If Tarzan lives in the jungle, why doesn't he have facial hair?
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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parent: "Due to the economy, we have to let one of you go.&q
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON!&q
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Let's go sing along at the Opera.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go"
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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With a serious face, order a diet water.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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In accordance with the prophecy...
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Put your trash can on your desk and label it "IN".
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Sit in a car w/ shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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NyQuil = sleeping potion
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I sell seashells by the seashore. You want to buy some?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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For all my spanish peeps: confleys!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Pecsi!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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oonz oonz oonz oonz oonz oonz
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I'm looking for my easy button. Have you seen it?!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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I'm hungry! Then again, i'm always hungry.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Thanks. But i've just noticed i'm better off without your advice
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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WELCOME! Come well, if your sick you can't come in!
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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My slogan was declined obviously.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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I take that extra step to lose the weight.
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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Im taking that extra step to lose the weight.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Simon. Now go make me a sandwich!
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Your a coconut! Mexican on the outside, white on the inside!
of 65 votes, 2% like it
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Vamos al suapmeet
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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Vamos al WAL-MART!
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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SOY FRIJOLERO!
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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Can you come with me to the restroom?
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Dont get any closer! You'll burst my bubble!
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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