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AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight aka The Great Slogan Experiment is 97.65 years old, has been a member since May 7, 2007, has scored 6 submissions, giving an average score of 4.83.

URL: http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=AwesomeDrive

May 07 '07 by AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight

570 Comments

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AwesomeLightTechnoMania

POWER SLOGANS:

Brought to you by viewers like you.

Phase I : Complete!

"It's hard to beat a spy satellite in hide-and-seek"
-Nintechno
EDIT:
"It's hard to beat a spy satellite at hide-and-seek"
-PacificLight

"I carry around bitmaps in case I get lost"
-Martiandrivein
"Street cred: accepted everywhere you'd rather not be."
-PacificLight

"I Wish Food Fights Could Solve International Conflicts."
-Frickinawesome

Phase II : Sorta Kinda Complete!

"Verbs need to relax. They're always so tense."
-Nintechno

"Similes are like metaphors but more like-able."
-PacificLight

"I'm a compulsive "Try Me!" button pusher."
-Martiandrivein

"Traveling Warp Speed Always Bends Me the Wrong Way."
-Frickinawesome

Phase Nintechno Has No Patience (AKA Phase III) : Complete!

"I'm still learning how to control my superpower."
- Nintechno

"Writer's Block Parties Are Not as Fun as They Sound."
- Frickinawesome

"Traveling by cannon is the only way to fly."
- ADTL

"Bank robbers call shotgun and mean it."
- PacificLight

Phase We HAVE Gotten This Far Yet, Part 1 (AKA Phase IV)

"I'm going to leave dying to the last minute."
- Nintechno

"Your thought bubbles are fun to read."
- ADTL

"Palindromes Level the Playing Field For Dyslexics."
- Frickinawesome

"I like to eat pi on multiplication tables."
- ADTL

Phase V (For Vendetta)
"Critics agree: everything sucks."
- Nintechno

"Model Citizens Are Never Built to Scale."
-Frickinawesome

"Wisdom Teeth and Funny Bones Prove That Doctors Love Irony."
- ALTM

"Picture frames are holding my relatives hostage."
- ALTM

Phase Nintechno Can't Sleep

"Haha"
-Nintechno

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nintechno on May 12 '07 at 7:11pm

music always helps me out... that hold steady video in our profile is amazing. turn up the speakers and rock out.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 13 '07 at 3:06am

I told Rolf that cutting off his hair would take all his slogan power....

FRICKINAWESOME on May 13 '07 at 3:07am

PS- The Threadless voters can suck my crank sometimes. Honestly, I was so proud of myself thinking up the multiplication tables slogan. Am i crazy or is that not really clever and funny? I could just be delusional...

nintechno on May 13 '07 at 9:38am

dude, you have the highest scoring slogan for the group. and yeah, I really enjoyed that slogan too. i'll try to think of an edit for that one, hmm...

FRICKINAWESOME on May 13 '07 at 11:21am

You're right Nintech, but i can't help it...with some things im a perfection-ass.

nintechno on May 13 '07 at 11:24am

it's cool, i'm the same way.

we've been getting a lot of "OMG, No" votes recently *shakes fist*

nintechno on May 13 '07 at 11:41am

rolf will make his triumphant return, i know it.

martiandrivein on May 13 '07 at 11:50am

I'm back?!

nintechno on May 13 '07 at 11:54am

awwww yeah

martiandrivein on May 13 '07 at 11:59am

holy crap...I am back

nintechno on May 13 '07 at 12:07pm

damnnn boi your slogan is off the heezy fo sheezy

PacificLight on May 14 '07 at 1:37am

Sorry I've been slowing us down guys. I've been in a turtle shell for mother's day. I have a list of slogans I've been working on, but none of them are presentable.

I'll email them to ya in a couple of hours, and you can give pre-putting up suggestions come morn.

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 1:42am

it's cool, pl. my slogan well has run dry for tonight... it's depressing.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 14 '07 at 4:32am

Yeah....some days I almost have to dictate the slogans in to a microphone because they are whizzing out of my head faster than i can move my hand and make symbols on paper that i will understand when i come back to type them into a computer. And then a week will go by and I'll start going through my long list of "reject" slogans and try to find something, ANYTHING to submit or fix up in a way that it will make sense or have a semblence of hilarity to it. I'm pretty sure my revision and new slogan ain't gonna pan out, so I'll go deep into the slogan woodshop tommorrow and see what i can find and chisel!

PL- Sure, send some slogans our way and we'll go over them with a fine-toothed dentures.

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 11:21am

excellent, i received your email PL. i'm sensing high percentages from a few of them.

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 2:56pm

and I have replied to the email, yay!

FRICKINAWESOME on May 14 '07 at 4:20pm

I now have the official highest and lowest-scoring slogan for our Supergroup! I love going to extremes!

PL, I wanna see somma those awesome new slogans up here post haste!

martiandrivein on May 14 '07 at 4:23pm

FA...maybe... "Travelling warp speed gets me all bent out of shape"?

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 4:25pm

"Traveling at warp speed gets me all bent out of shape"

maybe with the "at"

martiandrivein on May 14 '07 at 4:29pm

yeah...

My internet is going really really slow...so if anyone wants to delete my "try me" button slogan...

maybe reword it...like...

