11 real and 1 fake rose, "I love u till the last one dies&qu
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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60% water 40 % love
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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this way up (upside down arrow)
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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i come with a truck load of love!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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give me your face-mail address and i'll add you in my hot-book
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Charging $1 for every second you look at this
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Jenny Craig says I'm too sexy for dieting.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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indulge now, diet later
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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no, your blueberry does not connect to my 'blackberry'
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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proud latte drinker
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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proud chai drinker
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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proud coffee drinker
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Attitudes are contagious.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Live like you will die tomorrow. Learn like you will live forever
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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relish small pleasures
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If you don't start, It is certain you won't arrive.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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This tee was cool when it was blank
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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my t-shirt can see what you do behind my back
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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my t-shirt can hear what you say behind my back
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Count the sheep...1...zzz.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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i sleep like a baby, shake me hard to wake me up!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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i'm wealthy... inside.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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you see me wearing this tee coz it's my laundry day
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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if you see me wearing this tee, it's coz i'm out of options.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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if you see me wearing this tee,it's coz i don't know what to wear
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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people smoke ciggies coz they can't suck their thumb
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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proud coffee addict
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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no negative feedback please
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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sorry i'm not allowed to talk to strangers
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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you can talk to the hand now
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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does this tshirt makes my butt look big?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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life drawing model
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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will work harder with a pay rise
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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this tee is my chick magnet
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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why do men running around chasing balls and call it sport?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Weekend Forecast:
Mostly Drunk.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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they won't let me clear customs because I'm the bomb!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I have a body of a God. (Buddha)
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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hey...i just work here
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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need an upgrade
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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friday saturday sunday sunday sunday sunday sunday friday
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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food critique at work
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don’t you backstab me behind my front
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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need servicing
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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zing-ing!!!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If you found me broken, please take me to the hospital
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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i purposely wear this tee so you will look my way
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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you're about to enter my personal space
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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* terms and conditions apply
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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does not come with an instruction manual
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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be gentle, i'm a new parent
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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life is like a book, we each go through different chapters
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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100% naturally talented
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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i'm about to throw my toys...tantrum incoming!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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i hide my cool inside this tee
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I won't be out long -- yeah right.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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pigs are friend, not food
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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if practice makes perfect & no one is perfect, why practice?
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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available for party and free booze
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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i could be your potential soulmate
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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it's not the how...
it's not the why...
it's the...what now?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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your vision is perfect, if you're looking this way.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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i'm not a drama queen, im just a spoilt brat
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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look at moi, look at moi, look at moi
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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if people reflects one another, then why do we need a mirror?
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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a cute friend can be an acute enemy.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Don’t kill the dream - execute it!
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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why? - why not.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I’m Still Hot, It Just Comes in Flashes
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Well now that I'm here, what are your 2 other wishes?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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