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• Juicy, meaty, tender, and ready to eat!

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  posted 2 years, 2 months ago in Long Pig Is People

• Placement looks great in concept, but looks impossible due to it having to contour around the sleeve. :(

  posted 4 years, 10 months ago in Rainbow

• Lose the text. Great illustration.

  posted 4 years, 10 months ago in Grow It

• We've already got a big-head lion shirt on Threadless too - See "Lions are Smarter than I Am." And echoing Whirzles, you've got some stones linking to this entry on another website. :o
  
  That said, nice illustration.

  posted 4 years, 10 months ago in White Leon

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  posted 4 years, 10 months ago in In the Hall of the Nightmare King