"I compulsively push "TRY ME!" buttons"
OR
I am attracted to things with Try me! buttons
or something like that

I dunno about phase two, I'm working up a real doozy.

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 4:31pm

roger roger

FRICKINAWESOME on May 14 '07 at 4:51pm

Yeah....i like your way to say that slogan better guys...

"Traveling at warp speed gets me all bent out of shape"

For some reason, i couldn't figure out the wording with bent out of shape...thanks for figuring that out for me! We'll see how the first one does, and then resubmit.

Roger, Over.

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 4:54pm

copy that

i say, you do it now! do it! (imagine those words in arnold schwarzenegger's voice)

PacificLight on May 14 '07 at 4:56pm

ADTL, PacificLight. Roger that.
Good work guys, update is up.
Over.

martiandrivein on May 14 '07 at 4:56pm

haha you posted my limerick one!!! yay!... where did I have that, beforehand?

PacificLight on May 14 '07 at 5:05pm

That was the only one all 3 of you mentioned so I put it up... I don't remember seeing it on your profile (though it certainly is possible), but I thought it was a logical extension of your Haiku slogan, which is why I said it was in your style.

The next step in the progression is, of course, iambic pentameter... and then iambic tetrameter. And then I'm out of poem styles.

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 5:07pm

i tried one a while back and it was ... I think... "Iambic feet are divine" it tanked, haha.

martiandrivein on May 14 '07 at 5:08pm

OH...ya see. I posted something like that...maybe it was a slogan, or I dunno where I put it...but I'm not even kidding you...WORD FOR WORD...or at least really friggin close. That's creepy PL...we're on the level.

PacificLight on May 14 '07 at 5:08pm

Whoa.

martiandrivein on May 14 '07 at 5:09pm

oh oh oh I just got a good one...

"Speaking of iambic pentameter..."

martiandrivein on May 14 '07 at 5:13pm

lame...someone already submitted
"I speak in iambic pentameter"

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 5:15pm

that sucks, bah!

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 5:15pm

that is a really good one too

FRICKINAWESOME on May 14 '07 at 5:28pm

what is iambic pentatmeter, smarter people than me?

nintechno on May 14 '07 at 5:40pm

you're just as smart as us, fa. and google/wiki that iambic pentatmeter, yo.

and fa, i think it's time for the revamped "warp speed" slogan.

nintechno on May 15 '07 at 1:23am

rolf, maybe "I'm attracted" will do slightly better.
no?
yes?
maybe?
all of the above?

martiandrivein on May 15 '07 at 1:25am

yeah something like that.

"I like to push all of the "Try Me!" buttons"

martiandrivein on May 15 '07 at 1:26am

I dunno... maybe not...maybe I'll switch it up...I've been looking for a job...so when I'm on here...chances are I'm applying for a job, or cleaning my room too

nintechno on May 15 '07 at 1:30am

10-4, over and out.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 15 '07 at 1:46am

What up with all your trucker affectations, Nintech? Are you hiding your secret job of blogging to us from the 'ol Pork Chop Express while cruising down Interstate 3-9843905804.03, delivering to people all over this (mostly) great country a wide variety of used toilet-seat coverings? Hey, I'm totaally down with sterilization and re-use too!

I lefta beat-box voicemail, and imma head on over to the Slogan Club and replace the week-old parts to put it in tip-top shape.

Sigh...today i clicked too hard and accidentaly erased my "I Think I Sprained My Imagination" slogan, which was doing better and getting up to 38 percent. O wells...it just makes me wanna come up with a bunch of 50 percenters both here and on there to salute the slogan sacrifice it made, and to show that it has not been deleted in vain.

nintechno on May 15 '07 at 1:58am

hahahahaa

that's a 10-74, but I'm thinking about it

PacificLight on May 15 '07 at 11:37am

I had to look up 10-74 on wikipedia, thus leading me into a two-hour detour. :: shakes fist at nintechno, and ten codes::

:)

nintechno on May 15 '07 at 12:05pm

haha, yeah the list is huge on wikipedia. 10-600!

maybe ten codes will be a topic of a slogan.

PacificLight on May 15 '07 at 10:07pm

What I like about sloganeering is that it tells you in percentages how funny a statement is.

nintechno on May 15 '07 at 10:28pm

haha, yeah, it is kind of an interesting setup. your joke was 10% funny, you suck! *runs off stage crying*

FRICKINAWESOME on May 15 '07 at 11:17pm

You guys are depressing me something awful! I just took another whack-daddy at my "interest rates" slogan. Just for the record, why don't people think that it's funny as hell? I mean, the hell where foul-mouthed comedians spout out racial and mysoganistic one-liners as the Devil howls!

nintechno on May 15 '07 at 11:24pm

hrmm, I wonder if we could tweak it a bit.

Try: Constantly talking about the stock market makes my interest rates plummet.

PacificLight on May 15 '07 at 11:25pm

"Blabbing" is an inherently funny word. And kind of an onomatopoeia.

nintechno on May 15 '07 at 11:26pm

yeah, i like the word "blabbing" too.

hrmmmm

PacificLight on May 15 '07 at 11:27pm

Hahah I didn't realize I posted that at the same time, but slightly after you.

Let it ride out to 20 votes and tinker away.

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