I do have an imagination but it fails me.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Conserve Air. Stop Breathing.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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My hands are in my pocket and my head is in the clouds.
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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Hey. Chew your Food. You is gonna choke.
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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Oh, Hi. I'm from the Internet.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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You are now blinking manually.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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I have NO artistic talent, even my stick figures cringe.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I heard the word awesome and just assumed it was about me.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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If lost, drop me in any mailbox.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I speak every language except English.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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All things in life are mortal, except my trash.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I r fabled?
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Happy Meals cry in shame when I come around.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I was just another promise that you couldn't keep.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I swear to you, this means war.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Alphabet blocks are very informative.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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This is the body I one day want to be in.
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Who knew self-love could be so forbidden.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Rusts in your mouth, Not in your hands.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'm with Tech Support.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I need more affection than you know.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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All of my friends are Nobodies.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Member of CODE ADAM.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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The moment we are infected, the chaos begins.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Empowerment =/= +5 STR.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Transcending time, changing form, that is my career.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I'm sure on that day, we felt the touch of love.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Dance, while the record spins.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Water go down the hole.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Not violating the restraining order.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Stop being so Teknopathetic.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Figment of your Imagination.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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What happens inside this shirt, stays inside this shirt.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I seriously just saw that cow jump over the moon.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Nobody ever pays me a penny for my thoughts.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I can break out in song and dance anytime.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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The camera takes off 50 pounds.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I'm infected, now let the chaos begin.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt could of been a brand name, but look at it now.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I swear I am up to no good.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Caution: Some of my thoughts accidently leak onto shirts.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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If you can read this you really need to know about personal space
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I can't help but to feel nude.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I bought this over the Internet.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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A Happy Ending is still an Ending.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Happy Endings are still just Endings.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Where is my apple juice?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Not available in Stores.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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You have a question right? Well, I don't have the answer.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I crack concrete falling for you.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I bet you a quarter your insides taste like candy.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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If you can read this: Please hang up and dial again.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Your currently under my Mind Control.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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No Premium User, Please enter (beep).
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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For more information. Please press #.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I have to be different.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt pales in comparison to my skin.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Believe in yourself or you may just disappear.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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That song was right when it said, "Sugar, Your Going Down.&q
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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I'm empty without you.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Equiping shirt for a +10 against Rocks.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt gives me magical powers.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I'm choosing not to defy gravity today.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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As we awaken from this dream, We all must keep running.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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If I held your hand a little more, would you smile for me??
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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One of us is going to die young.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Protection from your eyes
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Look! I'm full of myself!
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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No, I don't wanna "share."
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I wanna be an android in the future.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Anti-Pervert Force Field
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Imagination is getting hard to fake.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Admiral, there be whales here!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Bananananana... I never know where to stop.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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