you die in debt you're gonna very feel guilty
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If you're not here--Your somewhere else
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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If you've got a pulse then I am interested
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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If your a nerd blow your horn
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If your a wan-ker vote here
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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If your always late it means your a time traveler
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If your confused then you know more than me
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If your confused then you must have been listening
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If your got lemons make melons
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If your not me you must be someone else
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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If your reading this you must be sad person
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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If your tired of music, your tired of life
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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If your wrong, some idiot hasn't given you the right question
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Ignor my body it's just keeping me company
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Ignorance is underrated
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Ignore my mind it's just come along for a laugh
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Image rights for the invisible man for sale
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Imagination is a concept by which we measure our popularity
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Imagination is more important than opinions
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Imagine a world ruled by bumble bees
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Impress your friends with an E-Mail pen
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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In 20 years time I will be the next president
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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In a shed far far away is a teeny weeny little galaxy
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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In a slogan no one can hear you scream
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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In case of emergency give me $100
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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In case of emergency swallow these instructions
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY:- seek advice
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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In other words Thesaurus Rex
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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In space no one can hear you fart
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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In space no one can hear you whinge
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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In space there are no good looking girls
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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In the beginning the start was nowhere to be seen
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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In The Event of a Medical Emergency:- RUN AWAY !
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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In the furture everyone will be smart for 15 minutes
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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In the future everyone will be rich for 15 minutes
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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In the perfect world chocolate would gossip
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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In The Realms Of The Unreal
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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In three years time I'll be a dish cloth if i'm lucky
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Incompetence never works
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Innocent people clog-up the legal sytem
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Inside every Canadian there's a American trying to get out
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Inside every fat man there's a Bar-B-Q tying to get out
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Inside every fat man there's a giant pot
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Inside every fat man there's a very hungry man looking for food
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Inside every fat man these a whole ox trying to get out
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Inside every fat person there's a whole family of gypsies
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Inside every geek there's a meek nerd trying to get out
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Inside every geek there's a nerd seeking political asylum
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Inside every good man there's a Republican tying to get out
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Inside every ring doughnut theres policeman trying to get out
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Inside every thought there is a Kinder surprise
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Inside every tomato these a pumpkin tying to get out
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Inside every woman there are words trying to get out
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Inside Forest Gump there's a Britney Spears try to stay in
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Inside Forest Gump there's a Britney Spears try to stay in
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Inside George Bush there's a Forest Gump trying to stay in
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Inside our heads it must be pitch black
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Inside out your head!
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Inside Out!
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Instead of a shirt I could have been a neck tie
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Inteligence is the ability to hide your ignorence from everyone
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Intelligence is a bus you missed
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Intelligence is invisible
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Intelligence is only thought deep
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Intelligent tests are stupid there's no answers on the back page
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Intelligent tests are stupid there's no answers on the back page
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Interactive apathy
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Interactive clothing Inc
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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International Rescue
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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International Bingo Player
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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International day of the Clown
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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International Doughnut Day
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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International Lover
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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International snap player
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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International Solitaire Player
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Internet born and breed
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Invest in steam
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Investing in talking goats never did me any harm
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Irreducible Complexity That's Me !
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Is Canada in Luxembourg?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Is it to soon to start crying?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Is it to soon to start laughing?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Is my mind half empty or half full
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Is one of my ears bigger than the other one ?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Is one of your ears bigger than the other one ?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Is that a halo your wearing today?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Is that the time already?
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Is that to eat-in or take away
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Is that your invisible friend with you
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Is that your invisible with you?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Is there a concise version of eternity
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Is there a happy ending to this day?
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Is there anyone out there brave enough to pull my finger
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Is this entertainment?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Is this the wrong place ?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Is your IQ higher than your age?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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It could have been worse I might have ended up as a pair of socks
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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It depends on what you mean by definition
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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It does not compute
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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It doesnt matter where here is I alway their
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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It Feels Like Cheating
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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It Feels Like Entertainment
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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It Feels Like Tomorrow
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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It Feels Like You
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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It gets easier from now on, it's all down hill
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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It good to be a shirt I could've ended up as a cotton bud
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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It Looks Like Entertainment
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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It makes me laugh when I see people using spam to try to look big
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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It may work in practice, but does it work on paper
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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It must be very confusing if your original
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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It must be very taxing being an accountant
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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It only hurts when I spend
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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It only hurts when I laugh
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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It only hurts when I open my eyes
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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It only takes a moment to know it's right
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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It sounds just like it's pronounced
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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IT STARTS HERE
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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It takes a lot of lying to get an honest reputation
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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It takes a very special kind of person to blame it on the boogie
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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It wasn't destiny that brought us together just bad luck
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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It's a lie about brail morrors
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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It's a one way ticket...
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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It's a Turin shroud thing
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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It's an earthling thing
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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It's an earthman thing
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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It's as rare as moon cheese
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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It's better to be a has-been than a never-was
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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It's clever to be wise
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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It's gonna be a moody summer
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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It's just a harmless hobby
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's Mr Tom Foolery to tou
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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It's never too early to make a fatal mistake
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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It's never too late to get the joke
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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It's never too late to press the button
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It's never too late too turn to crime
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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It's not destiny that we should meet just bad luck
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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It's not my fault I lied
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's not the winning that matters it's the prizes money
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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It's not what you say that's important it's how you look naked
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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It's not your fault it's mine I should have had better taste
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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It's not your fault it's mine I should have told you I was a man
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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It's not your fault it's mine I should of had better taste
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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It's O.K to wake me up just make sure I not asleep at the time
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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It's OK we got over that hill
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's OK, he didn,t die from anything serious
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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It's only my problems that are keeping me sane
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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It's only my problems that stop me from having a metal breakdown
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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It's only my problems that stop me worrying over silly things
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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It's Saturday all week
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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It's someone else's fault
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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It's the waking hours I fear the most
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's them......
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's time jam making was an Olympic sport
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's time to roll the dice and take that chance
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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It's wrong to tell synthetic lies
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Jackanory tells a story
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Jackie Onassis shot JF Kennedy
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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jealousy jealousy jealousy
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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jealousy will eat you up and only leave a few crumbs
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Jelly Doughnuts
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Jesus performed the miracle of turning milk into cheese
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Jesus preformed the miracle of turning ice into water
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Jesus was born inside a chocolate egg
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Jesus wet the bed
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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JF Kennedy committed suicide
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Joan of ark ex member of the fantastic five
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Joan of ark lead singer of the fantastic five
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Joan of Ark was a fiery character
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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John Wayne rode my pony
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Join In Membership Is Free
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Join Stalker's Reunited
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Join The Society For The Rights Of Dead People
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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JOIN: Fools And There Money Reunited
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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junkstar of Luxembourg
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Just ignore this it's not that important
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Just one table spoonful of death and you'll never be ill again
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Just say might be
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Just scream if you wanna know more
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Keep at room temperature
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Keep It Authentic
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Keep It Green
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Keep It Natural
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Keep it real cool
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Keep It Real Green
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Keep it real wear straw sandals with socks
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Keep It Realish
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Keep it really real
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Keep It Stupid
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Keep it stylish cool and ellagent
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Keep It Synthetic
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Keep It Weatherpoof
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Keep on the green
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Keep The Smolder In Your Heart
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Keep your cloths on as hysterical laughter often offends
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Keep your mouth shut my jewelry might fall out
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Keeper of the dreams
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Kipper are passive smokers
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Kippers are passive smokers
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Kiss My Botox
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Kiss of the Clown
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Kookie
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Land is cheaper in the forth dimension
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Lateness is a concept by which we measure time
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Lateness is a sign of emense inner strength
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Lateness is the weapon of the weak
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Latin is a Mexican language
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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LAUGH! I nearly sat down
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Laugh! I nearly sat myself down
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Laundry Taken In
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Lawyers are worms in chickens clothing
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Laziness is keeping your options open
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Laziness is the evil twin of efficiency
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Laziness is the mother of efficiency
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Learn from the mistakes of others it's more fun
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Learn how the Harry Potter story ends: Read back-->
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Leave those thoughts alone they were once my
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Lemon is the bitterest colour
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Lemon spam...keep an open mind
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Lemons are bitter and twisted
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Leonardo De Vinci was deaf
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Let every day be Saturday
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Let Feng Shui moves you
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Let ladies off the bus first then you don't have to help them off
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Let the pies be what they must be
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Let this year be the year we will only ever call 2012!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Let your imagination run wild
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Let your imagination set you free
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Let your mind do the traveling
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Let's play dare
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Let's play Mahjong together
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Let's play together
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Lets go fun
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Lets go on a journey
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Lets go places
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Lets make eye to eye contact
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Lets make eyes to face contact
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Lets play blow football
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Lets play life
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Lets play that music one more time
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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lets talk lets look lets go
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Lick off to reveal prize
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Lie is such a harsh word I Prefer to say reconfiguration
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Life Happened
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Life is a bowl of cherry stones
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Life is a conspiracy theory
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Life is an Advert
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Life is bad for your health
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Life is freelance
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Life is good for your health
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Life is hard enough without having to play bingo
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Life is hard let's go play bingo
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Life is hard. Let's go eat
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Life is just a delaying tactic
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Life is just cosmic putty
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Life is like death, but in colour
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Life is so self-conscious
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Life is what happens when you fighting zombies
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Lights! Camera! Action! Go!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Like everyone else we don't like conformity
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Limitations of Editions
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Limited Liability Zone
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Liquorice is a poor mans leather
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Liquorice makes me strong
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Live Action
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Live by the pen, drown in the inkwell
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Live for yeserday
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Live in this space
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Liver is justifiable homicide
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Local Lover
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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LOOK ! There's a pink elephant over there !
