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AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight aka The Great Slogan Experiment is 97.8 years old, has been a member since May 7, 2007, has scored 6 submissions, giving an average score of 4.83.

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May 07 '07 by AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight

570 Comments

Watch this

AwesomeLightTechnoMania

POWER SLOGANS:

Brought to you by viewers like you.

Phase I : Complete!

"It's hard to beat a spy satellite in hide-and-seek"
-Nintechno
EDIT:
"It's hard to beat a spy satellite at hide-and-seek"
-PacificLight

"I carry around bitmaps in case I get lost"
-Martiandrivein
"Street cred: accepted everywhere you'd rather not be."
-PacificLight

"I Wish Food Fights Could Solve International Conflicts."
-Frickinawesome

Phase II : Sorta Kinda Complete!

"Verbs need to relax. They're always so tense."
-Nintechno

"Similes are like metaphors but more like-able."
-PacificLight

"I'm a compulsive "Try Me!" button pusher."
-Martiandrivein

"Traveling Warp Speed Always Bends Me the Wrong Way."
-Frickinawesome

Phase Nintechno Has No Patience (AKA Phase III) : Complete!

"I'm still learning how to control my superpower."
- Nintechno

"Writer's Block Parties Are Not as Fun as They Sound."
- Frickinawesome

"Traveling by cannon is the only way to fly."
- ADTL

"Bank robbers call shotgun and mean it."
- PacificLight

Phase We HAVE Gotten This Far Yet, Part 1 (AKA Phase IV)

"I'm going to leave dying to the last minute."
- Nintechno

"Your thought bubbles are fun to read."
- ADTL

"Palindromes Level the Playing Field For Dyslexics."
- Frickinawesome

"I like to eat pi on multiplication tables."
- ADTL

Phase V (For Vendetta)
"Critics agree: everything sucks."
- Nintechno

"Model Citizens Are Never Built to Scale."
-Frickinawesome

"Wisdom Teeth and Funny Bones Prove That Doctors Love Irony."
- ALTM

"Picture frames are holding my relatives hostage."
- ALTM

Phase Nintechno Can't Sleep

"Haha"
-Nintechno

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PacificLight on Jul 16 '07 at 2:31pm

Hey guys, does this mean it's phase III time?

PS: Martian, I love your new product pic!!! How awesome.

nintechno on Jul 16 '07 at 5:22pm

I think one of frick's slogans was above 35% for phase II, so let's move on to phase III.

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 17 '07 at 5:31am

Holy smokes gang....there is NO WAY IN HELLLL that i am gonna sit here and let you put some 20 percent scoring slogan in my name's place and move on to the next phase....I have let the club down and will do all i can to complete our phase two mission without a pity slogan party! I'm sure i've had another slogan score above 35 percent...?

AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Jul 17 '07 at 5:35am

Ok...i found one at 32 percent....close enough...let's roll on this Phase III thang.

nintechno on Jul 18 '07 at 12:43am

haha, it has begun!!!!

PacificLight on Jul 18 '07 at 12:45am

Okay crap crap I'm thinking. I have to come up with a whole new list that doesn't suck while I blow-dry my hair. Any theme suggestions people?

nintechno on Jul 18 '07 at 1:37am

hrmmm . . .

all things occult?

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 18 '07 at 5:20am

I think the theme should be: slogans that score over 35 percent. Who's with me!?!?!?!?!?

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 18 '07 at 5:20am

Oh, and barnacles. You gotta love them barnacles.

nintechno on Jul 18 '07 at 11:44am

hahaha

that is a good theme too, FA

nintechno on Jul 18 '07 at 10:36pm

hrmm . . . i'm tempted to edit one of our older slogans. i really like FA's "Am I in your dream, or are you in my dream right now?".

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AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Jul 27 '07 at 5:43pm

man, 'lazy sunday' doesn't work anymore . . .

10 days later

AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Aug 06 '07 at 11:28pm

i miss that video....

nintechno on Aug 07 '07 at 3:39am

the video has successfully been replaced

PacificLight on Aug 07 '07 at 3:52am

Good work. :)

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 07 '07 at 3:53am

Excellente!!!! PL is in town for a moment! Let's celebrate with coming up with some new slogans for our lil' love-in here. I'll start.

nintechno on Aug 07 '07 at 4:06am

That's a 10-4

4 days later

AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Aug 11 '07 at 9:55am

people seem to enjoy the latest slogan. yay!

