spinnerMC
spinnerMC aka Spencer Marcolini is a 19.6 year old boy, has been a member since May 9, 2007, has scored 7 submissions, giving an average score of 3.71.
Condoms: Come without fear!
of 30 votes, 30% like it
Eat your mushrooms, Mario! They'll help you grow big and strong!
of 29 votes, 38% like it
Burrying treasure: the best form of banking.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
Slowly waiting for my Pog collection to appreciate in value.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
I didn't lose my mind! We just went separate ways.
of 48 votes, 31% like it
Ignorance? I don't know the meaning of the word!
of 48 votes, 29% like it
I only dance when someone's shooting at my feet.
of 40 votes, 38% like it
Baking a cake is easy as pie.
of 42 votes, 36% like it
Dead people have no life
of 43 votes, 35% like it
Screw apples! An onion a day keeps everyone ELSE away
of 47 votes, 34% like it
There's no such thing as a stop sign at 3 a.m.
of 55 votes, 38% like it
When I find out who stole my guillotine, heads will roll!
of 52 votes, 52% like it
Dear Santa, may I see the naughty girls on your list?
of 61 votes, 46% like it
The more coal Santa leaves me, the more eyes my snowman will have
of 64 votes, 41% like it
Jesus luvs you but can he see why kids luv Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
of 62 votes, 34% like it
Toboggan sales have gone downhill!
of 71 votes, 34% like it
Vegetarian zombies must feel pretty useless
of 85 votes, 48% like it
I'm not made of money! Unless money is made of human flesh!
of 74 votes, 38% like it
Real men wear pink because they don't separate reds and whites.
of 100 votes, 49% like it
Teachers from Chernobyl have eyes in the back of their heads.
of 82 votes, 29% like it
Everytime you lose a button, a sock puppet gains an eye!
of 87 votes, 47% like it
Toasters are tanning salons for bread
of 84 votes, 40% like it
I'm uncomfortable with bananas having to strip for me.
of 89 votes, 45% like it
Pears are just failed apples
of 84 votes, 36% like it
The Evolution Theory is right? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
of 80 votes, 30% like it
Prostitution is a real bang for your buck.
of 76 votes, 29% like it
When the lights go out, all the shadow puppets die!
of 86 votes, 51% like it
The Lego-People invited me to their block party!
of 83 votes, 45% like it
Spooning leads to forking all knife long!
of 82 votes, 35% like it
Mary had a little lamb- and learned the dangers of cross breeding
of 94 votes, 36% like it
Drinking coffee isn't my cup of tea!
of 104 votes, 38% like it
There are no dumb questions... just a lot of curious idiots!
of 94 votes, 31% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A sweatshop worker put his blood, sweat and tears into this shirt
of 72 votes, 22% like it
Blind people believe in love at first touch
of 73 votes, 26% like it
Dear Santa, stop sleighing the reindeer!
of 59 votes, 27% like it
I eat like a GOD!.... God eats Kraft Dinner, right?
of 36 votes, 22% like it
I have no time on my hands because my watch is on my WRIST!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I propose a toast to the low-grain breakfasts.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
I'll believe in Global Warming when Hell freezes over!
of 62 votes, 16% like it
I'll help against genetically-altered animals when pigs fly!
of 38 votes, 21% like it
I'm gonna live forever even if it kills me!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I've told you a billion times to STOP EXAGGERATING
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Money growing on trees means 'raking' in the cash in the Fall.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
Pirate Santa is a real Jolly Roger
of 36 votes, 19% like it
Pirates need to be knocked down a peg
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Pirates need to be taken down a peg.
of 0 votes,
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0% like it
Price is Right with Drew Carey: Time for A Showcase HOEDOWN!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Santa: Old man who watches you sleep, and breaks into your house.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
Save a seal, club a sandwich!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Sex isn't the answer, it's the question! YES is the answer!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
Sex! The worst birthday present my sister EVER gave me!
of 50 votes, 18% like it
That Baldwin guy is such a smart Alec!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
The Northern Lights passed with flying colors
of 39 votes, 13% like it
This year, Santa left me someone's front teeth
of 57 votes, 25% like it
|L|S|D|: My anti-dru.... wait...
of 31 votes, 19% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me
I do not like green eggs and ham.
Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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