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Phase I : Complete!

"It's hard to beat a spy satellite in hide-and-seek"
-Nintechno
EDIT:
"It's hard to beat a spy satellite at hide-and-seek"
-PacificLight

"I carry around bitmaps in case I get lost"
-Martiandrivein
"Street cred: accepted everywhere you'd rather not be."
-PacificLight

"I Wish Food Fights Could Solve International Conflicts."
-Frickinawesome


Phase II : Sorta Kinda Complete!

"Verbs need to relax. They're always so tense."
-Nintechno

"Similes are like metaphors but more like-able."
-PacificLight

"I'm a compulsive "Try Me!" button pusher."
-Martiandrivein

"Traveling Warp Speed Always Bends Me the Wrong Way."
-Frickinawesome


Phase Nintechno Has No Patience (AKA Phase III) : Complete!

"I'm still learning how to control my superpower."
- Nintechno

"Writer's Block Parties Are Not as Fun as They Sound."
- Frickinawesome

"Traveling by cannon is the only way to fly."
- ADTL

"Bank robbers call shotgun and mean it."
- PacificLight

Phase We HAVE Gotten This Far Yet, Part 1 (AKA Phase IV)

"I'm going to leave dying to the last minute."
- Nintechno

"Your thought bubbles are fun to read."
- ADTL

"Palindromes Level the Playing Field For Dyslexics."
- Frickinawesome

"I like to eat pi on multiplication tables."
- ADTL

Phase V (For Vendetta)
"Critics agree: everything sucks."
- Nintechno

"Model Citizens Are Never Built to Scale."
-Frickinawesome

"Wisdom Teeth and Funny Bones Prove That Doctors Love Irony."
- ALTM

"Picture frames are holding my relatives hostage."
- ALTM


Phase Nintechno Can't Sleep

"Haha"
-Nintechno