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lauraaaaaa aka Laura is a 15.46 year old girl, has been a member since April 16, 2007, has scored 7338 submissions, giving an average score of 2.01.

May 11 '07 by lauraaaaaa

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igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:03pm

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:08pm

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:09pm

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:09pm

A torakamikaze can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a torakamikaze throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the torakamikaze uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:10pm

I thought that said 'ball-point penis'.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:10pm

tora you sound like a frog

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:10pm

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:10pm

that would probably make people choke too

whoohooangela on May 11 '07 at 3:11pm

After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:11pm

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:11pm

Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:11pm

It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:12pm

You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making uglyfaces at dogs in Oklahoma.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:12pm

In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:12pm

it is illeagal for unwed women in florida to sky dive in jeans on sunday

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:13pm

6% of men propose over the telephone!

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:13pm

in florida you also cannot park your elephant at a parking meter

squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:13pm

There are 158 verses in the Greek National Anthem.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:13pm

On Sunday, it is illegal to sell cornflakes in Columbus, Ohio.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:14pm

Starfish have no brains

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:14pm

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:14pm

Unless you have a doctor's note, its illegal to buy ice cream after 6 p.m. in Newark, New Jersey.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm

Rats can tell the difference between two human languages.

squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm

The Mount Horeb Mustard Museum which is located in Wisconsin has the biggest collection of prepared mustards. They have approximately 4,000 different jars and tubes from all over the world.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm

A penny costs more then 2 cents to make but is only worth 1 cent.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:15pm

In America in 1977, the punishment for smuggling marijiuana was 15 years less than the punishment for smuggling coffee

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:16pm

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:16pm

85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

weird... i use it every day

squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:16pm

The world's only museum of Phallology is in Reykjavik, Iceland. Phallology is the the science of the penis.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:17pm

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.

just incase you do that sort of thing...

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:17pm

Nicole Kidman has a morbid fear of butterflies.

squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:18pm

Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:18pm

Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:19pm

In Idaho, it is illegal to give someone a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:19pm

The average woman uses up approximately her height in lipstick every five years

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:19pm

Until 1834, it was illegal for any soldier of the U.S. Army to carry the American flag into battle.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:20pm

When gentlemen in medieval Japan wished to seal an agreement, they urinated together, crisscrossing their streams of urine.

squintygirl on May 11 '07 at 3:20pm

It would take twenty new mid-size cars to generate the same amount of pollution that a mid-size 1960's car did.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:21pm

You can't create a folder called 'con' in Microsoft Windows

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:21pm

weird... you cant

jackanapes on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm

The platypus is the only non reptilian vertibrate animal that possesses venom.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm

Before 1941, fingerprints were not accepted as evidence in court.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm

203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm

The first patented condom was meant to be reused

jackanapes on May 11 '07 at 3:22pm

A tiger's skin is also striped.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:23pm

Fortune cookies were invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:23pm

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

igotadonothindegree on May 11 '07 at 3:23pm

What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.

Torakamikaze on May 11 '07 at 3:23pm

The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long

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