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  Oct 29 '09 by xnarx        58 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
What are you favorite Euphemisms?

P.S. A euphemism often hides a more direct or even blunt term.

Hankie Pankie is one of mine.
Or perhaps the the mattress tango for sex.
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jet approves
jet approves on Oct 29 '09 at 11:11pm
i want "slip 'n slide" to become a widely used euphemism.
iPear
iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:16pm
Dick Horse.

it's a term I use to describe Dickhorses.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:16pm
then I gave 'er the old "slip n slide", if you know what I mean
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:19pm
slip n slide sounds potentially painful and dangerous
outline
outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:20pm
christ omair, what is it with you and horse dicks tonight?
jet approves
jet approves on Oct 29 '09 at 11:21pm
that's why you're supposed to get it wet first, brian.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 29 '09 at 11:23pm
The ole sprinkles and cheese.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:24pm
then I bent her over the desk and gave 'er the ol' "cock in the ass", if you know what I mean
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:24pm
jeanette sounds dirty
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Oct 29 '09 at 11:25pm
what do you? huh?
iPear
iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:25pm
something about the long furry shaft of an equine-esque creature makes me wonder why I can't just settle down with a nice suburban girl.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 29 '09 at 11:25pm
Eggplant salad.
outline
outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:26pm
i'm not sure whether to laugh or call the police
iPear
iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:26pm
the ol' Edward Townsend
iPear
iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:26pm
the ol' colgate total: max fresh
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 29 '09 at 11:27pm
The ol' House M.D.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:28pm
then I babysat her kids for the night because she couldn't find a sitter while the guy in the apartment down the hall gave 'er the ol' "slip n slide", if you know what I mean
iPear
iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:28pm
the ol' bag of severed heads
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 29 '09 at 11:29pm
The ol' Lunchables Pizza
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:31pm
she asked me to give 'er the ol' dusty trail, but I had just taken a shower
iPear
iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:31pm
The ol' dizzy spells, dry mouth, and irritable bowels may occur, this medication is not for women who are nursing or pregnant, if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours please see your physician.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 29 '09 at 11:32pm
The ol' "oops, I spilled some orange juice on the floor and you just stepped in it with socks on"
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:33pm
the ol' mickey rooney
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:34pm
we'd only been going out for a few weeks, but for some reason I felt comfortable asking her for the "ol' yeller"
outline
outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:35pm
the ol' sorry i have herpes, you might want to get yourself tested
iPear
iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:37pm
the ol' taking your aunt out for ice cream and then watching her kids while she goes tot he laundromat
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:38pm
I ended up not asking her out, because my friend told me his cousin used to give her the ol' "Law & Order: SVU" back in college
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:38pm
when she looked into my eyes, i knew right then that i wanted to give her the ol' magna carta.
outline
outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:38pm
the ol' we gotta stay quiet, if we wake up grandpa he will start shooting and think he is back in 'nam
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:39pm
the ol' "prolapsed rectum"
outline
outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:40pm
the original Spacesick
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:40pm
the ol' "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew"
iPear
iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:41pm
The ol' you were speaking in tongues last night, and you tried to sacrifice our cat, I think we should start seeing other people
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Oct 29 '09 at 11:41pm
i'm not following you.

any of you.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:41pm
i begged her to give me the ol' rambo: first blood, but she was only willing to give me the ol' homeward bound: the incredible journey.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:44pm
I have decided that every square on the monopoly board would make a good euphemism

the ol' "short line railroad"

the ol' "marvin gardens"

the ol' "free parking"

spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:44pm
wait I think I did "free parking" once
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:50pm
i hate when she gives me the ol' income tax
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:51pm
she had planned an entire romantic night for us around the ol' "mouse trap", but I just wanted to set it off right away
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Oct 29 '09 at 11:55pm
Well, us females do have stuff 'just visiting' so I can see the monopoly thing working.

Who wants to do some kentucky Avenue?
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:59pm
inappropriate, V1ctorya
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on Oct 30 '09 at 12:01am
It would probably be wrong of me to suggest you jesus' beard yourself too, ha?

Gotta love euphies.
9 days later
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Nov 08 '09 at 3:44pm
I used "I gave her the ol' Men's Warehouse" in conversation today and I made myself laugh so hard

it was the coolest

pretty much
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 08 '09 at 3:46pm
you're gonna like the way you look.

i guarantee it.

spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Nov 08 '09 at 3:53pm
damn skippy!
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Nov 08 '09 at 3:58pm
Then me and her went back to my place and did the ol "Field Guide to Birds of North America" til we could tell our curlews from our whimbrels.
outline
outline on Nov 08 '09 at 3:59pm
you guys, some weirdo used the ol' mens warehouse line on me today. it was so uncool.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Nov 08 '09 at 4:11pm
it was a real life conversation the joke sounds better when I say it aloud
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Nov 08 '09 at 4:13pm
I drove home at lunch to see my wife and get a little "business casual" before heading back to the office
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 08 '09 at 4:26pm
I trimmed the hedges while my wife mowed the lawn. Then I planted some seeds in the garden.

Later we had sex.

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