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Look at Armageddon as a fresh start
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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LOOK AT ME ! LOOK AT ME !
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Look Before You Delelt
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Look beyond the horizon
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Look beyond the rainbow
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Look but don't drool
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Look into my eyes you feel sleepy you will obey on the count of..
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Look on the bright side of life, it doesn't last that long
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Loose Lover
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Love Happened
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Love in the 21st century
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Love is beneath the surface
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Love is fertile
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Love is for people who don't quite get the picture
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Love is inevitable
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Love is like a piece of rice paper on the tip of your tongue
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Love is my Hero
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Love life under construction
of 74 votes, 12% like it
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Love me for a reason let the reason be loot
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Love me for a reason let the reason be nieve
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Love me love my ball-gag
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Love me love my cell mate
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Love me love my debts
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Love me love my mind
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Love me love my mother-in-law
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Love They Enemas
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Love your world and it will love you
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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loveisasongx you made me get down on the to see your pic
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Low mileage. One careful owner
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Luckily the older I get the easier it's to see faults in others
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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LUCKY THIRTTEEN!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Lying and not telling the truth are two different thing!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Lying is the noble art of prospect optimization
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Lying Will Free You
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Made at breakfast
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Made by OBESE people
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Made form organically grown plastic
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Made from 100% terriffic twine
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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made from 100% anti-matter
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Made from 100% caring cotton
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Made from 100% cruel cotton
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Made from 100% cuddly cotton
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Made from 100% cuddlywaddly cotton
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Made from 100% cute cotton
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Made from 100% dead people's hair
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Made from 100% dog hairs
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Made from 100% sexy strands
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Made from 100% silk nylon
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Made from Chinsee whispers
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Made from the hair of dead people
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Made in Moon
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Made in the U.K
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Made my the hands of the exploited
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Made on Planet Zog
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Made on Zog
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Make a habit of me
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Make Monopoly an Olympic sport
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Make room, I'm signing my new record contract
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Make War Safe
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Manners cost nothing but the car you stole does
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Maths are the root of all evil!
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Mauve is the poor mans purple
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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May Wither And Fade With Age
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Meat Is Manslaughter
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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MEETING POINT
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Melancholy rues
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Mellow dude
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Mellow out
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Men are easy
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Merry Christmas and a happy new year for 2008
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Merry Christmas and a happy new year for 2008
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Mexico is empty where have all the people gone
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Michae Jackson
Rest In Peace
1958-2009
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Milk is theft
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Mind the gap between the ears you might fall in
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Mind the gap between your ears
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Mind The Vibe
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Minds Of The World Open
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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minging put the inging in blinging
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Minimialism is a watse of space
of 2 votes, 100% like it
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Mint is the condition of my mind
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Mission possible
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Mobil Cash Receptacle
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Mobil Wisdom Dispenser
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Money grows on hands
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Money grows on sticky hands
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Money is a concept by which measure our misery
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Money is like friends Never around when you need them!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Money is my best case scenario
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Money is my favourite unit of fun
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Money never cries
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Money never sighs
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Money talks and it usually say goodbye
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Money talks and it usually says goodbye
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Money talks but it doesn't speak my language
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Money talks but it never listens
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Money talks but yours has got bad breath
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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money talks it's saying goodbye
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Money talks louder than words but words sure can whinge and whine
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Money talks. Debt just whinges and whines
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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moneyship
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Moon cheese on toast my favorite
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Mother my porno mag serve me as a bible, almanac and prayer book
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Movie stars are just failed burger bar staff
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Mr puff pastry is a Liberal
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Multi-tasking allows women to talk and breath at the same time
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Multi-tasking is another word for confusing
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Multi-tasking is no good for me I've got idol hands
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Multi-tasking means you can make two mistakes at a time
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Multitarsking means you can make two mistakes at the same time
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Multitasking means you can make two mistakes at once
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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mumble in the jungle
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Mushy peas is murder
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Music kisses the soul and love hugs your spirit
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Music makes the world go around and you can dance to it as well
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Music makes the world go around so it's tricky changing tracks
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My alarm clock keeps snoozing at night
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My alarm clock keeps snoring at night
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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My armpits speak Spanish
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My bad luck is surrounded my an impenetrable force field
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My best friend was buried in this shirt
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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My body is in mint condition
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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My body language is saying WOW!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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My body looks like a load of badly packed susages
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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My Box Is Full Of Ticks
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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My brain is powered by solar panels
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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My Charty is Full-up with money please give no more
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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My coin collection is surrounded by an inpenetratable force field
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My computer has a roof rack
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My computer is obese
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My cool is only exceeded by my mellow
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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My dad can run faster than you dad
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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My dad can scream louder than your dad
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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My dad has killed more pacmen than yours
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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My dad is a close relative of mine
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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My dad told me I was named David after Elvis Presley
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My dad was the Turin Shroud
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My dog thinks I'm a tin opener
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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My E-mail has more friends than me
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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My eagle has agoraphobia
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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My ears have filled up with tears because of you
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My echo just went flat
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My ego is patrolled by security personnel
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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My face has been copyrighted to prevent infringement
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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My fantasy life is so boring
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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my favorite colour is blonde
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My favorite number is a lot
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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My favourite colour is boiled mermaid
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My favourite colour is shiny
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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My favourite food is boiled bunny and chips
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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My favourite food is mermaid on a cocktail stick
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My favourite food is nerdles
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My favourite word is unfathomable
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My fish drowned
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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My friend can borrow you as much as you want
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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My guardian angle snooze at night
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My hair has filed for a divorce from my head
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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My hair is my best friend
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My head is bigger on the inside
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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My house is built out of lovely sweets in the middle of a forest.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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My ignorance is masked by your greater ignorance
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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My ignorance is masked by your stupidity
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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My imaginary friend faked his own death
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My imaginary friend is having illucinations
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My inner child just wet it's self
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My intelligence is only exceeded by my good looks
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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My journey is my destination
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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My journey is the destination
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My keyboard wears gloves in winter
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My last slave die from exhaustion
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My lateness means I given you the gift of my time
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My little Shire pony
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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My medication must be working I'm happy!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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My mind has been air brushed
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My mind is a bonanza of fun
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My mind is in mint condition
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My mind is open for business
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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My mind is patrolled by security personnel
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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My mind's gone awol
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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My mistakes are like old familiar friends
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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My mistakes have made me strong and wise
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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My molecular structure is in mint condition
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My money snoozes at night
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My money can talk but chooses to cry
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My money comes from the bottom of a wishing well
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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My money doesn't talk it just laughs at me
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My money doesn't talk it just sneers
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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My money doesn't talk it just snores
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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My money doesn't talk it sulks
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My money doesn't talk it's sulks
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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My money is letting me down
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My money is lying to me
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My money is self-harming
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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My money is so disloyal
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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My money is surrounded by an impenetrable force field
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My money is the silent type
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My money keeps lying to me
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My money looks best under dappled light
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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My money talks it says goodbye
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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My money talks that's why I suing it for Slander
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My mother has shown a mild interest in this shirt
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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My mother has shown a passing interest in this shirt
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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My mother was a cashmere sweater
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My mum was a cashmere sweater
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My music laughs and cries with me
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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My name is a closely guarded secret
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My nav-sat got lost in the post
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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My new penthouse is made out of space
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My other body is new
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My other body is resting at the moment
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My other pair of shoes are bare feet
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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My other pair of shoes are straw sandals
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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My other shirt is made from silk
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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My parents never understood me I always spoke with my mouth full
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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My parents said I was name David after Elvis Presley
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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My Password is : Abracadabra
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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My personalty is marking my genus
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My personalty is masking my genus
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My photo is a lot better looking than this
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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My pillow keeps asking me questions
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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My pillow keeps talking to me
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My PIN nimber is 4539
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My pipe dream just sprang a leak
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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My place is so cold my keyboard wares gloves
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My plants keep talking to me I think there going mad
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My psychiatrist committed suicide
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My psychiatrist is self-harming
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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My rock band has been air brushed
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My scarecrow suffers from agoraphobia
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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My shirt has dumped me.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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My simplicity has an inferiority complex
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My slogan's on my sock it's cheaper
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My smile is powered by solar panels
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My stalker has agoraphobia !
