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  May 11 '07 by lauraaaaaa        208 Comments        Watch this
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igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:03pm
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:08pm
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:09pm
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:09pm
A torakamikaze can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a torakamikaze throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the torakamikaze uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:10pm
I thought that said 'ball-point penis'.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:10pm
tora you sound like a frog
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:10pm
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:10pm
that would probably make people choke too
whoohooangela
whoohooangela on May 11 '07 at 3:11pm
After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:11pm
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:11pm
Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:11pm
It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:12pm
You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making uglyfaces at dogs in Oklahoma.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:12pm
In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:12pm
it is illeagal for unwed women in florida to sky dive in jeans on sunday
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:13pm
6% of men propose over the telephone!
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:13pm
in florida you also cannot park your elephant at a parking meter
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:13pm
There are 158 verses in the Greek National Anthem.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:13pm
On Sunday, it is illegal to sell cornflakes in Columbus, Ohio.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:14pm
Starfish have no brains
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:14pm
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:14pm
Unless you have a doctor's note, its illegal to buy ice cream after 6 p.m. in Newark, New Jersey.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm
Rats can tell the difference between two human languages.
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm
The Mount Horeb Mustard Museum which is located in Wisconsin has the biggest collection of prepared mustards. They have approximately 4,000 different jars and tubes from all over the world.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm
A penny costs more then 2 cents to make but is only worth 1 cent.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm
In America in 1977, the punishment for smuggling marijiuana was 15 years less than the punishment for smuggling coffee
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:16pm
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:16pm
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.


weird... i use it every day
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:16pm
The world's only museum of Phallology is in Reykjavik, Iceland. Phallology is the the science of the penis.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:17pm
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.

just incase you do that sort of thing...
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:17pm
Nicole Kidman has a morbid fear of butterflies.
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:18pm
Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:18pm
Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:19pm
In Idaho, it is illegal to give someone a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:19pm
The average woman uses up approximately her height in lipstick every five years
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:19pm
Until 1834, it was illegal for any soldier of the U.S. Army to carry the American flag into battle.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:20pm
When gentlemen in medieval Japan wished to seal an agreement, they urinated together, crisscrossing their streams of urine.
squintygirl
squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:20pm
It would take twenty new mid-size cars to generate the same amount of pollution that a mid-size 1960's car did.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:21pm
You can't create a folder called 'con' in Microsoft Windows
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:21pm
weird... you cant
jackanapes
jackanapes on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm
The platypus is the only non reptilian vertibrate animal that possesses venom.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm
Before 1941, fingerprints were not accepted as evidence in court.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm
203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm
The first patented condom was meant to be reused
jackanapes
jackanapes on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm
A tiger's skin is also striped.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:23pm
Fortune cookies were invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:23pm
Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
igotadonothindegree
igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:23pm
What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:23pm
The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long

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