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doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre aka Deirdre (DeDe) is a 21.39 year old girl, has been a member since May 5, 2007, has scored 2549 submissions, giving an average score of 1.45.
  Jun 06 '07 by doctordeirdre        59 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
This one new guy at my job is a 100% fullblown assfuck.
He is the type who loves to start arguments about EVERYTHING. I am really bad about that, because I can argue my face off, but it kills me inside. I hate things that aren't nice.
Today at work was the first time I met him. For some reason he asked it I like the USA. I said that I thought it was pretty messed up. Then he asked what country besides the USA was messed up in my opinion. And I replied that parts of Africa certainly had their problems. Then he asked me if Iliked kids or adults better. I said adults.
Then this huge fucking idiot started saying really loud that I wanted to kill children from Africa. Which is so untrue, and embarassing. And he was serious.
Then he started talking about how I was a moron because I hate wars and because I am a vegetarian & pacifist. And how I was helping make this world an aweful place, because its survival of the fittest, and to him, I'm weak.
I am so easy going. And I rarely get mad at people. But this guy made me:
1. pissed off
2. sad for humanity
3. feeling unhappy about myself
4. uncomfortable in the work place
&
5. absolutly harrassed

And he is higher in the company than I am. So there isn't much I can do. I just want peace in the workplace (and the world :)) Why do people like this even exsist?
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doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 06 '07 at 9:33pm
little bump :)
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jun 06 '07 at 9:35pm
Tell him his breath smellz
doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 06 '07 at 9:36pm
haha
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Jun 06 '07 at 9:36pm
So he is like ANAL RAPE?
hanzabean
hanzabean on Jun 06 '07 at 9:36pm
Yeah, people like that need to be the ones that get to deal with all of the problems.
He sounds pretty retarded; I hate when people take your opinion to the extreme, so you sound like the stupid one, when it is actually them being irrational and stupid.

I guess if there's nothing that you can do, just ignore him in the future, and know that you're not the one being stupid dickface.
icebar
icebar on Jun 06 '07 at 9:36pm
pacifist, it's spelled like that.
what kind of place do you work at? jeeze sounds unpleasant with this guy.
kidaro
kidaro on Jun 06 '07 at 9:38pm
Politely decline to answer his stupid questions in the future, and pee on his chair.
doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 06 '07 at 9:39pm
i bet he loves anal rape. just loves it!
golds gym. its usually a nice place. so i will hate it if this continues.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on Jun 06 '07 at 9:39pm
report him.


or tell me where you live and ill go stab him in the crotch.
doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 06 '07 at 9:39pm
kidaro, that is so amazing. you're dope.
rain_cloud
rain_cloud on Jun 06 '07 at 9:40pm
He's got some major issues. As long as this isn't a personal attack, he'll get poetic justice soon enough. Just keep in mind that for someone his age (I'm assuming he is at least as old as you and that your job isn't some kind of a high school program) to be behaving this way, it is likely that he was harassed in the same manner before.

Anyway, he's the type of guy I would want to see drafted to Iraq so that he can get a grip on reality. He's also got a very narrow and naive view as to what "survival of the fittest" is. Don't worry, just remember: if you let the anger consume you, you're letting him control you. =]
kidaro
kidaro on Jun 06 '07 at 9:41pm
Check for security cameras though. You don't wanna end up on that TV show.
doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 06 '07 at 9:42pm
lol
so i guess i will not let him get to me, decline his questions, pee on his chair, get StopPickingOnMe to knife his crotch, and be on my merry way :)
hanzabean
hanzabean on Jun 06 '07 at 10:01pm
That works!

And if SPOM doesn't live up to it, then you can always get a sort of passive-aggressive pleasure from thinking about it.

[but some people might say that is weird]
Kerrn
Kerrn on Jun 06 '07 at 10:15pm
you shouldnt hate anyone
hate is like murder in your heart
it's not good for the soul

-k.
AsStarsGoOut
AsStarsGoOut on Jun 06 '07 at 10:17pm
what a douche.

there was a girl like that at my work. she got fired thank god.
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Jun 07 '07 at 6:20pm
This man-child is winding you up. He is having fun at your expense. Do you normally answer a string of stupid questions at the snap of someone finger, and worry over the very very stupid follow-up remarks. My advice to you is: think like an adult,act like an adult.talk like an adult.dont allow your self to be talk down to.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jun 07 '07 at 6:24pm
he sounds hilarious - I like him, you should cut him some slack and buy him a 12 oz latte
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jun 07 '07 at 6:26pm
do you always go pantless or only in your product pics?
jmcdonoughii
jmcdonoughii on Jun 07 '07 at 6:28pm
put his car on blocks
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 07 '07 at 6:29pm
isaboa has a good point, if your going pantless to the work place this guy is probably jsut frustrated and doesnt know how to say he'd like to "date" you
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jun 07 '07 at 6:40pm
yeah he sounds intimidated by your progressive piercings, diet and bottomlessness - Maybe you should turn the dial down a little?
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Jun 07 '07 at 6:43pm
Go directly to HR, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars.
Kerrn
Kerrn on Jun 07 '07 at 6:54pm
youre going to catch a cold if you dont put more clothes on young lady.