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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My stalker suffers from agoraphobia
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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My taxidermist doesn't understand me
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My time My music
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My twisted mind likes you
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My wishing well takes American Express
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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My Zodiac sign has been discontinued
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Myspace the poor mans friend
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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MySpaceBetweenMyEars
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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MySpaceShip
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Names have been changed to protect the innocent
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Napoleon World Tour 1769-1821
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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National Soiciety Of Weegional lisps
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Nerd-Boy-Nerd
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Nerds are as interesting as a dead donkey convention
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Nerds are as interesting as a dead donkey decaying
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Nerds do daddy dancing
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Nerds look good in monkey socks
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Nerds phone home
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Neurotic Honey Corp
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Never be arrogant, don't let everyone know your brilliant
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Never call me onion ears!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Never die beyond your means
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Never doubt yourself, your definitely wrong
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Never eat at a 5 fly restaurant
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Never give drugs to children you'll spoil 'em
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Never mind the quality feel the length
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Never mind the quality listen to the hype
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Never mind the quality look at the quantity
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Never mind the quality think of the cost
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Never play with guns, leave that to children
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Never run away from your problems just get a taxi
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Never run away from your responsibilities just pretend to be dead
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Never shake hands with cactusman
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Never take a dead goat to the dry cleaners!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Never underestimate the power an unlimeted supply of money
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Never underestimate the power of a caraway seed
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Never underestimate the power of a good hair cut
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Never underestimate the power of a kazoo in the hand of an expert
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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never underestimate the power of a vacuous woman
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Never walk away from a problem just sprint as fast as you can
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Never walk away from a problem sprint as fast you can
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Never walk away from your responsibilities run like the wind
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Never wash this garment
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Never whisper when you can shout
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Next question
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Nice body shame about the face
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Nice to be born
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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NicoPat shirt. The world's biggest nicotine patch
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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NicoPatComMo The worid's first nicotine patch computer mouse
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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NicoPatHos The world's first nicotine patch house
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Nicotine Doughnuts to help you quit
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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NIKE Flip-Flops : JUST DO IT!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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NO Britain....NO World
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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No dethacating on the pigeons
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YES....NO!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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No one expects the obvious
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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No One Knows I'm Invisible
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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No one knows I'm invisible except me
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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No One Knows I'm Visible
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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No publicity I like my obscurity
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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no PUBLICITY I like my obscurity !
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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No Smoking Inside This Shirt
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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No Way In- No Way Out
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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No words no sound that's what I call music
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Nomesmcfly I love you!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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NomesMcFly will you have my baby
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Nominated for beast nomination of the day
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Non-Existence is real
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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North is alway to your right
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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NOT HELP!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Nothing is real-Nothing Is false
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Nothing is unbreakable to a talented fool
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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NOTICE: The spelling mistake on this notice has been rectified
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Notice: Time wasting costs money
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Now for some thing completely the same
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Now I know how it feels to drive for a mile in the other mans car
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Now Is The Only Time
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Now Is The Time
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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NUCLEAR ATTACK:- Go shopping
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Nudists believe cloths are a rip-off
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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O O O I've been shot theee times
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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O-------------------O
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Obese is a big word
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Obesity is only skin deep
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Obey My Orders Satan
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Obscurity remember my name
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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of 54 votes 97% like it
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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of 69 votes 69% like it
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Of course you can be my invisible friend Mr President
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Offensive contents hidden
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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oh no I am on the wrong side of the hill
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Oh no, they've sent me pixies instead of pixels
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Oh what big eyes you have............
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Oh yes! six foot is deep enough
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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One day evolution will make us all poets
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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One day evolution will turn Frenchmen into Englishmen
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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One day evolution will turn into a card game
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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One day we shall all have our 15 minutes of happiness
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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One day we will look back on this and pray that Satan forgives us
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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One day we'll all know each other
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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One day we'll look back on all this and pretend it didn't happen
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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One day we're all be thin
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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One ear's bigger than the other you freak
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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One moment is all it takes to fall in love
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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One more friend one more root in the earth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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One shall doughnut for me, a giant set-back for the diet
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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One sugar cube and your all mine!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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One way ticket to the Stars
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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One way ticket to the top
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Only a fool tries to write sign language in Spanish
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Only crazy people smile at me
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Only crazy people smile at me
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Only crazy people think their mad
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Only enter if your 18 or over
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Only give if you feel like it
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Only talk to me if it's a Tuesday
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Only you and I know the turth
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Only your enemies speak the truth about you
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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OOCH! What a Sharp tongue you have
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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OOCH! You've just broken my heart
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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OOCH! I've just been hit by cupid's arrow
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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OOCH! That was my sides splitting with laughter when I saw you
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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oops! is too much information
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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OPEN 48 HOURS
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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OPEN TILL LATE
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Open your eyes and see the coffee
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Opening soon due to popular demand
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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operating outside the confines of my mind
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Operating within the confines of my mind
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Operator whats me the 999 number?
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Opinions are more important than fact
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Opportunity always tip toes very quietly past my door
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Oprah Winfrey : International Paper Wight of the Year
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Oprah Winfrey aka Ed the talking horse
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Optimist and pessimists are like plumbs and prunes
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Optimists get me down
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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ORANGE BLUE YELLOW
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Orange rhymes with pharange
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Oranges are too quite
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Originality depends upon who you copied your idea from
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Other Side Looks Alot Better
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Other way round
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Other Way Up
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Otherness
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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OTT Radical Exteme Hair Driers
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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OTT Radical Exteme pregnancy kits
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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OTT Radical Exteme Saving bonds
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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OTT Radical Exteme Space Hoppers
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Out Of Stock Again
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Outlaw T-Shirts
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Outlaw Banning
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Outside Of The Edge
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Outside Of The Noise
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Owls are a hoot
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Owls are good in pies
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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OWLS...THERE A HOOT
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Oxymoron: Made in Canada
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Paint Drying
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Papier mache is my favourite building material
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Paradigms are Greek slippers made from fogs skins
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Parental Guidance Required
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Paris Hilton Boo Hoo Hoo
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Paris Hilton LOOOOSER !
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Paris Hilton who's the b-itch now !
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Park in my bay
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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PARKING BAY
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Parking Meter
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Parking meter collection shirt
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Parking meter slot -----
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Parking on the moon is not as crazy as it sounds
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Parole for executed prisoners
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Passive eating ruins lives
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Paths without people
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Pay As You Go: Voting
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Pay me and I'll be your invisible friend
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Pay-Per-Look
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Pay-Per-Ogle
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Peace of Love
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Peace only comes when the money runs out
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Peace the gift that keeps on giving
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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PEDAL FORCE ONE
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Pee Wee LOOOOOSER !
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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People know your limitations
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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People Pie
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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People think I'm mad but I'm only crazy
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Pexels! fixels! what do you know?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Phone Home Nerd
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Photoshop is cheaper that plastic surgery
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Photoshop: Let the pixels do the lying
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Pick your channel-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Pickled Geeks The Gift That Keeps On Giving
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Pickled mermaid yum yum
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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piduts-stupid
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Pigeon mess strictly prohibited on this shirt
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Pimp My Molecular Structure
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Pimp my doughnut
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Pimp my knitting
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Pimp my nerd
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Pimp my nerdette
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Pimp my pottery
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Planet planet out in space the human race has been a disgrace
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Plastic ornamental doughnuts as seen on T.V
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Play that twisted music
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Playing cards are the 52 foot soldiers of Satan's army
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Playing on-line twister is for shy people
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Please give money to charities on my behalf
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Please ask me about my problems
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Please can I wash your underwear
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Please don't ask me any questions as the truth offen offends
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Please don't throw custard pies at me
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Please help I just need another $10 to start rehab
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Please help I only need another $10 for my plastic surgery
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Please help, I only need anther $10 to move back to Canada
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Please help, I just need another $10 to move back to my parents
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Please help, I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Please in giving money to new man of country
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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please never change how else can I aviod you
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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PLEASE PAY HERE
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Please send luck
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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PLEASE SPEAK HERE
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Please take my picture with someone famous
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Please talk as conversation often delights people
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Please talk to me as conversation often delights
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Please talk to me as conversation often delights people
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Please talk to me I don't care how crazy you are
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Please talk to my friend he doesn't care how crazy you are
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Please tell me all your problems and tragic stories
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Please tip-toe gently over my shattered heart
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Please Turn Over A New Leaf
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Please turn the other cheek as I need to invade it
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Please turn to page 57 it has pictures of naked people
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Please whisper I'm having my quite moment
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Please whisper I'm having my quite moment
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Plug-in Here (. .)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Politicians are at their best when they're in a coma
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Politicians are at their weakest when they're awake
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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politicians are at their worst when they're alive
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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politicians are at their worst when they're awake
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Politicians are at their worst when they're breathing
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Politicians are the unacceptable side of stupidity
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Politicians Are Weasels In Clowns Clothing
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Poor countries should tax fat
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Poor English makes things really bader
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Pornosapiens are on the next rung of the evolutionary ladder
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Positive retardation
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Potatoes are obese crisps
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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poverty is the best defence against robbery
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Power To The Local Zebra
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Power To The Potty Heads
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Power To The Pupils
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Practice safe sex, change your route home each day
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Practice safe sex, have an ugly girlfriend
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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President of the sounds
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Press my buttons OOOO
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Pretend your my mother
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Previous experience: Armageddon
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Prisoner No. 378266
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Prisoner of the perishers
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Problems sleeping? Ever considered a talking pillow?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Progress is a word you us when your struggling to win your case
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Progress is using new words to describe something not so new
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Property of the International Bank Of Switzerland
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Property of Los Angeles Infertility Clinic
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Property of Los Angeles Rehab Clinic
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Property of Ohio state prison
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Property of The Chicago Bondage Club
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Prozac and spam Start the day right !
