when wrapping up a corded device, always wrap from the device not the plug - doing so will spin out any twists in the line and provide for a long cord life

That's what I'm talkin 'bout!^^

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Tasty and it works!

noone uses eraseable pens anymore, and for good reason

I like very hoppy beers

squinty, you are a fracking genius

i'm going to go get a hot dog to help hot dogs be not so hot anymore and put them in my belly wouldn't punctuation be nice

oh man i want a hot dog to help hot dogs be not so hot anymore so that my dog can get hot from the former hotness of the dogs since the dogs hotness will tranfer to my dog thus making my dog a hot dog

The territory of Peru covers 1,285,220 km² (496,193 mi²), which makes it 20th-largest country in the world, comparable to Chad and double the size of the state of Texas. It neighbors Ecuador and Colombia to the north, Brazil to the east, Bolivia to the southeast, Chile to the south, and the Pacific Ocean to the west.

happy helpy hot dogs do make dogs hot once consumed in ones not so hot hot dog home that is one belly but alas hotness is not derived from the consumption hot hot dogs but rather the overall heated action of eating said tasty hot dogs

sanguine means both bloody, red, violent and optimistic, hopeful

contrary to popular belief, the Bacon Brothers do exist

You cannot spell hate without ATE

Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water.

In China, September 20 is "Love Your Teeth Day."

ahaha
thank you everyone for your entertaining comments.

you're all quick commenters
i only posted this a couple of hours ago!

we are all gods

I just cracked my knuckles.

i just strummed a fiddle

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

I also strummed tora's fiddle (in a non sexual way)

why would u ban donald duck?

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

Mr. T stopped wearing all of his jewelry because he visited the Katrina victims and believed it was rude of him to show it all off after seeing all of the need there.

He also refrained from pitying them.

AHAHA!

hahahahahahaha

Coke can also be used to relieve the sting from Jelly Fish. All you have to do is pour the Coke over the sting.

Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" was written about Vince Neil of Motley Crue.

Here are a few tips to soften cabbage leaves for making cabbage rolls. Put the head of cabbage in the freezer any where from one hour to two days then defrost. Cut out the core and rinse. The leaves will be soft enough to remove, fill and roll. The "old fashion method works great also. Just cut out the core and place the cabbage in a large pot of boiling water. Then with a long fork, turn the cabbage and remove the leaves. Rinse, fill and roll!

Cats naturally have a chemical very similar to LSD flowing through their brains.

Pasta was invented by the chinese

Guinea pigs cannot vomit.

San miguel is a filipino beer.

My farts are making me gag.

Giraffes have two hearts.

Jackanapes is a ginger adonis.

Lorne Green had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while host of Lorne Green's Wild Kingdom.

The Canonet G-III QL17 is a coupled-rangefinder, leaf-shuttered, fixed focal length 35mm camera first manufactured by Canon in 1972. It features fully shutter-priority automatic exposure and fully manual shooting modes.
The Canonet G-III is the third generation of Canonet, following the original Canonet and the New Canonet.
The G-III features a 40mm f/ 1.7 with 6 elements in 4 groups. The integrated lightmeter provides shutter priority and manual modes. The sensor is located on the forward part of the lense, which allows use of filters without manual compensation of exposure. The Canonet can use standard flashes, or the Canonlite D which was custom-designed for the Canonet.
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The lightmeter uses a PX625 mercury battery, which is now discontibued. The alcaline version can be used, but the different electric tension, different discharge curve, and absence of electronic compensation circuit, induce a deffective exposure metering, between a 1.5-f-stop at the beginning of the life of the alcaline battery, and a 1.5-f-stop underexposure and the end.
Furthermore, the mercury battery has a lifespan of several years, compared to a few months for the alcaline battery. These deffective measures are tolerable with negative colour or black-and-white films, but are catastrophic with diapositive colour films. Adaptators featuring Schotsky diodes allow use of SR-44 battery with better results.

whaling is strictly prohibited in nebraska

Cup cake recipe 4,4,4,2 (oz of Sugar, butter, flour and no of eggs)

Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.

