"Nothing" doesn't exist
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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*at bottom of shirt* God, you're little!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Abedecerian Slogan
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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All aboard the Fail Train: Boo! Boo!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Don't judge my insides: they're sticky and gross
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Every time you talk to me a kitten dies.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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FIREMAN FOR FIRES
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Fresh Off the Floor
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Go dye (PG)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I don't make sense, I make dollars.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I walk in footprints that can't be seen
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'd say deeper things if I only had my floaties...
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm just trying to save myself some sunscreen
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not afraid of the dark; I made friends with the monsters.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not antisocial I just think you're rude
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not listening, I'm just thinking about what I'm going to say
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm running away from you on the inside
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm somewhere (front) in the middle (back)
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I've abducted some aliens (I had a cooler space ship)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I've got enough brilliant ideas to light a small city.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If I hated you then you wouldn't be here.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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If I was---no, I still wouldn't like you
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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If you can't read this, my brilliance blinded you.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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If you don't shut up my Gods will smite you
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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If You Were A Weapon I Wouldn't Use You
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Kill the threes, kill the humans, but kill the ignorance
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Let's do some crunches: I'll get the chips
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Librarians love dead trees and so do I
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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My brain does track
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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My dreams are your nightmares. Let the rumpus start.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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My favorite color can only be seen by weird fish underwater
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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My insides shouldn't count: they're sticky and gross
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Not my problem: I'll be dead by then
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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One person's magazine is another person's comic book
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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pH 7
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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running your mouth isn't an exercise
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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SAY SOMETHING CLEVER. Yes, I know, me neither.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Shield your eyes: I'm freaking brilliant.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Simon says, "Don't read this" and "You're not a ta
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Simon says, "Don't read this."
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Society is on a treadmill of progress.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Stop stealing all my air
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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The brilliance is a lie.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The brilliance is a lie.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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The internet would have made Thomas
Hobbes smile
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This fish swims outside the main stream
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Well, I was pH7 untill you started talking politics...
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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What's so scary about change? All it does is jingle.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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Where would we be without dead trees?
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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You fail worse than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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