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*Insert copyrighted material here*
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*Insert slightly altered cliche' here*
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19 years later...I'm still disappointed
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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3...2...1...Bet you thought something was gonna happen
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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A single shirt cannot fit the entirety of existence upon itself
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Apparently, I am a duck.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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As you read this, I'm reading you
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Being broke is the new cool
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Between clever t-shirts at present. Come back after I've changed
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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By the time you finish reading this your pockets will be empty
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Call me an idiot but...hey you jerk wait till you finish reading!
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Check back tomorrow for more shirt reading action!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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correctly this read to want you if
backwards read to have You'll
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Currently sleepwalking. Please get out of my way.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Did you know that you move your lips when you read silently?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Don't blame the antagonist, blame the plot line.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Don't mind me, I'm just one in many involved in your INTERVENTION
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Don't you hate it when people trail off in th...
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Even shirts can creat awkward moments. For example, "vagina
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Even without a clear definition, nothing is easier than something
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Ever wonder why the heck Disco was popular?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! O, sorry, just making sure this thing works
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Funniest t-shirt ever printed...in Montana
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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F_ g_r_ th_ w_ _ ds o_t _ _for_ _'m hun_!
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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Get behind me and I'll show you what's on the back of my shirt
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Give me a shirt large enough and I'll distract the world
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Guess what part of you I'm looking at?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Hand gestures are essential to intelligent conversation
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Heads up: This guy's thinking bad thoughts about you.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Hillary- that girl's going places!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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How can you possibly enjoy this if you are standing behind me?
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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How dare you read this while I'm talking to you!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Humor is relative. Example: to see you waste your time is funny
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I am being held prisoner. If you understand smile and nod.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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I am here, you are not
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I am the new you...I'm an identity thief
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I ate this wierd thing and now words just show up on my shirts
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I can understand Klingon, I just can't speak it
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I carry less than $5 in cash but you better do it just in case...
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I don't speak english so don't bother.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I dont care what my license says, you may not have my organs!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I eat life's lemons
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I F**king hate sensorship!
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I find it completely unlikely that you are reading this right now
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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I gave blood and got this shirt! that's a lie. Give blood anyway!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I hate word limits! I mean, what kind of crap is that!? I shoul
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I know what you're thinking. Perv.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I liked you better when you weren't scowling at me
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I need some "up dog"
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I put the stud in studious
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I say something profound but you're walking by me too quickly
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I see you're reading my t-shirt. VERRY mature!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I sense that you are...reading my t-shirt
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I sleep in this shirt. If you see me awake in it, it's a bad day.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I suck at art so I'll just be submitting slogans to Threadless...
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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I suffer from narco...zzzzzzzzzz
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I totally didn't bite that person over there!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I wasn't always a shirt...
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I went to rehab and all I got was this stupid smoking addiction
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm an illustration not a tool
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'm bringing Byzantium back
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not your friend, but if I were, this is how I would be.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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I'm the person you're looking for
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt for your enjoyment
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm with doesn't get the idea of personal space
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I'mnotgonnauseanyspacessoIcanhavemoreroomtowriteOcrapthereitgoes!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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If my hands aren't flailing wildly, then I'm not talking
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If you can read this, than you are obviously not following me.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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If you designed a t-shirt, I would wear it (probably not)
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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In righting never lok bak...egnoring even mispells and bad gramar
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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in this ?ient isn't con
ven
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Is my t-shirt inspiring you yet?
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Isn't it funny how you won't have enough time to read this shirt?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Last night we dined in Hell! The food? Eh.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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Liar (no no no, that's a typo, the shirt really meant...lyre)
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll life downloaded 21 percent
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Look, kneel, listen, pray!
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Looking for a hand out
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Most studies show that you just don't like me...
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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My other shirt is my stomach
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My work is 20 years ahead of its time...in 1965.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Oddly enough,this shirt had no words until you started reading it
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Para leer esto en inglés, prensa una
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Part 1 in a series of wordless shirts...it's a work in progress
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Photoshopped! Photoshopped! It's all Photoshopped!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Place head here (hands will wrap around within seconds)
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Please don't leave me alone with my thoughts!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Probably not the most appropriate thing I could be wearing...
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Punch here to delete me as a friend.
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Read this while I pick my nose
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Reading this makes you an idiot
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Residual self-image of my avatar self
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Samuri do it feudal.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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See that guy over there? I'm stalking him. So chill out!
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Smart: you're stalking me while making me think you're passing by
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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So I'm a goose, eh? Then let the chase begin!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry but there's not enough room here to tell you
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Stay back! My t-shirt bites!
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Stupid: Doing...stuff...and...?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Sure, I'm wearing this shirt, but where does it end and I begin?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Surprising twist: this shirt belonged to your future self!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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T-shirts, t-shirts everywhere, and only one that fits...
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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The holes on my shirt indicate one thing: my shirt is emo.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The only word in "team" is me! And meat. And eat. And m
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The only word in "team" is me! And meat. And mat. And e
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The picture was drawn in white. Sorry. It was really cool though
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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These are the moments that turn rest of the conversation awkward
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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These will be the last words you will read...before I hug you
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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These words are blocking the picture
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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This guy doesn't know that he has words written on his shirt
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This guy's mind is funnier than anything you can put on a shirt.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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This is actually my roomate's shirt. Shhhh...don't tell
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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This is me attempting to be ironic
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This is meant to serve as a conversation starter
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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This loser actually paid for this t-shirt. HA!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt breaths for me.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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This shirt is not worth reading
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is wearing me, and by the looks it's getting, I'm cool
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt looks cleaner when I don't take showers for weeks
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This shirt makes you skinny
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt merely gives the appearance of presence
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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This won't matter in the next few minutes, but you're gonna die.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Threadless: The Best Things In Life Are 15 Dollars Each
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Up, up, down, down, lef...what are you doing?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Upper Management Upper Management Upper Management Upper Mngmt.
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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Virtually impossible to.............do the readby with this shirt
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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way No you from dyslexia! suffer
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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When life give you lemons, eat them
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When you can bench more than your IQ, we know you're in trouble
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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white people: we're everywhere
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You can't walk backwards forever.
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You read this to your own doom...
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You should see what this shirt says when it's not inside out
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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You should see what this shirt says when you're not looking at it
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your cross to have gonna You're.properly this read to eyes
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Your gaze is piercing me...so stop it!
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Your head belongs here...wrapped around by my loving arms
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