No redeeming qualities required
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Instant jelly is the next big thing
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I like horse drawn toffee apples
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I got lost looking at the back of my hand
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I love my straitjacket
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Straitjackets and jeans look stupid
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I always get my straitjacket dry cleaned
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Will dance for doughnuts!
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Magic Beans for Sale!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I'm no longer dead
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I'm tellylistic
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I'm radiolazy
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'm no longer radioactive
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a talking horse
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Your screams of "your the best" crate on my nerves
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Silence is the wisdom of a Stone
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Reality is a figment of the telly's imagination
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Reality is a figment of our imagination
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Today the world Tomorrow the universe
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I haven't a clue what I'm going to do next
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Life is the bit in between the adverts
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Stop the world I missed my stop
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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TeenSpiritTeen
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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BoyGirlBoy
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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BadGirlBad
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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BadBoyBad
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Do you want a clean cop or a dirty cup?
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Your on reality T.V
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Contains Ingredients
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Melancholy come home
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Looks like teen dreaming
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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My rain check just bounced
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The phone is ringing but no one is at my end
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Sounds like teen screaming
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I get a sore throat just listening to you!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Music is a concept through which we see ourselves
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Music Loves You
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Music Loves You
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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In space no one can eat ice cream!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I only tell synthetic lies
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Music is my first love and it will be my last
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Chocolate is always smiling
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Love the Music
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Apathy is such a neglected subject
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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So little is known about ignorance
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I hate the gaps in my genus
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I always tip with spam
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I hate the gaps in my knowledge
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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When I die I hope it isn't from anything serious
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Never be without emergency ink!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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One voice no ears!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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A problem shared with me is a problem soon forgotten
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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A problem shared is far too much information for me
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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When I close my eyes I become illiterate
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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When I close my eyes you become invisible
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Tell me about your problems tomorrow
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Solutions welcomed!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Ban offensive insults!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Cottage cheese; good milk gone bad
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I make effigys out of cottage cheese!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Ban offensive ink!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Toffee is the abandoned son of chocolate
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Blond is my favourite colour
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I love you more than oatmeal biscuits
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Say it with cash!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Madness is plain Crazy!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Everyone in the house say WAY!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Cup cake or carrot cake ? You decide
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Boredom iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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God speaks English
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Fortune favoures the lucky
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Fortune cookies made me do it!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I lost everything on fortune cookies!
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Trust The Voices
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Say When!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Resist the biscuit
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Everyone thinks I'm paranoid!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Embrace the chaos resist the order
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I can count up to T
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not passive I just don't care!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I don't know much about art but I know what I hate!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I thing pessimism might engulf the world
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Indecision is something I can't make up my mind about
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Place money in the pockets and make a wish
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Place money in the pockets and make a wish
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I can't stand people that just keep going on and on and on and on
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not argumentative you stupid idiot
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Washing Instruction: Don't!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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You will forget everything I have just told you
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Washing Instructions: Give it to the butler
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I don't understand my psychiatrist
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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A pessimist is just a very old optimist
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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An optimist is just a very young pessimist!
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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A pessimist is an optimist who just spilt hot coffee on his lap
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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A pessimist is an optimist who found that the glass was empty
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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The word on the street is petunia!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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The Wises words are : I Don't Know
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I'm eating outside the box!
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Living outside the box!
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Thought is Cheap
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Thoughts are for Thinkers
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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You will completely forget this message
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Dead donkeys don't talk!
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Talk is cheap silence is cheaper
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I own an invisible picture
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Your singing brings a lump to my eyes!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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The more mistakes I make the quicker the right answer will come!
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I'm so unpopular I've ran out of enemies
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Lets talk quantum mechanics
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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You are very close
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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You will completely forget the message below
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Better to cruse the dark than look for a gas leak with a lighter
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Confusion is just one small step from understanding
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Free The Fools!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Welcome to my Pleasure Dome
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Welcome to my personal details
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Welcome to my planet
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Welcome to my play ground
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Discontinued Line
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Money brings me good luck!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Rhubarb has rights as well!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Free The Goats
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Feed The Crows
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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CAUTION: Contains Freedom
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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The Society For The Preservation of Extinct Animals
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Why isn't there a zoo for extinct animals?
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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I'm so much better looking when your drunk
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I've never seen an extinct animal!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Extinct animals have no flavour
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Plant a doughnut tree today!
