Ok, for real! We need to find the best haunted house in the universe, in the chicago area, and we need to go there.
I need to get scared real bad...
The creepy, overcast, cloudy night is making me excited for haunting.

Tell me all about your favorite haunted house, even if it's not in chicago.

One time when I was a kid, my mom took me to a haunted barn, and some creepy clown with a chainsaw made me curl up in the corner and cry and the staff had to open the secret door in the wall to let us leave secretly so the other people could continue into the pit of terror, but we went home...

that's not necessarily the best experience i've had, but at least it explains my fear of clowns?!