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Prunes are the devils bogies
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Psychatasticeuphordelic
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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psychological
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Psychological Pie
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Pull my string and I'll talk ---> O
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Punish masochists
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Punish the the ear trumpets or they'll never learn
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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PUNKLESSNESS
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Puns sould be punished
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Purple - yellow = blue x orange =pink
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Purple Freak seeker
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Purple Freak Seeker.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Purple tastes like chicken
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Queue: For five item or less
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Quiting smoking is easey I do it every day
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Quiting take concentration and application
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Radical Tendances
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Rags and now I'm going to riches
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Rancid cheese melts on the plate not in your mouth
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Rancid is the new cool
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Rancid is the new minging
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Random is the day
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Random Radical Urban Rebellion
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Randomisation
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Randomism
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Re-issue. God bless you
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Read between the fibers
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Read my body language I speak in arthritis
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Read my body language I speak riggamortus
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Read my palm and you'll know I am telling the truth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Reality ends when the adverts start
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Reality is like a advert it's a necessary evil
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Reality is like an advert interrupting my favorite film
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Reality under construction
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Reckless Raw Rowdy Rebel Rousing Rioting Rocker
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Recycle cliches and save the plateau
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Recycle disposable diamonds
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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RED WET PAINT
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Reliable Lie
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Remeber staircases can go down as well as up
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Remember "I don't like be quoted"
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Remember charity starts at home just like debt does
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Remember debts are not just for Christmas
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Remember enemies are not just for christmas
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Remember last night!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Remember mumbling and talking to yourself is not a strategy
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Remember the times you live in
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Remember tongues have ears
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Remember you can't always have the shiny marbles
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Rent-A-Debt
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Repects Onions
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Resist Cholesterol
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Restricted zone
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Restrictions End Here
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Revenge is good for the soul
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Rhythm is a dancer seeking your body
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Rigor mortis is bad for your health
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Ring ring ring.....I know your out there I can hear you ringing!!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Rip off to reveal prize
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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ROAD FORCE ONE
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Roast gypsy on toast yummy
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Roast Gypsy my favorite
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Robot Overboard!!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Robots have feelings as well
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Rough Tough Macho Weave
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Rub-off to reveal prize
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Rumpelstillskin is cool
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Running bare footed alone the beach makes me feel poor
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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sacrificial lamb with mint my favourite
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Sadness is when you discover your mother was a jackal
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Sadness is when you discover your the only one with hoofed feet
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Salad doesn't make friends
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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SALE ON!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Satan Fears Spam
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Satan get off my bike
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Satan needs hugs as well
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Satan stole my doughnut
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Satan stole my doughnuts
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Satan there my doughnuts your eating
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Save endangered animals eat smaller potions
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Save enegy by burning books
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Save enegy by not resisting arrest
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Save enegy by not smiling
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Save enegy by standing still
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Save energy by burning books
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Save energy by not resisting arrest
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Save energy by storing Moon beams in a jar
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Save energy by tell me all your secrets
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Save the environment and go to Mars
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Save the last hug for me
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Save The Moon
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Save the moon's rain forest
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Save the ohno zone
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Save the planet wear tighter fitting cloths
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Save The Smile
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Save the world turn up your fridges
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Save The WOW!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Save yourself - run and don't look back
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Say "your gross and despicable" to negative thinking
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Say hello wave goodbye
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Say it with doughnuts
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Say it with shopping!
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Say It With Solgans
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Say it's not so jo
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Say no! no! never! to negative thinking
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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say something profound to me
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Say something simple to me
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Sayonnara people
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Scape goat and sacrificial lamb my favorite meat
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Schadenfreude, I can't stop laughing at that stupid foolish word
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Scientology Express Card...that will do nicely
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Scientology Gold Member
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Scientology, organised lying
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Scientology: Latin for slight of mind
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Scientology:- The study of organised lying
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Scissors, rock, or paper
of 71 votes, 13% like it
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Scratch off to reveal prize
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Scratch out my eyes and see if your won a prize
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Second Hand Clothing Company
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Second hand space for sale, one careful owner
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Secret Camera
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Secret of the Secrets
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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See beyond the view
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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See! I told you I couldn't be hypnotized...MOO!.MOO!.MOO!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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See-through when wet
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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See-through when you squint you eyes
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Seek the other horizon
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Seeker of the pleasure
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Self-delusions never fool me
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Self-help books are the first steps towards Armageddon
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Self-help books are the first steps towards D.I.Y
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Send me to the moon
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Sense the emotional texture of my shirt
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Sense The Strength
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Separate execution facilities for innocent people
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Separate executions for innocent people
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Separate minds for different people
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Sequel.....Next!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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SEVEN ZERO minus ONE
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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SEVEN - is the number you are thinking of at this moment
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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SEX NINE
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Sex can lead to Sex
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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SEX ON LEGS IN A SHIRT
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Sex with no strings, is not bondage
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Sex, Drugs, undeserved Wealth, were did it all go so wrong!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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She said I was gauche and I havn't seen her or the trailer since
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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She's got hairy toes------>
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Shirt for hire:- The dummie comes free
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Shirt under constration
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Shoes maketh the woman beer maketh the man
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Shop till yer poor
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Shopping For Chocolate
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Shopping is the first stop to inner beauty
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Shopping is the people's Opium
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Show me a good chicken and I'll show you a dead chicken
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Show me all things anew
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Sick music for sick people
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Sign my shirt & leave your number
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Sign on the doted line..................
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Sign your name across my shirt
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a fool
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a lamb
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Silence is the wisdow of a bad lier
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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SIMPLE ENOUGH
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Simply The Pest
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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SIX SIX SIX
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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SIX SIX FIVE
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Skip trip reality bending doors of perception think without fear
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Sleep is another way of saying I care
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Sleep is for whimpies
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sleep is just another way of listening
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Sleep is my secret way of saying I am tied
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Sleep is my way of saying I care
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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SLOW DOWN-I'm J-walking
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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SMART ALERT:- leave a swear box at a Tourettes center
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Smells like teen feet
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Smells like teen garlic
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Smile for money
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Smile for your public
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Smile if you love me
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Smile if your shallow
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Smile you're on YouTube!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Smile your on galactic TV
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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SMILE! thank you for your cooperation
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Smoke now pay later
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Smokin'black leather
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Smokin'black wheels
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Smokin'blue
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Smokin'heads
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Smokin'hearts
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Smokin'music
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Smokin'shoe leather
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Smoking is good for kippers
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Smoothest Skin Aroud
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Smoothest Skin Around
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Snake wax is so expensive now days
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Snake wax is the new elbow grease
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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SNAP ! you have forgotten you ever had a relationship with me
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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So good yet so bad
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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So I've got three heads what's it got to do with you big nose
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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So it was my money that ruined your life
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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So many choices so few decisions
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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So many decisions so few choices
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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So many mouths so little to say
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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So many people....So few planets
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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So many people....so few quilty soaps
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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So many things to get and so little to get them with
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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So many things to say and only one mouth to say 'em with
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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So many university graduates...not enough McDonald's restaurants
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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So wrong yet so good
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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So you think you know coffee
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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So your the voice inside my head
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Soak for 30 minutes before Hand Washing
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Sold to the highest bidder
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Solids are my favourite food
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Solitaire player of the match
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Solve the problem to the solution
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Some of my best enemies are English
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Some of my best friends are dried bones
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Some of my best friends are Eskimos
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Some of my best friends are Gypsies
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Some of my best friends wear corduroy trousers
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Some of my best parents are black
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Some of my best sisters are gypices
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Some of my Canadians are friends
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Some of my casual aquaitences are American
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Some one's got alzheimer's but I can remember who !
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Some one's got amnesia but I can't remember who!