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I'm tied of bondage
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Nothing excretes like excrement
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I take power naps
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Melancholy is my favourite colour
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I like clown flavoured crisps!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Clown Pie Yum Yum!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I've never got this close before
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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SuperTed Rules!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Extra Large Large
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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XLL
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I've got comic timing
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I've got extra big ideas!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I've got ideas abvove my station
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Avoid debt , borrow in death
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Money is the root of all debt
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Truth is relative Lies are absolute
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Never let reality ruin your fun
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Life is my only pleasure
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Enjoyment is my only pleasure in life
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I have obese food
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Unlimited access to debt
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Dogs taste better than swans
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Thorow litter on the ground if bins are full
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Throw litter on the ground I'll pick it up!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Too young to care to old to cry
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Too old to have fun too young to get a pension
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a legend in my own socks!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Too young to die too stupid to live
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Porn Against Christianity
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I found Jesus on Facebook
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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My immaturaty is better than your immaturaty
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I have obese bones
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Green is a a sick orange
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Purple is an embarrassed red
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Yellow is a shy red
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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you talk bullexcrement
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a follower of self-help
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a flower
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Help!..I'm being kidnapped!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Self-Help has ruined my life
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Self-Help!!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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It takes too much effort to be lazy
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Anal bleaching?...Just say no!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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One day all your cloths will be vintage
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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One day all your cloths will be retro
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I only lie to the people I love
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Lies are the bad brothers of the truth
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I don't believe in the truth
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Sin now repent later
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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I don't know the truth but I certainly know the lie
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I only lie when I disagree with the truth
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Bad humour is no laughing matter!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I can make the lame talk
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Naked people must get cold toes
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Dead people don't have a sense of humour
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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The government is reading our sticky notes
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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The government is reading our newspapers
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Washing is a conspiracy by the soap companies
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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People are the unacceptable side of humanity
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Freedom is the unacceptable side of democracy
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Naked people have no fashion sense
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Steal one get one FREE!
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Never fade away...just go suddenly
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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My inner child has done a poo poo!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Some people are stupid while others have a patent on the idea
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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To err is human to forgive is stupid!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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What's the name for a gay dentist? -- A tooth fairy
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Who's the creep wearing me!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Your seeing things!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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If you were ignorant you wouldn't know it!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Exaggeration is the worst thing in the world!!!!!
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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My grief counselor committed suicide last week
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Dentists are just failed tooth fairies
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Don't believe any thing I say when I'm sober
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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With age comes wisdom and arthritis
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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The only difference between rich people and poor people is money
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Every success earns me another sugar cube
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Film stars are only failed burger bar staff
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Every failure brings me closer to success
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I keep talking about myself behind other peoples backs
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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There are so many amazing things to look at in my pocket!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Mumbling is for people who are too lazy to mutter
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Humming is for people too lazy to whistle
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Wow! this place looks just like the back of my hand!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I just don't understand my self any more!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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It's only a matter of time now before I do something amazing
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I'm going to say something very interesting any moment now!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I see your wearing your invisible smile
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I can't recall 1999 because it was the year that I lost my memory
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Even my worst enemy whistles along to my music
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Nike Flip-Flops : Don't do it!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I'm going to laugh uncontrollably any moment now!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Let this year be the year we will only ever call 2008!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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When I get depressed I just think of you and laugh uncontrollably
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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There are so many amazing things to look at in the mirror
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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My psychoanalyst doesn't understand my psychiatrist
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Your the pet gerbil I never had
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Your like the little pet monkey I never had
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Your the pet hamster I never had
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I couldn't seize the moment so I took the hour instead
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I saw you first!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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My psychoanalyst doesn't understand me
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Back After Lunch!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Gone Fishing!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If you can't find the truth make sure your not sitting on it!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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If you can't find the truth change the question
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Are You On My Dream Frequency
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Vegetarians taste nice
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Separate prisons for innocent people
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Choosy beggars only take credit cards
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a melancholy-go-Lucky type of person
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Your face rings an alarm bell
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I was as old as you at your age!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Death is like life but a bit longer
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not lost I've just found a new place to visit
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I owe money therefor I exist
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Beware of BIG words
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Beware of BIG numbers
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Keep your mistakes error free
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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The past is inevitable
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Cool people make real mistakes
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Smart people make better mistakes
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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89% of dead people suffer from constipation
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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9 out of 10 dead people don't vote
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I didn't start the fire!
