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AwesomeDriveinTechnoLight
aka The Great Slogan Experiment is 101.42 years old, has been a member since May 7, 2007, has scored 6 submissions, giving an average score of 4.83, helping 0 designs get printed.
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Yoga is stretching it.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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My favorite person in the future hasn't been born yet.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Yoga gave me the bends.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I play Hyde and Go Jekyll.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Blankets cover me from pillow fire.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Joysticks fall from trees.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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My foot is trying to sleep.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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In the Land of Plenty, there are too many things.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Hey Gravity, can you keep it down?
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a lobster.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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When I walk over there, I'll be over there.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Nobody is perfect unless your name is Nobody.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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The weather cries a lot.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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I use Google to find my keys. So far, 0 results.
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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I didn't like hair, but then it grew on me.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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I listen to world records and then break them.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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When it rains, the trees are showering.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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I'm going to go somewhere vague and do that one thing.
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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When puzzles break up, I piece them back together.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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On sports teams, I play the fetal position.
of 23 votes, 57% like it
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Bank robbers call shotgun and mean it.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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Computers breakdown and cry to their motherboards.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
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When Passing Through The Stages of Life, Try To Score Some 1Ups.
of 65 votes, 32% like it
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Talking About the Stock Market Lowers My Interest Rates.
of 95 votes, 41% like it
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Despite theory, swordfish are not well versed in fencing.
of 111 votes, 31% like it
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Wisdom Teeth and Funny Bones Prove That Doctors Love Irony.
of 112 votes, 38% like it
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Model Citizens Are Never Built to Scale.
of 107 votes, 35% like it
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Writer's Block Parties Are Not as Fun as They Sound.
of 125 votes, 35% like it
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Similes are like metaphors but more like-able.
of 178 votes, 44% like it
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I have a gut feeling I’m hungry.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I Wish Food Fights Could Solve International Conflicts.
of 189 votes, 51% like it
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Street cred: accepted everywhere you'd rather not be.
of 198 votes, 48% like it
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I'm a compulsive "Try Me!" button pusher
of 79 votes, 38% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Am I in Your Dream, Or Are You in My Dream Right Now?
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Ants think I'm Godizilla.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Ants think I'm Godzilla.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Bass keeps me out of treble.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Birthday Gifts Sometimes Get a Bad Wrap.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Bizzaro shirt wears you!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Blind Accusations Like To Get Right To the Finger Point.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Bumper Stickers Are Temporary, This Shirt is Forever.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Circles never get the point.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Club Sandwiches Are Hard to Eat on the Dance Floor.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Cursing is nothing to swear by.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Cursive makes everything look smarter.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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Don't play ketchup if you can't cut the mustard.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Elephants are like people, but with bigger noses.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Evil Scientists Are Only In It For The Crazy Lab Setup
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Exclamation points get me excited!
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Fish take long baths.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Fortune tellers: diminishing your fortune, one tale at a time.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Galaxies are solar powered!
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I eat leftovers and rightovers.
of 84 votes, 18% like it
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I give choke artists the Heimlich.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I Have a Doppelganger Who Hides in Mirrors.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I lost my A game, but I found it in the alphabet.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I Lost My Watch While Time Traveling.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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I Make a Complete Fool of Myself Only When I'm Drunk or Sober.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I plant trees with square roots
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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I practice slow motion in slow motion.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I serve pi on multiplication tables.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I Spend Most of the New Year in the 'Getting to Know It' Phase.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I taught my chairs how to play music.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I want to talk to you, but I forgot my lines.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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I was a graffiti artist once, but I recently hit a wall
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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I wear a shirt so other don't have to.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I wear this shirt. It's awesome. Like amazing. So fluffy. Cheers.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I write weathermen rain checks.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I'd Like To Learn the 7 Deadly Sins, But I'm Too Lazy To Do It.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not asleep right now.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm only here for a moment, my time machine needs primitive parts
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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I've been reincarnated as a slogan.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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If Your Eyes Are Here, You Are Distracted From My Evil Plot
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Little Teapots Have a Really Negative Self-Image of Themselves.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Look, I've built a perfect working replica of myself.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Money is the Root of All Evil, So I'm Digging the Roots Up.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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My thought bubbles are made of soap.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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My relatives were framed by an Aaron Brothers employee.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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My right hand is feeling left out.
of 53 votes, 32% like it
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My thoughts are made of tiny bubbles.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Mystery Shoppers Are Just Wannabe Spies.
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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Nature Clips Coupons For Extra Daylight Savings.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Nature Doesn't Know It's Made Up of Four Seasons.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Now I Know What My Television Feels Like.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Nudists migrate south during the winter.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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On weekends, spies are just mystery shoppers.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Please Tell the Tree Bark Outside To Keep the Noise Down.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Russia's Favorite Rapper Was MC Hammer & Sickle.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Salad Forks Treasure the Best of Tines.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Sidewalks are just tiny roads.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Since Time is Relative, I Blame My Uncle For My Tardiness.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Sleeping with a vampire is exceptionally draining.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Tell your vacuum cleaner to suck it up.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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The Angry Bird Gets The Smart Phone.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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The FBI really bugs me.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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The Table of Elements is Paved With Gold and Platinum.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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The weather writes me rain checks.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Thought bubbles are just clouds with graffiti on the side.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Today in History: Something Important Happened.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Traveling Warp Speed Always Bends Me the Wrong Way.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Twitter has a lot of followers.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Why Are We Getting a New Year When the Old One is Still Working?
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Why are we getting a New Year when the old one still works?
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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Why run with the devil when you can walk instead?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You'll never figure out that I'm the evil clone.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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