The Slogan Club Slogan Pimp competition!



We laughed, we cried and we hit the pavement to get those pretty slogans workin!

We faced some backlash, which I thought was funny because my ulterior motive with all this was to promote the idea of promoting each other instead of ourselves to help cut down on things, and it turns out many people took it as adding to the noise. Oh well, I think all in all some good slogans got some attention and we had a good time I hope.

Thank you guys for participating, and if anyone's name was dropped from the comp because they didn't link it here, if you can show me your posts I'll gladly add your score to the board!

The Results!

WINNER rossmat8: 75 WINNER
rbthatcher: 46
jess4002: 32
Krokun: 28
courtneypie: 25
squintygirl: 22
Brentendo: 21
Timscribble: 21
misakaji: 19
bygrinstow: 16
Retroludo: 13
Steelplate: 12
lunchboxbrain: 8
Krimson: 6
colorfool: 1

Ross e-mail me (ominouskevin located at gmail dot com)
so I can get working on your prize!

Things I've learned for the next Pimping Comp

1) Don't schedule a contest I need to judge for the last few weeks I have to prepare for a baby.

2) I think a select few people may be more offended by slogan pimping than actual pimping

3) RBThatcher's post shouldn't count to the score totals

4) Figure out a way to stagger the posts somehow...



The Rules:
Keep your slogan pimp hand strong!
(Thanks to jaywalkergraphics for the logo)

You know that slogan that just isn't getting the attention it deserves? That hidden gold just sitting in someone's slogan chamber? This is the time to tell the world about it!

What is it? Make a pimp blog any time after midnight on February 16th made up of two slogans you want to pimp, one of them must be from an unprinted sloganeer, and the other from anyone. You may also not pimp the same slogan someone else in the competition is pimping (You may call dibs on the slogans of choice right here on this blog any time before February 16th)

The winner is the person who gets the most comments on their pimp blog by the end of March 2nd. Your own comments don't count.

Winner gets the adoration of their fellow sloganeers and I'll also draw a picture of you as a bonus (warning: I'm not the best at drawing girls, so if you are of the female persuasion it may not be very flattering :) )

Call dibs here and then post a link to your pimp blog here after it's created.

The Dibs:

Krokun: 28
RBthatcher's (on back) I am ahead of you in the Human Race.
Simpletinrobot's "Children are the Future (and so are hover cars)"

bygrinstow: 16
BlueLobster's An owl just stole my lollipop
colorfool's I am full of resources. Mainly water.

jess4002: 32
courtneypie's I Can't Foresee The Future, That's What My Magic 8 Ball Is For.
againstbound's Bullets are my kryptonite.

danaych: Blog Not Found
opifan64's "French people give me the crêpes."

rbthatcher: 46
vinnylo's "Will somebody please tag me, I'M FROZEN!"
DaddyDom's "I've noticed that nobody around here likes Hitler"

rossmat8: 75
jaywalkergraphic's supervision slogan
RBthatcher's amnesia slogan

courtneypie: 25
jess4002's If I Had Wings, They Would Be Around Here Somewhere. (on back)
jaywalkergraphics's I have an open door policy. Also, I can't find my stereo.

rhodescholar: Blog Not Found
Ivejustquitsmoking's "Monsters are really nice. Until they get hungry. "

Frickinawesome: Blog Not Found
Larlar's Pain has a very distinct taste. To learn more, eat a bee.
bogcog's veni, vidi, vader - I came, I saw, I am your father

colorfool: 1
canadianbeaver's Trees are shady characters by

misakaji: 19
rhodescholar's "Come see our Band! We can almost play 8 songs in Expert Mode!"
rbthatcher's: "If my Flux Capacitor was working, I wouldn't have gotten a ticket"

jaywalkergraphics: Blog Not Found
Nathan W. Pyle (with the gmail stuff here)'s "When you used the word plethora, it meant a lot to me."
Running with scissors isn't dangerous. Falling down is.

toopersent: Blog Not Found
My career as a Psychic ended due to unforseen circumstances
A good ruler should be firm and fair. Preferably wooden.

lunchboxbrain: 8
If you cant beat 'em, use cheat codes. by toopersent
Don't Worry, I Don't Bite. Unless You're A Sandwich. by davidfromdallas

davidfromdallas" Link Found, Blog Not Found
CP's I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in proper alphabetical order.
FA's I've Just Developed A Theory Which Proves I'm Not A Nerd.

squintygirl: 22
staffell's 10 out of 10 people agree: We all agree.
spacesick2's I took a bite out of crime and kinda wanted seconds.

Timscribble: 21
Jess's Surveys Are Annoying. Do You Agree Or Disagree?
davidfromdallas's I Survived Titanic. All 3 Hours.

Brentendo: 21
Jess' 'My Mission In Life Involves Stunts, Chases And Explosions.'
Krokun's 'I Preferred Science When It Was Magic.'

Retroludo: 13
timscribble's Dictionaries know the meaning of life.

Krimson: 6

Steelplate: 12