PacificLight on Aug 11 '07 at 11:01am

I just sent out an email. Feel free to tweak and post any one of the email slogans.

AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Aug 11 '07 at 4:04pm

10-4 over and out

nintechno on Aug 12 '07 at 11:14am

excellent, phase III is now complete.

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AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Aug 22 '07 at 12:19am

hellz yeah

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 22 '07 at 2:43am

Wowsers...three phases up and still going strong! I'll give er' a go tonight and see if this shit sticks to our hallowed and OC clean walls thanks to PacificLight's incredible "talent" of keeping all dust molecules free and clear of this blog!

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 22 '07 at 2:44am

By the wya nintech- your "critics agree" slogan speaks volumes about them (and me when i write movie and music reviews) with only four words...bravo to that!

PacificLight on Aug 22 '07 at 7:40am

Nice... I think we all feel like we're slacking on this sometimes... Okay, mostly me.

Here is some Rolf-style inspiration:
Sarcastic Haikus

nintechno on Aug 22 '07 at 11:04pm

thanks frick

I really like the slogan you created about television. If it doesn't get better, maybe we'll try a revision.

and pl, hahaha, those haikus were fantastic

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 22 '07 at 11:27pm

So, did we kick Rolf out of our supergroup without informing him or any of ourselves?

PacificLight on Aug 23 '07 at 11:16pm

Rolf's just gone to get some cigarettes, he'll be back.

COME BACK ROLF.

Rolf?

Rolf...

AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Aug 23 '07 at 11:29pm

I miss Rolling On Lauging Floor.

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 24 '07 at 3:05am

That's an awesome modern Native American dude's name who spends too much time in his room playing WoW.

AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Aug 24 '07 at 11:29am

Haha

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 25 '07 at 3:31am

New slogie up for votie.

nintechno on Aug 26 '07 at 9:32pm

Hell YES!

3 days later

AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Aug 29 '07 at 10:44pm

The blog has been updated. Huzzah!

PacificLight on Aug 29 '07 at 11:36pm

I like it, good work. I feel your pain: all of my relatives have also been framed.

In pictures.

In their jail cells.

nintechno on Aug 29 '07 at 11:54pm

hahaha, thanks pl

nintechno on Aug 30 '07 at 2:35pm

i'm glad that people are enjoying our slogans. i kinda feel like ladykat's slogan...ya know, all warm and fuzzy inside like I swallowed a kitten.

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 30 '07 at 3:04pm

Funky! wow...my nature one got killed...deep thinkers go back to their corners and ponder on that one.

nintechno on Aug 30 '07 at 3:27pm

i'll try to think of an edit by tonight

4 days later

AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight on Sep 04 '07 at 10:38am

couldn't think of an edit that night...going to try one out later in the week.

FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 04 '07 at 10:47am

Damn you....you could throw another one of the ones i suggested for the group up for me if you wanted, because im a bit too lazy right now to go through our thousands of posts back and forth to one another to find one.

Or i could do it, but it'll be in a day or two. I'm super-slacking on the updates to the slogan Club this week as well....curses to me all around!

nintechno on Sep 04 '07 at 11:18am

haha, I just subbed one of them. check your email, team!

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nintechno on Sep 12 '07 at 11:42pm

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FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 12 '07 at 11:50pm

Man, the native american collaborative supergroup sanctioned slogan should be doing WAAAAY better than 30 percent. That's seriously one of the better slogans i've seen in a while. Even if it is attached to me in some small way.

Rambunkcious on Sep 12 '07 at 11:51pm

FRICKIN AWESOME!! LISTEN TO THE CHINGO ME AND AUBS JUST LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU!

10 days later

nintechno on Sep 23 '07 at 5:25pm

Rambunkcious!!!!

I like these guys:

FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 23 '07 at 5:57pm

I did indeedth listen to that VM message a while back Rambi, and i must say it was truimphant. I truly feel like the King of Prussia is a real state of being now.

Man, i gotta hit a supergroup slogan outta da park.

marblecargirl on Sep 23 '07 at 5:58pm

haha, i forgot rambi and i left that

FRICKINAWESOME on Sep 23 '07 at 6:00pm

That was et tu, marblegirl? That was damned hilarious. The dutchess parts and all the fun-loving giggling attacks were inspirational. I will reutrn the favor when i don't sound like a nasty bullfrog is stuck in my throat from me bineg sick.