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Some people are stupid, while others have monopolise the idea
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Some people in life attract the bees and some the flies
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Some smells just don't have a funny side
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Some times I think so deeply I go into a coma
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Some times lovers turn into enemas
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Some where in the world it's raining
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Someone has Alzheimer's but I can't remember who!!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Someone stole my lice-up flip-flops
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Someone stole my lace-up flip-flops
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Someone stop me please!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Someone take me away from all of this
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Sometimes limitations go too far
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Somewhere in the world someone has just fallen down a hole
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Somewhere in the world someone has just found your sock
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Somewhere in the world someone has just sat on a kipper
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Somewhere in the world there is your perfect mismatch
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Somkin'blue
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Somkin'blue jeans
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Sorry I can't see you to night, I'm trying to contact the dead
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Sorry I didn't recognize with your cloths on
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Sorry I didn't recognize you with your cloths on
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Sorry I didn't recognize you without you clown's cloths on
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Sorry I didn't reconise you without your clown cloths on
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Sorry, I didn't recognize you with all that weight your've put on
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Sounds from the City
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Space is made in a factory near Aberdeen
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Space..the final fluffy ear
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Spam is the devil's cake
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Spam is euthanasia
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Spam is no friend of mine
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Spam opera lives!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Spam the poor mans cornbeef
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Spam the poor mans road kill
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Spam was design by artificial intelligence
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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SPAM...Its almost food
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Speak your mind and get it off your shoulder
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Special needs is natures way of saying you need an election
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Speed don't kill, but suddenly becoming still can
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Spinal Tap: World Tour 1973-74
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Spontaneous Attraction Imminent
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Spontaneous Combustion Is Ten Minutes Late
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Spontaneous Knitting Imminent
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Spot the zebra
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Spotty the zebra
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Squint your eyes to see me naked
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Squint your eyes when you look at me
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Squint your eyes when you look at me
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Stake and kidney pie soup is my favourite dish
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Stalking is the only thing that gets me away from the telly
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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START NOW
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Start The Game
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Start-Finish-What a story
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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State of Independance
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Stating the obvious is a waste of time
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Stay calm and Carrie on
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Stealing is wr_ng......o
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Stealing might be wrong
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Stop digging when you reach 6 feet under
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Stop global warming cycle to your car
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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STOP LOOKING AT MY BODY FORM !
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Stop picking my brains
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Stop playing dead your starting to smell
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Stop reading my mind
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Stop reading my mind it's copyrighted
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Stop running your fingers through my ears
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Stop slurping the dragon soup
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Stop smoking-Drive a big car
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Stop smoking-light a fire
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Stop smoking...Start smouldering
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Stop talking to yourself you'll end up arugeing
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Stop the experiment
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Stop the world before it stop you
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Stop the world I just spotted a service station
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET ON
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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STOP!.....THIEF!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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STOP!..I'm crossing
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Stoped to death
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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STRANGE ENOUGH
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Strangers are offish
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Stupid Chemical
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Stupid people are fun
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Stupidity doesn't have a name
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Stupidity has a name but what idiot will try to find it out
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Stupidity is giving authority to an educated fool
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Submission improbable
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Success! I deserve nothing less
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Suck Seed and Influence People
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Suger-Free Money
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Sugerless (-lass) you look so sweet
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Suicide is so yesterday
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Summer come lately
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Super Hot Metal
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Super Threads
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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SuperCooled Music
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Supremo Of Sound
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Swans taste a bit like chicken
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Swans taste a little bit like golden eagles
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Sweet and sour pigeon
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Sweet is the new Sour
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Sweet Molly Malone
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Swing with me
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Swinging the blues
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Take a trip alone life's journey
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Take a walk on the wild side of life
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Take little steps it's a long way to kansas
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Take me to your entertainer
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Take me to your lead singer
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Take off the wrapping
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Take precautions in every conceivable situation
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Take your cloths off before you iron them!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Talent the gift that keeps on giving
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Talking about censorship is forbidden
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Talking can lead to Thinking
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Talking is a participation sport
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Talking is better than listening
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Talking is good
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Talking to plants can give you greenfly
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Talking to plants can make your ears drop off in autumn
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Talking to plants can make your ears fall off in autumn
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Talking to plants should be censored
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Talking to plants will make your ears drop off in altium
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Tangergreen is such a beautiful colour
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Tangerine rhymes with orange
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Tattooing marshmellows is sweet
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Tax Gossip
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Tax Inherited Diseases
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Taxes are bad for your honestly
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Taxes are bad for your sene of humour
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Taxes are bad for your sense of humour
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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TAXI ! get me out of here !
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Teach a man to steal and you feed him for life
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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Technological Cotton
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Tell me about your muddy jeans I like it when you talk dirty
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Tell me something incredibly interesting
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Tell me that it's so Joe
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Tell me the time when it get to midnight
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Tell me when it's Monday
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Tell me your life story
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Tell the voices in your head to stop talking to me
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Tell your voices to stop talking to my voices
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Telling the turth is the beginning of a very slippery slope
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Telly is the people's opium
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Temple Within
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Temporary fault on shirt
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Texans are a vegetarian delicacy
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Text or E-mail your prayers directly to God local rates apply
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Thank dog I'm an atheist
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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That doesn't make any sence at all,I get it
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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That doesn't make any sence what-so-ever !
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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THAT PINK IS A BIT LOUD
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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That the saddest story I've ever heard
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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That's Absolutely Preposterous
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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That's right officer 73 sesame street
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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That's the saddest story I've ever heard
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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That's the saddest story I've ever read on a post card
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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The Numbership
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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The Acid Temple Party
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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The Anwser Is Yes
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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The art of spontainity is planing ahead
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The bad times make the good times seem better
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The beginning has started
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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The best case scenario is now
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The best diet in the world is plenty of stress and worry
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The best kind of lover is one that has no standards
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The best kind of politician isn't a politician
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The best kind of problems belong to someone else
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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The best solution is often the answer to the problem
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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The best sort of politician doesn't exist
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The best thing about dieting is eating all those cakes and sweets
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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The best thing in life are tax free
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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The Bible is too preachy for me
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The bible was written in English
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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The cactus is the tough man's gherkin
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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The capital of Foreign is Home
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The cherryade will flow tonight
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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The chicken crossed the road to avoid the spite roast
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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The chicken was egged on by his friends to crossed the road
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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The chocolate doesn't work anymore
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The chocolate don't work anymore
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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The Choice Is Mine
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The clock is ticking let's play chicken
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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The complaints department is closed due to incompedance
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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The concluding episode of this series will be shown whenever
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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The dark side of the sun
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The dead are very ill
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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The devil always takes responsibility for his actions
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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The doughnut the whole doughnut and nothing but the doughnut
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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THE DRINKS ARE ON ME...
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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The end of the world was now
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The end was supposed to be yesterday
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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The English are a gift from the GODS
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The fake moon landing was film on the Luna surface
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The first moon landing was filmed in my padded cell
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The first moon landing was filmed on mars
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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The forbidden zone
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The future is the day after tomorrow
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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The game is called entertainment
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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The Gene Pool
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The government is bugging our baby monitors
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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The grass is always Astroturf on the other side
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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The grass is always smoked on the other side
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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The harder I try the luckier I get
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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The human zoo is now open
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The i-Generation
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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The inside is bigger than the outside
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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The Intermymindnet
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The Internet is a seed that is growing, let us feed it.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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The Internet Lives.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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The Internet shall set you free
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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The Internet starts here just turn me on
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The Internet will free us
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The Internet will free you
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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The Internet will save us all
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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The Journey Begins Here
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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The journey is the destination
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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The Kalashnikov rhubarb
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The knowledge has gone
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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The less I know the prettier I look
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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The less you know the more confident you feel
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The letter "S" is a cross-dresser
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The letters "R" "Q" and "S" are cr
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The letters "P" "Q" and "R" are cr
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The letters "Q" "F" and "P" are cro
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The letters in this sentence have been used to tell lies
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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The letters in this sentence will be donated to charity
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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The line most artors dread : can I take your order
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The little green men under my hat keep calling me mad!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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The man is dead but his video lives
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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The Master Onion Plan
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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The meaning of life is about two feet away
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The meaning of life is written on my inside label
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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The meaning of life is written on your inside label
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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The Member
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The Membership
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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The Membership Shirt
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The moon is just a plate with patterns on it
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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The more I eat the less I know
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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The more I eat the less I know
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The more I make love the more I appreciate my singing skills
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The more we make love the more I appreshiate your personality
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The more you know the more you panic
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The New Talker
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The next voice I hear will be yours
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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The nights are long and dark I haven't paid my electric bill
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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THE NUMBER TWENTY THREE
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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The number of the fish is 26
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The number of the fish is 26
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The number of zeros in 1 is infinite
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The official language is English
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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The old school rules
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The older I get the more clearly I can see the fault in others
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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The only good hippy I ever saw was baked in a pie
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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The only kind of money I don't like is spent money
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The opposite of Orange is Irony
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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The perpetual finite paradox didn't exist yesterday
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The queue is behind me
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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The queue starts here
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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The rainbow leads to me
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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The rhubarb music orchestra
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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The richer you are the luckier you get
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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The sad part about visiting grandma is telling her grandpa is gay
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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The safety officer keeps self-harming
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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The secondary directive states:- diners ready
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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The Seeds of Dreams
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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The sentence below this one is written in braille
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The situation is completely hopeless
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The small writing says : NO WAY
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The sound of things to come
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The spice girls are a tribute band
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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The start is nigh
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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The story that won't go away
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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The sun never sets on a bad idea
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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The sun never sets on a good idea
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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The sun never sets on my ego
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The sun never sets on your debts
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The sweat is real
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The team mascot is self-harming
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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The Time Is 30 Minutes Past Late
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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The tomorrow people
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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The truth can lead to problems
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The truth can lead to thinking
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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The truth can not dream
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The truth has been air brushed
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The truth is playing hide and seek
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The truth is pretending
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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The truth is pretending is to like you
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The truth is twisting in the wind
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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The truth twists in the wind
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The truth was design by artificial intelligence
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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The truth was designed by artificial intelligence
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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The Unknowable Otherness
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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The ventriloquist doesn't speak for me
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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The ventriloquist's dummies are selling gun to the clowns
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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The ventriloquist's dummies are selling guns to the clowns
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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The voice in my head are swapping recipes
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The voices in my head are gay and keep tidying up my thoughts
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The voices in my head are starting to argue with each other
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The voices in my head are swapping recipes
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The voices in my head are talking in tongues
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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The voices in my head keep arguing with my invisible friend
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The voices in my head keep snoozing at night
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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The voices in my head keep snoring at night
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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The voices in my head keep telling me to snap out of it
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The voices in my head said they were gay
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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The voices inside my head are speaking in Chinese
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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The voices inside my head are talking behind my back
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The voices inside my head keep playing folk music
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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The voices you can hear are just echos inside your empty head
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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The weather butterfly
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The weather continues to lie
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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The weather doesn't tell the truth
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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The whole is less then the parts because of wear and tear
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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The wii-Generation
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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The wild mind
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The wildest path is in your mind
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The Winning Numbers: 314159265
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The world is made out of pink cotton candy
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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The world is my stage this shirt is the interval
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The World Is Parked On A Double Yellow
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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The world needs a price war
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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The world needs absolute dreamers
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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The worst kinda of problem is someone else's
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The worst thing about other people's problem is the sharing
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Theraputic storking
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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There ain't no chicken bones in my soup
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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There ain't no George Bush just a bad hand puppet
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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There ain't no such thing as a killer bear just bad forests
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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There are four elements to time:- T, I, M, &E
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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There are four elements to time:- tick, tock, & your late !
