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Neon Samurai aka Josh is a 30.03 year old boy, has been a member since May 13, 2007, has scored 4247 submissions, giving an average score of 2.19.

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Apr 03 '08 by Neon Samurai

45 Comments

Watch this

Noodle

I saw you posted a few secs ago.

Are you still around girl?

noodlezoop on Apr 03 '08 at 4:37am

no.

I kid. yes.

noodlezoop on Apr 03 '08 at 4:38am

waaaaaait...that was Noodle with a capital Noo! do you mean Steph?

Neon Samurai on Apr 03 '08 at 4:40am

No I mean you.

It's a name, feels like it should be capitalised.

noodlezoop on Apr 03 '08 at 4:42am

I used it as a regular noun before it was a name. but I know what you mean, mister I-thought-of-that-ahead-of-time. ( :

noodlezoop on Apr 03 '08 at 4:43am

do you still think my backwards smileys are creepy?
( :

Neon Samurai on Apr 03 '08 at 4:46am

yeah, they creep me out.

But I have conclusively proved (with one counter example) that they are not a left handed thing.

How's the hummer?

Neon Samurai on Apr 03 '08 at 4:50am

*boots up meebo*

noodlezoop on Apr 03 '08 at 4:53am

you and Tim can just go have a little goober convention, can't you?

Neon Samurai on Apr 03 '08 at 4:55am

Aw,

Words can hurt like a fist you know.

noodlezoop on Apr 03 '08 at 4:56am

at least when I hit you, you know I'm not out hitting anyone else.

Neon Samurai on Apr 03 '08 at 4:59am

And you only do it because you love me, I mean, it's my fault really, I know what you get like when you get angry, and I really shouldn't nag you to it.

82 days later

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 8:11am

Why are you not on a messenger girl?

It makes me cry.

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:14am

because I am at work! there is no messenger at work

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:14am

it's 9:15am on Tuesday here

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:14am

(so, still happy birthday to you)

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:25am

dude you are killing me.
Kill.
Ing.
Me.

come around and say hey to a girl and then just leave her dangling, what the crap is that.
a) you are e-mailing me (I hope)
b) your stupid network assploded again (I hope not)
c) this "social life" thing you tell me about is occupying you again

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 8:27am

Hardly, like I would ever leave you hanging.

I was replying to an email in another window.

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:28am

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 8:30am

Also Kali is on messenger

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:34am

also c)

also say hi for me

also that would be a bit strange because we don't talk much, but also I don't care if you don't

tracerbullet on Jun 24 '08 at 8:35am

get a blog, you two!

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 8:36am

Man, that last post has essploded my brains.

We talk all the time, and what would be strange, and, and

I don't get it.

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 8:37am

alright, Brian is here, now the party can begin.

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:38am

no no no, Kali and I don't talk much

tracerbullet on Jun 24 '08 at 8:38am

*takes out Yahtzee board*

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:39am

We GOT a blog, Bri-nads! Up yours! Poop, and such! I have been talking to Rosie about Saturday, I think we're going to have fun.

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:41am

omg how did you know I hate Yahtzee. Yahtzee is my nemesis. once I drew a picture of me angrily eating all the dice with sharp tyrannosaurus teeth and we hung it on the refrigerator.

tracerbullet on Jun 24 '08 at 8:41am

i don't even know how to play yahtzee. i prefer boggle.

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 8:42am

I want a copy of that picture, it sounds adorable.

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 8:45am

damnit Brian why must you like noisy games.

lol Josh, I have no idea what happened to it. that was back when all my friends and I were housemates...5...years ago...*feels old*

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 8:50am

I am officially banning oldness.

That is all.

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 9:08am

one of my supervisors just told me he needs a picture of a weasel.

...??

tracerbullet on Jun 24 '08 at 9:08am

naturally

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 9:09am

hmm, 18 minute gap, hope you feel like a hypocrite now kitten.

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 9:09am

also, Weasel?

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 9:09am

yes, and it feels awesome

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 9:10am

yeah, weasel, as in:

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 9:10am

I suspect they are going to employ my powers for evil again

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 9:11am

Josssshhhhhh

I misssssss youuuuu

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 9:12am

Man, they never get tired of that do they?

Anyway, I think I'm off to bed, have a lovely day.

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 9:13am

Really?

I am sorry.

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 9:15am

ok, have a lovely sleep. maybe the internet guy will call me today and we can talk somedayyyyyy

Jebbie on Jun 24 '08 at 9:16am

I saw your evil twin at the atm today Josh.

I wanted to crashtackle him and still his money as a lesson, but I didn't want to go to jail.

Neon Samurai on Jun 24 '08 at 9:19am

Probably best to avoid jail Jebzor, I'm not sure how a pretty little thing like you would fare in the women's unit.

Good night to both of you, take care and I hope to chat soon.

noodlezoop on Jun 24 '08 at 9:22am

oh my god I want to crack wise on that comment so badly

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