I used to take Russian class. I can still kinda read the cyrillic alphabet and remember a few words, but that's not the point.

Russian class was the easiest class and by far, the most fun class that I ever had. We would joke and play and the teacher, Mrs Larissa Vaprovaskya, never seemed to mind much and she had fun to.

The following is a list of things that we quoted eachother on from time to time. Something you might not understand...others, I can hardly remember, but it always makes me smile, so maybe I can pass off a few of those smiles.

I am peng, its short for penguin, cause I am mulatto. Sarah is Capa cause that's how you spell "sarah" in their alphabet. John is Bilka. Bilka is Russian for squirrel. he had a mullet and looked squirrely. anywho, hope you enjoy.

They just want some nuts - Mrs. V
Don't be an assmonkey, just eat it - Capa
A lot of kinky stuff happens when your with me - Capa
Open up your mouth so John can put it in - Reggie
If you don't give me that back in 30 seconds, you will have a dick so far up your ass... - Reggie
Time is money, especially for taxi drivers - Mrs V
I don't want it up my ass - Sarah
err rar ruff - Peng
Chee chee chee chee - Mrs V
The girls can wait, they're your imaginary girlfriends - Mrs V
Reggie, you can do it on the floor - Mrs V
Its all about mounting people - Bilka
Wouldn't you be freaked out if some one touched where your but was 20 seconds ago? - John
What is your friend peng doing under the table? - Mrs V
I was just humping mid-air and she just happened to grab on - Reggie
If your Jewish, its easy to move - Mrs V
Lets stop doing it together - Mrs V
HAHaha, I just thought of something dirty - Peng
On the last day of school, I'll hug you because I'll be so happy your leaving (to Brady) - Mrs V
Either your book is in the car or your car is in your book - Mrs V
Its longer than your pencil...trust me - Peng
Just wait 10minutes and you can eat every one you want - Mrs V
Survival of the sexual predator - Dustin
I create boners, thats what I do - Sarah
Peng, quit hitting your thing against my thing - Sarah
I'm saying I got 2 fingers in - Peng
At least you didn't get any on you - Reggie
Dan has the long ones - Ryan
No, YOU were going for his nuts, I was just following - Peng
I'm so good you can't even feel it - Peng
I'm seducing your ass - Peng
I am not entertaining you (Mrs V) I know (Reggie)
I love katya 2 times a night and 3 times on sunday (Sarah) I know this (Mrs V)


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