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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There are two kinds of people in the world flies and bumble bees
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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There behind you
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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There is a serious side to depression
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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There is a street in London called St giles passage
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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There is an intergalactic highway going through this planet
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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There is never a good time to stop talking
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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There is no "I" in Team but there is a "me"
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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There is no such thing as a killer bear just bad forests
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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There is nothing out there
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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There is only 217 funny sayings left
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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There is too much space in my doughnuts
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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There is too much space in my pockets
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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There's a big generation gap between me and my body
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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There's a whole world of fantasy out there
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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There's a whole world outside your head
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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There's always oodles of time to make a mistake
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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There's always oodles of time to make a mistake
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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There's always plenty of time to make a mistake
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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There's always tomorrow
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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There's food in my dinner
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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There's more to me than meet the ear
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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There's no such thing as stupid questions just stupid people
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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There's the road ahead but not forget to look at the sky above
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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There's too many fools to count them all !
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Theres more to this than meets the eye the other eye,not so sure
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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These are our days
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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These are our times
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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These letters will be used to compose a begging letter for money
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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These thoughts were taken from a sustainable mind
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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These words are made out of the skins of endangered bananas
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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These words are spoken is a foreign accent
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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They call him Mr scarecrow 'cos he frightens all the birds
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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They call it coffee love
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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They call me the book burner
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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They call me the deletor
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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They say opposites attract and I'm opposite you
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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They say silence can kill....Shhhhh
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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They should charge gossip at a premium rate
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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They should tar and feather recipe thiefs
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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They sould ban children from voting on this site
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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They speak English in the Andromeda sector
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Thie tee may harm your cridibility
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Thin people don't plan ahead
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Things are cheaper when your dead
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Think of a number and don't tell anyone
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Think of me as the billionaire you never had
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Think of me as the penguin you never had
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Think outside the teapot
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Think outside your head
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Think outside yourself
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Thinking is compulsory
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Thinking is Voluntary
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Thinking outside the envolpe is a waste of a good stamp
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Third World Price War
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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This body has only one reckless owner
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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This counter is closed
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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This garment contains sex on legs
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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This garment is inside out
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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This is karaoke ally
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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This is a begging letter "I"
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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This is a braille writing
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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This is a chain letter shirt pass on to a friend
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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This is a chain t-shirt pass it on
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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This is a drama
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This is a fake copy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This is a fishes and loafs situation
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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This is a giant pocket
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This is a mobile chain letter
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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This is a pocket
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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This is a recycled straitjacket
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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This is a reenactment
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This is a short sleeved hero container
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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This is a very rough weave indeed
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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This is a waste of the Turin Shroud
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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This is a wishing shirt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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This is a YOU-TOUCH musical T-shirt
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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This is an abstract Blank
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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This is an exceedingly good day to party
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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This is an important NOTICE!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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This is an official pass shirt
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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This is an on-line garment-click to enlarge
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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This is as high as the tide goes
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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This Is Entertainment
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This Is Made From Breadcrumbs
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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This is made from the Turin Shroud
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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This is my "I'm available" shirt
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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This is my chimp in clothing --------->
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This is my gimp boy ------>
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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This is my Gimp Chimp ------>
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This is my short sleeved hugging zone
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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This is not a drill, this is a real emergency
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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This is not a repeat
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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This is not a sun tan it's a fog rash
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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This is show business
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This Is The Actual Size
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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This is the dawning of the age of the Internet
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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This is the era of The Entwilightenment
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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This is the longest I ever spoken to you
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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This is the point of no return
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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THIS IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST NICOTINE PATCH-nicopatch shirt
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This is where I live
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This is where I wish I lived
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This isn't reality, this is reality T.V
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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This message will change every hour
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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This message will start to fade in 24 hours
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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This planet needs a lot of hugs
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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This planet needs oodles of hugs
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This road is all over the place!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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This sentence has no purpose or meaning in the world but it's art
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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This Shirt Contains Sex On Legs
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is made from Bitney Spears hair
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is made from recycled ivory
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is made from the Turin shroud
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is made out of the skins of endangered bananas
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt is my address
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is my new address
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt is my new friend
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is my new meeting place
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is my newest best friend
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is my penthouse
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is my stage it's arms are my exits
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is patrolled my security personal
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is rated a PG Parental guidance recommended
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt is subject to censorship
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is where I live
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt was made by Genetically modified child labour
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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This time last year I had the world at my feet
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This time last year I was a millionair
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This time last year I was a wanted criminal
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This was a birthday present
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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This way
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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This world belongs to my collection
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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This year it's all about naked clothing
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Those pink pounds buy spam for poor people
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Threadbare Apparel
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Thredless and child labour like peas in a i-pod
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Tick My Box
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Tick the old school
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Tick Tick Tick....
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Ticket Machine Pay Here----->
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Time is a perishable luxury
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Time is ageless
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Tipping the Taxi Fantastic
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Tit toe very quietly over my dreams
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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To be continued next week...........
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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To be so happy your got to be as think as the earth's crust
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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To err is human to deligate is God-like
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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To err is human to blame someone else is very human
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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To know know know you is to love love love you and I do
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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To tell the time at night I've got an illuminous sundail
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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To whom it may concern...don't be concerned!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Tobacco contains cheap Chinese workers
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Today I love
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Today is the longest day because it's the only day today
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Today we love...for tomorrow we die
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Today we love...for tomorrow we divorce
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Today we party-Tomorrow we die
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Today will become tomorrow's nostalgia
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Today's late, is tomorrow's early
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Toffee is the evil son of Chocolate
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Tom Cruise phone home
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Tomorrow has gone out of fashion
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Tomorrow is a day away
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Tomorrow is yours
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Tomorrow never happen
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Tomorrow will be too late
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Too dumb to be old too smart to be young
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Too Much Information
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Too much is my favorite amount
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Too Much Technology Killed The Cat
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Too much time is wasted on moaning and groaning
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Too young to be smart too old too be dumb
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Touch but don't fondle
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Touch but don't grip
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Touch my soul and I'll tell you my dreams
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Touch The Sky
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Touching the sound euphoria
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Trade Mark & Copy Right
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Trading All Over The World
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Tramps on-line
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Transformers, are they the same as transsexuals
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Travaling the sound
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Trees are as think as planks
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Tripping the sound fantastic
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Truisms are so right
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Trust is a last resort of the desperate
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Trust is for people who have no friends
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Trust is one bus journey away from nievity
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Trust is one step away from nievity
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Truth gives cold comfort to fools
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Truth is a lie in sheep's clothing
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Try a menthol Gasparette:-Made from the contents of ashtrays
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Trying is for losers
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Trying is the step on the way to failing
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Tune into my wave length
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Turin Shroud off-cut
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Turn the lights on, my minds eye can't see a thing
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Turn The Music Up High
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Turn The Music Up Higher
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Twist the silance round your tongue
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Twist the silence around your tongue
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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TWO is my favourite number
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Two cherries on my cupcake what a day !
