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opifan64
opifan64 aka hatless wanderer has been a member since May 12, 2007, has scored 16,636 submissions, giving an average score of 2.62, helping 873 designs get printed.
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so I thought I'd post it. happy friday!

fuck your noguchi coffee table

spacesick
   spacesick on Feb 03 '12 at 4:44pm
haha
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Feb 03 '12 at 4:45pm
haha

fuck your knit pouf
Goldendust
Goldendust on Feb 03 '12 at 4:45pm
Oh man, that blog is perfect.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Feb 03 '12 at 4:54pm
yep!
toopersent
toopersent on Feb 03 '12 at 4:58pm
Haha. Fuck your chair hodgepodge.
mitchloidolt
   mitchloidolt on Feb 03 '12 at 5:09pm
haha thats great
taz-pie
taz-pie on Feb 03 '12 at 5:12pm
Soooo good! Hahaha
myteemo
   myteemo on Feb 03 '12 at 5:41pm
So funny!

Fuck you people who live in an ikea showroom.
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 9:54am
He should do river stones next.



Fuck your river stones.
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Feb 04 '12 at 10:24am
buahahahaaa! that was great!
but i think i might be secretly coveting those throw pillows
fuck those throw pillows for not being mine
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 10:35am
haha... yeah, the throw pillows are very cool. I'm guilty of having an ornamental vintage typewriter I must admit. I don't think the blog is really criticizing the design choices, just poking fun at how ubiquitous some of them have become in design magazines, and how precious and contrived some of them are (luggage stack, chair hodgepodge).
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 10:45am
As well as being a slightly envious fuck you to people with the money and annoying refinement to live in such places.



Fuck your exposed beams.
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Feb 04 '12 at 11:13am
lol well then fuck your immaculate white room
my life would crap this thing up in less than a day
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 11:15am
haha... good one.
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 11:20am


Fuck your glass canisters with natural sponges, miniature soaps, and cotton balls (I'll admit I'm guilty of this one too).
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Feb 04 '12 at 11:40am


fuck your paper lantern niche
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 11:44am
haha
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 11:46am


Fuck your vintage cameras.
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 11:55am


Fuck your decorative letters.
spacesick
   spacesick on Feb 04 '12 at 11:55am
fuck your rescued greyhound bus station eames group chairs

opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 11:57am
lol
myteemo
   myteemo on Feb 04 '12 at 12:36pm


fuck your perfectly folded white towels over your clawfoot tub.
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 12:39pm


fuck your repurposed vintage signs.
myteemo
   myteemo on Feb 04 '12 at 1:08pm


fuck organization.
myteemo
   myteemo on Feb 04 '12 at 1:12pm


fuck bowls of fruit in your living room.
speakerine
   speakerine on Feb 04 '12 at 3:09pm


fuck your framed shelves filled with fake books
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Feb 04 '12 at 4:11pm


fuck your efficient use of small living spaces
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Feb 04 '12 at 4:12pm


and your organized garage
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Feb 04 '12 at 4:13pm
and your little dog too
murraymullet
   murraymullet on Feb 04 '12 at 4:15pm
Fuck organized hipsters
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Feb 04 '12 at 4:21pm
i admit i have a white claw foot tub. I don't want Eric to be the only one confessing.

but i throw my towels in the corner. you still love me right Mo?
murraymullet
   murraymullet on Feb 04 '12 at 4:40pm
he doesn't i checked
charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Feb 04 '12 at 4:49pm
you checked with the wrong Mo then, cuz she's a sexy chick. RAWR.
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 5:55pm
haha... that garage.



fuck your decorative branches
opifan64
   opifan64 on Feb 04 '12 at 5:59pm


fuck your an-accident-waiting-to-happen loft ladder.
38 days later
opifan64
   opifan64 on Mar 13 '12 at 10:59pm
My friend Mike actually summarized the blog quite nicely:

Some of these trends are cyclical... like the ornamental typewriter, the vintage cameras, the succulents... I feel like we've seen these trend before... But the blog so systematically, and accurately identifies and itemizes these trends that it starts to feel like the keystone to revealing some pattern of common (somewhat affluent) identity construction (via tchotchkes) ... I'm also amused that at the same time as the blog is presenting me with something seductive (like a frame cluster) it ridicules me for falling for its shallow charms.
Adhesive Hippo
Adhesive Hippo on Mar 14 '12 at 12:39am
opifan64 on Mar 13 '12 at 10:59pm
My friend Mike actually summarized the blog quite nicely:
Some of these trends are cyclical... like the ornamental typewriter, the vintage cameras, the succulents... I feel like we've seen these trend before... But the blog so systematically, and accurately identifies and itemizes these trends that it starts to feel like the keystone to revealing some pattern of common (somewhat affluent) identity construction (via tchotchkes) ... I'm also amused that at the same time as the blog is presenting me with something seductive (like a frame cluster) it ridicules me for falling for its shallow charms.


opifan64
   opifan64 on Mar 14 '12 at 1:09am
haha
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