artifice
aka aaron is 33.47 years old, has been a member since July 14, 2004, has scored 230 submissions, giving an average score of 1.97, helping 3 designs get printed.
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Grow up, Gwen.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Do not remember this.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I only eat w/ my parents when Im broke.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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woke up with a kickstand
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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let's bring back originality.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Rachael Ray and a nice merlot.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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soufflé cliché
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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the same random slogans keep coming up
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Ska is a four-letter word
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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does this dollar bill make me look poor?
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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You are not punk, little girl.
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Arts and Crap
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Dear Emo, The end is near. Love, Ska
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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secretly listening to ska
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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part-time Busy-worker
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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SARS is so last year.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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LUCK YOU Chinese Restaraunt
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Thereminist, that's my excuse.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Monkey Bars
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Las Vegas weekend-warrior sluts
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Riddles are cheap entertainment
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I wish I had Titanium Sporks.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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changing the world with photoshop
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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.pdf you
of 224 votes, 20% like it
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Phuket, let's have Thai food.
of 127 votes, 27% like it
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Go flip your SUV, breeder.
of 108 votes, 19% like it
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working on my farmer tan
of 140 votes, 31% like it
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Delightful pleasantries, Madame! Cheerio
of 104 votes, 17% like it
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I'm solid Au at Chemistry
of 184 votes, 23% like it
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ramen rations
of 107 votes, 19% like it
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freelance naked muse
of 121 votes, 13% like it
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four a.m. is the new two a.m.
of 112 votes, 25% like it
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I am ignoring you, chaos junkie.
of 145 votes, 16% like it
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guilty of something
of 145 votes, 24% like it
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I hate 99% of everything
of 110 votes, 24% like it
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my cynicism is coolr than your mysticism
of 156 votes, 16% like it
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You can thank the baby-boomers for that.
of 130 votes, 22% like it
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Bumper stickers evoke prejudice.
of 161 votes, 13% like it
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Arizona is hot -not to mention worthless
of 111 votes, 17% like it
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Being mauled would be a sweet way to die
of 176 votes, 23% like it
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Politics are as real as reality tv.
of 111 votes, 23% like it
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Smooth Jazz is not Jazz
of 125 votes, 16% like it
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Skank is also a verb.
of 114 votes, 31% like it
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seeking a designer drug that cures debt
of 145 votes, 15% like it
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Hella is not a proper adverb.
of 174 votes, 40% like it
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What does depeche mode mean, anyway?
of 757 votes, 19% like it
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We can't rely on retro forever
of 163 votes, 35% like it
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I liked 80s music better the first time
of 147 votes, 29% like it
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patriotism is not hereditary
of 142 votes, 16% like it
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Sweden is the Japan of Europe
of 163 votes, 27% like it
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Half-Bohemian
of 241 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
99¢ McChicken-Hearts
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Arial Rounded is so hot right now
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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BeBop vs. Punk Rock
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Careful, Carpet-bomber.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Certified Manscaper
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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chk, chk, bang!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Early Post Post-Modern
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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elitism group: open enrolment
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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emo + suck = Screamo
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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emo-ninja-robot-pirate w/ blood drips
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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faux pho
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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FINE ARTIST/BARRISTA
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Fire & Ice
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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FISH & CHiPs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Fish and CH-Ps
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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H.A.G.S. K.I.T.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Haiku Coup
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Here lies TRIP-HOP 1996-1997 R.I.P.
of 100 votes, 10% like it
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I can't take one more of your zingers.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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insultes saines mieux en français
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Is it EZ2CURAQT, or what?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus would do it mañana
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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Jesus would do it manaña
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Joe Simpson: a real pimp daddy
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Lactoid
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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leaving all butt hurt
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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life-drawing poseur
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Mommy, whats donkey punch mean?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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No Twang, No Drawl.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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part-time softcore score composer
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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party like a rockstar -and just die
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Pollution also affects social security.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Poncho's Giveaway
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Proletariat Lifetime Member
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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PVT Dancer
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Raucous like Bacchus
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sagitarius: half-horse frm th waist down
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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So, what's your passion?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sorry, Screamo -is not a valid entry
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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stripper perfume energy drink
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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tofu futon
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Viva Naugle's
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Viva Naugles
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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wealthy equals rich minus monogamy
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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You wont hear this for another 5 years.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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yourmissnoutonanintelligentconversation
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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