Chris Carney is a 22.61 year old boy, has been a member since May 24, 2007, has scored 152 submissions, giving an average score of 3.23.
  Jan 07 '08 by Chris Carney        70 Comments        Watch this
I been a member of Threadless since may of last year. I've enjoyed giving advice to others about there work, now it my turn to face the music so to speck. Since may I've painted 7 t-shirt designs and I now want to submit them. One problem. I have not got a clue how to submit them. I would be grateful for some help from the threadless community . Thank You.
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againstbound
againstbound on Jan 07 '08 at 11:15am
Just get to subit ideas, download the submission kit and theres the whole procedure man
againstbound
againstbound on Jan 07 '08 at 11:15am
(in the page, not the submission kit)
mezo
   mezo on Jan 07 '08 at 11:16am
http://www.threadless.com/submit
mezo
   mezo on Jan 07 '08 at 11:16am
Torakamikaze
Torakamikaze on Jan 07 '08 at 11:17am
quote. buy. print.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Jan 07 '08 at 11:24am
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Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Jan 10 '08 at 8:14am
Thank you for your comments....can any one tell me what a gif or a j-peg is....please
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willowcerations
willowcerations on Jan 17 '08 at 9:45pm
OK so maybe I can help you this time....Do you have pictures of your work?
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pfg84
pfg84 on Jan 28 '08 at 12:47pm
gif and jpeg are file type's.....when u have a file open in photoshop and press save as these are a couple of your options that u can save the image as.
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tiffyhead
tiffyhead on Feb 07 '08 at 11:51am
so did you ever figure it out....?
tiffyhead
tiffyhead on Feb 07 '08 at 1:15pm
once you have photoshop and you have an image in there you will need to go to: File/save for web. and there you will be able to save your image as a GIF.
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Saban
Saban on Feb 15 '08 at 11:49am
Chris = idiot shitstain
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gorty
gorty on Apr 03 '08 at 10:59am
criscarney = village idiot
professorE
professorE on Apr 03 '08 at 11:04am
Chris Carney and gorty don't count. They don't even have avatars.
gorty
gorty on Apr 03 '08 at 11:10am
i cant wait to see his paintings, if they are as shitty as his lame slogans it will be humorous indeed
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 03 '08 at 11:44am
Gorty (no mates) ProfessorE (never had any mates to start of with) Saban (as intelligent as a jelly fish in a coma)....P.S. Goety....did you inherit the job of village idiot from your ma or pa......never cross swords with an Englishman like me, because when I'm finshed with you your feel like your been bathing in acide all day, I'll toy with you like your a ball of wool. When you see my paintings you will shink before me like shit on a very hot day indeed
gorty
gorty on Apr 03 '08 at 12:02pm
is this guy for real? youre going to shink me? the english language may have originated in england but you sir are a disgrace to the language (and to your country) bring on the paintings cris, i havent laughed this hard in years!
ISABOA
ISABOA on Apr 03 '08 at 12:05pm
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 03 '08 at 1:07pm
The word English should be spelt with a capital "E" you ignoramus
professorE
professorE on Apr 03 '08 at 1:10pm
I know all about capital E.
DJ Jean Luc
DJ Jean Luc on Apr 05 '08 at 8:25am
chris carney gives bad advice
squirrel67
squirrel67 on Apr 05 '08 at 8:33am
So, Chris, how are you getting on with digitising your work?
Are you scanning them?
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 05 '08 at 9:05am
Thanks for asking squirrel67.... I've just received my Photoshop and Illustrator software, so I'm all set-up. Bu it might take a little time for me to master them but I'm sure it will be worth while in the end
squirrel67
squirrel67 on Apr 05 '08 at 9:16am
Good luck with it, it can be head frying but it's worth it.
gorty
gorty on Apr 05 '08 at 4:35pm
DJ Jean Luc on Apr 05 '08 at 8:25am
chris carney gives bad advice
DJ Jean Luc
DJ Jean Luc on Apr 05 '08 at 11:14pm
dont u hate chris carney gorty all he does is make gay slogans and give people crap advice
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stolsvik
stolsvik on Apr 08 '08 at 3:05am
Funny slogans - I really like some of them. You should do a spell check, though. And get your understanding of "your" ("not mine") and "you're" ("you are") right - you have about 482904572 errors on that one specific thing. I'd never wear a wrongly spelled slogan - unless that was the point of the slogan (like "I'm a native English speaker - your not!") (Only this goes the opposite: I'm Norwegian!)
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Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 10 '08 at 4:40pm
Thank you for your words solsvik. I have just come up with a new slogan; well more of a joke : How many gortys does it take to change a light blub . none. Time he finishes wanking someone else would have changed the blub
DJ Jean Luc
DJ Jean Luc on Apr 10 '08 at 11:34pm
hey, check my sweet sub

