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azrielen
azrielen aka Jamie Parris is a 27.06 year old girl, has been a member since March 28, 2002, has scored 7145 submissions, giving an average score of 1.65.
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  Oct 06 '05 by azrielen        10 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
This was a pretty awesome interview I must say! I'm honored. You rock, PinkSabbath (and I'm not just saying that because you look hot in leather!)

> Who's that guy on your profile page?

Hahaha the stringy-haired, kissy-faced gentleman on my profile page is Gerard Way, the lead singer from My Chemical Romance. Or Steve, as I like to call him (long story). 95% of the images ever taken of him consist of him being a douche, and that's my favorite. So yeah ... "NOT ME" for real.

> Will we ever see a picture of you?

Maybe someday when lions and sheep live in harmony and the earth spins backward on its axis as angels snowboard on the frozen slopes of Hell. Or maybe I could just go get my digital camera and take one of myself, but that's such a myspace-whore thing to do, isn't it?

> What do you do to get inspired in your deisigns?

I sit at my computer and go hmmm... for about an hour. Then I drink a Mountain Dew. Then I watch some episodes of Numb3rs. Then I take a trip to the zoo. And finally, after all that is done and it's 3 AM I let my crack-addled brain wander until it comes up with something funny / snarky / provocative / other-cool-adjectives!

> One of your submissions won! in fact i own it! Congratulations! What do you call the little mouse dragon creature?

It did! Yay! I love you for owning it! That bunny-dragon hybrid was given the wonderfully creative name of "Demon Bunny." I am however accepting naming submissions, cause the Demon Bunny doesn't like her name. She thinks it needs more "flare."

> What do you plan on doing with all that dough?

Well considering Odd But Cute was printed back in the day when the prize for winning consisted of $50, a used tire, and a swanky toaster oven (or something like that), I believe I spent it all on Pez and CKY concert merch.

> Where were you born?

Baltimore, Maryland, baby! I can't make jokes about my hometown, because I really do love it. Awwww! *feels warm and fuzzy inside*

> How'd you find out about Threadless?

Hmmm....good question. That was years ago. Haha. I think I probably heard about it through that bastion of design news K10K.net. Or else I stumbled across it during a late-night insomnia-driven web-surfing binge.

> If you had to see the entire world in only one color for the rest of your life what color would you choose?

I think I'd probably choose gray, honestly. I'd rather it be devoid of color than have to suffer with only one forever. That would get pretty annoying. Haha.

> Can we be friends?

SURE! OMG we could get our nails done and go to the MALL and take long platonic walks in Central Park and write each other the longest rambliest cutest AIMs ever! BFF 4 LIFE! *hugs you* I'll go Friend you to my LJ right now! Are you Straight Edge, cause I'm only friends with SxE people, cause drugs are bad, yo, and OMG FRIENDS YAY!

> What song is stuck in your head this very moment?

Seriously? "Everything Is All Right" by Motion City Soundtrack, and it's getting DAMNED ANNOYING. Haha.

> When I say lovely whats the first thing that comes to mind?

Some well-dressed old dame in a parlor somewhere sipping tea and saying "lovely!" all hauty and well-mannered-like. I mean it. My brain is so weird...

> How long have you been interested in design?

Since I drew on walls with crayons when I was 2. My parents tell me I was always concerned that the crayons didn't make a smooth enough line on the paint. Haha. I was so critical, even then. I bet they were relieved when I graduated to finger paints on the furniture at around 4 years old. Much smoother application.

> What makes you tick?

The big wind-up screw sticking out of my back. That thing makes it a real bitch to wear my hoodies.

> Are you a product of the man?

Indeed I am and I am glad to admit it! TAKE THAT! I was raised under the thumb of the man and I live under the bootheel of the man. The man has shaped me all my life and I stand here now a proud product of the man because ... you know what? The man is paying for my grad school education so that someday I'll be able to run around screaming "Screw the man!" and people will listen because what I speak will be the truth. You can't talk it until you've walked it, my friend. Peace!

*giggles*

PinkSabbath
PinkSabbath on Oct 06 '05 at 11:37pm
Those were some bitchin answers! My night is complete now i was really anxious to see how you answered:-) by the way whats an LJ? call me lame but yeah im slow i admit it
xiv
   xiv on Oct 06 '05 at 11:38pm
Live Journal

an alt. to Myspace or xanga and all those other blog thingies.
azrielen
   azrielen on Oct 06 '05 at 11:39pm
I find it very very promising that you do not know what an LJ is. Haha.
PinkSabbath
PinkSabbath on Oct 06 '05 at 11:40pm
promising? haha how so
azrielen
   azrielen on Oct 06 '05 at 11:48pm
Because you're a 16-year-old dude with good hair that doesn't have an LJ and has never heard of one, which is good because LJ is an evil, evil addiction. It sucks you in like scary quicksand and you can't get out even if someone throws you a sturdy branch.

But seriously, LJ can be kind of lame, just like myspace and all those other things where people feel the need to be cool and cryptic and poetic when really they should all just get out more or get a plant or soemthing.
PinkSabbath
PinkSabbath on Oct 06 '05 at 11:51pm
nicely put! Sadly i have a myspace, but its only cuz alot of my friends dont have email so thats how i can get in touch with them online, i dont use it too often, i also made a myspace account thats completely dedicatde to Threadless, and thats pretty cool, but yeah i know what you eman, people need to go out adn plant a tree or save a kitten or something
azrielen
   azrielen on Oct 06 '05 at 11:56pm
What is up with your friends that they don't have e-mail? Are they kids in a village in a third-world country or something? Heh.

And yeah I have myspace too, but only to post on the Threadless shirtswap site. Woot.
PinkSabbath
PinkSabbath on Oct 06 '05 at 11:59pm
www.myspace.com/wearthreadless go and add me if youd like, and tell your buddies, if you really want ill give you the one thats actually of me too
41 days later
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Nov 16 '05 at 11:01pm
whoooooo Baltimore!!!!
Dr_Manhattan
Dr_Manhattan on Nov 16 '05 at 11:05pm
I thought it said you live under the brothel of the man and got all excited.
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