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Simpletinrobot
aka Kevin I. is a 24.82 year old boy, has been a member since May 2, 2007, has scored 786 submissions, giving an average score of 3.86.
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Don't keep your head in the clouds, planes live there.
of 46 votes, 41% like it
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Message from the future: They know, get out now.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Will trade shirt for Rocket Boots.
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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If this were a movie, I would be your wise-cracking sidekick.
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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If this were a movie, I would be fighting ninjas right now.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
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This shirt only has sleeves because I lost my scissors.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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If you see a giant rabbit on the horizon, the end is here.
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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Boardgame Logic:Crimescenes are fun,slides are evil,candy is king
of 67 votes, 31% like it
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Werewolves are lunartics
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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Explosions. Kissing. Car Chases.Peril. Villain.Coming this Summer
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Monkeys shouldn't be jumping on a bed in the first place.
of 59 votes, 39% like it
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Run away, I'm it!
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Tiny Tim was faking.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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When I take off this shirt, I become a 40 foot tall gorilla.
of 48 votes, 38% like it
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This shirt is always greener on the other side (Printed on Green)
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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This is my awesome uniform. I wear it when I'm being awesome.
of 58 votes, 41% like it
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An evil wizard cursed me with this shirt.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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This shirt hides a terrible secret.
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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I'm more of a rook in shining armor
of 86 votes, 24% like it
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Turn around, I'm also behind you.
of 85 votes, 34% like it
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Always the Bridesmaid, never a Superhero Billionaire
of 78 votes, 26% like it
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(printed small)Now that you are this close to me,how about a hug?
of 78 votes, 38% like it
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Help! I was turned into this shirt by an evil wizard!
of 77 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt is my punishment for skipping laundry day.
of 75 votes, 35% like it
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Start walking behind me, we can start a parade.
of 86 votes, 53% like it
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Archeologists love their mummies
of 76 votes, 25% like it
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I plan to live forever. So far, so good.
of 76 votes, 34% like it
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Out of my way, I have to save the future.
of 76 votes, 29% like it
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This shirt becomes a kite at a moments notice.
of 76 votes, 28% like it
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YoHoYoHo!A Pirates life isnt practical in todays nautical climate
of 91 votes, 36% like it
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Hit me with a stick, I am full of candy.
of 86 votes, 28% like it
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I would show you my superpowers, but this shirt is my weakness.
of 91 votes, 33% like it
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Follow me, I am going somewhere cool.
of 94 votes, 40% like it
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I'm actually a child standing on another child's shoulders.
of 100 votes, 41% like it
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I have seen the future. I am still awesome.
of 100 votes, 44% like it
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I am a ventriloquist. My shirt is not actually saying this.
of 107 votes, 46% like it
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I'm actually you from the future
of 91 votes, 26% like it
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Please judge me on this shirt alone.
of 91 votes, 29% like it
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My shirt is a mirror. You are a vampire.
of 93 votes, 29% like it
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I ruin group photos
of 99 votes, 47% like it
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Clubs are for cave people
of 91 votes, 37% like it
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This shirt is made from Unstable Molecules
of 87 votes, 29% like it
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The book was better
of 90 votes, 39% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Front) Listen to me! (back) No, Listen to ME!
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Accepting Henchmen Applications
of 72 votes, 29% like it
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Blink twice if you just read this.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
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Cheerleaders: School Spiritual Advisors
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Cloned Dinosaur
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Comic Books have taught me more than School.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Escapee: If found please return to Dr. Zortho’s underground lair
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Help! I'm your friend Bill stuck in this body.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Help! I'm your friend Chris stuck in this body
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Help! This shirt is holding me hostage!
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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I have a flying super motorcycle, it’s just in the shop.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I once had to eat this shirt to survive.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I ruin group pictures
of 77 votes, 31% like it
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I stay until after the credits
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a Werewolf and I vote.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Two-Hundred and Fifteen in a Million
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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If I start to tell that story about the garden gnomes, stop me.
of 82 votes, 24% like it
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If I talk to you, run away.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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If this shirt turns red, run away! (On Red)
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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If this were a movie, we would be riding off into the sunset.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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It's Wednesday, time for comic books
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Life is good (until you lose the spinner)
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Live every week like it is Shark Week.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Monorail Enthusiast.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Motivated by Candy
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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Movies > People
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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My other car is a turkey and swiss
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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My other shirt is a sandwichmobile
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Never trust anyone over 3
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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Please draw on my shirt
of 82 votes, 24% like it
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Pro-Zombie
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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Rental Shirt: If found please return to Threadless
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Save Pinball Machines
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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Save the planet, drive a sandwich
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Shirt 54/365
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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Sown Disow T
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Stand on one leg while you talk to me,I'll give you a high five
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Start singing, I will sing along.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Start singing, I will sing with you.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Talking Animals.Fart Joke.Actors You Recognize.Coming This Summer
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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The End is Deer
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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The Haunted House Market is BOO-ming
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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The Ice Age: The Original Snow Globe
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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The Librarians all know my name
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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Waveyourhands inthe airlike youjust dontcare about concertcliches
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Welcome to the Jungle we've got fauna and rains
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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When they write my biography, it will be a comic book.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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When you drive alone, you drive with Sammiches
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Who? What? When? Where? Why? Werewolf?
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Why are there only two songs about rainbows?
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Wow its Sunny! (in UV ink) Wow its Dark! (in glow)
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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You ruined the high-five.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
A man in the next town over owns a replica of the Batmobile. Sometimes on weekends he'll drive it around dressed like Batman.
I blame this for why as a child I had a problem seperating fantasy from reality.
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Shirts that need to be printed:
    
Shirts I used to want printed, and now I celebrate their printing by wearing them.
Favorite Unprinted Designer:
viralVisual
Favorite Underprinted Designer: adam_antium
Please do everything in your power to get t-shirts made by these two on my body.
Shirts I Own:
Haikus are easy but...
In Case of Zombies
Don't Play With Matches
Everybody Loves a Yeti
The Young Explorers Society
Down with CAPITALISM
Cyclope
The Good Guys Don't Glow At Midnight
Shirts for the Wife:
Grave of the Fireflies
My Favorite Pattern
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