the first step in global harmony: the five second rule
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Clarissa explained it all to me.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I'm daydreaming about all the fun times I had during recess.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I have a twin brother on Eternia.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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analog is the new digital
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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say no to sink poop
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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zero grams sans fat
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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It's 2007. Why am I not living on Mars?
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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paste: the sensible snack that deserves a comeback
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Leave your pants at home, we're going to Mexico!
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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t-shirts: the low-fi wardrobe solution
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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If I tell you I have diarrhea will you go away?
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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I award you 10 points, a thumbs-up, and a gold star
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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my plural possessives' plurals rock your plural's possessive
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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When I spin rapidly, this shirt becomes a full body spandex suit.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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all of my shirts with pretty pictures are in the laundry
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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when life hands you a lemon, take it back to the dealer
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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allergic to graphic t-shirts
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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a person is only as good as the witty slogan on their shirt
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Geese are ruthless.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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I love machines, except for the ones seeking world domination.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Hippies will always be cooler than emos.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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your mother rides a vacuum cleaner
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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still afraid of the basement
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I remember when hi-tops were cool.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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the ice cream man = my best friend
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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