history is the study of dead people
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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human shields: they really work!!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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im a poster child for safe sex.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Religion needs a new PR agent.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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without me it would be aweso.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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putting the mmm in communism
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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food and drink prohibited; dieting.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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plastic bags: built to last.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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knight of the wine bottle
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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buy stock in awesomeness.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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im almost vegetarian. i only eat animals that are delicious.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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videogames are an alternate view on life.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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chess has no realistic gore.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Buy stock in awesome, it never loses its value.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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made in awesome.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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blame everything on communism and religion.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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im against the war on pleasurism
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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i prefer to listen to my ipod than mankind.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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mother nature; the ultimate exhibitionist.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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i test peoples durability.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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If i was the son of God, I would gamble a hell of a lot more
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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im the coolest branch of my family tree
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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my faith commands me to have sex, play games and eat pork.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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carousels help the world go round
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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We want trees, not factories
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Blame everything on global warming and communism
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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im a kleptomaniac. In fact this isnt even my shirt.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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lets celebrate not celebate!
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Who's Your Baghdaddy?
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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dont be sexist, the hoes hate that.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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reality tv has killed actors.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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i went to israel and all i got was a dead Palestinian
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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i went to a 3rd world country and all i got was this lousy std
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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i went to a 3rd world country and all i got was a lousy slave
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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im a musician. now can i take your order?
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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im ampidextrous. that means i can grope with both hands.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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UFO's; how else do u think we get cooking untensils?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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im putting the eww in news
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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my heart is a swinger
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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i came. i saw. i ripped the poor peasant limb from limb
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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you say we agree to disagree, i say youre WRONG WRONG WRONG
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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divided we stand, together we fall
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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There's no I in threesome.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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makings of a god-like figure here
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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i am a pure element
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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im a positive person. i like to think d cups are half full
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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You're all just a figment of my imagination.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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The world is an ovary. and i am the sperm.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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my beard will set fire to your receipts for the financial year
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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iraq war: almost as good idea as new coke.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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looks like i picked the wrong week to quit using amphetamines
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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World Peace. Have You Had Your Share?
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Coca Cola - Preferred by infidels the world over
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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i erotically dream of genie
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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wine; like looking into the beady eye of a duck
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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miss universe contestant
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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only chaps use chap sticks
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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holland: worse than hell itself
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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ballerina by day, batman by night
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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if you can see this it means im astral projecting
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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my mexican fighting fish is a pacifist
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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i go fishing with grenades
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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