Lochness-a
Lochness-a aka Vanessa is a 17.03 year old girl, has been a member since May 4, 2007, has scored 354 submissions, giving an average score of 3.62.
  Sep 06 '07 by Lochness-a        2 Comments        Watch this
There are days when
The sky is all alone
Massive as the world
But smaller than we know
Then there is the sun
Shining high up in the sky
Saying apocalyptic
Phrases as it fly
High up in the universe
Is where the stars all lie
And soon if not eventually
We will join the smoldered there
Because we are just small creatures
On this organism of life
And the earth is all beneath us
It holds up our terror vehicles
Our mass polluting ways
The hands below our robot waste
The grass that grows our greed
And the roads that pave the way
The bins that crunch our numbers
And with fault we sail away
We sail away on oceans blue
Turned to oil paste
We sail away on turmoil blood
The waves that show our pace
Still the sun keeps on shining
As we throw away its majesty
And the earth
It keeps on breathing
While we sail away with our faults to the sun
While we sail away guilty
Sail away far
Sail away one
  Aug 07 '07 by Lochness-a        6 Comments        Watch this
Redneck Raffle



BillyBob and Bubba bought five raffle tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and
extra thin spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize- a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.

Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob
replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I'm thinking 'bout switching back to
paper."

  Aug 04 '07 by Lochness-a        9 Comments        Watch this

I found this, and i only have one thing to say... the people who took this picture must be really speedy photographers. I am amazed. Really.
  Jun 15 '07 by Lochness-a        5 Comments        Watch this
Find slogans to vote for? i am having some trouble figuring that out. i know that you just click yes or no... but is there like a slogan submissions list that you can look at to vote on... or do you just go to people's pages?
  May 14 '07 by Lochness-a        2 Comments        Watch this
Antelope Always Assassin Abercrombie Arsons


Bears battle broken Barrels Briskly


Cantelope Cannot Count Correct Checks


Dont Dive Directly Downward Durring Daytime Disasters


Ewes Eat Eggplanty Elephant Ears


Friends Find Fancy Fring Forgetful


I have the rest of the alphebet... but im not gonna type it.


Peace _\/










  May 09 '07 by Lochness-a        6 Comments        Watch this
Is that I really love it.

i love slogan submissions.

I love blogs.

I love t-shirts.




  May 04 '07 by Lochness-a        8 Comments        Watch this
Well kiddies, i am new!

YAY! And Thats it for now
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