Am I in Your Dream, Or Are You in My Dream Right Now?
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Birthday Gifts Sometimes Get a Bad Wrap.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Bizzaro shirt wears you!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Blind Accusations Like To Get Right To the Finger Point.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Bumper Stickers Are Temporary, This Shirt is Forever.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Circles never get the point.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Club Sandwiches Are Hard to Eat on the Dance Floor.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Evil Scientists Are Only In It For The Crazy Lab Setup
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Fortune tellers: diminishing your fortune, one tale at a time.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I Have a Doppelganger Who Hides in Mirrors.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I Lost My Watch While Time Traveling.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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I Make a Complete Fool of Myself Only When I'm Drunk or Sober.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I Spend Most of the New Year in the 'Getting to Know It' Phase.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I taught my chairs how to play music.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I was a graffiti artist once, but I recently hit a wall
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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I'd Like To Learn the 7 Deadly Sins, But I'm Too Lazy To Do It.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I'm only here for a moment, my time machine needs primitive parts
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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I've been reincarnated as a slogan.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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If Your Eyes Are Here, You Are Distracted From My Evil Plot
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Little Teapots Have a Really Negative Self-Image of Themselves.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Look, I've built a perfect working replica of myself.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Money is the Root of All Evil, So I'm Digging the Roots Up.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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My relatives were framed by an Aaron Brothers employee.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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My thoughts are made of tiny bubbles.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Mystery Shoppers Are Just Wannabe Spies.
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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Nature Clips Coupons For Extra Daylight Savings.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Nature Doesn't Know It's Made Up of Four Seasons.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Never play a game of Hearts with a bunch of vampires.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Now I Know What My Television Feels Like.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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On weekends, spies are just mystery shoppers.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Please Tell the Tree Bark Outside To Keep the Noise Down.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Russia's Favorite Rapper Was MC Hammer & Sickle.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Salad Forks Treasure the Best of Tines.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Since Time is Relative, I Blame My Uncle For My Tardiness.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Sleeping with a vampire is exceptionally draining.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The Table of Elements is Paved With Gold and Platinum.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Thought bubbles are just clouds with graffiti on the side.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Traveling Warp Speed Always Bends Me the Wrong Way.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Wait... has anyone checked behind the couch for the cure?
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Why Are We Getting a New Year When the Old One is Still Working?
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Why run with the devil when you can walk instead?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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