Sticks & stones may break my bones but wordplay is better
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I Collect Nicely Sewn Fabric That Covers My Torso.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I still don't believe Miss Mary Mac saw those elephants jump
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I'll Rock, Paper, Scissors you for it
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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Band-Aids: the universal cure for everything
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Proof that my mom does not buy my clothes anymore
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Confusion is (thefusionofwordsnotmakingsensesoitis) confusing
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Music is life accordion to us
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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Archaeologists jam to the music of the TromBONES
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Hardcore musicians swim up the main stream, not go down with it
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Please don't kill me, I'm trying to be immortal
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Bagpipes: the instrument that makes wearing a skirt acceptable
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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Pianos don't discriminate. They have both black and white keys.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Your mouth keeps moving but all I hear is .... well, nothing
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I have superhero powers. And yes, X-ray vision is one of them.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Nonconformists conform together!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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You've heard of your worst nightmare, well I'm your best daydream
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Sometimes I wish my life had a RESET button
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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I don't lift weights, they're heavy
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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putting the hop in the scotch since birth
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Sorry I don't speak Geek
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Many will enter, but few will win
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I sometimes wish my life had an EJECT button
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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WARNING: May Hug At Random
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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WARNING: May Give Random Hugs
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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TA: Threadless Anonymous
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Jack Bauer is my homeboy
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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My DDR skills make your Guitar Hero skills look like nothing
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I think in slow motion but react in high speed
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I wanna be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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The only thing keeping me down is gravity
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Chinese Fire Drill Champion
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I survived a Chinese Fire Drill
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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I rather be a verb because it's what you do
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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A woman's place is in the House, the Senate, and the Oval Office
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Heads down, thumbs up, let's play 7 up!
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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