If you say hello to me, I'm going to blog about it.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Fool me Once, Shame on You. Fool me Twice, I'm an Idiot.
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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I wore these clothes the day after yesterday!
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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If you can read this, thank your teachers for me.
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies...
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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I speak 2 languages : English and Bad English
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
of 72 votes, 47% like it
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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
of 69 votes, 39% like it
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
of 69 votes, 29% like it
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Consciousness- that annoying time between naps.
of 68 votes, 35% like it
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None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all.
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.
of 70 votes, 37% like it
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
of 72 votes, 54% like it
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Do Not Iron While Wearing
of 81 votes, 40% like it
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Hey. Your tag is sticking out.
of 77 votes, 14% like it
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Ninjas and Pirates and Hearts, OH MY!
of 78 votes, 14% like it
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Err. Does not Compute.
of 78 votes, 12% like it
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You Looked Better Photoshopped
of 84 votes, 27% like it
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I am Schizophrenic and So am I
of 85 votes, 24% like it
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I have a great attention spa...... OH BURRITOS!
of 84 votes, 19% like it
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