Buy me a drink - after that, I'm easy
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Who am I and why am I hugging a traffic cone?
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Don't mug me, I'm a student
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Stop staring, start talking
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Is this another of your coffee-fuelled dreams?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Runs on vodka
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Slogans are so retro
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Out on day release
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Gay love is so hot pink
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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If you knew who I was, you'd be running faster
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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I have a nonsense of humour
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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WLTM: GSOH (having none myself)
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Superboy is my secret lover
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Superheroes have ruined me for real men
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Fortune Seeker
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Duct tape: so many uses, so little time
of 47 votes, 32% like it
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I only listen to bands you've never heard of
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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I don't have many friends... but I don't have any enemies at all
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Duct tapes hides a multitude of sins...
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Don't second guess ineffability, that's what I always say
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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To be or not to be... and no one's answered this question yet
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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T-shirt wearer move silent, like ninja
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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It's the truth, even if it didn't happen
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Won't you ride my broomstick, baby?
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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I believe in magic (want to touch my wand?)
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Confucius he say: threadless is love
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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You have all the charm of a whelk
of 54 votes, 0% like it
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Shopping Kills
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Let's go crazy! Let's go retro!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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I'm not nice. Get used to it.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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That was either very clever, or very stupid
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Stop staring before I kill you
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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I thought I understood String Theory, but it kept on unravelling
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Will work for bishounen
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Danger: volatile. Will bite
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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The artist formerly known as
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Irony is like post-modernist politics
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Dates for me are just whining and dining
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Lunar-tic
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Boys in books are better
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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No. You're not meeting my eyes.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Be bored: life lasts longer
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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If a black cat crosses your path, it's probably going somewhere
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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It's true, and I can prove it with... a note from my mother
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Unique: just like everybody else
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Originally Me
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Simple is as simple does
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Take me while you can
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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I'm who I was meant to be
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Take me for what I am
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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The puberty fairy paid me a visit!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Looking for Mr. Five-Times-A-Night
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Charmingly disarmingly insane
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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::squee::
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Teen Tearaway
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Teenager (lit. the all-knowing one)
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Stop reading, start running
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Excused from life
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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It isn't nice, but then, neither am I
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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T-shirt slogans are like retro icons
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I'm with the bassist
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Fangirl for Fiction
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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FOR SALE - several rough owners, careful handling required
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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You were... they were... No, you're right, it was my own fault
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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It's not my turn to apologise
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Coming out of denial is like leaving Egypt
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Yes, Virginia
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Beyond this point lie monsters
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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I'd rather burn than fade away
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Of course I'm right - I'm testosterone free
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Life is just like it is in films - only harder
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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You can't have illustrious without lust
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry, you're violating my 'lol' restraining order
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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I'd pet you, but your fringe might be contagious
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Find an innuendo in 'good morning'? I can find one in innuendo!
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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So you got your 'friction burn' from Tom's 'trampoline', eh?
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Do you know YOUR homophones?
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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I really hope you're smarter than you look
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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Don't tell me it's alright! It might never be alright again!
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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Mouth is open, sweetie, should be shut.
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Are you even aware of how stupid you look?
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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Please stop talking before I'm forced to hit you
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Now you've met my shirt, would you like to meet my eyes?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Buy sat-nav! You can then get lost a metre from your front door!
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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My shirt pwns your shirt!
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I noticed your shirt. That doesn't mean I like it.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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You're all natural? You eat your meat raw and sleep in a tree?
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Sandal-wearing bleeding-hearts get what they deserve.
of 58 votes, 2% like it
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The meek are SO getting what's coming to them!
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Your inane, asinine drivel is driving me insane
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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How do girls get girls?
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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He is very stupid, but then, I was very drunk.
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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I was with stupid (but now he dates my friend)
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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It was a simple idea, until Tom got involved in the planning.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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I was... there were... No, you're right, I have no excuse.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Wow - you're right! I am short! I must've shrunk in the wash!
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Am I short? Are you a giant? No? Guess you're right then.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Yes. I am short. Wow, aren't you observant?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Anyone who can explain the concept of 'emo' to me wins a prize
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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I know I said it was okay. But there are levels of okay!
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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A cream your face, for your feet... a cream for the ozone layer?
of 58 votes, 2% like it
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I can't go into details, but there was a trampoline involved.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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It was rhetorical. No, that doesn't mean I want an answer.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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It was a thought experiment. Something you'll never understand.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Schrodinger's cat: alive, dead, or bloody furious?
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Look, the dragon's gone shopping and George is out playing golf.
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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No, no, no! Neurotic, not psychotic!
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Pecan (well, I am kind of a nut)
of 58 votes, 2% like it
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You can learn to spell, or I can eat your face. Your choice.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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I think I'm living in my own anti-cyclone of misery.
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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Oh. You're another hero. The Dragon's two do0rs down.
of 58 votes, 2% like it
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We're doomed. Meh, may as well enjoy it.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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