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Bowtie
Bowtie aka Be has been a member since April 12, 2007, has scored 8552 submissions, giving an average score of 2.66.
Pedro doesn't have the experience to be President.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
Machiavelli was an amateur.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
Enjoy Revenge Responsibly.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
Guide Dogs for the Drunk: When you're legless they still have 4.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
Do me a favour, don't talk to me about anything you can't spell.
of 58 votes, 31% like it
Dead Parrot Society
of 57 votes, 11% like it
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!!?
of 56 votes, 13% like it
I'm a lumberjack!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
If you drink and drive .... use the cup holder.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Suicide: hang with the "in" crowd.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
This shirt is easily removed.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
This shirt is all that stands between you and happiness.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
Star Trek XXI: The search for Kirk's Toupee
of 55 votes, 9% like it
Picard Vs Kirk: Ultimate Showdown
of 59 votes, 14% like it
BURPLE: the colour of burps.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
If you think my shirt's interesting, you should see my underwear!
of 59 votes, 27% like it
Je ne regrette rien.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
Quantum mechanics: People who repair quantums.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
The question seldom addressed is *where* Medusa had snakes.
of 60 votes, 3% like it
I have the body of a twenty year old, I keep it in the basement.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
Luck is my middle name, unfortunately, my first name is Bad.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
This isnt life in the fast lane, its life in the oncoming traffic
of 61 votes, 15% like it
Cats were once worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
War doesn't determine who is Right, Only who is Left.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
Want to see my stamp collection?
of 62 votes, 10% like it
I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
of 61 votes, 20% like it
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
of 61 votes, 8% like it
Seize the day/throat/vodka, as necessary.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
War is Hell.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
...and now for something completely different...
of 64 votes, 20% like it
The Truth Shall Set You Free.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
Voodoo's a great religion for the whole family even the dead ones
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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of 64 votes, 16% like it
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
of 65 votes, 17% like it
The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
Glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
Same T-shirt, different day.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
Hello. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
of 66 votes, 35% like it
These are boobs, NOT radio dials. Treat them accordingly.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
Mr Squiggle could always see the big picture.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
Bush is misunderestimated.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
Penguins are the new black.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
Tofu: it sounds more fun than it is.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
Disgruntled is a weird word: has anyone ever been gruntled?
of 60 votes, 27% like it
Lassie: The 1st TV Drag Queen
of 58 votes, 12% like it
Circular logic will only make you dizzy.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
"Eureka" is Greek for "this bath is too hot."
of 48 votes, 13% like it
Just once I'd like an alien menace that isn't immune to bullets.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
I had a great struggle with my conscience. Fortunately, I won.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
the human brain can be quite effective when used properly
of 58 votes, 19% like it
Rocket fire at long range? Somehow it lacks that personal touch
of 58 votes, 19% like it
I owe my parents everything. If it wasn't for them, I'd be normal
of 58 votes, 14% like it
first against the wall when the revolution comes
of 58 votes, 14% like it
On Front: Marco. On Back: Polo.
of 69 votes, 25% like it
Captain Tight Pants
of 3 votes, 33% like it
How much wood coulda woodchuk chuk if a woodchuk was Chuck Noris?
of 67 votes, 28% like it
I am not Sparticus. He is ->
of 52 votes, 12% like it
Jesus Loves You. He Just Hates What You Are Doing.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(in small type) If you can read this you are standing too close.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
(in small type) If you can read this you are too close.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Bush '08: The End of an Error
of 39 votes, 15% like it
Bush '08: The End of an Error.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Bush 2008: The End of an Error
of 39 votes, 21% like it
Bush 2008: The End of an Error.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Enjoy Revenge Responsibly
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I drink; therefore I am.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
It is better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
Machiavelli was an amateur
of 1 votes, 0% like it
mooi
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Mr Squiggle could always see the big picture
of 54 votes, 9% like it
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
No more rhymes now, I mean it. Anybody want a peanut?
of 39 votes, 8% like it
One shall stand, one shall fall.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
One shall stand. One shall fall.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
Pedro doesn't have the experience to be President
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Pedro doesn't have the experience to be President!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Rêves de Chocolat
of 51 votes, 8% like it
Rêves de Chocolat (French for Chocolate Dreams)
of 56 votes, 13% like it
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
spider-pig
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Suicide: hang with the in crowd.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Taxation is a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
The platypus is the new penguin.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
The world is my country; to do good is my religion.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
This Parrot Is DEAD!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
Tofu: it sounds like more fun than it is.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
Want a Jelly Baby?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
What am I? Fly-paper for freaks?!!?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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