Born in the summer of 1969, Greta Mae Mildred Barnard grew up in the small town of Old Glory, Oklahoma. She left home at the age of 15 to join the circus as a fire eater and acrobat until a tragic accident left her without eyebrows. But tragedy turned to opportunity as Ms. Barnard left Mizlowski's Circus, traveled to Canada and became the country's best known coloratura soprano. She toured the world as an opera star before scandal forced her to leave the stage in 1990. She then attended the Culinary Institute of America and Western Tennessee's School of Bartending Arts, and she soon rose to fame again as personal chef to such greats as David Bowie and Oprah Winfrey. In recent years Ms Barnard shifted gears once again and was on her way to becoming a world renowned harmonium player. Unfortunately, a misunderstanding with police in Nashville, TN has forced her into hiding. If you know of Ms Barnard's whereabouts, please contact police immediately. She is not considered a danger to herself or others. Last seen: December 12, 2005 in a waffle house outside of Swannanoa, NC. She ordered a double order of hashbrowns (covered) and raisin toast. She drinks her coffee black. She's a good tipper.