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Clouds For Sale
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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A God isn't just for Christmas
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Intelligence is no excuses for stupidity
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Always remember that stupidity is your birthright
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Do something stupid once a day
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Reality is anything that doesn't depend on you believing in it
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I'm good friends with a famous stranger
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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In the beginning the finish was no where to be seen
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I pay taxes therefor I exist
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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Start from the answer and work your way back to the question
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Eat before it goes out of fashion
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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The answer is often the best solution to the question
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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READ i BETWEEN love THE you LINES
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I don't lie I just invent the truth
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Whereabouts do you keep a spare tyre on a unicycle
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Ignorance is often the best solution
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I have more solutions than I have problems
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Infinity will never last
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Make drug taking an olympic sport
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Make potty training an olympic sport
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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This time next year I'll be older than I'm now
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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No time or effort was wasted in the making of this slogan
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I thought the forbidden fruit was prunes and rhubarb
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Death doesn't look good on your work record
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Inside every potato there's a doughnut trying to get out
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Inside every nerd there's a normal human being trying to get out
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Inside every politician there is a good man trying to get out
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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"Inside every christian there's a good man trying to get out
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Make Tibet an Olympic sport
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Any questions I answer will incur an administration fee
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Make protesting an olympic sport
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Make pillow fighting an Olympic sport
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Make ear flicking an olympic sport
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Only rich people have a lot of money
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Never give drugs to children unless they pay up front
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Unfinished Business To Attend
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Beware of the darkness within
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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The only time I'm telling the truth is when I'm not talking
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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I only tell the truth when no one's listening
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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If you can read this your illiterate
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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I can read my own mind!
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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Cotton speaks louder than words
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Vote With Your Cotton
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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There are no conspiracy theories it's all a government plot
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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I only lie because the truth takes longer to tell
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Conspiracy theories are put about by green aliens
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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There is a conspiracy theory the government are hiding from us
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Ear wax candles are environmental friendly
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Every time you tell a lie God gets his ears flicked
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Cash Depository Official
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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You Have Won a Prize!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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How do you define definition ?
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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I only lie when the truth needs protecting
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Please don't worship me as this can cause embarrassment
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I play the air glockenspiel
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Poor is the new Rich
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Horizontal is the new Vertical
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I'm definitely not spartacus!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I hear death music
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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What does the word patronize mean?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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What does the word forgotten mean?
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I wind-up the sun every day so it can shine
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a paper aeroplane pilot
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Scream if you wanna go faster!
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Organised chaos is a why of life
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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The worst is yet to come
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Insanity is all in the mind
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Happiness is only thought deep
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Never forget your roots!..or to shave your legs!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the World Pillow Fighting Champion
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Happiness is an oversight
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Happiness is a misunderstanding of the situation
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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My English is getting worser
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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The good times just make the bad times seem worse
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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In deep space you don't have to tip anyone
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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My dog thinks I'm a giant can opener
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I'm naked under my skin
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Happiness is Optional
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Thinking is Optional
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Copyright Infringement is the Sincerest form of Democracy
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Copyright infringement is the sincerest form of flattery
of 64 votes, 36% like it
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Your Imagination Will Set You Free
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I need a superficial hug
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Superficial but Accurate
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Superficial Intellectual
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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The 11th commandment: Do not get caught
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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It's not who you hug but how you hug 'em
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Too Much Information Killed The Cat
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Genus is 1% Inspiration and 99% Advertising
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Genus is 1% Inspiration and 99% Stealing some one's Idea
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Destiny didn't bring me to this part of town just bad luck!
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Cholesterol is the quickest way to a man's heart
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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I only lie when I talk
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Stay calm and carry on
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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The poster was a lot better than the movie
of 62 votes, 27% like it
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Music The Gift That Keeps on Giving
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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CAUTION: Unforeseen Circumstances Ahead
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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CAUTION: No Sense of Direction
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I've never seen a photo of an air guitar
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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If people were like me the world would be a worst place
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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The truth will lead to chaos
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I rely on reasonable deniability
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Who Used the First Cliche?
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Thinking can lead to the truth
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Recycle Nerds Today!
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I like the people you hate
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Even people I hate like me
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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No good ideas were wasted in the making of this slogan
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Made from 100% baby cub seals
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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It's never too late to admit the earth is round
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Knitting can lead to sex
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Thinking can lead to sex
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I have dyslexia and tourettes so cfuk ffo!
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Think outside your shirt
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Cynicism is the only substitute for experience
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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The dead are not well people
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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If people die unexpectedly around you your being boring
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Too much reality means you lose touch with the telly
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I thought therefore I was
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Just sit still and you can't go wrong
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Thinking can lead to ideas
of 60 votes, 32% like it
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Happiness and peace are the tools of Satan
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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This is my wishing well shirt
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Money from the wishing well is as good as anyone's money
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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It's not what you know or who you know but how well you lie
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Good Ideas Lead To Crime
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Think Once! Think twice! Then give up!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Copying other people's ideas is wrong. by: D.G. Jones
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Too much thinking leads to ideas
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I steal wheelchair ramps just for fun
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Inside our heads it must be pitch black no wounder we need eyes
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Don't tread on my hop-scotch
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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An intelligent person knows more ways of geting things wrong
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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I practise witchcraft
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Coffee is the new Tea
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Coffee Best Drink Of The Day
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Hate is the new Love
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Evil is the new Good
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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