Sun is shinin' in the sky,
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin'
Everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day. Hey hey hey!

Runnin' down the avenue, (Pant, Pant, Pant)
See how the sun shines brightly
In the city on the streets
Where once was pity,
Mr. Blue Sky is living here today. hey hey hey!

Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why,
You had to hide away
For so long (so long) where did we go wrong.

Hey you with the pretty face,
Welcome to the human race
A celebration Mr. Blue Sky's
Up there waitin' and today
Is the day we've waited for

Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why,
You had to hide away
For so long where did we go wrong.

Hey there Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do,
Everybody SMILES AT YOU.

MR BLUE SKY,
MR BLUE SKY,
MR BLUE SKY, FLY

Mr. Blue you did it right,
But soon comes Mr. Night,
Creepin' over, now his
Hand is on your shoulder,
Never mind I'll remember you this way.

Hey there Mr. Blue (sky)
We're so pleased to be with you (sky)
Look around see what you do (blue)
Everybody SMILES AT YOU.

Olly: Hi uh as you know uh, we like to do a lot of charity work and so today we got uh, a special guest coming in. They're going to send somebody down from uh the City Zoo as part of the uh, Animal Awareness Week so uh...

Sifl: Someone we're just really proud of doing and we uh, try to do it at least once a year.

Sifl: No WAY, buddy, you're outta here! this is a...no no no no

Panda Dude: I have to sing my tale to the panda!

Sifl: You can't sing... you're not a musician...don't let him do this!

Panda Dude: This next song is the new first song on our new album.

Olly: WHAT?!

Panda Dude: This is not a rebel song... This is.. the PANDA!

After dark, the pandas stalk,
Nightmare creatures, with black hearts.
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark,
Feasting on bums that sleep in the park!

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your beds!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!

(Sifl: Get out of the studio
Olly: Yeah, get out of here, dude
Sifl: Hey, Pandaboy
Panda Dude: I SHAN'T!)

The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures
(can somebody have him shaved)
Shrouded in the enigma of his black and white coat
What kind of camouflage is this, black and white?
Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be!
That's just another chapter in the ominous saga of the panda!

(Nooo!)

The pandas are coming
To rip off your head!
The pandas are coming
On a rampage of the dead!

(What the hell?)

Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth-

(Okay cut off the oxygen in the other room)

-Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences

(That's a lie)

-The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth
You have the power to summon Godzilla

(Wow!)

I'm drunk on panda mystery!!

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your bed!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!

This has been chapter 1 in my ongoing songs about the panda,
which shall cease at number 820.
You will see me again, Mr. Sifl!

Sifl: Just get a clue.

Panda Dude: Get a PANDA!

What do I, what do I, what do I need
To do to see myself in a better mood
What do you, what do you, what do you need
To do to get yourself in a better mood

Well there's not a lot for you to give if you're giving in
And there's not a lot for you to feel if you're not feeling it
You bring it up
and bring it in
and we'll get you fixed up in no time

What I wanted most, what I wanted most, what I wanted most
Was to get myself all figured out
And what I figured out, what I figured out, what I figured out
Was that I needed more time to figure you out

There's not a lot for you to give if you're giving in
And there's not a lot for you to feel if you're not feeling it
You bring it up
and bring it in
and we'll get you fixed up in no time

Cause this love is all I have to give
This love is all I have to give

This love is all I have to give