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g3rpander aka Your Uncle Tranny from Brazil is 60.66 years old, has been a member since May 1, 2007, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00.

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Dec 10 '07 by g3rpander

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Thanks Bram!

It was a swell evening, though bit nippy but drinking ~~mulled wine and shit~~ beer under cracking gas heater was nice.

Too bad ~~Amanda~~ Amelie had to come over just this wknd. Oh well, tis better to have had couple beers than none at all as they say.

..and congrats again on the print. Escape money!

Bramish on Dec 10 '07 at 5:50pm

Amelie you fucking idiot!

Just kidding. I know you're foreign and don't understand words too well.

It was good to meet you. Thanks for the dog shit.

Bramish on Dec 10 '07 at 5:56pm

Hey wait! You so photoshopped your face up there! You don't have a beard!

littlem on Dec 10 '07 at 7:15pm

hahaha!

stingerstyler on Dec 11 '07 at 7:10am

You met!

Bramish on Dec 11 '07 at 7:14am

The truth is, just as we old schoolers have been lead to believe all this time, he doesn't actually have a face. And at the end of the night, he turned into a flock of ravens and flew off into the night.

Elbeardo on Dec 11 '07 at 7:16am

it is more convenient than getting a cab

Tonteau on Dec 11 '07 at 7:28am

I'm crediting elbeardo with a 'lol' for that timely quip. It deserves recognition.

So Bram met Gerpander!? Wowzah!

OlliRudi on Dec 11 '07 at 11:44am

i met gerpander once in saigon, but then the bombs got us

phones on Dec 11 '07 at 11:48am

i just hope you attached one of those tracking clips to one of his wings

littlem on Dec 11 '07 at 12:00pm

gerpander is not real!

Steve The Great on Dec 11 '07 at 12:41pm

do or do not. there is no gerpander

g3rpander on Dec 11 '07 at 1:40pm

You Grimsby bastard, it was supposed to be opened at Chrismassy!

wotto on Dec 11 '07 at 1:48pm

ooohhhhh London town how I miss thee.

funkie fresh on Dec 11 '07 at 1:52pm

i didnt know gerp had sloth head in real life

Bramish on Dec 11 '07 at 1:57pm

I couldn't wait until Christmas you crazy Albanian!

Bramish on Dec 11 '07 at 1:58pm

I'd like to be a river.

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

Hay, I am here. You're probably wondering why but yes I am!

I went to Brazil for a sex change operation (for something nicer obviously) but all I got was sex sex sex and no change at all.
So I'm broke and my eyeliner is running, but I won't let the sun go down on me.

"Let's make love and listen to Death From Above"