-k.

ps - cute panties, what does the crotch say?
staffell
staffell on Jun 07 '07 at 6:55pm
yeah, what gives with the lack of trousers?
doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 07 '07 at 9:49pm
haha. i try the shirts on when i get them and generally am hurrying between work and home to take the pics. so it happens. thats a lame explanation but its true. around my house pants arent needed :P

lol, thanks kerrn. the croth says brittish punk, live for ever.
steviec
steviec on Jun 07 '07 at 11:18pm
Well...

Either he's got seriously fucked up emotional issues (in which case he should be pitied/avoided)...

Or...

He's very attracted to you, but is threatened by the fact that you're not a wallflower-doormat and is trying to provoke you to an emotional response in the hope that this will somehow make you want to have sex with him (because this has probably worked for him with other women/men in the past)...

Or, both!

Either way - avoid him like the plague (as if you didn't already know!).

Any updates about this prick? He does sound kind of morbidly fascinating.
jetfart
jetfart on Jun 07 '07 at 11:48pm
i know how you feel...
Jemae
   Jemae on Jun 07 '07 at 11:52pm
I HATE him toooo!!!! :(
jetfart
jetfart on Jun 07 '07 at 11:56pm
try to ignore him, give him the shortest answer for every questions he makes, less contact is better. If that doesn't works, put a poison inside his coffee or maybe power glue on his seat will do.
jetfart
jetfart on Jun 08 '07 at 12:00am
he did this only to you or to everyone?
diligentfaith
diligentfaith on Jun 08 '07 at 12:01am
ROFL
That's hilarious. Sucks for you though.
doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 08 '07 at 12:04am
okay. so today i ignored him and all.
and then he came up to me and got really teary eyed and told me how sorry he was...but he was like...crying.
maybe he is more messed up than i thought....
goldensara
goldensara on Jun 08 '07 at 12:05am
god this sounds like something that would happen to me, and I would probably burst into tears.

I was never taught to be mean to people so I've always had trouble defending myself.

The trick is to not let him get away with it.
Dont act intimidated, you know he's an idiot so dont let him push you around!
Like what others said, I also thinks he feels threatened by you in some way so he wants to put you down. (maybe due to your awesome shirts? :P)
goldensara
goldensara on Jun 08 '07 at 12:05am
whoa...just read that...yeah definatley messed up O.O
steviec
steviec on Jun 08 '07 at 12:29am
Woah, Dr.D! This guy's definitely got a thing for you! Classic, fucked up, attention-seeking behaviour.

One question:
On a scale of 0-10 (10 is high), how attracted to him are you?
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Jun 08 '07 at 2:35am
Doc:-Are you making any of this up, do you eat children?
kiLLyou
kiLLyou on Jun 08 '07 at 2:53am
Nice DHARMA hat!
doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 08 '07 at 7:02am
steviec- he is gross.
Chris Carney- no and yes
kiLLyou on- THANKS! are you huge into lost aswell?

Ady bear
Ady bear on Jun 08 '07 at 7:18am
excuse my language-but he sounds like a right cunt........


.........soundslike one of those people in a workplace who has a bit of power and is totally up his own arse-i don't get how he came to the conclusion that you hate kids in africa...
...if its getting to you have you thought about seeing someone in HR at work-as for a guy to do that and accuse you of saying something when you didn't sounds like harrasement to me-good grounds to watch him get a bollocking......sounds like he needs bringing down to earth a bit.
the stupid FUCKNUT!
LornaGertrude
LornaGertrude on Jun 08 '07 at 7:24am
what the heecck??
Have you complained? That is total, full-blown abuse right there. I personally would have just kicked him and then poked his eye out (the left one) but because of the whole calm pacifist thing (wish i was that good) you should just report him.
LornaGertrude
LornaGertrude on Jun 08 '07 at 7:25am
also....why dont you wear pants?
Chris Carney
Chris Carney on Jun 08 '07 at 7:39am
Do you have a bioscanner bumprint for enhanced security
doctordeirdre
doctordeirdre on Jun 08 '07 at 7:42am
haha
i am reporting him today i think. he is just too weird. to go up and down like that.
LornaGertrude- that was explained!
kissmeimshitfaced
kissmeimshitfaced on Jun 08 '07 at 7:53am
Maybe he's like... bipolar or something, he sounds seriously fucked up..
kiLLyou
kiLLyou on Jun 08 '07 at 12:32pm
Yeah doctordeidre, I am a gigantic LOST fan.

You need to report this guy ASAP
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jun 08 '07 at 12:34pm
You're not even a real doctor are you?
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 08 '07 at 12:42pm
If and when he tries to talk to you, divert the converstaion with this question:

Do you feel any remorse after you've sodomized a goat?

This should give you the freedom to spin any answer he attempts to give.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Jun 08 '07 at 12:48pm
hey pants arent required at my house either

the dude probably loves you and obviously lacks da social skills
steviec
steviec on Jun 09 '07 at 1:54am
Yeah, that's the way us mature guys show that we care!

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