I know why the caged bird sings.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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My libido has it's own ego.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Decepticons > Autobots
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Autobots > Decepticons
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Optimus Prime is on my friends list.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Chugga chugga....choo-chooo!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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5th generation hand me down.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I am a Virgin. (this is an old shirt)
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Prude.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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OFFSET POLICE.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Shawn slides sideways so smoothly shifting his scarlet S13.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Next time we meet, please bring Oreo's.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Perfectly Disfunctional.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Made in asweatshop.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Up for Adoption.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Pumpkin pie, oh my...
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I'm on the waiting list to go to space.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Forget a ring...she should say "with this turbo, I thee wed.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I believe in the music.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Happy people live longer.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Strip Clubs are more fun on the Holidays.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I.P.ALot
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Too smart to fail, not smart enough to win.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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The paramedics tried to save me.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I'll trade you a blowpop, and a bumper sticker of micheal jordan.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Narcoleptic.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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If I stop breathing, please assist.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a magician, I make green disappear everyday.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Sideways in a duece-40
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I am a Pessimistic Drifter. Negative Camber, Negative Offset..
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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AE86: Real Gangster
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Member of the "I hate corolla's club"
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I built a robot, and he locked me outta my house.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Lost....
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Oysters...the aphrodisiac snack.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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(igotbeatupon) SLAWSON & CRENSHAW!!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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32nd runner up.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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My insides are a bloody mess.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Music Pirate.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Green Bottle Blue
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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I roll down windows when I smell skunk.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I swallow loose change.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Vote 4 BoostedS13
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Party like a Rockstar, Vomit like a Firehose.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Chocolate Milk > White Milk
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Sure Grip Racing: Glue is our Stronghold.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I growl in bed.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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My favorite planet is Uranus. Heranus too...
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Reincarnated King.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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So sideways
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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In Search of The Eternal Buzz.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Yes, I know kung fu.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I drive a hooptie, my bank account is single digits. Wanna shag?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Contrary to popular belief...you CAN live on Ramen Noodles.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Midgets for sale: Half price!
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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C.D.E.D.B.D.T.D's?
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I have cool shirts.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Boost Gets You Laid.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Where did sexy go, that someone has to bring it back?
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Funny Word of the Day: Punani
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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McDonalds is to blame.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Holy crap....I hate you.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Aspiring PornStar.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Hey Britney! No one wants to see that!!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I have a package for you...
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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My aggressive angle has you gruntled.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Keiichi Tsuchiya is my Hero.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I love Kobe Tai.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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I provide porn star clinics.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I love my SR20DET.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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My dori-dori style has you green with envy.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Will drift for tires.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Inbreds stay to the right please.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Voodoo gets me what I want.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Hollywood hates me.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I am a photowhore.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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No fat chicks: Car will scrape.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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In search of a desperate housewife.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Down_shift...faint...clutch kick...countersteer.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Hitting cones gets me points...
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I could drift through the gaps in your teeth.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Only girls who can drive a stick need apply.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Girls with piercings get my blood boiling.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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My turbo spools faster than yours...
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Eat me, beat me, whip me, slap me.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I need a tire sponsor!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Armed with a little pink gun.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Rap hasn't been good for years. Hip-hop holds it down.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Guess what!? I am naked under here.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Ghosts torment me while I sleep.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Excessive Girth.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I enjoy being tattoo'ed.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I'm a fan of bedroom heels.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Adrenaline is Nothing without Fear.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I down_shift.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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My boxers have a menu on them. Feel like lunch?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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A little aggressive, but I rarely bite.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Shama-lama-dingdong
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Drifters Do It Sideways.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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I dream of Togue...
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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My Pimp Hand is Strong
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I go through tires like most people change underwear.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Yeah? So's your FACE!!
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Getting older, but never growing up.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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My inner child is a mean lil bastard.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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This T-shirt got me arrested.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I would love to kick you.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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My thoughts are irrelevant.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Chuck Norris would kick James Bond's Ass.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Karma is the Great Equalizer of Men.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Ninja's Kill Pirates.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I would smack you...but sh*t splatters.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Transformers changed my life...
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Remedial sounds like a profession.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not retarded...just mental.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Touch me there, and lose your deposit.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Purpous Built.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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All the options....GT27, GT30, GT35
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Negative Camber.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Bling is for the insecure.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Shouldn't a muggle be born to mean ugly people?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Real Drifter Inside
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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If you tried to brainstorm, it would only drizzle...
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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When I go drifting, I dont use a controller...
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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<---- Fanboy Drifters Everywhere! ---->
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I passout when I poo...
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I Have Down_Shift Syndrome...
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Aspiring Serial Killer
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I am mankinds last hope. Ooh....ice cream truck!!
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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I Love My S13.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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My car doesn't leak fluid....it SWEATS from the horsepower.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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It's not my tires screeching, that's the pavement screaming.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Drop your top and show me the crops!!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Cant get enough....of that sweet dojah stuff
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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My Tarantula is BIG and HAIRY!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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