http://www.threadless.com/critique/18447/Bad_Luck_Chris
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 11 '08 at 4:54am
.... jeanie your too stupid to cross swords with me
gorty
gorty on Apr 11 '08 at 9:02am
lol at the Norwegian giving the english tard spelling/grammar advice
seriously cris get yourself Google auto spell check
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 11 '08 at 12:52pm
Gorty he was speaking to you trailer trash. Stop wanking so much and your eye sight might inprove
pascally
pascally on Apr 11 '08 at 12:54pm
This is all oh so pathetic.
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 11 '08 at 1:00pm
gorty don't waste money on toilet roll just cut up some newspaper, I know your on a very low wage at that fudge factory
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 11 '08 at 4:04pm
solsvik. Being Norwegian it's not enough to lean English, you must also learn the social skills and good manners of the British people, Otherwise people will know your really Norwegian
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 11 '08 at 4:06pm
..You see people do not respect the Norwegians as much as the British...so keep going to the night school
DJ Jean Luc
DJ Jean Luc on Apr 12 '08 at 12:37am
What I love about you Chris, is your ability to sound like a massive idiot. If your crap Norwegian insults don't work, just tell him his mum is a hooker, or that he lives in a trailer, or he's gay, or he wanks a lot. It's solid material. Even if you did just cut and paste it out of the 8 Mile script.
DJ Jean Luc
DJ Jean Luc on Apr 12 '08 at 12:43am
My motto: f#@! Lotto, I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow. .... dawg
Mother Fucking Moses
Mother Fucking Moses on Apr 12 '08 at 12:45am
Did you just quote 8 Mile....

I BURN YOUR BUSH!
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 12 '08 at 3:24am
DJ jean luc: You sound as if your about to burst into tears. You wouldn't last very long in prison, you would be every one's bitch. They would probably make you dance on a table and whistle dixie . I'd make you a skirt out of the british flag for you to wear you fag
gorty
gorty on Apr 12 '08 at 6:23am
so you know how to make a skirt? thats kinda weird cris
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 13 '08 at 10:23am
....your just grubby and probably a horse thief
John Wattle
John Wattle on Apr 13 '08 at 11:23pm
Chris, I'm impressed. I can't believe how many terrible slogans you have managed to create. As I continued to scroll down your mausoleum of linguistic horror I was amazed at the sheer length and breadth of your work. And so consistent too! I couldn't find a single slogan that was funny, employed the English language correctly, or even made sense.

Here's some friendly advice. Kindly observe that "Your cloths would look better on a slim person" is referring to cloth in the plural, rather than "clothes" as I can only assume was intended, although the nonsensical application of the word "cloths" in this context would be consistent with many of your other dim-witted and half-baked slogans. Furthermore, solsvik raises an important issue regarding your confusion in regards to the second person possessive (your) and its homonym (you're, a contraction of "you are").

Perhaps you will have resolved these glaring shortcomings by the time you have graduated from the sixth grade.
gorty
gorty on Apr 14 '08 at 3:18am
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
DJ Jean Luc
DJ Jean Luc on Apr 14 '08 at 4:15am
Indeed Mr Wattle.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
_PeNgUiN_
_PeNgUiN_ on Apr 14 '08 at 5:40am
-_-
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Apr 14 '08 at 7:29am
Oh no not another pseudo- intellectual. Mr John Wattle I notice you have been a member of our fair community since April 13th 2008 and therefor I assume you are in fact Gorty/DJ Jean Luc or possibly a friend from the fudge factory. It is with embarrassed incredulity I read your witless diatribe masquerading as serious analysis. Judging by your juvenile utterances I imagine you are a rather gauche and easily lead individual. If I was to give you some advice I would say try to distinguish the wheat from the chaff; the petty from the important and the funny from the serious. But by far and away the most valuable piece of advice I can give is this: Never catch a tiger by it's tail
Phiffer
Phiffer on Apr 14 '08 at 7:35am
So many avatarless profiles
Phiffer
Phiffer on Apr 14 '08 at 7:35am
Also go luck Chris
gorty
gorty on Apr 14 '08 at 8:03am
lol cris how long did it take you to write that? ahahahha, i bet you were busy all morning correcting the mistakes. and remember never catch an illiterate tiger by its tail!

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