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Two wrongs make Justice
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Two's Company Three's a Party
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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tytpos
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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U - SHIRTS....The next generation
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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U$A
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Unauthorized personal approaching
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Unavailable For Comment
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Under there black and white stripes Zebras are orange
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Unhappiness is but pleasure delayed
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Unicorn pie
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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United kingdoms of the World
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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United States of Entertainment
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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United we stand divided we gossip
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Univestisity Of Life ( drop out )
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Unlicensed nerd detected
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Unlimited power needs a lot of coffee
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Unlimited power needs a lot of shirt
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Unlimted power needs a lot of tea
of 4 votes, 75% like it
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Unlimted power needs a lot of tea
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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unofficial voluntary food taster
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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unofficial voluntary tax collector
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Urban Dream Jeans
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Urban dreams and forgotten words
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Urban Lightning
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Use the empirical approach to sex
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Useless is coming second in a one horse race
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Vibe the Vibe
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Victory Imminent
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Visionaries deal with the nostalgia of tomorrow
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Voices in my head for hire
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Vote for Cosmetic change
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Vote For Democracy
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Vote for the Repeat Party Party Party Party Party
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Vote for voting sake
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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VOTE WITH YOUR DOUGHNUTS
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Votes for flys
of 38 votes, 0% like it
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Voting is the devil's bingo
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Waiter! my Peking duck is lame
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Waiting Instructions:- Like you've got anything better to do
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Waking up is the best way to start the morning
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Waking up is the best way to start the morning
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Wanted: Big bowl for can of Chinese alphabet soup
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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WANTED: Dead or Alive
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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WANTED: Three identical twins for all girl band
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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War begets money
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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War is a rich man's toy
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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War is a way of making more room for cars
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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War is for old men
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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War is made in factories
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Warlessness
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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WARNING :-Fake Spam
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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WARNING: Contains nuts and may cause an allergic reaction
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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of 1 votes, 100% like it
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of 26 votes, 12% like it
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of 8 votes, 25% like it
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WARNING: This notice dose not apply to you (including weekends)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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WARNING: This notice only applies on weekends
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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WARNING: Two miles back the bridge is closed !
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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WARNING:- Careless children made this product
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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WARNING:- I am a man
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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WARNING:- Iam a woman
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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WARNING:- May contain anything under the sun
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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WARNING:- May contain the fingers of careless children
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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WARNING:- May contain the fingers of careless people
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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WARNING:- May contain the fingers of Careless workers
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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WARNING:-Contains meat
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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WARNINIG:- ungrateful children made this product
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Washing instructions: Buy a new one
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: clean it in soap and water
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Washing Instructions: Place into your neighbours wash
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Washing Instructions: Wear bright yellow rubber gloves
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Washing Instructions:- Avoid using spam to remove dirty marks
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Washing Instructons:-Beat against a big rock
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Wasteland all around
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Waterproof guarantee void when wet
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Wave, your on my length
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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We all come from goolge stardust
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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We all evolved from spam
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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We all have our Canadian side
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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We are close enough to swop phone number!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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We can still be enemies
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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We get on like a mouse on fire
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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We happened
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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We should all learn to speak sign language
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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We should be free to choose authoritarianism
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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We should bomb ignorance where ever that country is
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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We should build prisons for innocent people
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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We should have specially built prisons for the innocent
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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We're all part of a cosmic game of Ludo
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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We're invisible on the inside
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Weakness is hidden strength
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Wearing cloths is censorship
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Welcome to all earthlings
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Welcome to my face
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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WELCOME TO MY WORLD (zog)
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Welcome to your world
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Welcome To Your New Country
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Were do you buy e-envelopes
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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WET PAINT---I won't tell you again
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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WET TARTAN PAINT
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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What are you bringing to the party?
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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What came first, the chicken or the piece of string?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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What do you want for breakfast
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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What goes around comes around and gets dizzy
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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What has money ever done for for you?
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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What is the Answer?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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What is the meaning of life?.....Answer on page 23
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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What is the point of Porcupines getting the needle?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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What is the question ?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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What jealous wan-kers vote on these
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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What mystery tour?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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What two questions do the bi-curious want answered?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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What two questions do the bi-curious what answered
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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What Would Jesus Do With A Home Brew Kit
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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What would Pee Wee do?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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What you see is what is air brushed
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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What's a computer?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a dress like that
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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What's so good about consenual sex
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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What's so wrong with hoofed feet ?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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What's that in English dollars
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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What's the answer?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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What's the date ! How many years have I been in a coma!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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What's the most you can borrow me?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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What's the opposite of irony?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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What's the point of invisible light?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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What's the question?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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What's wrong with ruby coloured eyes ?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Whats the capital city of Foreign ?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Whats the opposite of paranoid irony?
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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When all else fails try screaming and stamping your feet
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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When an idea is great it is on the verge of being stupid
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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When an origami expert tells me a joke I just crease up
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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When cold and hot meet steam wins
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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When cold meets hot only warm wins
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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When do Kentucky fly chickens migrate south ?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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When ever I have a problem I just turn it into a pie
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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When I feel sad I remember you and I just can't stop laughing
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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When I get bored I start stalking myself
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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When I retire I think I'll be a cotton bud
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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When I retire I think I'll be a table cloth
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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When I searched for my conscience I found it had ran away
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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When I start to turn green run for your life
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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When I were a lad we ate graval for breakfast
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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When I'm sad I just think of you and laugh hysterically
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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When is it time?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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When is the best time to knit a mitten?
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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When it comes to the big prize you only need to be right once
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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When love called I was out to lunch
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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When my money talks it says goodbye
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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When people lie they offen talk
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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When the dumb get dumber the dumbest buy shoes
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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When the going get tough the tough get knitting
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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When the little hand is on the one it's time to go to lunch
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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When they scream "Zombie! Zombie!" your in trouble
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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When this shirt starts to turn green run for your life
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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When this shirt turns green run for your life
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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When will tomorrow come?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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When you go to sleep you turn into a gnome
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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When you sing people get out of their wheelchairs and run
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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When your teeth start to sweat you know your talking too much
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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When your teeth start to yawn you know your talking too much
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Where abouts in America is the rest of the world ?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Where ever I go I take the party with me
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Where ever I go I take the COOL with me
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Where have all the the dead doughnut gone ?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Where Iam I?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Where is the secret garden?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Wherever I go I drag my body along with me
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Wherever I go I take the weather with me
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Whibberley Wobbly World
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Which hand is the coin in? Left right or middle
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Which of the seven dwarfs would you have sex with?
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Which of the seven sin would you like the most?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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While your life is ebbing away I am thinking up slogans
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Whisp...a pathetic wasp
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Whisper your name to me
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Who going to be the first one to talk?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Who hide the anwsers?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Who let pooey out of prison?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Who let the twigs out of your broom?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Who opened the tin of herrings?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Who passed me this buck
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Who Said That !
of 2 votes, 100% like it
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Who Said That !
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Who said that!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Who scores these slogans f - ucking morons
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Who stole my hummer?
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Who the sexy beast wearing me!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Who was I just talking to?
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Who's Anonmity ?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Who's changing my score
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Who's from Simple city then?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Who's going to be the first one to to talk
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Who's going to save the day now?
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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who's going to save the old ways now
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Who's going to save the world now?
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Who's Next me ?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Whole of the problem
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Whose the odd one out?
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Wht did the chicken cross the road?...to change the light bulb
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Why are the clowns laughing?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Why are there no original cliches ?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Why are you not in love?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Why can't you get braille in extra large print?
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Why did any one bother to invent the word apathy?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's there
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Why did the chicken take a cab?..To get across the road
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Why didn't God make prunes the forbidden fruit ?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Why do clowns have hooves?