Ralph Lauren's real name is Ralph Lifshitz

erbert L. Ley Jr., M.D. (September 7, 1923—July 22, 2001) was an American physician and government official.
He attended Harvard College from 1941-1943, and returned there after World War II, where he received his M.D. degree, cum laude, in 1946. In 1951, he earned an Master of Public Health degree from the Harvard School of Public Health. From 1951 until 1958, he worked with the Army Medical Service Graduate School in rickettsial disease research, the Office of the Surgeon General, and as an epidemiologist in Korea and Vietnam.
In 1958, he accepted a position as Professor of Bacteriology and Chairman of the Department of Bacteriology, Hygiene, and Preventive Medicine at George Washington University. In 1963, he was appointed Associate Professor of Epidemiology and Microbiology at the Harvard School of Public Health, and became chairman of the Department in 1964. In September 1966, Ley took a leave of absence from his position to become Medical Director at the Food and Drug Administration
On October 21, 1969, Abbott Laboratories reported that the artificial sweetener cyclamate (in a saccharin-cyclamate mixture) had caused liver tumors in rats. Cyclamates were removed from the list of Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) ingredients at Dr. Ley's direction on October 30, 1969.
Frustrated with the red tape, Ley resigned his position at FDA on December 11, 1969.
His activism earned him a spot on the master list of Nixon political opponents.

He was a vegitarian and an artist.

*hitler

Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement for apple sauce. Ironically his name means "apple sauce" in Japanese.

The hippo can reach a maximum landspeed of around 20 mph.

The impeller drive is a fictional technological device in the Honorverse. The main sublight propulsion system of starships, it is based on manipulation of gravity. It appears to be a form of reactionless propulsion limited to sublight speed (like a "slow" warp drive). The actual mechanics have been compared to a surfer riding a wave.
When a ship activates its impellers, two bands of focused gravitons appear, one above the ship and one below. The bands are very thin top-to-bottom, but their width and length are many times that of the ship. They are sloped such that they are much closer together at the back than the front; hence, they are often collectively referred to as "the wedge". The gravitational distortion the bands create is so strong that no known force, not even light, can pass through them. Thus, ships are immune to attack from above or below.
As the wedge's stress bands block light and most sensors, this can be used to advantage. Eventually, when it became apparent that a sensor capable of penetrating a wedge might become available, a wedge design with double-layered stress bands was developed. All military vessels use this technology in the time of the series.
Theoretically, an impeller-drive ship could accelerate instantly to the speed of light. In practice, acceleration is limited by several factors, including the strength of shielding used in deflecting space-borne dust particles and micrometeroids, and the amount of inertial force on a ship's crew negated by its inertial compensators. A Light Attack Craft equipped with the latest in military-grade impellers and inertial compensators can achieve an acceleration of approximately 600g (5.88 km/s2). Larger military vessels have corresponding drops in acceleration relative to their mass; the largest military vessels have a maximum acceleration of approximately 500g. Civilian vessels, usually built with a focus on cost instead of performance, tend to have less powerful impellers and inertial compensators, which limit their maximum acceleration from anywhere from 150-250g.
To reduce wear on the drive systems -- as well as provide a safety margin in case of inertial compensator failure -- most ships will not use more than 80% acceleration except in battles or emergencies. The physics of the compensator produce the interesting side effect that adding mass to a ship will not slow it down, unless the mass is being towed (by tractor beams) beyond the aft limit of the wedge.
Any object colliding with an impeller band is destroyed by gravitational shearing, almost as if it had collided with a black hole. If two vessels' wedges ever overlap, both vessels are destroyed. Warships in formation must stay far apart for safety.
The wedge is projected by nodes arranged in two rings around the ship: one near the bow and the other near the stern. On most warships, each ring contains eight alpha nodes and sixteen beta nodes. Larger ships have larger nodes, not more of them. Both types of node provide power to the wedge; the larger but less efficient alphas (three times the size, six times the power consumption, twice the thrust) are needed because only they can project Warshawski sails.
Freighters often have only alpha nodes, as they do not need high sublight performance. Sublight vessels have only beta nodes. The latest generation of Manticoran light attack craft use "beta-squared" technology, and have only eight large beta nodes in each ring. The "beta-squared" impeller nodes are beginning to see service in the Manticoran Medusa-II class of SD(P)s and in the Grayson Harrington-II class of SD(P)s.
On civilian ships, each ring is operated and maintained from one engine room. To contain damage, military vessels divide each engine room into four or eight sections.
Loss of nodes to battle damage appears to affect a ship's acceleration capability more severely if all destroyed nodes are in the same ring. For example, losing twelve nodes from the forward ring is worse than losing six from each. For civilian ships, loss of one entire ring will prevent the operation of the other. This is a side effect of their single-layered stress bands. It can be assumed from this that, on warships, each ring projects one layer of each half of the wedge.
Anti-ship missiles also use impellers; nothing else is fast enough. Missiles are built to handle huge acceleration and their drives are powered to suicidal levels, with capital ship missiles capable of accelerations of upwards of 95,000 gravities. This is what causes missiles to have a powered-flight endurance of about three minutes. Point-defense missiles have no warheads, relying instead on overlapping their wedges with those of the incoming missiles.