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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Why do comedians think there so funny?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Why do runners eat prunes ?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Why does George W Bush have two shadows?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Why does God hate bags
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Why does God hate cigarettes
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Why does God hate me?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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why don't my chicken fly
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Why don't rednecks cast a shadow?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Why don't the voices inside my head buy insurance?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Why don't the voices inside peoples heads ever take advice
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Why don't you cast a shadow?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Why don't you get brille toilet roll
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Why is blue blue?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Why is everyone so anti depressants
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Wikipedia is Big Brother
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Wikipedia killed the cat
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Will I.D cards contain a scan of our souls
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Will Wither With Age
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Will wrinkle with age
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Will wrinkle with wealth
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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William Shakespear aka Willy Wobblestick
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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William Shakespeare aka Willy Wobblestick
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Winking is for people too lazy to talk
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Wisdom can be found on page 1608 of the Oxford Dictionary
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Wisdom is know the right question
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Wisdom is knowing what you need to learn
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Wisdom is not leting people know what you don't know
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Wisdom isn't knowing the answer it's knowing the solution
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Wishing on a dream
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Wishness need be happy enjoy
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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With naked people you never know whats coming next
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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With stupid people you never know whats coming next
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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With stupid people you never know whats going to happen next
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Within this body there lays a broken heart
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Within this cold hard exterior there is a clod hard interior
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Without fat people their could be no thin people
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Without gravy and a nice white wine humans taste terrible
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Without hindsight I wouldn't be a superhero
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Without my body I wouldn't know where I was
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Without my body I'd be dead
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Without my body I'd be lonely
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Without my body I'd just be a voice
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Without my body I'd look absolutely preposterous
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Without my body I'm just a voice
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Without my cloths I'd feel vulnerable
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Without nerds we would have nothing to burn in winter
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Without pixels there wouldn't be an Internet
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Without truth we could not lie
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Witty Remark Imminent
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Won't be fooled again
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Wood is murder
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Words Are Cheap
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Words come easy spelling is a bit harder
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Words Of Dread:- Are they cow horns growing out of your head
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Words Of Dread:- Are they crows feet around your eyes
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Words Of Dread:- Are you fully insured
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Words OF Dread:- Have you let Jesus into your life
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Words Of Dread:- I fought in vietnam
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Words Of Dread:- I'll only be 10 minutes
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Words Of Dread:- In my day we could understand the words
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Words Of Dread:- It's time for your enema
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Words Of Dread:- Well that's not very long
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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World Blinking Champion
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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World ear-flicking Champion
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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World I'm talking to you
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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World pea-flicking Champion
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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World peace through chocolate
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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World's best hair
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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World's Kindest shirt
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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World's most loved
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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WORLD..pull your finger out!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Worship My Molecular Structure
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Would the last person to leave Mexico please blow out the candle
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Would you like to buy my wig?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Wouldn't it be ironic if the world ended today
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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WOW ! WEE! for a moment there I was that close to a good idea.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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wow ! wow! wow!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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wow! x awesome! x mega!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Wrinkles are fathertimes way of saying hi
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Wrinkles are natures way of remembering your sins
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Write me a letter
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Write the time down on a piece of paper so you don't forget it
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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www.HelpIamTrappedInsideMyComputer.com
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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X was elected..we won !
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Yawning is just another way of expressing agreement
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! Maybe !
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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yes is the new no
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Yes means maybe, maybe means no, no means yes
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Yeserday,Today was Tomorrow
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Yeserday,Today was Tomorrow
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Yesterday is a stalker
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Yesterday was a great time to talk
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Yesterday will never happen
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Yoga is for people Origami is for paper
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Yogurt is the lazy mans Yoga
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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You are a conspiracy theory
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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YOU ARE HERE------>O
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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YOU ARE HERE------>X
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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You are music to my eyes
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You Are There---->
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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You are what you eat so don't eat stupid people
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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You become invisible when I close my eyes
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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You can always count on unpredictablility
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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You can catch hypercondria my listening
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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you can never use a unique cliche too often
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You can reserve this space
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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You can tell a person's age by counting there wrinkles
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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You can't be a visionary in the dark
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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You can't get insurance once your dead
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You can't hypnotized me by the way these raw onions are delicious
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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You can't keep your mouth open for ever
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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You can't make heros out of spam
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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You did it all and a lot less
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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You don't know me but you look like someone I've never met
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You don't solve a problem by throwing dead bodies at it
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You don't solve a problem by throwing ignorance at it
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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You don't tap your finger to heavy rock music
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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You don't tap your foot and snap your fingers to punk
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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You don't whistle along to heavy rock
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You dress like a goat!
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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You dress like an unmade bed
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You Happened
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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You have just entered into a legally binding agreement to smile
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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You have just entered the twilight zone
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You have something very special...it's called needs
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You have the wonderful gift of mystery intelligence
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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You have three wishes if you can rip this shirt off me
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You have to be a unique individual to blame it on the boogie
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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You Immature With Age
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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you impress me coco
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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You know absolutely nothing about ignorance
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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You know who you are bag lady
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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You know who you are slim lady
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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You like great under dim lighting
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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You look best under Twilight and cloud
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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You look great under artificial light.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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You look just like my last girl/boy friend
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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You look like that man I've never seen before
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You look so sweet when you cry uncontrollably
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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You look stupid flapping your arms up and down trying to fly
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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You make my skin spirit
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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You may already be a loser
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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You mind needs you now
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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You need a licence to own a nerd
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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You need two brain cells to be confused three to understand this
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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You owe me £10,000 from a previous life
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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You schizophrenic I'm not!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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You should never give you opinion on anything and that's a fact
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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You should never give your opinion on anything and that's a fact
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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You smell of youth
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You so close you can see the whites of my letters
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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You so much better than my last big cell mate
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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You stole every thing I loved and then tried to sell me insurance
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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You stole my pony
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You think I exist but I don't
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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You Tick All My Boxes
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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You were once here -- >
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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You'll never find one of those pink pounds in my pocket
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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You've done less a lot quicker
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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You've got to try tomato in batter
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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You've lit a smolder in my heart
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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YOU-TOUCH Garments (Technology)
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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YOU-TOUCH.....I SUE
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Young body one reckless owner
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Young gifted and alive
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Young gifted and American
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Young gifted and beautiful
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Young gifted and English
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Young gifted and free
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Young gifted and here
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Young, gifted and green
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Your cries of "your the best" are starting to crate on
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Your desperate screams are giving me a headache
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Your old when your doctor is an archaeologist
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Your a copy-cat custard
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Your a fashion mumble
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Your a happening looking for an accident
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Your a happening waiting for an accident
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Your a sheep in chickens clothing
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Your address or mine
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Your as old as you lie
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Your cloths would look good on a goat
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Your cloths would look good on a normal person
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Your cloths would look great on a slim person
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Your cloths would look great on a slim person
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Your desperate screams are music to my ears
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Your eyes are bigger than your stomach
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Your face could turn milk into cheese
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Your face looks familiar how long have you had it?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Your faking flesh is starting grate on my nerves
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Your generosity is surrounded by an inpenetratable force field
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Your going to have to open your eyes sooner or later
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Your google dust
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Your hands are bigger than your pockets
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Your hidden talent must be wearing camouflage
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Your humour is masking my genus
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Your idea is a like seed...on a burger roll
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Your Imagination Will Set Us Free
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Your In My Dream Now
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Your late your going to miss the stupid bus
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Your memory needs you now
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Your money talks it saying goodbye
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Your money talks my money shouts
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Your mouth is bigger than your brain
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Your music sounds like a dead donkey crying
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Your my favourite waste of time
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Your my special friend
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Your never alone with a Gasparette
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Your never alone with a menthol Gasparette
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Your not wrong, some idiot hasn't given you the right question
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Your not real your just a bad hand puppet
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Your place or MySpace
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Your planet needs you
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Your pulsing at me
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Your safe! It's not a crime to be a fool of the first order
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Your safe! It's not a crime to be a fool of the first order
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Your singing brings a lump to my eyes
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Your singing brings a lump to my eyes and a tear to my throat
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Your singing makes the hairs on my ass stand up
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Your singing makes the hairs on the back of a dead man stand up
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Your snoring is carried on the wind
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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your so close you can read the whites of my letters
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Your so funny you're stressing my ribs
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Your so much better than my last cell mate
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Your so much better than my last fat friend
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Your so much better than the last girl/boyfriend I had
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Your so quite even your echo is silent
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Your so unpredictable we probably never met
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Your so unpredictable we will probably never meet
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Your so unpredictable..BOO!..just like me
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Your soooooo jealous of my talent
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Your stupidity is masking my genius
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Your talentless
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Your Talking Dead Body Language
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Your the first desperate needs person I've ever met
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Your the unknown factor
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Your thinking of the number 23
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Your to blame
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Your too late to vote for the Procrastinators Party
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Your voice could make a dead donkey cry
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Your voice could make a dead donkey run away
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Your voice could make dead donkeys to run away
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Your voice could turn cheese back into milk
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Your voice could turn milk into cheese
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Your voice is music to my feet
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Your voice makes the hairs on the back of a dead donkey stand up
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Your wise behind your years
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Your world needs you
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Your worth your weight in air guitars
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Your worth your weight in doughnuts
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Your worth your weight in pens
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Your worth your weight in sugar
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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YouTube is a figment of MySpaces imaganation
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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YouTube is the bubblegum of the masses
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Zebra's are red and completely covered in black & white strip
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Zebras are big skunks
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Zebras are red and covered in black and white stripes
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Zing went the string on your thong!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Zing! went the sings of my heart when I saw you
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Zombies V Robots...Who would win?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Zombies suffer from bulimia as well
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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My gallery photos
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